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when u are ready for it, u dnt need all the money in the world to get married. just Gods favour, ''prov 18:22. though its expected that you show a level or responsibility b4 u venture into it, like having a good job,a roof under your head, and can at least feed your wife 3 times daily. |
sissy, maybe the guy used the sampling method. ![]() |
simple, when she serves the food, put some table salt, pepper, and other table spice available, slice some raw onions, and mix it all together b4 eating, she will get the message without u saying a word. |
poster, you dnt need to use english or pidgin english, the only language a lady hears is money. so use the money language. |
love is no curse, just alot of us abuse it, and sometimes confuse it with lust/hate. |
i must tell you the truth, if no body does, not even your GF is bold enuf to be honest. now you are fine, really cute, good body weight too, every girls dream but the real reason she wont marry u is, she is worried bout having kids, as stupid as you!!!!!! |
Have You Been Broken Hearted Before, How Did You Came Out? just stay right there brother, cos u may hurt your self trying to caming out |
i watched it live, it was like nollywood doing a decent robbery crime movie. |
i have been in love and felt like getting married more than 200 times. |
gabrywyl:you are lucky,maybe u didnt meet the once with the sugar coated tongue, your pants wld have dropped bam!!! |
fasted words that gets u in a ladys pant, ''i love u, i want to marry u'' b4 u know it they're on their next conquest |
Moyola:moyola where u dey? |
Tgirl4real:haba! i no even join the Q, if not u cant help not noticing na , cos u will easily differentiate god from men. |
you just a fool, the whole book of proverbs was written for you, but still u remain a fool, and will die a fool. infact na her toto go kill you. |
not all girls, some are damn too expensive. money cannot buy them. |
the devil must be thrilled at what men do. they beat him to his game. this man should be crucified. and i suspect there is more to this, it might be related to a form of ritual. |
nigerian is not one of the first 5 countries in african in terms of human development and infrastruture, and its a shame that we are still struggling to be in the first african 5, when we have what it takes to be running for the first 10 in the world. african first 5 1. south africa 2. egypt 3. morroco 4. ghana 5. libya. |
every1 wants to but she is just outta every1's reach. so stop shouting and just fantasize like the rest of |
spikedcylinder:the 12 year old in question, seems more matured than u were @ 12, she is open to that kind of talk, remember she opened up to her sister first, and the sister can do the talking better than her parents cos she seems comfortable talking with her sister. i think she mentioned how close they are. secondly she will be able to relate to her well as the age diff isnt that much, unlike parents who forget they were once young and faced these same challenges. |
i think she really sent it to the right fone, one thing i observed you GF isnt too good with broken english,just like you. the ''abe'' was supposed to be spelt ''abi'' and the ''abel'', was supposed to be ''abeg'' unless of course you wanna to think abel is the name of some other guy. and if u think she sent it to someone else (abel) ,then they not so close and prolly dnt have anything,cos its certain the person does not have her number, cos at the end,she had to tell him who she is. ''abel na your friend o'' and i belive the xxxx was her name, you must have removed that part. now no one will get a message from his/her partner introducing themselves with their name at the end, unless of course you dnt have their numbers, which will only mean u guys aint that intimate. and bro,stop giving your self headache, u sound like one of this insecure babies, thats why u just making a case outta nofin. stop reading the message with a twisted mind. |
you may wanna stick to something u can trust, something that stays faithful, and i suggest u get a stick of banana. |
Ben20001:i didnt say i was joining the q, i don check the pishur, she aint worth me joining 213 in line. but if she toast me sha, i will accept ![]() |
a woman who is raving is just Hot, what u do, dnt say a word,just drop your pants, and when she sees your big black erect mamba, she gonna exhale on it, but not without leaving u bruised. |
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, cos u will easily differentiate god from men.