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Food / Re: Kefee Opens Own Restaurant, Calls It Branama Kitchen by smoothlips(m): 4:18pm On Jan 25, 2012
if Kefee is more beautiful and the waitresses finer then am all for d BANANA kitchen
Politics / Re: Cbn Admits Fraud In Subsidy Scheme - Worse Than You Thought N1.8t Not 1.3t by smoothlips(m): 3:59pm On Jan 25, 2012
The Ministry of Finance had earlier said that N1.38 trillion was spent on subsidy from January to October last year.
Thats in 10 months in an election year. Add 2+2

Subsidy Money= PDP election campaign money=Jonathan (fresh air)
i.e Fresh air = Subsidy Money
Politics / Re: How Did Federal Government Intimidate Labour? by smoothlips(m): 2:14pm On Jan 17, 2012
please does any one have a copy of the 2012 budget?
the one that was previously online has been removed
Religion / Re: Latest Important Prophecy By Prophet TB Joshua- Part I by smoothlips(m): 8:32am On Dec 13, 2011
did he say when it will start, ? If d war is goin t last dat long, i did more exact infos to make money from d war, when are they showin d repeat of d program?
Celebrities / Re: Check Out Osita Iheme - As A Girl! by smoothlips(m): 12:55pm On Nov 16, 2011
Look at this nwa bingo and her cheap lace looking like an imported m0nkey. nonsense
grin grin grin grin
bros u haaash!
Business / Re: Starting A Business After University Or Getting A Job. Which One Is Better? by smoothlips(m): 12:21pm On Nov 16, 2011
don't want to sound shallow but

if you really wanted a business

you won't even need to go to school
that's very shallow!
Career / Re: Skill Sets For The Future- Nigeria In Focus by smoothlips(m): 10:30am On Nov 15, 2011
impressive
Romance / Re: Kissing In Public- Is It Wrong? by smoothlips(m): 12:35pm On Nov 10, 2011
ABEG spare me public kissin, take me home and flip me over
tongue
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Fg To Re-introduce Toll Gate by smoothlips(m): 12:14pm On Nov 04, 2011
Maybe by the time JONATHAN is through there will be no nation called Nigeria, He has shown no will to fight corruption,no will to fight insecurity,no will to develop no term infrastructure, all his policies are in abstract, with 6 out every 10 young people between the age of 27-32 looking for a job or grossly under employed, am not sure we will still have dis nation by the time he is through.

My advice start saving money now cause 2012 may be one hell of a year
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Baba Suwe In Court by smoothlips(m): 3:35pm On Nov 01, 2011
Are they going to ask the dude in a brown shirt to excrete some stuffs as well?
Dude sure looks like he swallowed some kees
grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: When Last Did You Sight A Rainbow In Nigeria And Where? by smoothlips(m): 9:08pm On Oct 31, 2011
last after my girl friend slapped me, i even see star join
Education / Re: Church Universities Are The Most Expensive In Nigeria by smoothlips(m): 12:35pm On Oct 31, 2011
[qWhatever happened to charity, the foundation on which Christainity is built. It looks like there's a lot of good money to earn in the Christain ministry. Setting up a church doesn't sound bad a business idea especially when you can diversity into education and charge moreuote]

grin grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Are Men Of God Good Role Models? by smoothlips(m): 12:23pm On Oct 31, 2011
and they fry their hair and wear expensive jackets ( I NO CALL NYBODY NAME OOOH!), 97% of them are business men, they care very little about the REAL lost of this world.
when i wz small, during intensive praise and worship demons were been cast out, one person prophecies and another interprets, this days na plasma we dey watch for church, cheesy
Politics / Re: What Is Your State's Contribution To The Nation by smoothlips(m): 4:18pm On Oct 28, 2011
Abia State
contribution: 1.Home grown kidnappers
2. unintelligent governors
3. baby factories
Foreign Affairs / Re: Condolence Register For Ghadaffi : by smoothlips(m): 11:42am On Oct 25, 2011
Maybe he find rest
Politics / Re: Who Is The Worst State Governor Ever In Human History? by smoothlips(m): 11:15am On Oct 25, 2011
orji uzor kalu
Romance / Re: Things You Hate About The Opposite Gender by smoothlips(m): 11:03am On Oct 21, 2011
bro i hate your name & you look like arm robber

