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RomanceRe: Nairalanders : Please Help Before I Collapse Again by smooooooth: 1:41pm On Dec 02, 2009
a 2 year old son, a zero account, and an attitude problem.

add it all up, it goes no where.
RomanceRe: What Do I Say Back? by smooooooth: 1:02pm On Dec 02, 2009
WTF! ow did u guys understand this? huh
CareerRe: How Do I Meet My 200 Million Naira Target By December? by smooooooth: 12:47pm On Dec 02, 2009
@airzee- thanks for tellking us how the bank works, but it still doesnt make sense. we have had banks for decades now, and this stupid target meeting have not always been the case, so how did the banks of the 70's/80's work?

this act has got to stop. and people are criticizing the common prostitute on the street and raiding nude clubs, when infact prostitution is thriving in virtually every area of our lives. lets be sincere, we all know 80% of the peeps in the bank meeting their target do that by sleeping with customers.  

i dont know anything about the islamic banking SLS talked about a while ago, but if its gonna put an end to this madness, then i support him 100%.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Yar'adua Confirmed Dead by smooooooth: 2:50pm On Nov 30, 2009
hey pat hi, op u in class? tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Yar'adua Confirmed Dead by smooooooth: 2:40pm On Nov 30, 2009
please not again.
RomanceRe: How To Make A Girl Fall In Love With You by smooooooth: 2:25pm On Nov 30, 2009
iice:
[color=#9900ff]This is what happens when you copy and paste.
When it comes to writing on your own. . .it comes out incoherent.[/color]
cheesy

@op- thats all bullshit, doesnt work, especially for 9ja babes.  undecided
RomanceRe: His Deformity Opens Her Love With His Doctor: 9ja Ladies hummm by smooooooth: 12:01pm On Nov 30, 2009
Typical woman, one gets disfigured, then the other got the right looks.

well the dude learnt the hard way, that women are not worth killling ursef for

cos they know nothing about love. its wld have been better if he did all that for

a dog, at least it knows ow to stay faithful and loyal, no matter what.
RomanceRe: Don`t Tell Girls Truth Always Tell Her Lies by smooooooth: 11:09am On Nov 30, 2009
ur friend was right bro, women dont wanna be told the truth. they have a brain that can only accept lies. blive me.
RomanceRe: Most Igbo Girls Marry Late Why? by smooooooth: 10:48am On Nov 30, 2009
cos they are waiting and hoping Dangote will one day be single and come marry the, by the time reality hits tem, they are 30!
RomanceRe: Stop Stop ?! by smooooooth: 4:58pm On Nov 25, 2009
depends on her age, if na under 16, then stop mean u need to hit her harder. but if na big girl i really dnt know why she will be saying stop, the only thing i know they say is give to me, harder baby, yes boy. and if u not doing it right, they turn u and ride the bastard outta u.
RomanceRe: At What Age Did You/would Like To Have Your First Child? by smooooooth: 4:50pm On Nov 25, 2009
showbobo:
Had mine some few days to my 24th Birthday. . . What a priceless gift kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
yeah right! like u planned it.
RomanceRe: Why You Should Date A Nigerian Man by smooooooth: 4:47pm On Nov 25, 2009
nice one, always been proud to be a 9ja Man. wld never be anything else.
RomanceRe: Why Is A Woman's Behind Important To Guys? Bigger Or Smaller? by smooooooth: 4:39pm On Nov 25, 2009
if u not a good dancer, and u hook up wiv a girl with a big ass in da club, the spirit just comes on u and u doing some real hard stunts!
RomanceRe: Stop Stop ?! by smooooooth: 4:37pm On Nov 25, 2009
wat girl u talking about, was she been raped?

the ones i know keep screaming, yeah yeah give it to me , give it to me yeah!
RomanceRe: Can U Tell Her Ur Income? by smooooooth: 4:13pm On Nov 25, 2009
you shld tell ur wife. oh d question said gf, hmmmm  lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: If You Were To Date Any One On Nairaland Who Would You Pick? by smooooooth: 4:06pm On Nov 25, 2009
patwhizkid:
lol i'm -1
grin grin thank God i found out on time, i wld have been charged for under age toasting.
RomanceRe: Why Is That Some Girls Are So One Sided? by smooooooth: 4:03pm On Nov 25, 2009
My broda, u can never understand women, i will advice u dnt stress urself on this issue, just make ur money, and come back, u will see plenty other women that will see u as a caring loving guy so far u got the dou.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hi Everyone! by smooooooth: 4:00pm On Nov 25, 2009
hahaha, dude u 4ck up!
RomanceRe: Why Is A Woman's Behind Important To Guys? Bigger Or Smaller? by smooooooth: 3:57pm On Nov 25, 2009
get a woman with a big back side in the doggy position, and get ur answer.  tongue
RomanceRe: If You Were To Date Any One On Nairaland Who Would You Pick? by smooooooth: 3:54pm On Nov 25, 2009
Igwe.:
lol, thought you've gone back to the school, how u dey?
school?  shocked. ow old is she?
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone That Is 10yrs Older Than You? by smooooooth: 3:51pm On Nov 25, 2009
i thot that was perfect. undecided
RomanceRe: If You Were To Date Any One On Nairaland Who Would You Pick? by smooooooth: 3:46pm On Nov 25, 2009
why not come find out. and wat i got to say is special. thats wat i fink.

papine:
@pat, cool i tink we should meet
angry angry
RomanceRe: If You Were To Date Any One On Nairaland Who Would You Pick? by smooooooth: 3:38pm On Nov 25, 2009
u welcome, but there is more, errm, i will say it in priv, besides we derailing the thread.

hit me on my yim pls, smiley
RomanceRe: If You Were To Date Any One On Nairaland Who Would You Pick? by smooooooth: 3:33pm On Nov 25, 2009
patwhizkid:
Nah smooth, say it here!
lol, ok. i roff u very much. kiss
RomanceRe: If You Were To Date Any One On Nairaland Who Would You Pick? by smooooooth: 3:25pm On Nov 25, 2009
platinumnk:
oh so because im a girl I can't date girls?
Girls:
Ibk
I love Amaka but we think too much alike hahhahhh so we can't date!
sweetiepie
pweety cuz shes funny
Gabby because shes kind
UjU cuz shes wise
Sectrez cuz shes mysterious
Kunbee is my daughter no incest!!
Tpia I would fall in love with
But I would only marry SisterWoman my true hearts desire cheesy
so gay. lipsrsealed


patwhizkid:
Yeah i know yu won't bite.
then give me audience, somethings are better heard alone. wink
RomanceRe: If You Were To Date Any One On Nairaland Who Would You Pick? by smooooooth: 3:12pm On Nov 25, 2009
common dear, i wont bite. smiley
RomanceRe: If You Were To Date Any One On Nairaland Who Would You Pick? by smooooooth: 3:03pm On Nov 25, 2009
patwhizkid:
Oh ok
u just keep saying ok, ok. say a real word dear.

can we chat in private, got a whole lot to say

and they just for ur ears! tongue
RomanceRe: If You Were To Date Any One On Nairaland Who Would You Pick? by smooooooth: 2:53pm On Nov 25, 2009
@pat, dont sound like that, its actually deeper than u think. i'm crious. kiss
RomanceRe: If You Were To Date Any One On Nairaland Who Would You Pick? by smooooooth: 1:56pm On Nov 25, 2009
so stop acting like u dont know i got a thing for u.  kiss
RomanceRe: If You Were To Date Any One On Nairaland Who Would You Pick? by smooooooth: 1:53pm On Nov 25, 2009
didint u read the topic? kiss

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