₦airaland Forum

Ebonyeyes:
Reason why I will never have a maid in the ist place

then be ready to cook, clean, wash, and still report tp the bedroom without comlain.

countdown2:
Reason why you should marry a husband you can trust, who you'll never have to worry about while far gone and a maid is at home with him.

u can trust me, with the Maid

Sisi_Kill:
I'll hit him upside the head!

A freaking maid?! What happened to all the classy, respectable. . .Ok, ok maybe not respectable seeing as they are having an affair with a married man but that doesn't make than less classy.

I mean if he's gonna cheat on me, the least he can do is to make sure it's with someone i'll see and go Jeebus, this woman is fucking gorgeous! I can totally see why he couldn't resist.

A maid? Allah Kiyaye

wait till u see some hot sexy calabar Maid. and besides u dnt have to be gorgeous for a man to sleep with u, u just have to have a HOLE!

u have no pishur and ur email is not even there, that shows how unserious u are about getting married b4 30.

if the thread is true dou, i just think u need to relax and be patient, being desperate like this will only land u with the wrong guy

i think 26 is not so old, considering the fact that u studying a course that takes some years, and being a doc is also a plus to u

so just put a picture up, and open ur email, i am sure guys will buzz u, u just got to be more open. goodluck!!!!

never heard of any hausa/fulani actor/actress. its good to know they are into movies too. i thought their lives was confined to cattle rearing.  

THE-AMAKA:
keep on dreaming.

sometimes dreams come thru u know.

funny,

THE-AMAKA:
idk.

WAT? sorry,  that guy really got me off board.

i hope u buzz me dou, waiting. takia!

xynerise:
Amy, is he ''toasting'' you?

guys, guys, guy, tsk tsk.

THE-AMAKA:
lol THATS NOT ME!!
you are the third person to say that.
hmmm maybe ill buzz you.

oh well i'm feeling your post than your pics, _{even though i have no doubt in my mind when i see you pics, it will be breath taking.}

and pls do buzz me, i am expectant.

daduke2k:
hey bugger off dude i asked her first .ehm @the amaka check the  thread on datin sec ,i ans sumtin u askd a while ago

hey dude, drop this mushin xter, and go look for ur mates, i bet u will find them in the jokes section.

hey i'm really harmless, i just love your post.

and you someone i will like to meet,

u got a YIM., u can buzz me anyiachucks@yahoo.com

i'm online nao. and your profile picture is breath taking.

THE-AMAKA:
lol nice dog you got there

thanks, but he sure dont bite like u .

i fink tht dude is yet to reciver from that bite. lol.

hey u mind we talk outta here, its harmless o

_{i op i dnt get bitten too.}

THE-AMAKA:
why the hell should you care what my tummy looks like? so who can be the judge? you?
thats VERY LAUGHABLE!!
you hope i have a flat tummy for what? who are you sef?
common get away jo!

hahahaha, oh dear, that was too much.

i was thinking when next i find u online i was

gonna say something, but with this i think i'm

gonna

Ujujoan:
What's that cooking in here . . . hmmmmn! smells nice . .

hmmm i too smell something, and believe me its not nice.

Sisi_Kill:
Rotflmao. . . Does that really work?

sure it works. hey are u up for a private chat?

why not let up ur mail for a min, so i can buzz ya

or u can get mine. will love to talk.

roots:
I want a lady who is

1. 4.8 feet tall,
2. light in skin colour
3. Intelligent
4. Pretty
5. Educated
etc

isnt that kinda short. or u wanna get a BJ while she is standing?

Sisi_Kill:
@ smooooth
Hmmm. . . A confident guy on nairaland?! Guess hell HAS frozen over.

didnt know that was rare in here.  

but really a Man's got nothing to worry about, xpecially when he

got a good woman by his side. and u sound like one  .

your friend is growing and he is begining to discover himself, he's started growing hairs on and around his d**k, his nipples has started to twitch, and he has discovered the ultimate purpose of the giant banana between his legs. so i will advise u leave him and his gf alone and better start discovering what u can do with those 2 oranges on ur chest and the lips between ur legs. YOU NEED TO GROW UP!

wrong!!!!!!!

Sisi_Kill:
You gonna answer?

i already did, i'm waiting for ur response.

Sisi_Kill:
Maybe the guys who think nothing of such things are more confident in who they are and not easily threatened.

did u just call me

Beautful.B:
fake love

hey B.B do u have the real love? i dey find am. whats ur location sef?

Guy without those girls , u wont have customers and without customers u wont have ur job. so next time u see one doing a thing like that, tell her thank you for your job.

Uju are u still contemplating wat to do wiv the gifts, i thought u shld have worn the sexy lingerie's and diamond earrings to work today

its obvious the 2011 election is not going to be free and fair. there shld be one in every state for fairness, but they shld start by putting a third one in the east.

a gift is a gift, and its not so polite to reject or return them when they dont come with a condition. i think u shd accept them.

are women really this dumb, that they cant even make a clear decision even when there is just one clear option. what a waste of clay!

Ujujoan:


Are you gay?

u shld come find out.

''S'' cld mean sweet or sour , depending ow the relationship ended. u need to investigate if the guy is really marrried, cheating women are fond of saying things like that to cos a diversion. she will think if u think the dude is married, u wont worry about them being friends. i once had a girl that told me bout a guy, and told me not to worry cos the dude was f**king ugly, but when i started suspetcing and i did my ground work and met the dude, u wont blive, he will pass for one of the finest guys on earth. so wake up. be wise!!

T.M shirts are cool

a Tie is lovely too

boxer shorts! ohhh yea Men appreciate that sooooo much.

anal sex. that will blow his mind.

she may be right, she has been in both worlds.

megacity:
This r/ship will have end soon. I have gotten used to this woman these past few months, and so I know I‘ll miss her after she has gone. I‘ll miss her company, I‘ll miss her friendship, I‘ll miss those smiles, I‘ll miss her intelligence and brilliance, I‘ll miss her jokes and I ‘m sure I‘ll miss the other one too. But only if she didn’t have such a past! How can I marry a woman that now and again we‘ll run into some man waving at my wife – one of the men she used to romp with? I can’t live with that

please give her my number, and make sure when u run into her in future, all u do is wave from a SAFE distance. or i will chop off ur hand.

i dont know much about these things, but i think u shld use the power of advertising. that shld help sell your brand.

kenuoyibo i have heard alot about the export trade and i know there are lotz of resources in nigeria that cab be exported. what i want to ask is when do we get paid, is it before the shipment or after, i know every business has its risk, but with just 2 million i will like to take on a business with low risk.

if u can please send a detailed mail on the processes involved to my mail. thank u.

419. guys u better mind where u send mails to.

ur fada get money i hear u. and he cldnt send u

to a good sch, to learn how u spell.