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Car TalkRe: New Helmet Rule In Lagos by smooooooth: 10:41am On Jan 05, 2009
the thing no fit us jare, africans, xpecially nigerians are animals

i have been looking at pple with the helmet stuff, its like seeing a

monkey on face cap. and most of them dnt wear it sef, they either

hold it, or just suspend it like that bush girl suspended her crown when

she won the MBGN 2008. i no blame them sha,cos when u think of all the

diff disease wey nigerians dey carry this is just anoda means for ritualist and

gbomogbomo to exploit.
RomanceRe: Pokenosing? What's Your Opinion. by smooooooth: 10:26am On Dec 31, 2008
if you not comfortable discussing your relationship with her,then dnt, simple tell her politely that you dnt wish to discuss that aspect with her, and you stop pokedicking your colleagues too, its not professional.
RomanceRe: Am I Wrong? Please Be Sincere With Me by smooooooth: 10:21am On Dec 31, 2008
when she is just a GF then your friends comes first, cos she can leave u anytime,and then u need your friends, but if na wife,ol boy, even your mama must come next after your wife. then friends can go to hell.
RomanceRe: Dangerous Girlfriend by smooooooth: 11:07am On Dec 30, 2008
how she no go vex,last year u bring type a while she dey do type s

this year u bring type y while she dey do type d, u just dey make her

fail, abeg leave her alone. dangerous boyfriend.
CrimeRe: How Can You Recognize A Rapist? by smooooooth: 10:58am On Dec 30, 2008
only after u have been raped
RomanceRe: Who Said Nigerian Girls Are Stupid And Ugly? by smooooooth: 10:48am On Dec 30, 2008
kemisuga:
Smooth well if you say so. What I am saying is, you will see a lot of beautiful babes in those places, that you will even be confuse if at all you wanted to toast. grin
hmmmmmm, i agree after mary K, black Opal and Mark powder must have hidden all the wowo dot on their faces, grin. i cant help it,i go toast.
RomanceRe: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by smooooooth: 10:45am On Dec 30, 2008
are ladies really crazy? huh

just read this post and u get

your answer. bunch of kolosians!!!!!!
RomanceRe: Who Said Nigerian Girls Are Stupid And Ugly? by smooooooth: 10:41am On Dec 30, 2008
kemisuga:
It is the fact, I mean in Africa. If you visit any higher institution, church, bank, occasion etc in Naija, you'll testify to this. cheesy

Best Wishes. smiley
apart from the church u mentioned, i think the nigerian ladies are using more of their bottom power than their brains in the other 2 places. undecided
RomanceRe: Who Said Nigerian Girls Are Stupid And Ugly? by smooooooth: 10:33am On Dec 30, 2008
nigerian girls are not stupid and ugly,its actually the reverse, they are ugly and stupid. lipsrsealed

just kidding,they are d most adorable puss in the word.
RomanceRe: True Life Story! by smooooooth: 10:41am On Dec 29, 2008
u guys need to grow up, u get some balls

ans she some breast, before u even start

thinking about marriage. i think u guys are

too young for a commited relationship,play

it light and safe.
RomanceRe: Why Does He Only Text? by smooooooth: 10:17am On Dec 29, 2008
the poor guy no get money

so manage the text for now.
RomanceRe: I M Finished! I Have Lost My Guy 4my Twin Sister. Any Good Guy Here Plz? by smooooooth: 4:43pm On Dec 22, 2008
is it true that your sister is berra than u in bed

okay i will sample the 2 of u first and see it its true

b4 i make my pick too. since u girls dnt see a prob

in sleeping with same guy, whatcha think.
RomanceRe: Can You Catch Yourself Before You Fall In Love? by smooooooth: 3:12pm On Dec 22, 2008
very true, happens all the time a guy will rather move on than

hurt a girl in the long run, knowing very well that she is the right one

but he is still too young to be committed.i've done it a couple of times.

and till date, the girls cnt still understand what happened to my fire.
RomanceRe: What Do Girls Want? by smooooooth: 3:02pm On Dec 22, 2008
girls are the most confused specie on the face of the earth

even they dnt know what they want. so its so pointless trying

to please them, just give them what u got. and close your ears

to their whining.
RomanceRe: They Love My Money But Not Me by smooooooth: 1:07pm On Dec 22, 2008
when u find the one, it wont matter if u are sickle cell or not

infact it has nothing to do with your condition, even when an

AA meets the wrong girl, he gets the same treatment.lots of

SS get married everday, i was even in love with 1 once,she was

the one giving all the excuse not me. so cheer up. e go better.
RomanceRe: How Can A Rich, Young, Successful, Hard Working And Handsome Guy Get True Love? by smooooooth: 12:53pm On Dec 22, 2008
diasporian:
~Outright stupidity.
i see u failed to see the humour in my post.

rigid F**king P***k
RomanceRe: Hot 27 Year Old Virgin by smooooooth: 12:34pm On Dec 22, 2008
dnt have sex, stay true to your vow, u are doing the right thing

it is normal to have those feelings for sex, u are human and of age

but truth is sex is for marriage, and even thoug we get this urge to wanna

do it, it is wrong to do it outside marriage, thats where control and discipline

comes in. just try and control it,u are almost there. my advise is when this feelings

come, try and engage your mind with somethng else, like reading your bible and praying

and try not being alone most times, stay where pple are. these will help u get over it

but if u cant then talk to your partner and u guys shld get married faster, then u can do it.
RomanceRe: How Can A Rich, Young, Successful, Hard Working And Handsome Guy Get True Love? by smooooooth: 12:25pm On Dec 22, 2008
do like they do in home video, wear rags,

sleep under the bridge and eat from the

bin, the craze babe who falls in love with u then

is the one that loves u thruly.
RomanceRe: Should I Let Her Taste The Waters by smooooooth: 12:20pm On Dec 22, 2008
dnt even waste your time trying to talk her in staying

a girl like that is not what the trouble, she is just a greedy

selfish and her eye don tear reach her back, i bet you if u were

doing all these things she will still find an excuse to leave with

the next rich guy. abeg throw way am jare!!!

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