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Romance / Re: Upload Your Boring Saturday Picture by smileysmiley(f): 11:38am On May 14, 2016
You don already mould face dis early morning... well done... more grease to your moulding elbow

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Romance / Re: Another Undisputed Fact To Proof Chicks Are All Bitches...see4 Urself by smileysmiley(f): 4:32pm On May 13, 2016
makes me wonder who the real fool is... the op or his so-called "bitch".... you enjoyed the sex and she enjoyed it to but you were the one who had to part away with your hard earned money... this"bitch" will still end up in a man's house ooo, a rich one sef maybe... continue wasting money that should be used in raising a family cause at the end you will still need to marry a "bitch" to give you children or you want to end up childless abi? na u sabi... if you like say you will have a child outside wedlock, you will still need to give her your hard earned money to raise your child... At the end of the day, the so-called "bitch" is the winner... continue dey mumu yourself

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Politics / Re: Biafrans And Shi'ites Protesting At Anti-corruption Summit, London (Photos) by smileysmiley(f): 9:26pm On May 12, 2016
Looking at the pictures, all I see is a developed country and I wonder if Nigeria can ever be like this... Our great Nigeria how did we miss it? Did we chase our colonial masters away earlier than necessary?... Naija where did we go wrong Is it to late to right our wrongs? Are we walking on eggshells by hoping it'll be better?

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Politics / Re: #WhySubsidyRemoval Trends On Twitter by smileysmiley(f): 9:11pm On May 12, 2016
Can someone please explain this subsidy thing to me cause I'm confused... it was removed the last time and fuel became #87, dey never remove am finish, which one dem dey remove again?? Does this mean they can remove until it reach #500
Celebrities / Re: Georgina Onuoha Blasts Buhari On Subsidy: You Are Uneducated Leader by smileysmiley(f): 4:13pm On May 12, 2016
See it Nigeria's doom!!! They have turned it into a PDP and APC battle... Igbo vs Yoruba abi na Hausa battle... Continue dey mumu while those old men eat your futures away... Let the e-war continue... Brainless youths... The real dullard is the Nigerian youth... They will turn you against each other and merry amongst themselves... Continue fighting ooo, it is a sign of overfeeding cause na person wey chop belle full dey fight... Fight on, the referee is coming... Ndi iberibe
Celebrities / Re: Georgina Onuoha Blasts Buhari On Subsidy: You Are Uneducated Leader by smileysmiley(f): 4:00pm On May 12, 2016
madridguy:
Who is Georgina Onuoha ? By their names you shall know them. I am sure she is only pained that the most corrupt doctor was voted out of office. This are the type people that shower praises on avengers bombing our oil pipeline and always want the current administration to fail. If I can give PDP 16 good years to try their best what stop me from giving APC 4 years and see how it's goes. Shouting and wailing will not remove Sai Baba as president.

You people are to organize protest in Ekiti or Rivers State as it is allowed in democracy.

I stand with Buhari.

stop deceiving yourself... PDP and APC are all the same bunch of thieves playing a terrible game with us... Nigeria will become great again when youths like me and you realize this fact... its not about APC or PDP, its about us
Romance / Re: Are You Ready For Sex? Let’s Take A HIV Test And Pay Me Well -Lady Says On FB by smileysmiley(f): 11:36pm On May 11, 2016
raumdeuter:
How is she different from others? She even has more sense at least she asked for HIV test before doing, How many of the normal university aristo girls dey ask for HIV test from their customers

OP why bother cleaning out her name when we can all see she is the Linda B that posted the 3rd comment
she has tried but its no guarantee, the virus can hide for up to 3months so there is still a risk factor... she should stick to cds and not skin to skin cause a test says the person is clean
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do NAIRALAND Members Hate First Class And 2.1 Graduates? by smileysmiley(f): 11:32pm On May 11, 2016
adedolapo4:


I wonder why people do behave like this? He talk say na English he go study for school? I mean all you need is sufficient English to understand and also communicate yourself. Keep on hating though.
he claimed to be a genius, don't blame me for expecting much from a genius
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do NAIRALAND Members Hate First Class And 2.1 Graduates? by smileysmiley(f): 9:41pm On May 10, 2016
polymathic:
I graduated with 4.16 and I'm so happy I didn't make first class. Woman, we are different human being, we have different views about everything in life...

