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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Are U? I Need Lesbian Friends by smooooooth: 12:27pm On May 28, 2009
spikedcylinder:
LOL!

Thats your excuse for your retarded insecurities abi?
What are you doing on a lesbian thread if you're not a useless gay yourself? huh
i really dnt see why a gay with be on a lesbian thread, but i can understand why a very straight dude who feels sorry for you, will be on this thread trying to give u a real f**k to correct your dysfunctional mind, so u start thinking staright. i got the skills, stamina and massive koboko to give u what ur lesbian bitches cant. God wasnt crazy when he made it that way, and i wanna prove that.

you and blue berra fall in line. kiss
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Are U? I Need Lesbian Friends by smooooooth: 11:54am On May 28, 2009
bluespice:
lmao!
JJYOU grin

at the alakori making noise
im as straight as a ruler okay
and illd rather turn gay for cat lady than touch u
yeah rite, i'm not convinced till i check myself.
at least we know why this lesbians always have 6-20 post
and are always offline when you and spike come on. undecided


spikedcylinder:
No, how did YOU pass through school.

Its actually a laugh coming from someone who doesn't know the meaning of the word LESBIAN. undecided
well i am open to learning, so while not teach me, oh! sorry i forgot, u dnt have a brain.
get off my d**k lesbian!!!!!!!. angry
FamilyRe: Why Do Marriages Fail? by smooooooth: 11:08am On May 28, 2009
cos most pple dnt have the patience to make it a success.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Are U? I Need Lesbian Friends by smooooooth: 10:57am On May 28, 2009
spikedcylinder:
Are you a retard? Obviously you are or you just have reading and comprehension problems.

Someone posted a thread saying she wanted a LESBIAN and you're here bragging over what doesn't exist.

Alakori. undecided
huh huh huh

how did u pass thru school?
RomanceRe: If A Girl Is Extremely Busty (breast-wise), Is It A Sign Of Way-Wardness? by smooooooth: 10:54am On May 28, 2009
no stupid! its a sign of heaviness. grin
RomanceRe: I Sincerly Love Her But She Wants Us To Be Friends Only. by smooooooth: 10:51am On May 28, 2009
give it time, she is prolly one of them girls dat love to have a structured friednship b4 they go into a relationship. they are perfectionist, they wanna get it right just one time. me think she llikes you to be haninging out wiv u, she just wanna be sure. stop asking and concentrate on builind a good friendship, where she will be comfortable and get to trust you. she will come around in no time. all u need is patience.
RomanceRe: Men Doesn't Casual Dating Get Boring? by smooooooth: 10:44am On May 28, 2009
nope. its actually want the girls want.
RomanceRe: Please Help Me Out U Ladies by smooooooth: 10:42am On May 28, 2009
izeek:
this you can google, rather than exhibit this[b] ignorance[/b] here
i think its more like exhibiting his moronic tendencies.
RomanceRe: How To Get A Guy To Dump You Please Help! by smooooooth: 10:38am On May 28, 2009
u fink u can just go and come back, and he will still be waiting 4 u.
you berra get ur head straight, know what u want, u either in or out.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Are U? I Need Lesbian Friends by smooooooth: 10:03am On May 28, 2009
spikedcylinder:
I tire o.
When the time comes for them to actually perform now, they'd be heaving like hyenas on Prozac. undecided
you 4 try me first, to find out who will be heaving.
dnt compare me wiv your 90year old boyfriend abeg.

@bluespice.
whats all the ranting bout? who said anything bout lesbians not having a stiff one or not.
all i said, i got my own d**k attached and not those stupid dildos u all keep in your drawers.
or are u scared that i will screw your brain right, and u start thinking straigth. cos we all know
why u all lesbians, cos u never been f**k nicely.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Are U? I Need Lesbian Friends by smooooooth: 9:31am On May 28, 2009
i am one too, and even better,cos i come with a d**k. tht shld be more fun, i travel alot, so e can meet, infact i will be in abeokuta this weekend, so babygirl wat u say we start first.
RomanceRe: Can U Date A Guy That Has Nothing To Offer. by smooooooth: 5:07pm On May 26, 2009
h
sistawoman:
Is there a cut off age for this?

Or should a woman still stand by a man of 40 as long as he potiental?
yeah i agree there's a cut off age, a lady in her late 20's say bout 28,

shldnt wait with a guy with nothing to offer, cos he may not be ready

to settle down immediately, even if a miracle happens. but what i will

really want women thinking is that, every thing starts from the floor

and something thats up and fall anything, its all in Gods hands.

thats why i belive love, shld be the guilding principle, not rich or poor

cos, the tables can turn either way, anytime.
RomanceRe: Can U Date A Guy That Has Nothing To Offer. by smooooooth: 4:53pm On May 26, 2009
women, its all bout money, money and more more.

you shld learn to stick with a guy that's got potential

and support him, with words of encouragement.

things may look touch a bit, but a dude who is hardworking

focused, and got a good encouraging woma by his side, will surely make it.

