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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Need A Serious, Sincere And Beautiful Lady. by smooooooth: 11:50am On Jun 03, 2009
patwhizkid:
Ok
whats with u and ok. say a real word!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ever Had A Crush On Someone At Nairaland by smooooooth: 11:45am On Jun 03, 2009
spikedcylinder:
Yes, she is female. cheesy
why i'm i not surprised.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Can You Get More Confussed? by smooooooth: 11:40am On Jun 03, 2009
no need to continue the story, your ill luck is a sign that god wants you to cut off your d**k and be a monk.
RomanceRe: When A Friendship Goes Sour - Long by smooooooth: 11:22am On Jun 03, 2009
we all know who u are. kiss

okay i have seen this type of problems too many times. the only way to solve this is call your friend to order, tell her what you dnt like. and for now, restrict her free movements in and outta your house.



sistawoman:
I need some advice here please.

Let me tell you a little about me first before I ask for the advice needed.
FamilyRe: The 10 Worst Excuses For Cheating On Your Wife by smooooooth: 11:12am On Jun 03, 2009
1. man cant leave by one soup alone
2. i love slim girls, now you out of shape
3. i'm a man, its natural
4. she seduced me
5. i am an african man, cant do just one woman
6. you are too reserved, i need some action
7. she raped me
8. it was the devil
9. i was too drunk
10. i thot she was you.
PoliticsRe: Behold The Deported Drug Couriers And Their Nigerian States Of Origin by smooooooth: 9:13am On Jun 03, 2009
the only crime igbo commit is they will always sell the fake stuffs and keep the original,lol. besides that, them dey hardworking
PoliticsRe: The Real Warri (with Pictures) by smooooooth: 9:10am On Jun 03, 2009
wia okere market with those tia tia taxi, igbudu, that okada madness for effurun don reduce. anyway sha on the whole warri tite. very nice place to live, was dia for 6years.
PoliticsRe: Sanusi Set For CBN- •‘it’s Not Going To Be Business As Usual’ by smooooooth: 5:11pm On Jun 01, 2009
Bleep federal xter, the best man shld be appointed, we need to imbibe this attitude, where the merit system is always chosen above selfish, federal nonsense. at least that will be a real step towards uniting nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Who Are The Most Powerful People In Nigeria? by smooooooth: 4:44pm On May 28, 2009
businessmen
politicians
military
traditional learders
academiacs
journalist
militants
police
ever othey person {the bulk in the society}
PoliticsRe: Who would win : MEND or JTF? by smooooooth: 4:32pm On May 28, 2009
the federal govt is being pushed by the oil companies and the internatioal community, who are in turn pushed by their greed at the expense of lives and property of pple who have been marginalised, oppressed for years. this show how insensitive and brainless our govt is.

i pray god gives mend the power to kill all the nigerian soldiers. this battle cannot be won or lost, what we will have is a resurgence of millitancy. not only in the niger delta, but in other regions of the state. cos ppple are beginging to see the true colours of this our one sided govt.

it is obvious this is so called war is a a crime of genocide, thats why no journalist have been allowed to go in the area and see whats happening, they will allow access only after things die down and they burn the bodies of the innocent pple they are killing.
RomanceRe: My Private Diary: What Do You Think? by smooooooth: 2:53pm On May 28, 2009
so whats the joy in sleeping with a prostitute,
incase u be JJC, they are more common in corporate
organisations, so no big deal. you shld worry by your
hiv result in 6months.
RomanceRe: Guys Please I Need Urgent Adivse Befor I Make A Mistake.help by smooooooth: 2:37pm On May 28, 2009
sorry,i was only trying to hit the nail on the head without causing pain.
anyway, i think the best thing to do is talk to the guy, but first u got to
earn his trust, and dnt tell him she is your wife to be, just make him
feel she is someone u hang out with when u visit. i believe he will be
ready to talk, cos its possible he is been played just like you. to have
stored her name with sweetheart, dnt be shocked to find out you are
the one cheating on him. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: For Men & Women: At What Age Were You Disvirgined? by smooooooth: 2:31pm On May 28, 2009
guys are not born virgins.
RomanceRe: The Real Things Women Want From Men Aside Money by smooooooth: 2:27pm On May 28, 2009
diamonds, gold, pearl, infact they want him dead.
RomanceRe: Guys Please I Need Urgent Adivse Befor I Make A Mistake.help by smooooooth: 2:23pm On May 28, 2009
i know that fone, it just writes the name of the person calling.
but i think is suppose to be invented in 2040, so if we not there
yet, the simple truth is this guy is humping your wife!!!!!!!! grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I'm Falling In Love With This Sillyme Character by smooooooth: 2:18pm On May 28, 2009
you guys are so sick. abeg make una fall in love if una wan fall

and stop all the ecological, geographical, physial jargons!

na pipu like this dude go see yansh open, begin dey talk tales by moonlite!
FamilyRe: Can You Operate Joint Account With Ur Spouse? by smooooooth: 2:11pm On May 28, 2009
why not. i so encourage it, especially if its like an investment account, but i advise they maintain single accounts along side.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Are U? I Need Lesbian Friends by smooooooth: 2:05pm On May 28, 2009
at this junture, its right to wonder where the two original posters are.
isnt it obvious its the two of you? now if you pipu can be so stupid to
stand up for them, i wonder why u had to go under those fallacious names
to make the post in the first place. bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! huh


spikedcylinder:
Do you even know the meaning of congenital or you're consulting your retard dictionary again?

