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she is prolly one of them ladies that cant stay 3 whole weeks without getting some, why not just help her and mutilate that kitten, b4 she goes to them soldiers to help her out.

no mind them, tell your friend to go to kano and take the job. kano is a wondeefful place and i can assure you, once he gets used to the city, he wont wanna come back. and this is coming from someone that have lived in Lagos, warri, benin, abeokuta, kano, kaduna, abuja, jos, maiduguri, yobe. and i will tell you i was not surprised yobe & maiduguri were the nerve center of boko haram. these are were you find the fanatics in the north. kano, kaduna and jos guyz dey flex well.

dont be scare go, even i , till date i am looking for a job in kaduna, thats like the sweetest town i have been, once i get the opprotunity, i go pack my bag from lag run go there.

PAPAMODE:
Dangote is president of NSE and not SEC. SEC has Udo Udoma a (former?) senator as its chairman.

THANKS JARE, . IF PERSON DEY VEX, E GO DEY THROW ANYHOW BLOW.

1 cousins, 1/2 cousins, 1/4 cousins, 1/8 cousins, 1/16 cousins, they all have one thing in common-''cousins'' no matter how u try to make the relationship look so distant, they bitter truth is you guyz are cousins. so if you get involved you will be practicing incense. so ask your self, if you wanna be doing that,
i mean going against biblical ethics just cos you wanna satisfy some lust.

you berra get your head straight and concentrate on building a future, you are too young and too inexperienced for a committed relationship now, and who told you u wont find a guy like that again,   rubbish, at 18 you still have alot of paces to go, faces to see, and believe me, your taste at 18 wnt be your taste at 25, so be careful what you wish 4.

her name has been a re-occuring decimal in every scam/fraud. she should be ashmed of her self. she is a theif and a fraudster. she should step aside or do a more honourable thing by jumping head in first into a 6000ft dry well. that will be the most honourable thing, considering the pain and loss she has caused the investing public.

i for one will never put my money in that market again as long as she remains the director and Dangote remains the president of SEC. bunch of theives.

patwhizkid:
Smooth, don't yu think chei shuld be at home studying for his exams? I see no reason he shuld steal his momma's dough to buy time at the cafè bkuz he wants to log in to nairaland to create a thread as dumb and useless as he obviously is.

hmm, ok, i see you got a point there. i will just tell the kid to go study- HEY CHEI, YOU BERRA RUN IN AND READ YOUR BOOKS B4 I LAND A CHEICHEI SLAP ON YOUR FACE!! hehe, _{see him pee on his pants and runs in to get his book.},

boobsy:
If i may ask please, if every girl go for the big boys then who will marry the average guys or the below average ones? I saw something in him quite all rite, and you know what that is "I SAW POTENTIALS"

I think am a very lucky lady to have gotten to where i am presently.

i dont see any iota of potential in this dude. guyz with potentials dont go about sleeping with cheap girls and spreading STD's. a guy with potential wont see a good girl who is willing and ready to build a life with him and he will acting so stupid. i think you didnt look well or you prolly made a mistake in what u saw.

no one is saying big girls shouldnt marry an average or below average guy, what we saying is that dont try to clean them up, an average or below average guy who is focused, got plans, hardworking and knows how to be a man, is okay. and not a low life AJ tramp, who sleeps with cheap prostitutes.

patwhizkid:
Smooth ur krazie! I don't blame chei, i blame ASUU.

leave ASSU! despite the strike, chei is showing interest to learn, in or outta classrom, and i love chaps that love learning, they remind me of my uni days. so why not coperate, and help me to teach this guy, cos once the strike is called off, and exam starts, he wont have time to learn this subject again, as exams will come calling and u two, will be busy cos of exams.

patwizkid come into my room, and chei come and watch, learn and stop asking questions.

this story na big fat lie!!! but just to comment.-next time date a guy in your class, not someone in a BQ while u have a 3 bedroom to your self, or someone still treking when you drive your own car, cos it will never work, & he will only pull you down to his level where he shares you with the girls on his level. the AJ ones, the ones that can send a message like ''u do finish u no go pay'' count your self lucky, u no catch HIV.

i dnt pity u sha, cos when u suppose get BF, u dey form too serious they pursue career, now express don leave u. ladies like u, after all the achievement, u end up with your driver, houseboy, or a tramp like your bf. this na lesson to other ladies to do the right thing at the right time. carry your cross!

cause of break up firt time-stinginess

cause of break up second time-stinginess

guy u sef change, haba! all they all keep running.