The but there is typo error not what you think it is.
What school please? 4.16 and you use English words like a primary student. Next time go through your sentences before clicking the "submit" button.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do NAIRALAND Members Hate First Class And 2.1 Graduates? by smileysmiley(f): 2:15pm On May 10, 2016
polymathic:
Just making you understand that First class is not a function of being a genius.. Whether you said so or your VC, but of you need to correct that assumption... There are lots of third class graduates that are better than all the first class put together.

I chose to cos I don't want to be a first class student. What's in it being a first class student?

Its people like you that makes people like us spit hate words on first class students...
It is "both of you" and not "but of you". Your genius brain should have told you that typing with shorthand is the worst you can do to your English vocabulary.

You can lie to others but stop lying to yourself. I hope you don't really believe that trash about graduating with a 2:1 cause you didn't want to graduate with a first class.

I wouldn't want to quote you again so I'll just state this: "I graduated with a second class upper, 4.04 to be precise and it hurts a lot to know that i didn't graduate with a first class".

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Fashion / Re: Organic Skin Care Training by smileysmiley(f): 6:44pm On May 08, 2016
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Fashion / Re: POST HERE | ALL Modeling-Related Information! by smileysmiley(f): 6:30pm On May 08, 2016
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Romance / Re: Question For The Ladies!! What Will You Do In This Situation? [photo] by smileysmiley(f): 5:58pm On May 08, 2016
that is why I don't order for what I can't afford when I'm with a guy I'm just getting to know grin... I like to be sure of his capability before throwing bills so I don't get embarrassed in public... In this situation, I'll call the waiter and ask for my bill, my bill oooo, (the wan wey me gan gan chop) tongue , I'll pay and excuse myself... Which kain nonsense be dat one you carry me comot come dey tell me jamb tori, I beg you say make you carry me comot?
Family / Re: Husband To Divorce Wife For Addiction To Telemundo, Zeeworld by smileysmiley(f): 7:06am On May 06, 2016
From the story, the woman is probably a housewife... Zeeworld and Telemundo repeats their program so is she re watching what she has watched before?

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Romance / Re: Can You Do This For Your Grandmother? by smileysmiley(f): 10:46am On May 03, 2016
what if she dies during the surgery e no go funny ooo... doctor must pay....

For the question, I no do.... I go use 5 milla give am better burial, even my grandma go flog me if I mumu like that
Politics / Ex-first Lady Patience Jonathan Becomes An Evangelist? by smileysmiley(f): 7:18pm On May 02, 2016
Social media users have been talking since a church poster emerged mentioning former first lady, Patience Jonathan as an evangelist.

If the information in this church poster is anything to go by, then former first lady, Dame Patience Jonathan may have been ordained an evangelist.

The poster seen below features Mrs Jonathan with other men of God who will be ministering at a church programme which is schedule to hold in the Rivers State capital, Port Harcourt. According to the poster, ‘Evangelist’ Dame Patience Jonathan will be appearing as a guest speaker.

Social media users who have seen the church poster are now wondering when the former first lady was ordained an evangelist. If indeed Mrs Jonathan is now an evangelist, it will not be the first time that politicians and celebrities have retired their former status to commit to the work of God.

Source: http://411diary.com/ex-first-lady-patience-jonathan-becomes-evangelist/

Family / Re: Husband Has Been Having Sex With His Father-In-Law by smileysmiley(f): 12:58pm On May 02, 2016
In God's voice, "Jesus this is it, I'm ending it all now".
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Climbs Mast To Perform In Zambia - Photo by smileysmiley(f): 5:40am On May 02, 2016
make dem no kill am for us o.... even we wey get am never make am climb anything o
Romance / Re: 4 Hot Reasons Why You Should Marry An Igbo Lady by smileysmiley(f): 3:44pm On May 01, 2016
telemapreye1:
I only corrected you and you want to kill yourself?You are among the people giving igbo bad names with rude character
Ciao
Yh! Cheers... Have a lovely week ahead
Romance / Re: 4 Hot Reasons Why You Should Marry An Igbo Lady by smileysmiley(f): 3:39pm On May 01, 2016
telemapreye1:
Why are you bitter?na fight?
Bitter? Like seriously? My statement looks like that of a bitter person or you just learned the word and decided to use it... *clears throat* sweetheart think well before you type, stop making your fingers go through the stress of typing something totally meaningless...
Romance / Re: 4 Hot Reasons Why You Should Marry An Igbo Lady by smileysmiley(f): 3:35pm On May 01, 2016
telemapreye1:
I know igbo girls rock buy don't call another tribe ugly
you quoted the wrong person... Drchristian has been the one stating how unattractive Igbo girls are so don't try to chew me for defending my tribe
Romance / Re: 4 Hot Reasons Why You Should Marry An Igbo Lady by smileysmiley(f): 2:10pm On May 01, 2016
Drchristian:

Fixed
Chestbeating is peculiar to u people even till u enter inside well.
cossy Orjiakor
Genevieve
Linda ikeji
Munachi
Afrocandy

just to mention d few popular ones...if I now bring u to where I dey live, u will never chestbeat again.
The most useless women in Nigeria are d ones u said they rocks?

Enter any brothel in Edo and other parts of Nigeria, speak igbo language to them, they will be happy to welcome u amongst oloshos as a sister.

Another name for ur women is ashawo you might not like it but is a fact.
#truth dey bitter
your headache not mine sweetheart... please can you try not to quote me again cause I'm allergic to myopic reasoning... Have a blessed week ahead! #igbogirlsrock


Modified:
From your profile, you are probably from Edo... Ehya!!! I now know why that cute, young Edo medical doctor is swooning over me... If this is how Edo girls look *coughs* who no like better thing?
Romance / Re: 4 Hot Reasons Why You Should Marry An Igbo Lady by smileysmiley(f): 8:29am On May 01, 2016
OkoNDOoBo:

Igbo girls re number prostitutes in Nigeria...

Have never seen a brothel in Nigeria without Igbo girl even North East u go see them..
Maybe baby factories business no dey Pay again.
ok
Romance / Re: 4 Hot Reasons Why You Should Marry An Igbo Lady by smileysmiley(f): 8:28am On May 01, 2016
Drchristian:

u see ur life gringringrin tufiakwa

I knw u r aware of these things but advertising ur women on social medias isn't d best thing to do #nohate
Advertising my women? Bae! I'm a proud Igbo woman and we need no advert cause we are not commodities... I'm pretty sure an Igbo lady took your guy, sorry about that but its not our fault, you know. We are amazing and guys get hooked once they get in touch. Forget the rantings, every full blooded Nigerian man wants to take us home to mama and the ones that claim they don't are just trying to hide their disappointment in their inability to wife us. Your hate on the other hand is normal, who wouldn't be? #Igbogirlsrock

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Romance / Re: 4 Hot Reasons Why You Should Marry An Igbo Lady by smileysmiley(f): 7:55am On May 01, 2016
Drchristian:

This is not hate sister, go to d west u'll see many of them single upto 40s never married also in the northern part. misconceptions will not allow many men frm other tribes to marry them.

but d few beautiful ones. .if they speak in their dialect. .they turn ugly immediately.

The question I will ask you is this, why do igbo ladies doesn't go home to get igbo man? they rather stay single and patiently waiting to married a divorced man especially d yorubas
Wow! The hate is deep. How about we do this? Get an English teacher and work on your terms and then ask the question again, maybe I'll have an answer then. But babe come ooo... Igbo woman don steal your man before?

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Romance / Re: 4 Hot Reasons Why You Should Marry An Igbo Lady by smileysmiley(f): 7:41am On May 01, 2016
Drchristian:
igbo girls are d most single ladies in Nigeria. ..High potential to become a prostitute, baby factories and they are manly in looks with a very bad accents.

Don't hate so much cmon... I know you really wish you were one and if you are nice enough Baba God might give you the opportunity in your next world... Now be nice and apologize wink

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Celebrities / The Irony Behind This Post Made By Tiwa Savage. by smileysmiley(f): 7:28am On May 01, 2016
The devil was probably laughing his ribs out when she made this post. How time flies.... How easy it is for a love that was once shared to go sour...



For clarity sake, she posted the image and then wrote "which means you MrBillz @teebillz323 can't return me to my parents or exchange me".