grin grin grin grin grin
girl u must really hate dis guy
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Lady With A 3rd Class Degree? by smoothlips(m): 10:42pm On Oct 17, 2011
pass! Wht has 3rd class got t do wit marriage?
Politics / Re: Describe Gej's Administration In 2 Words. by smoothlips(m): 2:20pm On Oct 16, 2011
black hat
Politics / Re: Senate Starts Debate On Same-sex Marriage Prohibition Bill by smoothlips(m): 4:09pm On Sep 29, 2011
@Smoothlips. Dude, I did not speak 'grammer' against you. oK? My take is that the pressing priorities of this country have been relegated to the background and less relevant issues have been elevated as heated discourse in the HOUSE. THE BILL WOULD NOT HAVE COME UP IN THE FIRST PLACE. No hard feelings.

no offence bro, my bad! embarassed
Politics / Re: Senate Starts Debate On Same-sex Marriage Prohibition Bill by smoothlips(m): 2:48pm On Sep 29, 2011
OMG! why cant someone just do me a great favour and throw in a bomb in the midst of these God-forsaken, law-making bastards? Those elements of misplaced priorities, egocentric idiots, unparalleled set of unisex animals and associated bane of the nation. NONESENSE!

Dude did u even read the topic for discussion?, jus com here dey speak grammer, what is your take on d matter been discussed? angry
are u for or against the bill?
Politics / Re: Senate Starts Debate On Same-sex Marriage Prohibition Bill by smoothlips(m): 2:15pm On Sep 29, 2011
The premises just dont add up. What has boko haram got to do with same sex marriage?
the emphasis is on taking a stand, Boko haram reps Terriorism. u don't look at the big picture, do u?, a few months back some african countries were making a case for same sex liberty, so no action= same sex liberty soon. the same way no action= home grown terriorism(boko haram).
And one more thing change ur Role Model, David Beckham,
Politics / Re: Senate Starts Debate On Same-sex Marriage Prohibition Bill by smoothlips(m): 1:05pm On Sep 29, 2011
But, the fact is Same-sex are here, and there is nothing any law or the govt can do to change that. Sexuality has nothing to do with skin colour, nationality of race.


My Point

I can't tell u how chilly if felt when another Man asked me out on a flight from Abuja to Lagos, he even had the gutts to tell me he is a shy person, Dude if we don't stop it now by 2015, ur Kid broda will bring another Man Home for traditional marry, then you will konw angry
Politics / Re: Senate Starts Debate On Same-sex Marriage Prohibition Bill by smoothlips(m): 12:37pm On Sep 29, 2011
Please enlighten us, how are homosexuals a THREAT to society?
oya
1.If they don't take a stand now, soon our streets will be filled with all sorts of thight pants wearing guys and gals demostrating for right to f@#%k and marry same sex.
2. we all saw this boko haram bombing thing coming, but because nobody bothered before hand to take a stand, now we have Mad pips wit bomb and finance,
conclusion
if you pretend is not a threat now, soon u be either buying metal pants or wondering why ur husband left you for his best male friend tongue
Politics / Re: Senate Starts Debate On Same-sex Marriage Prohibition Bill by smoothlips(m): 11:44am On Sep 29, 2011
[ Seriously? They won't debate poor infrastructure, but they will debate man-lover marriage?]
are you guys saying they shouldn't debate it?, i will take it that u don't know how real a threat HOMOSEXUALS are to our society shocked
Politics / Re: President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Approval Rating by smoothlips(m): 2:51pm On Jul 23, 2011
seriously?
GEJ wouldn't be the change we want, with 3more years to go and his lukewarm governance, I will leave the rest to you cry
Crime / Re: Woman With 7 Babies born in 12 months Charged with Child Trafficking by smoothlips(m): 8:39am On Jul 16, 2011
did Nigeria police really do this(the whole DNA investigation)? it sounded like something from CSI series, i thought they only wear black uniforms and collect 20 naira
smiley
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by smoothlips(m): 11:55am On May 18, 2011
dey alwayz wear G -STRING. grin grin grin
the black berry is true, the G-String am not sure!
Forum Games / Re: List Four Things You Would Need To Survive, If Left Alone On A Deserted Island. by smoothlips(m): 4:44pm On May 17, 2011
1. A beautiful girl
2. Matchet
3. 1000 bottles of Brandy
4.1000packs of lighter
Politics / Re: An Open Letter To President-Elect Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan by smoothlips(m): 2:23pm On Apr 29, 2011
lol, hope u will take heart cos u maybe in for a big ride
GEJ go don forget half these promises!

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