Bloody hell, you are truly useless. I give up on you. undecided
do u read sitting on your head huh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Are U? I Need Lesbian Friends by smooooooth: 1:56pm On May 28, 2009
spikedcylinder:
As much as I'm tempted to, I'd never degrade myself to your degenerate level and insult your mother so desist from doing so to mine.

gay, see you drooling at the picture already. I just hope you've not worn out your lube?
you did when you mentioned ''congenital''
i shld have excused it knowing its the only
word you have heard since your demenmted
childhood, going in and out of the mental ward.
but u av been so calling my, angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Are U? I Need Lesbian Friends by smooooooth: 1:52pm On May 28, 2009
bluespice:
bitch pls
in ur errant nature did u also forget to realise she was female?
and if u do assume she's male arent u the fool then for calling a guy a lesbian?
dnt u think b4 u post. huh huh.
you so dumb, u have used ''she,male,female, male
in one sentence. thot u were just a lesbian, now i can
see u so screwed.
bluespice:
bwuahahahahahahaha! @ the picture


at smooth that u know so much about yaba and its inhabitants will it be safe to assume u are/were a resident?
i can see u really like spike's ass. so thats what this is all about? undecided

you dnt have to be there to know the inhabitants stupid, can see
why u are yet to locate your dad after all these years. bitch!!!!!!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Are U? I Need Lesbian Friends by smooooooth: 1:46pm On May 28, 2009
no i dnt like your ass. geez, is that you, u are sooooooooooo fucking ugly.
god the things i see in this job. your got beards, shocked, geez and see those thighs
u got the arm of a CWO too.no wonder your mama absconded.
RomanceRe: Should I Let My Feelings Known To Him? Pls Help! by smooooooth: 1:40pm On May 28, 2009
you need to get a hold of your feelings, allow him come out express himself, and do the asking. not you. and i will advise your keep your thots straight, its possible he is talking about someone else. so u dnt get hurt when he opens up, and u find its someone else. besides if its you, them u will get to hear it in due course, there's no need racing your heart muscles for nothing.

sleep and eat.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Are U? I Need Lesbian Friends by smooooooth: 1:35pm On May 28, 2009
bluespice:
ahhh she was raped

interesting would that demented fool be a relation of urs?
ur father perhaps?
do we sound like kids from same father, i am straight and reasonable
but u sound both foolish and demented. you shld go search for your
father among the inmates at yaba! sorry undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Are U? I Need Lesbian Friends by smooooooth: 1:26pm On May 28, 2009
bluespice:
lmao1
if my mom was a lesbian
how then did i come into being? seeing as she's my bilogical mother

bitch pls when u wanna argue, insult discuss whatever it is u choose to call this, get ur facts together
now since im done with ur sorry self,
i suggest u get the f'ck outta my sight
ur very presence neuseates me
are u dumb or what, its obvious she was raped by a demented fool!


spikedcylinder:
Perversion has trailed your every post on this thread. From trying to straighten out LESBIANS to assuming others are lesbians to satisfy your retarded salacious fantasies.
You know your people in Mushin na, or have you moved to Isale Eko? huh
i wont deny i'm a perv, but thank god i am putting it to good use
trying to change the world, and wipe out lesbianism. you stop denying
what u are, and enrol in my wknd programme. tongue
it will be easy since u my new neighbour, at isale Eko.
RomanceRe: Are All Men Really Guilty Of This Sin? by smooooooth: 1:05pm On May 28, 2009
bluespice:
tongue
gotcha!!!!!!! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Are U? I Need Lesbian Friends by smooooooth: 1:02pm On May 28, 2009
spikedcylinder:
Koboko oshi that has been derelict since time immemorial. undecided
Arindin elede.
why dnt u get your mutilated kitten and come grease it for me tongue.

and stop sounding like the gf to one of them mushin touts! angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Where Are U? I Need Lesbian Friends by smooooooth: 12:46pm On May 28, 2009
you 2 are lesbians for god sakes, who do u think is suffering from a hereditary or arquired disease.
its obvious your mothers, aunties, sisters, and every idot around you are lesbians.its realy deep in your skins,
i must be wasting mt time , thinking i can help u two. keep wallowing in your stupidity till u come out of it, then
give me a call, my koboko will always be there 4 u two.

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