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RomanceRe: Who Would Be Interested In Dating? by smooooooth: 9:48am On Nov 19, 2009
Beautful.B:
wanna date is any one available grin grin grin?
guys wia una dey. onwa december o ru me go. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nairaland - A Microcosm Of Nigeria by smooooooth: 9:33am On Nov 19, 2009
simplychic:
@Beaf
I will continue to preach morality to you until you change,[b]how come you cannot say a sentence without calling someone a fool,dont you think you are the fool here when you start seeing everyone around you as a fool definitely you are the fool.[/b]And i still have to refer you back home to your mama because she really did a bad job on you.
Poor boy!
A case of the pot calling the kettle black.

@op- nice observation, but then its impossible for everyone to have the same views about issues considering that we've all had diff experiences & we come from diverse backgrounds. and i dont think anyone that have expressed an opinion on NL can be classified as a grazer. if there are grazers then they will be peeps who read thru NL but have never posted a comment. i used to be in that category b4 i got registered.

and again, i think everyone falls in virtually every category, sometimes we all can be funny, ignorant, etc. to prove me right, u go thru all ur post, u will find u have shown xteristics of virtually every group, except for group 1 subgroup a & b.
BusinessI Need Urgent Advise. by smooooooth(op): 2:28pm On Nov 18, 2009
please does any one know a good business u can do with 2milllion naira in nigeria. please i will like to know thank you.
RomanceRe: Female Players Out There by smooooooth: 1:27pm On Nov 18, 2009
hbabe:
^^^Maybe you need to get married first.


@Poster
She is just hurting and is yet to get over the pains she got from her past relationship(s)
u may be right!

delagasky:
I read and summarised the below story from anoda forum i belong to and cant keep it outta ma head

I’m a married man, but a randy one that still looks for adventure. In one of my escapades, I met this girl on one of the popular dating sites around, we hit it off while having some good intellectual conversations over the phone. I didn’t hide my status from her and according to her, its even more convenient (I didn’t think too much of that statement at this point). After getting over all the necessary preambles, we decided to hookup. I had an overnight romp in mind and she was all game. We met around 5pm on a Saturday, no stories, we headed to the hotel and had sex till the early hours of the morning in between some more intellectual talk (she is actually a very intelligent lady with a very good job). While I was going to drop her off, she asked me never to call her again! I was shocked considering the events of the last few hours, but she insists that’s the way she wants it, she enjoyed it all, but why should she see me again? I wanted sex, so did she; it was good, but why look for a repeat performance?

I need to know your take on this funny story. Are there really female players out there? undecided huh
there many of them these days. i see them around often. if u want a confirmation, sign up on africhat.
RomanceRe: Should Girls Go About With Condoms In Their Bags? by smooooooth: 1:17pm On Nov 18, 2009
NO! its not decent for ladies to have condons in their bags, they are not suppose to have one, or know diff types or flavors of condoms. it sends a wrong signal. and ur gf is definately having it elsewhere to be having it in her bag.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Help Pls, A Battle Between His Family And Me; Who Wud He Fight For? by smooooooth: 12:51pm On Nov 18, 2009
u av been his gf for just 6 months and all this talk. if u become his wife, be ready to be ''wonder woman'' cos i see u running from north to the east down to the south, if any member of the family got something going. its a family that sees a sons spouse as their slave rather than his wife. and ur bf, sorry to say this but he is a BOY.
RomanceRe: Kissing Spell. . . by smooooooth: 12:43pm On Nov 18, 2009
believe me, this spell will soon earn u a SLAP!
RomanceRe: Who Would Be Interested In Dating? by smooooooth: 12:26pm On Nov 18, 2009
@op- the most annoying thing is most of this babes here are dying to get a date, they're lonely. but their attitude sucks. the same attitude they put up outside, they bring to NL, and no one wants to date a b****h. I'll put my money on it, most of them are gonna die as old lonely virgins.

there are a few good ones though, but its difficult to see the wheat among the chaffs!
RomanceRe: When Your Boyfriend's Best Friend Is Female? by smooooooth: 12:05pm On Nov 18, 2009
i'm gonna be sincere wit ya! when a guy's best friend is a girl, they are having hot friendly sex, just pray it doesnt go beyond that.

goodluck!!!!
PoliticsRe: Obama Admits He Is A Muslim by smooooooth: 3:03pm On Nov 17, 2009
did he ever deny being a muslim b4 nao? and wat has religion got to do with the way some1 governs a state. incase u dont know, there is only ONE GOD.

