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FamilyRe: Please Guys I Need Advice When Is It Time To Get Married? by smooooooth: 10:25am On Feb 05, 2009
when u are ready for it,  u dnt need all the money in the world to get married. just Gods favour, ''prov 18:22. though its expected that you show a  level or responsibility b4 u venture into it, like having a good job,a roof under your head, and can at least feed your wife 3 times daily.
RomanceRe: Why Are Naija Babes So Unromantic? by smooooooth: 9:52am On Feb 05, 2009
sissy, maybe the guy used the sampling method. undecided
RomanceRe: How To Tell Your Girlfriend She Can't Cook? by smooooooth: 9:46am On Feb 05, 2009
simple, when she serves the food, put some table salt, pepper, and other table spice available, slice some raw onions, and mix it all together b4 eating, she will get the message without u saying a word.
RomanceRe: I Like This Girl Very Much, But My English Is Not Good. Can I Use Pidgin? by smooooooth: 9:08am On Feb 05, 2009
poster, you dnt need to use english or pidgin english, the only language a lady hears is money. so use the money language.
RomanceRe: Is Love A Curse? by smooooooth: 1:31pm On Feb 04, 2009
love is no curse, just alot of us abuse it, and sometimes confuse it with lust/hate.
RomanceRe: Why Does She Scold My Facial Look Everytime? by smooooooth: 12:54pm On Feb 04, 2009
i must tell you the truth, if no body does, not even your GF is bold enuf to be honest.

now you are fine, really cute, good body weight too, every girls dream

but the real reason she wont marry u is, she is worried bout having kids, as stupid as you!!!!!!
RomanceRe: Have You Been Heart broken Before, How Did You Come Out? "hollandis" word 4 you by smooooooth: 12:48pm On Feb 04, 2009
Have You Been Broken Hearted Before, How Did You Came Out?

shocked shocked shocked.

just stay right there brother, cos u may hurt your self trying to caming out
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Police Uses Cctv Images To Capture Bank Robbery Syndicate - by smooooooth: 12:44pm On Feb 04, 2009
i watched it live, it was like nollywood doing a decent robbery crime movie.
RomanceRe: Why do Most Nigerian Men Fall In Love Soooo Quickly! by smooooooth: 3:47pm On Feb 02, 2009
i have been in love and felt like getting married more than 200 times.
RomanceRe: Why do Most Nigerian Men Fall In Love Soooo Quickly! by smooooooth: 11:28am On Feb 02, 2009
gabrywyl:
Nah,. . . I did not fall for that. Infact I think thats disgusting and dispicable  embarassed

So are you saying hat men these days are cheap?  lipsrsealed
you are lucky,maybe u didnt meet the once with the sugar coated tongue, your pants wld have dropped bam!!!
RomanceRe: Why do Most Nigerian Men Fall In Love Soooo Quickly! by smooooooth: 11:15am On Feb 02, 2009
fasted words that gets u in a ladys pant, ''i love u, i want to marry u''

b4 u know it they're on their next conquest
RomanceRe: Wetin You Go Do If Na You by smooooooth: 10:40am On Feb 02, 2009
Moyola:
undecided
moyola where u dey?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Marry Me Tgirl4real by smooooooth: 10:25am On Feb 02, 2009
Tgirl4real:
@Smooth, who see u when better men full ground. Lol
haba! i no even join the Q, if not u cant help not noticing na smiley, cos u will easily differentiate god from men.
RomanceRe: love is GOD by smooooooth: 10:02am On Feb 02, 2009
you just a fool, the whole book of proverbs was written for you, but still u remain a fool, and will die a fool. infact na her toto go kill you.
RomanceRe: Almost Every Girl Is Cheap These Days. Why? by smooooooth: 10:01am On Feb 02, 2009
not all girls, some are damn too expensive. money cannot buy them.
CrimeRe: Man Rapes 4-year-old Boy by smooooooth: 9:46am On Feb 02, 2009
the devil must be thrilled at what men do. they beat him to his game. this man should be crucified. and i suspect there is more to this, it might be related to a form of ritual.
PoliticsRe: What Are The 5 Most Developed Countries On The African Continent by smooooooth: 9:04am On Feb 02, 2009
nigerian is not one of the first 5 countries in african in terms of human development and infrastruture, and its a shame that we are still struggling to be in the first african 5, when we have what it takes to be running for the first 10 in the world.

african first 5

1. south africa

2. egypt

3. morroco

4. ghana

5. libya.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I wanna Date Mukina by smooooooth: 3:21pm On Jan 29, 2009
every1 wants to but she is just outta every1's reach. so stop shouting and just fantasize like the rest of us sorry them
RomanceRe: My Lil' Sister Of 12yrs Is Heartbroken! by smooooooth: 3:13pm On Jan 29, 2009
spikedcylinder:
If I were 12 years old and my brother tried to give "sex talk" advice, I would piss on his face and run away. If my parents ask later, I would deny it like no man's business.

My point? I would be utterly embarrassed if my brother found out I had a boyfriend at that age so OP, if your sister still lives with your parents, I suggest your mum takes over the sex advice talk. Its embarrassing either way but I think its better if her/your mother took over from here.
the 12 year old in question, seems more matured than u were @ 12, she is open to that kind of talk, remember she opened up to her sister first, and the sister can do the talking better than her parents cos she seems comfortable talking with her sister. i think she mentioned how close they are. secondly she will be able to relate to her well as the age diff isnt that much, unlike parents who forget they were once young and faced these same challenges.
RomanceRe: I Think My Girlfriend Sent Me This Message Intended For Her Secret Lover by smooooooth: 9:06am On Jan 29, 2009
i think she really sent it to the right fone, one thing i observed you GF isnt too good with broken english,just like you. the ''abe'' was supposed to be spelt ''abi'' and the ''abel'', was supposed to be ''abeg'' unless of course you wanna to think abel is the name of some other guy.

and if u think she sent it to someone else (abel) ,then they not so close and prolly dnt have anything,cos its certain the person does not have her number, cos at the end,she had to tell him who she is. ''abel na your friend o'' and i belive the xxxx was her name, you must have removed that part.

now no one will get a message from his/her partner introducing themselves with their name at the end, unless of course you dnt have their numbers, which will only mean u guys aint that intimate.

and bro,stop giving your self headache, u sound like one of this insecure babies, thats why u just making a case outta nofin. stop reading the message with a twisted mind.
RomanceRe: Problems Please Help by smooooooth: 5:13pm On Jan 28, 2009
you may wanna stick to something u can trust, something that stays faithful, and i suggest u get a stick of banana.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Marry Me Tgirl4real by smooooooth: 5:03pm On Jan 28, 2009
Ben20001:
q is now 214 undecided
i didnt say i was joining the q, i don check the pishur, she aint worth me joining 213 in line. but if she toast me sha, i will accept smiley
RomanceRe: Should A Guy Ignore His Girl When She Is Saying Anoyiny Things When Upset by smooooooth: 4:58pm On Jan 28, 2009
a woman who is raving is just Hot, what u do, dnt say a word,just drop your pants, and when she sees your big black erect mamba, she gonna exhale on it, but not without leaving u bruised.

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