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Jokes EtcRe: Will You Kiss This Guy? by smooooooth: 9:36am On Jan 14, 2009
girls have kissed uglier guys for far less, dnt loose money betting like that with a girl, they will do anything for the chadas!!! infact they will f**k this dude for something less.
RomanceRe: Lets Vote by smooooooth: 9:27am On Jan 14, 2009
for the ladies its money, sex, trust, love

for guys sex, sex, sex, more sex, then love.
RomanceRe: Argument In A Relationship Is Actually A Good Factor? by smooooooth: 9:19am On Jan 14, 2009
bluespice:
oh please
men nag n ive met nagging men a lot

n I'm not nagging either tongue
i am sure not one of them nagging men, i love argument though, and i think a little fighting is good for a relationship. i mean real fighting like they do in WWF cheesy
RomanceRe: Argument In A Relationship Is Actually A Good Factor? by smooooooth: 9:14am On Jan 14, 2009
bluespice:
not all people nag and u do know that men nag also
now u nagging again grin.
men dnt nag ,they too sweet for that
RomanceRe: What Should She Do? by smooooooth: 9:11am On Jan 14, 2009
take the malnourished 10year old boy down her street to the other girl and say this is his son, i you sure u wanna go thru with this prenancy? i bet she will opt for an obortion.
RomanceRe: What's Your Marital Status ? by smooooooth: 9:04am On Jan 14, 2009
which one be kind of searching agian.

anyway me i am not sure of my status
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Libra's In Da House by smooooooth: 9:01am On Jan 14, 2009
hmmmm,okay i dey, oct 11
RomanceRe: My Gf Is Not Always In The: by smooooooth: 8:52am On Jan 14, 2009
guy u not ''financially romantic'' thats what gets a girl in the mood. the other dude is sure hitting her at 7grand per month. step up your game abeg,the girl no too expensive self.
RomanceRe: Argument In A Relationship Is Actually A Good Factor? by smooooooth: 8:44am On Jan 14, 2009
all ladies wil agree to this one, but we need to separate arguement from nagging, cos thats what u all do,nag, nag, nag till u drive a broda crazy.
EventsRe: There Must Be A Wedding By A Nairalander This 2009 by smooooooth: 8:42am On Jan 14, 2009
@190

me put asunder ke? olorun maje. i wont do a thing like that, anyway i agree DHL have been so inefficient these days,so its okay you used this forum to spread the invitation.

i wish u two a wonderful ceremony and a peaceful life afterwards, but me i no dey come o, cos i dnt wanna be a witness in a wedding where agege bread and pure water will be served,cos the invited guest will always be re-invited everytime to settle husband/wife wahala on soup money after the wedding.
SportsRe: Ronaldo Is World Best! by smooooooth: 8:07am On Jan 14, 2009
nigeria was not given a slot to participate in the voting cos they are the only country where the voters can be bribed, if nigeria voted no surprise say drogba for win.
RomanceRe: My Girl Friend Cheated On Me.what should I Do.please Read & Advise by smooooooth: 4:09pm On Jan 13, 2009
the reply to your questions are

1. you were too busy to use your dick so she had to look for a free one

2. cos the guy f**k pass you, how u for sabi do when u dnt use it

3. cos u are sooo damn stupid.
EventsRe: There Must Be A Wedding By A Nairalander This 2009 by smooooooth: 7:13pm On Jan 12, 2009
190:
u are all welcome 2 my weddin wit rubbie
venue, aso rock
time, 1am prompt
come one come all
rsvp-rice and stew very plenty
tongue
how we sure say rice and stew go plenty, u wey no fit print common invitation, na internet foe free forum you dey invite everybody,God help those wey go attend cos na ''agege bread'' and pure water them go chop.
RomanceRe: Guys Only: When She Says "i Only Like You As A Friend " by smooooooth: 6:44pm On Jan 12, 2009
story, no principle abeg, ladies just love to shag the one who aint caring, and bullshit the ''mr nice guy'' i have learnt, now i am the guy that is waiting on her bed when the other guy drops her off after a wonderful outting.
RomanceRe: Relationships: When Is The Right Time To Insist On A Hiv Test? by smooooooth: 1:42pm On Jan 09, 2009
every 6months before the relationship. every six months during the relationship and every six months after the break up. and even with all this measures still wear your condom, because u cant trust what your partner will do 5mins out of ya sight.

thats why marriage is a risk, u just have to do it RAW. for better for worse, i pity those who want to get married.
RomanceRe: Is This Human Nature? by smooooooth: 1:31pm On Jan 09, 2009
this your post makes love sound so complicated huh
RomanceRe: I'm Seeing Someone, And He's Married by smooooooth: 10:54am On Jan 08, 2009
some1 leaves u and marries some1else, which means u aint good enuf to be his wife. perhaps u just good for sex.well if u know thats what u are good enuf for then u continue with the relationship.
RomanceRe: At What Point Does A Man Begin To Feel Smouldered In A Relationship? Abeg by smooooooth: 10:49am On Jan 08, 2009
iceblue:
i wonder how often that happens? undecided undecided
not every guy is like your boyfriend, that knows nofin bout ''time out''
EventsRe: There Must Be A Wedding By A Nairalander This 2009 by smooooooth: 10:46am On Jan 08, 2009
iceblue:
another small minded fart. people hooking up and getting married is obviously not normal to you. i wonder how you came about then. if you like spike, just say it. you might have a hard time though because the sharp guys got here first tongue

plus his brain is too dull to catch a joke sef undecided
whats the rave about. and i take exception to your last comment pls, mind what ya say. and i wonder why u just run out of nowhere and run your foul mouth anyhow.

if u must know, its a a joke and spike knows that,besides i dnt like her in the manner u suggesting, the sharp guys should take her i dnt care, sharper guys like us, look for something more. but i bet u wont know what. pea brain!
RomanceRe: At What Point Does A Man Begin To Feel Smouldered In A Relationship? Abeg by smooooooth: 10:20am On Jan 08, 2009
the attention is too much when

1. he can no longer watch his favourite english team play

2. he no longer has time to have side kicks, like see other chics

3. he becomes your toy, u cuddle him everywhere, bed,chair,kitchen, haba! thats suffocating

4. you calls his mother, sister, every single day

5. you want sex when he doesnt undecided
EventsRe: There Must Be A Wedding By A Nairalander This 2009 by smooooooth: 10:13am On Jan 08, 2009
desperados, NL guys be careful and watchful. the bad thing be say most of them cant make good house wives self, e.g, spik, lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: When Do The Games Stop? Do They Even Stop? by smooooooth: 9:50am On Jan 08, 2009
women act too obsessed, and make guys feel so possesed, and a man though likes attention, should not be joked by it. i think we shld all se out partners as an added bonus, cos life is a personal thing.
RomanceRe: I Was Shocked When A Crippled Man Asked Me Out by smooooooth: 3:06pm On Jan 06, 2009
you missed your best opportunity,next one may be blind and handless. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Advice. How To Tell Her To Pack Out Of My House by smooooooth: 10:56am On Jan 05, 2009
easy, just help her with her address,she must have forgothen her fathers house

if that doesnt work, change the locks, if that still doesnt work, then get anoda girl

to stay with you guys, and if they no gree pack out,then i suggest you leave the house

and move out.

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