@thoniaslim, pls put up a real picture, to make this thread romantic, at least i will love to see smiley
PoliticsRe: Militants Attack UNIPORT by smooooooth: 12:52pm On Nov 17, 2009
the nigerian goverment is a disgrace. how can they be taking this rubbish from a bunch of criminals. i think its time something is done to silence this idiots once and for all. this are not rea freedom fighthers, why we they pounce on helpless citiens, why we they loot from the poor, why rape defenceless people. they are CRIMINALS. they have come out to expose them selves and i think this is the best time for this weak govt to act as any action taken will gain support as this guys have become a nuisance to the society. and btw, where were all those big mouth uniport boys. God kinows this can never happen in my alma mater. UNIBEN, lai lai.
RomanceRe: I Miss My Ex. by smooooooth: 4:20pm On Nov 16, 2009
i understand ow u feel, its really hard to forget after 9years. what ur ex did was cruel. i know ow hurt and deeply wounded u must feel. just Pray for God to help heal ur heart and give u the strenght to go on and love again. wish u all the best.
RomanceRe: Her Past Is Too Much For Me by smooooooth: 3:58pm On Nov 16, 2009
Ujujoan:
Okay! But maybe next time you should wait till your opinion is sought! undecided
/quote]

meant that as a joke, anyway watever
RomanceRe: My 100th Post: An Open Letter To Olusolami by smooooooth: 3:35pm On Nov 16, 2009
izeek:
dude, atleats no one will accuse you of not making an effort.
cheesy cheesy cheesy

i pity the guy sha, women just hate it when u do this.
RomanceRe: Her Past Is Too Much For Me by smooooooth: 3:19pm On Nov 16, 2009
there are other factors to consider with time, like negligence, etc.
RomanceRe: Can U Accept Her Back Irrespective Of Her Infidelity by smooooooth: 3:14pm On Nov 16, 2009
we shld always learn to forgive and forget, and so she wont do it again, i suggest u get a virgometer incase of another ASSU strike, so it reads what ever happens when u away.
RomanceRe: Her Past Is Too Much For Me by smooooooth: 2:59pm On Nov 16, 2009
whitelexi:
Following the Lexicano theory:

P[(V + M) ~ C] = 0

Where P = Probability, V= Virgin, M = Marriage, and C = Cheat
cheesy cheesy cheesy
guy u wan kil me abeg!

but u know that formula is not true in all cases.

sometimes its p[(V+M)] * C] =300  shocked

& P[ ( W + M ) ] * C] = 0

where W = LovePeddler  cheesy
RomanceRe: Breaking Up For A Good Reason by smooooooth: 2:56pm On Nov 16, 2009
Ujujoan:
Why the shocked shocked huh

grin grin grin grin

Ok somebody's getting paranoid! grin
i'm sure u meant that for white  grin

as for me i'm  cool

kellorah:
But don't settle for less, especially when u can do better.
GBAM!!

OMO IBO:
Trust me. I'm on it
op u dnt get ''selective'' after  lipsrsealed just incase she aint diff from her NL personality.  cheesy
RomanceRe: Her Past Is Too Much For Me by smooooooth: 2:39pm On Nov 16, 2009
virginity is no guaratee that a woman is gonna be a faithful wife, like wise cos a lady's got a rugged past doesnt mean is she gonna be a cheating wife. experience has thought me that it is better to marry a repentant LovePeddler than a pretending virgin.
RomanceRe: Breaking Up For A Good Reason by smooooooth: 2:25pm On Nov 16, 2009
something is sure cooking in here. smells nice smiley
RomanceRe: Her Past Is Too Much For Me by smooooooth: 2:24pm On Nov 16, 2009
cant believe u guys are still at it.


Ujujoan:
People like you end up in the wrong hands. Women that are experts at hiding who they truly are. What can I say, we get we deserve right?  cheesy
me think u deserve each other.  tongue
RomanceRe: She Wants Nollywood And I Want Hollywood. by smooooooth: 2:18pm On Nov 16, 2009
thank god it's not a fight btw bollywwod and ghollywood grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is On Ambo3 But Is 2 Close To A Male Housemate by smooooooth: 1:55pm On Nov 16, 2009
Sisi_Kill:
What's AMBO?
ITS AMSTEL MALTA BOX OFFICE , I THINK undecided

ITS A REALITY SHOW WHERE DAVID GETS TO F**K ODION.

grin cheesy
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is On Ambo3 But Is 2 Close To A Male Housemate by smooooooth: 1:45pm On Nov 16, 2009
U SHLD BE WORRIED MORE ABOUT THE PART THE CAMERA AINT SHOWING. SHE IS PROLLY SLEEPING IN THE DUDE'S BED AT NIGHT. THATS WHAT U GET FOR DATING THE INTELLIGENT INDEPENDENT TYPE. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: How Do I Get Rid Of This Ex?! by smooooooth: 1:33pm On Nov 16, 2009
ez doz it:
@@@kpolli, no, after the period we actually dated, i havent given room for that to come to play.

haba@ smoooooth, u harsh ooo, in the last 10 years from when i dated him was when the other guys happened, i never even 30 yet,

what i simply asked for are ideas of how to get over him, i know thats what i have to do. but give examples, eg cutting off all contact with him, then what??
OK, SORRY BOUT MY FIRST POST. U REALLY WANNA GET OVER THIS DUDE, CHECK OUT THIS GUYS'S TIPS, THEY WORKED FOR ME.

