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why will a guy drag a girl to a hotel, when he knows he cant afford it.

Africhat? thot they were all prostitutes there. just tell her u wanna Bleep her right away. i bet she's already bored with ur looooooooooooooooong tori.

michelin89:
WTF?? Guys this isn't a thread you comment on with essays!

i tire for the guy, so i shld check my spellings, punctuations, paragraghs, cos i wan post for NL. ow can he even think i will write the same way for a job application. na wa for the guy sef.

i understand wat u saying, but its not always true in all cases, there are very young peeps who make alot of sense here, so if your bases for falling for someone is what they type, then i'm sorry but u will be fooled. i must confess that i have met most of the intelligent peeps here on NL and blive me most of em are below 19.

and for me wat attracts me first in a person is their intelligence, b4 i start looking at anything else, thats why peeps like ujujoan, plat, The Amaka, Tope, and co seems to fascinate me, though they are not minors, lol, but i know other very intelligent peeps as well that are far younger, i dnt wanna mention names sha. and i think falling for someone u havent seen but felt prolly thru words is better , cos then u wont be carried away by physical beauty, i mean out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh which of course is a true reflection of the individual, and if they end up being cute, cool thats will be be icing on the cake.

thats why i have always admired the blind, dou i dnt wish to be, lol, cos they only hear and fall in love, to me thats true love, cos they really aint moved by wat they see, which of course fades with time.

NOTE: i have said this thread is not all about relationships. we need to know who is who.

olanajim:
a reasonable post turns joke.

Thank God for intuition, I can spot someone age range by reading their posts. Anyway, age has little to do with maturity. I have seen foolish people in their thirties not better than silly teenagers, and I have seen wise teenagers who are older than their ages.

Anyway, it takes a mature mind to spot a mature mind. If you come to nairaland for a date and end up dating a minor, then it is your fault. Nl isnt all about dating.
Anyway, good luck to the searchers.

ok, i dnt wanna be rude, but dat part of ur post, not rily nice.

and i tell u some minors in here make so much sense u will easily be fooled

its possible the peeps u call matured are rily under 5.

but dats not the point, all comments are welcomed, just dat i feel we shld all

know more details about who we chatting with.

sorry for my earlier post!

abeg throway that kind woman. a dog will always go back to its vomit.

50 wat? he shld be locked up for life in a cell with no windows, doors and light

netotse:
@smooth
actually pat is still saving up for plastic surgery thats y she said next year. . .money never complete

[size=5pt]pat, u know i got nothing but love for u babe. . .[/size]

lol, i dnt think she needs that dou.

patwhizkid:
K'mon yu don't know my age.

trust me i know,

pat i know, i was pulling ur strings. common u know i know ur age naw!

Nigerian is running a bogus system of government that is very expensive to run, it saps the little we get from our resources and leaves nothing to care for development. we need to trim it b4 we can move forward.

Ben-10:
no way! the thread becomes useless if we update profiles instead of posting here.

lol, alright Ben, what u mean?

patwhizkid:
Alryt smooth, ama upload mine next year, ok?

ok, next year u will be old enuf to upload a pics rite?

nway its just around the corner, and God bless u, i op it

will be worth our wait.

tanx pat and what are u waiting for to update ur profile. i'm beginging to suspect ya!

lol, no it was a fone and the guy wasnt a professional,but he tried.

hey pat watz funny? i have uploaded a full frame. haha.

lol, thanx, think i shld change the topic of the thread to the personality declaration instead of age, cos i fink its bcoming a know ur community member thread.

okay i'm leading by example, i av updated my profile, real age, real location, real email. _{and a pics,lol, not too cute one dou, i will upload a better one wheni can.} 

u cant help it, Man's ultimate goal on earth is to be successful, and women cant resist men that are successful. so indirectly u can say that man's goal is pussy-ly attached. just cant help it.

FL Gators:
ROTFLMAO. . . .I still dnt get how the car could have gotten stolen

A NLer advertised a car for sale, & another NLer posed as a potential buyer, and when he went to test drive the car, he pulled out  a gun and told the escort to get down and he just zoomed off without paying. that was end of story cos n one knows anything bout the Nler, he is prolly one of the 60 year old males posing as a sweet 16 here. God help us.