you shld be happy he loves u, wen things get better, u in for a swell time.
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta: Is Their Solution In Sight? by smooooooth: 1:05pm On May 26, 2009
now we know independence in nigeria is a ruse. we are under siege. all oppressed ethnic groups need to come 2geder to figth the oppressive hausa nigeria govt.
RomanceRe: He Beats Me And Doesn't Let Me Talk To My Parents by smooooooth: 5:06pm On May 05, 2009
then do his bidding, ''the real reason why u both agreed to get u to the uk nah!  lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesRe: Dbanj's Nu Reality Show Tagged "koko Mansion" by smooooooth: 4:49pm On May 05, 2009
''his companion for one year'' thats utter rubbish. this dbanj/casanova has just shown he is not ready to settle down. he is forgetting he is a role model. he still wants to be shooting his koboko every where. he shd take a cue from 9ice.

abeg, some1 shld tell the koko man to grow up and drop his koko-mentality.

i dey feel the guy music sha! cool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: CIBN Act: Banks To Employ Only CIBN Members by smooooooth: 4:25pm On May 05, 2009
its normal, its happening in every sector. the melt down has started digging hole in pple's pockets and they are employing every means to make money. the institute just wants money. all they want is for every bank (non-certified) staff to come and get registered which involves money, and start paying membership dues, its not neccesary if you dnt pass the exams in 200years, as lond as you keep paying your annual subscription and remain a member.

a couple of guys came to my office today, said they are from ASHON. (association of stock broking houses of nigeria) never heard of that though. and they want us to come registered with 250,000 or else, cheesy

things wey financial crisis dey cause. God help us.
LiteratureRe: Ibkaye's Oral Story Haven by smooooooth: 4:14pm On May 05, 2009
good to see you spending your spare time judiciously.

good talent you got!
PoliticsRe: Should "okada" Be Banned? by smooooooth: 2:16pm On Apr 30, 2009
i support ban, they are a menace to the society.
RomanceRe: What Do Nigerian Women Really Wnt by smooooooth: 2:10pm On Apr 30, 2009
same question i ask myself, but while i am waiting to get answers just like you, can toyin and jack, continue with the entertainments. they so funny cheesy
RomanceRe: Would You Date Someone On The Same Street? by smooooooth: 1:47pm On Apr 30, 2009
not advisable, cos if it doesnt work out, it can be uncomfortable seeing each other every time, and think about the gossip too. all those old jobless women sitting out all day doing nothing than watching and gossiping.
RomanceRe: What Should She Do?pls This Is Serious: by smooooooth: 1:41pm On Apr 30, 2009
having sex, is no way to show or win love, dnt be deceived. tell your friend to keep her thighs shut and forget him, true love waits. and from the description of your friend, she seems a decent matured person to me, then she should be making love, not having sex. and that can only be possible after marriage.

the truth is, if he leaves just cos he is not getting it, then there was no love,he's all about the ding!

TO HELL WITH THE GUY!. angry
RomanceRe: Why Guys Go For Calabar Girls For Dating? by smooooooth: 1:30pm On Apr 30, 2009
Lexyoghene:
Since inception, i have been hearing people saying Calabar females are some how special and i will like to know how true it is. Recently, i realised that the Yoruba's (men) now prefer to either date or marry Calabar girls. Please, can someone out there put light on this so that i can get a clarification about this.
they will just wound themselves, cos we all know yoruba guys no get that kind stamina for calabar girls.

by the way, they are not just good at ''it''. calabar girls are good cooks. a 2nd good reason to date/marry them
RomanceRe: 190,pls I Am Truly Sorry.forgive Me by smooooooth: 1:26pm On Apr 30, 2009
WTF! puppie luv still dey. shocked

see as the poster dey beg like

say na air them take from am.
PropertiesRe: Miniflat 2/3/4 Bedroom Flat For Rent @ Ogba Call Now Matter Of Urgency by smooooooth: 11:21am On Apr 30, 2009
how bout the the one on taiwo odekunle? is it a finished house?
PoliticsRe: Soludo Gets A Second Nod by smooooooth: 9:52am On Apr 29, 2009
dnt get who gets the job, so far interest rate is further reduced and govt starts looking in the direction of agriculture.
PropertiesMini Flat Urgently Needed. by smooooooth(op): 9:02am On Apr 29, 2009
pls a decent room and palour self contain needed urgently in gbagada, or any where on the ikorodu road axis. thank you.

pls call 08036184625.

shld be a completed pay and pack in house.
PoliticsRe: How Can We Hold Credible Elections In Nigeria? by smooooooth: 10:31am On Apr 27, 2009
1.when we have a credible INec chairman,

2. all parties field credible candidates

3. we have a credible police

4. credible voters.

till then we will continue to have the ''do or die'' elections in nigeria.
RomanceRe: Please Where Do I Go From Here In This Present Situation? God forgive me. by smooooooth: 1:53pm On Apr 23, 2009
i like when a lady acknowledges she is wrong, and i guess all guys do too. so just apoloogise, i bet your bf will understand and forgive, just tell him you didnt mean those words, which is the truth, you were only frustrated you didnt see him, and i cant blame you, after he has missed 3 previous meetings.

i can assure you he knows you didnt mean those words, its possible they made him laugh, cos thats what i will do, words like that makes me laugh and it only shows that u love him so much, u cldnt hold yourself.
RomanceRe: Is It Good To Double Date by smooooooth: 9:08am On Apr 17, 2009
from your all post so far,u seem to be looking for an excuse to cheat,

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