Celebrities / Insiders Confirmed Tiwa Savage Slept With Don Jazzy And 2face. by smileysmiley(f): 6:15am On May 01, 2016
JUST DAYS AFTER TUNJI ‘TEEBILLZ’ BALOGUN BROKE THE DAM THAT HELD BACK THE FLOOD OF ISSUES IN HIS MARRIAGE TO SINGER, TIWA SAVAGE, INVESTIGATIONS HAVE REVEALED GROSS INFIDELITY AND DOMESTIC VIOLENCE ARE THE MAIN REASONS THE MARRIAGE FELL APART. IT WAS GATHERED THAT TIWA SAVAGE WAS AWARE OF HER HUSBAND’S VICES WAY BEFORE MARRIAGE AND SHE REFUSED TO HEED THE ADVICE OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY BEFORE SOLEMNIZING THEIR UNION. 


A source in the know, exclusively revealed to GISTMELOVE that Tiwa’s relationship with Don Jazzy ended before her marriage to Teebillz and her affair with 2Face was a one-time thing which also happened a long time ago so Tunji bringing it up was a desperate need for points.

Though Teebillz accused his wife of also sleeping with label mate Dr Sid, the source said it isn’t possible. In her own words: “Dr Sid ba wo? Maybe he was the one buying the condoms for Don Jazzy.”

Though reports of Tiwa allegedly sleeping with money bags in Nigeria in order to advance her career were prevalent years ago, the source insinuated that her manager and fiance at the time, knew about it and she opened up to him about all her previous relationships but he thought he could handle it.

According to the source:

“Honestly, they are both lying and it’s okay so you demonic bloggers don’t take advantage of the situation. Fact is, they both knew what they were getting into. He beat her up many times and she took it because they both had dirt on each other. I particularly was mad at Tiwa way before she even agreed to marry him. Heck, he was fraudulent way before his coming back to Nigeria. What ruined his relationship with Sauce Kid and co? His other baby mama nko? Go and ask. Ask the big boys in LA about Tee Billions and you will hear his gist. Bi-polar oshi wo? He is toxic, leave his mental issues out of it. Bringing a baby into the toxic relationship pissed off most of us.”

It’s unclear why Tiwa Savage decided to settle for a society wedding with her alleged love-vendor and abuser, but the source who is close to the couple claims age was probably the reason as it can’t be love.

The source further revealed their marriage almost ended months after they got married, adding that Tiwa discovered her husband was spending her money on things they don’t need. Also Teebillz allegedly kept blackmailing her about her extra-marital affairs. He kept hanging her alleged relationship with oil magnate, Femi Otedola, over her head.

According to the source:

“He accused her of sleeping with Otedola in the early months of her pregnancy. He slapped and locked her out when she was pregnant due to stories of the affair. She never told us if she indeed slept with the man but her husband kept hammering on it. Even if she did, why didn’t he just walk? Let me answer that, he’s broke and in debt and needs that Otedola money.”

It was also gathered that the couple abused substances during the course of their relationship. Its unclear if Tiwa was around drugs during her pregnancy, but another source claims they both abused illicit substances.

The source said:

“While Teebillz was blowing money on women, booze and coke, Tiwa was smoking fish. Abeg make she no lie. Yes, the guy get craze for head, but Tiwa sef mental.”

Tiwa who has opened up on issues in their marriage has confirmed most of these allegations. We only hope they do what is best for their baby’s sake.


Source:
http://www.exposeng.com/insider-confirmed-tiwa-slept-don-jazzy-2face-marriage/
Celebrities / Re: Charles Novia Writes On Tiwa Savage And Teebillz Saga by smileysmiley(f): 3:43pm On Apr 30, 2016
tommykiwi:
OK madam av heard U. But come to think of it is it only my comment U found negative or wat ? Beside I only asked a question.
you sounded like someone who was being haunted by Tiwa's story so I only advised you cause depression is the latest in town. If the story makes you depressed, its better you overlook it so you don't get suicidal.

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Celebrities / Re: Charles Novia Writes On Tiwa Savage And Teebillz Saga by smileysmiley(f): 3:27pm On Apr 30, 2016
Misskaycee21:
Why she kon tie scarf for head like WIDOW??
she no be widow teebillz for kukuma die so e family go dey take care of Tiwa as per widow, e just dey leech d girl anyhow... Nonsense man!
Celebrities / Re: Charles Novia Writes On Tiwa Savage And Teebillz Saga by smileysmiley(f): 3:23pm On Apr 30, 2016
tommykiwi:
So no other story aside dis Tiwa and husband issue.
you are not being forced to read it, you clearly saw the headline and still decided to click on it so stop complaining

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