Getting over an ex is one of the hardest things one can ever do.However,it is important if you must move on and live your life.
Back in school,i had this girl that really got me going 'wow'.She was everything a man could ever want in a woman.She was smart,brilliant,intelligent,confident,pretty,had good sense of humour,good dress sense.In short,she was just perfect.But situations just couldn't let it last.She broke up with me with sensible reasons.I was shattered.Food became annoying,i talked less,went out less,thought more and if not that i hate crying,would've cried.But i got over her and moved on within a reasonable period.How i did it?

1. I accepted the fact that she was gone
This was the first step to my getting over her.Rather than sit there and hope for her to return,i accepted the fact that she was gone and thought of ways to get over her.

2. I deleted her number from my phone
Even though i still had her number in my head,i deleted it from my phone so i don't get tempted to call.The urges came,but i was able to suppress them because the number wasn't in my phone and i didn't want to dial it.

3. I started going out more
I made sure i had people to go and visit,because each time i am alone,i start thinking about her and i needed to get rid of everything 'HER'.

4. I stopped being friends with her
I couldn't risk feeling pains all over again,so i just stopped being friends with her.

5. I made a list why it was better she left
I made a list of reasons why it was better we broke up.This list helped reduce the pain of not being with her.
RomanceRe: Her Past Is Too Much For Me by smooooooth: 1:27pm On Nov 16, 2009
OBVIOUS:
@ OP---- Be MATURE about this----- YOU ARE NOT A SAINT.

Do NOT base your decisions about your marriage on what YOU HAVE HEARD about an individual----- people say all sorts of things---- true AND false---- they live in exaggerated realities----

Hearsay will never get you anywhere; if you base your lifetime decisions on what people think, You will NEVER be happy.
THANKS BRO. ITS ALL JUST HEARSAY THAT GOT NO ROOT ANYWHERE. I MEAN WHICH GUY WILL GIVE OUT INFO LIKE THAT ABOUT A GIRL THEY'VE SLEPT WITH WHEN THEY KNOW IT BORDERS ON MARRIAGE. ANYONE COMING TO ASK ME SOME DUMP QUESTIONS ABOUT AN EX WILL DEFINATELY NOT GET ANYTHING OUTTA ME.


C2H5OH:
This is ridiculous brainwash. A man participates in consensual sex with a woman and decides he can't get married to her because he's incapable of excusing her karrine steffons-like past, and he's being crucified for that? I guess the new rule of thumb should be to force a man into marrying a woman he cannot make peace with.
WHAT WE SAYING IS EVERY1'S GOT THEIR DIRTY PAST, AND ITS UNFAIR TO USE THAT A YARDSTICK IN DEALING WITH THEM IN FUTURE. THE OP'S GOT HIS OWN PAST, U GOT URS, I'VE GOT MINE TOO, AND WE ARE DEFINASTELY NOT BETTER THAN THE GIR IN QUESTION.
RomanceRe: You Hardly See Virgins Nowadays by smooooooth: 1:17pm On Nov 16, 2009
op- big lie, they are plenty, go the the nearest nursery sch around your house, i bet all the girls there are virgins.
RomanceRe: How Do I Get Rid Of This Ex?! by smooooooth: 1:14pm On Nov 16, 2009
10yrs with ex + 2years with next guy + 3years with other guy + 2 years waiting on ex =17yrs.

now add that to when u first started dating= 17yrs + 25yrs = 42yrs.

so at 42 u still dey think like this abi? dey wait for who no dey wait for u.

sit down there, till u reach 90, na then u go wake up to the reality say the

guy get another person. SO U BERRA GET OVER HIM AND ENJOY THT REMAINING

OF YOUR SPENT LIFE!!! HABA.
RomanceRe: Breaking Up For A Good Reason by smooooooth: 1:02pm On Nov 16, 2009
when u know what u want, then its not advisable to go for anything less, if u want that relationship to last, and if u find your partner doesnt have them, then just tell them, and move on, cos no matter how nice u try to sound in breaking up, something still gets broken in the process. nice or not, break up hurts. so just say it as it it and get out!
RomanceRe: Her Past Is Too Much For Me by smooooooth: 12:55pm On Nov 16, 2009
what a dump excuse. and what makes u think the next one doesnt have a past. i suggest u go to the labour ward and get a fresh born girl child, that doesnt have a past. My guy be a man, we got our past, what matters most is the future. has she done anything to prove to u tha she will cheat on u in future. if this girl is the woman of ur dreams i suggest u seal the relationship and dont dwell on the past. if God was thinking about out past i wonder if u wld have been saved. and if u leave her now, are u not going to add uop as one of the men in her past, bastards like u are the reason she got a past in the first place. GROW SOME BALLS & GIVE HER A FUTURE slowpoke!!!!
RomanceRe: Do Girls Admire Guys With Bald Head, Need Ur Oppinion by smooooooth: 2:12pm On Nov 13, 2009
a girl with a vulture, nah, i dnt think thats a beariful pishur tongue

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