Ben-10:
I'm 18. . .smoooooooth, can we be now?

lol, okay nice to know u an adult, so we can breath now. hmmmmmmm.


@michel, that pic is hot. i will upload mine when i get this thing down. 

she is encouraging him ny keeping quiet. soon he will sneak in her room and force , then it bcomes a routine exercise, she needs to be serious and tell him to stop the act, and if he continues a slap that will ring in the whole house and have everyone running into her room shld show ow serious she is. and from now she shld stop him from entering her room when she is dressing, Men cant resist when the see nice lumpsious boobs with padded ikebe. cousin or not. like a friends mother used to say ''body no dey know cousin'' so she never let her children sleep in same room with their cuz of opposite sex.

@pat, cool, i've always known i cld trust ur judgement.

i'm 30

michelin89:
The only thing I'd like is pics! When you see the person you are chatting with, you know how to interact with that person.

well i rily dnt know obout pics, but then if it bcomes a standing rule on NL, fine, then we all can put up our pics, at least that will make every one cautious in what they post. we say alot of nonsense when we in the dark. i like dat dou, cos it brings out the dirty me, lol in real life i am the gentleman. so if peeps that know me see my pics, they wont blive i have been smoooooth all this while.

michelin89:
Smoooooth should take his Hot pants to AfroIntroduction.

michel STFU! i'm not Hot, no one is starved, incase u live in the bush here's news for 2009.

SEX IS IN ABUNDANT SUPPLY, BUT WIVES, WHEW!!! TAKES THE GRACE OF GOD!

_{this thread is not about relationship dou,}

its fast becoming a site for lies and fake identities, peeps dat are male having the female status and co. dats why someone had his car stolen the other time and another got robbed. dats why its important we know some details about every one, cos NL is like a community and every1 like one big family. so its a community responsibility to weed out the liars, thieves and miscreants in our midst. of course not forgetting the minors so we dnt encourage paedophiles too  

so u all start coming out with the truth now

Fl gator is def suffering from that syndrome brad pitt had in his movies on something about bejamin, cant remember now. she maybe 90 now.

michelin89:
Niaraland is not a dating site so who cares?

age declaration isnt just for dating. it can be a yard stick for knowing which comment to regard or not, imagine a minor commenting on a divorce thread, or fl gator who is 10 talking about sex. do u wanna listen to that? 

kody-licky:
good suggestion.

_{but why didnt u 2 declare your age. our we sure u aint minors too} 

i ll soon be a granny dear.
i may even be your real mama

. 

My grang mother on the internet?

now there are worse fears than having a minor

hey love, i love this game we playing, i have unmasked 1000's of faces and still cant find u. i wont stop searching cos i love this game of hide and seek we playing. You Rock!

FL Gators:
15

hey pat, there's one. and she's always on the sexuality board.

patwhizkid:
Ok. .but who are they (d minors)? Gimme their names so i kan take a drastic action against dem.

lol, yeah i will soon 4wrd their names so u can hack them off the internet. _{they shldnt be on it in d 1st place}  

kody-licky:
LOL
@ pat
wats your plan?
send them to their mama for serious spanking?

good suggestion.

_{but why didnt u 2 declare ur age. our we sure u aint minors too}  

NL is like a commuity with an Oba (seun) and his chiefs (moderators) then there are the regular members that have come to be a part of this community, and i think it has become imperative that we know who we are dealing with here, something like a security watch, lol, just kidding, well its just a NL census to know everyone in the comminity, so we can make plans for serious development.

so just paste ur name, (just first names,) location, sex, occupation, & sexual preference. and pls real info only.

we have not decided on posting pics yet.

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jejelolatu:
U shd prolly ensure dat your african meal dosnt include vegetables, so he dosnt accuse u of trying to jazz him¤¤lmfao!

u just show say u no sabi cook, which Africa meal no need vegetable, na ofe nsala, afam soup, black soup, egusi or vegetable soup. infact i better write ur name down so i dnt make the mistake of asking u out anytime on Nl.

op- its too early to cook for him, come and cook for me instead!

guy there are many virgins these days than we had in the 60's. just because there's free sex everwhere doesnt mean there aint so many 9ja babes that are keeping themselves. if u need one holla me, i know alot of them in their late 20's, but be prepared to hold your manliness till marriage.