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RomanceRe: Where Did You Meet Your Bf/gf? by smooooooth: 4:04pm On Jul 03, 2009
patwhizkid:
Market: i bought pata from him on credit, and he came to my house to collect his money. From dat day on. . .
i can bet you paid in kind for the patas!!!

badgirl!! wink
RomanceRe: Where Did You Meet Your Bf/gf? by smooooooth: 3:23pm On Jul 03, 2009
nunnery.
RomanceRe: My New Virgin Girlfriend: Guys What Do You Think? by smooooooth: 4:15pm On Jun 30, 2009
@poster, just say u showing off your new virgin.
RomanceRe: What Would You Do? by smooooooth: 4:10pm On Jun 30, 2009
u dnt need to ask her anything, you dnt need someone to come out from no where to tell u someone got Hiv

b4 u shld know that u shld always have protected sex, or insist on having hiv test if u intend going raw.
RomanceRe: My Girl_friend Is A Mamiwater~ Water Spirit! by smooooooth: 4:02pm On Jun 30, 2009
nonsense, nothing like mammy water.

how does she survive? do u keep her

in an acquarium? pls have an open mind

and stop visiting spiritualists! they dnt see

anything, even with a magnifying lens.
BusinessRe: Best Nigerian Bank? by smooooooth: 3:06pm On Jun 30, 2009
Finecat:
I feel sorry for Nigerian Bank workers oo. They still don't realize they are sitting on a keg of gunpowder. Now i believe that Nigeria is a failed state, when the leaders of a nation constantly lies to the people. They secretely bailed out Intercontinental bank, that bank was actually distressed but Yar'adua silently bailed them out to avoid ripple effect. I wonder if they will bail them out again the second time around.
for your mind, na u get access to top secret. grin. abeg dnt go into journalism, we don tire for the lie, lie story. though i know intercontinental
na jagbanjantis bank.


nethacker:
GTB don pass dis b/stop of happy customer happy bank.na wouldnt u rather bank with us GTB dey. grin
u r talking sense my guy grin
una too much abeg, but when una go start to ask ''wldnt u rather work with us'' cheesy

cos i am sooooooo interested in working for GTB, the ''courteous & Decent bank''
RomanceRe: What Is The Way To A Woman's Heart? by smooooooth: 11:37am On Jun 30, 2009
there's no particular way to a womans' heart, what works for one may not work for another,

i used to think i got the key, until recently i met a girl with the wall around her heart, a 100meters

high & 100meters thick. i have tried every kind of hammer, chisel, drillers, and still yet to tear down that

fence. undecided
RomanceRe: Please Some One Help Me by smooooooth: 11:09am On Jun 30, 2009
just end it like you ended all your other flings,

u shld have known better than urge her on with your calls

and by the way, start thinking bout marriage, you are 30 years old angry
BusinessRe: Best Nigerian Bank? by smooooooth: 10:26am On Jun 30, 2009
all of una just dey vote for the baNKS u work for.

the guy wants to know the most decent bank, wia

he will put his money & do biz with no hassles.

my guy its GTB, i dnt work or like the banking sector

but if i get a GTB job, i go fly go dia.
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If You Girlfriend Said This: by smooooooth: 1:24pm On Jun 24, 2009
what does your status show (F). you are playing us

and u are complaiing bout being played. angry

you such an asshole!!!!!!!
RomanceRe: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by smooooooth: 1:19pm On Jun 24, 2009
if his koboko is very light coloured.

alot of p***y diving makes it dark

the darker, the years of experience.

i thnk cos p***y juice is acidic  huh
InvestmentRe: Top 10 Best Nig. Investment Banks In This Meltdown Period? by smooooooth: 4:09pm On Jun 23, 2009
does anyone know how much these IBs pay at the moment, with the recent slow activities that is being experienced in the capital market.

thank you.
PhonesRe: Brand New Iphone 3g 16g by smooooooth: 2:07pm On Jun 22, 2009
how much are u selling? i'm interested
RomanceRe: ~~ Miss Independent ~~ by smooooooth: 5:59pm On Jun 19, 2009
Busy_body:
Not so fast, I have got my sultry eyes on you too wink I haven't made a move on your sexy self yet, cos I am still trying to figure out how to accommodate you, thats all. hang in there, you will not have to wait for too long kiss grin grin grin
see the wahala with being independent. u openly trying to hook 2 guys on same thread.

without giving a f**k. grin cheesy
RomanceRe: ~~ Miss Independent ~~ by smooooooth: 5:51pm On Jun 19, 2009
steve49ja:
Does it get to your head?
You never demand for anything?
You still have respect for him?


And just why does every lady wanna claim independent??
u may be the cause. you shld know all them ladies want u

and if what u want is an independent womwan. TWTF!

they all just got independent. goodluck! cheesy
RomanceRe: I Would Want To Marry Her But She Is Too Ugly. by smooooooth: 5:41pm On Jun 19, 2009
if its about your kids, looks dnt determine what they will look like. its all about the system

i have and keep seeing lots of ugly parents with the most beautiful kids u can imagine.

have u even though ttha the kids may look like uncles, aunt, grand parents. its in the blood.

if u wanna leave her, do and stop bringing up these excuses. pple like you, marry for the

wrong reasons. better know a bad wife, no matter how beautiful, will make your home like hell

but a virtous woman, that possesss true inner beauty. ''who can find?
RomanceRe: ~~ Miss Independent ~~ by smooooooth: 5:34pm On Jun 19, 2009
Then she prolly has something hiding you know like dont get into my biz n ish. . . i dont call that independent thats what they call RUNS babe.

And independent i doubt who have so many male friends that youll be suspecious of her doings when they're around and also wont have a problem explaining whats going on cos she knows she hasnt done something to warrant ya worries.
[/quote]nah! she aint into runs, very hard working babe. i just didnt like the response, dou i know she got nofin with the,

i expected an explaning, at least.just goes to show she doesnt regard me as a MAN figure. its normal with all them

independent women. they have the ''you cam go to hell/ i dnt give a shit attitude.

[quote author=platinumnk link=topic=286201.msg4057690#msg4057690 date=1245428847]I believe in equal fair share.

Why should the woman do all this after working 40 hrs?

u cant have a working wife and a stay at home mom.


sisterwoman is my role model,  kiss
no matter how a woman works, she shld not neglect her home duties

or she quit her job, after all the man can take care of her, if she is not afriad

to be dependent. wink
RomanceRe: ~~ Miss Independent ~~ by smooooooth: 5:20pm On Jun 19, 2009
had one independent gal, had too many male friends,

when i see her with one, and i ask who is he,

her response: ''say something else abeg''  angry

didnt wait to find out what marriage wil look like.

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