yea, guyz do that all the time, once the thot comes in, the devil takes control and u cant help but risk touching, i did it with a 30year old lady once, and i was 15 then. she kept forming like she was sleeping and i kept forming like i wasnt conscious of my actions, touching her boobs and deeping my finger in her puss. every other night for the 1 week she was around, i looked 4wrd to the night, and i got bold every other night, cos i knew she knew what i was doing.

so yea, guyz know u awake, forming like u sleeping, enjoying the act, that gets them more excited, thats why u heard his breathing increasing. u lucky the house was full, he wld have bleeped your sleeping body. hehe

posakosa:
Your wife is important.

btw, my advice to all couples out there: DO NOT ALLOW ANY FAMILY MEMBERs whatsoever in your house. It should be only you and your wife.


why is your brother living with you?! How far away are the rooms from yáll ?!

its obvious ur mother was raped, so u dont know your father, & when you were born, your mother threw you into the nearest thrash, so you dont know her too. so u are lucky, your wife need not worry about your family coming around, cos you dont have one.

ThiefOfHearts:
better find your brother a hotel

why are newlyweds so stupid

Family shouldnt stay over at least for the first year.

i suggest you marry posakosa, he is the closest to what you deserve.


@Op, abeg leave your brother, and make love to your wife anyhow u want,its your right, or u no pay bride price?

na wa o, thank God they were caught, i pray more of them are discovered. women are in the front in every kind of societal evil now. they have always clamoured to be given a chance, now they have the opportunity and see how they have started.

rape her, its just 12years in jail, kpere!

rape her, its just 12years in jail, kpere!

wale.star:
Are you beautiful and sexy, do you have a big boobisky and asstraffic, What about your oboma and idibase I hope its not routen, Hope no recharge card sending before or after sex, Tansport fare nko? I no dey for I never shop, if so email me as soon as possible

-this guy u be nut case!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-306351.0.html

abeg make una check out wetin dey happen.

@lexi-you don waka jam. thats what u get for being a playa

u no know say no be every tree plam wine tapper dey climb?

emeraldbee:
@whitelexi: you better stick to your words this time or i'll finish u off. I'm waiting.

@topic, he has made me an offer and i will wait to see if he lives up to it.

so thats what this is all about. i bet he is fulfilling his offer right now,

banging your brains out. how long will u keep blackmailing him just to

get a piece of that HOT dude!!

whitelexi:
dude, i'm telling u that its all calculated. Thats the only way they can stack rubbish up to hold me down. I dont womanize, i dont even go clubbing like that, I dont travel every weekend, i have a job that takes me to places outside london for meetings and training so i do travel during the week days sometimes, but i can assure u all this talk is out of jealousy and envy. . . Most of them are: Thoniaslim did it cos people were saying i was hot and she couldn't bear to look on, Agielove/babycool did it cos she couldn't stand people saying the same thing. . . Its crazy the extent a woman will go to hurt a man's progress. . .

lexu, stop putting up a defence. we all know u. we know ow many hearts you have broken on this forum, the relationships you have broken, and the many women waiting for you hia in 9ja to come marry them. you are the reason most dudes are lonely hia, cos all them girls are waiting in line for u to come for them. anyway no be your fault say u hot!! carry on jor, my broda!

You & your friend don’t sound like you were born into wealth. It’s more like you ran into along the way. People born into wealth don’t make a lot of noise about it.

Btw, what your friend is asking for is really stupid, shows she doesn’t love the guy. If she does, she shld be more excited about getting married to him than helping her greedy family to bloat the dowry. She will only continue to demand, nag and complain, in marriage till she kills him

These are some of the reasons why marriages fail these days. This one has far as I am concerned has already failed b4 it even started. I don’t blame her it’s the baboon that’s still sticking around thinking if he shld pay the stupid dowry or not that I blame.

whats your friend asked for too much jor. if she love the guy she can as well give her self away for free. besides there are better things to invest money on than waste it on a bride. a bride price should be reasonable and affordable. it should be a symbol of committment, not the way people sell themselves these days.

when my sis got married, they came with the pride price which was about 12k in cash and other stuffs like rice, etc. though we cldnt not reject the items cos the extended family take that, we gave the cash back to them, and told them to only promise that they will take good care of her. and that was it.

thats why most ibo guys get to 40 b4 they marry,cos the bride price of the ib ladies they always prefer to marry can buy a yatch!

@post- dont, if you go back, he wont stop till he gets what he wants. and besdies a job is not all about the money, its about the peace it gives. so the peace of mind is a good reason to hold on to your new job.