₦airaland Forum

This short thing
With big breast wey go drop down reach her
stomach when she isn't wearing a bra

abeg abeg abeg
Don't make me laff with that your caption
Am too upset tonight to want to laugh

I don't know who needs to read this
So I'll just go ahead and write this

"As a man, do ALL you can to test the loyalty and morality of that female you're looking at as your life_parter, BEFORE YOU TAKE HER TO THE ALTAR, COURT OR VILLAGE FOR MARRIAGE".

The streets are littered with 'hoes these days.
And no man
wishes to cater for another man's child
thinking it's his.

una say this Blu Iva of a bitch wasn't wh0r!ng around before she got admission into the Biggie's house?

See as she no dey let person see road
with her tattooed big black strong yansh

Yvonne's yellow fat ass is what I very much would've preferred to be blocking my viewing space

FIRST female governor in Nigeria?
... laughable

e go con start from Rivers State?
... definitely not when 001 Wike is on patrol

Peter Obi dey ment

During the just concluded controversial elections, I (and most persons in my ward) voted LP for presidency, PDP for Senate and Reps.

But
Wike made Obi lose Rivers State to Tinubu
It wasn't personal. It's just politics.
There shouldn't be any hard feelings.
But it seems Obi wants to take shit personal.
...when he should suck shit up like a man

Come March 11th
the real indigenous and prestigious sons and daughters of Rivers State would be putting their foot down for Sim Fubara

Rivers State is PDP.
PDP is Rivers State.

Wh0 d0 ânyh0w, g0 see anyh0w

Just yesterday, one of Dem cooperate hookup girls (wey me been run things with once upon a time) had to chat me up outta the blues that she's hungry and wants to come over.

Can you imagine that when I asked the silly bitch to come over, bitch said I should make a 3k transfer to her for t.fare. Guys, can you help me imagine?

Person wey dey hungry wey I wan help feed na e con dey gimme condition for the matter o

that reminds me...

WHERE is Reno O'mockery of the PDP?

Till now
I never fit collect one million dolls in one swoop

shit is depressing as fvck

What's stopping me?

M currently only acquainted wit 'hoes n leeches
None of my acquaintances are working_class

...that's what's stopping me

derecho:
One thing I know is that PDP will lose in Rivers State.
I don't know who the OBIdient will adopt.
I won't be surprised if Tonye Cole is adopted.

It'd be payback time

I WILL "mention" you on the 13th.

Pwettylinda:
Check Out Rivers Governorship Candidates Below

I been wan hit "Like" on your profile picture
But when I took a closer look at that yansh
n saw d outlines of the panty, I no Like again

I dislike seeing pantyline on a lady's yansh

nzogbu nzogbu group of persons
They are at it again

iInjureHerYansh:
Those girls dey charge sha. I saw one on her profile it says 950k for her to spend the weekend with a man. Omo men are suffering o😂

A Nigerian local runs girl who resides in Nigeria wants 950k to be paid to get a taste of her unkept, overused, smelling, deep kpekus?

Laughable.

Quick Question:

CodedRuns generally doesn't have an app?
I've checked on Google play store
and apple play store. I didn't see shit.

Na election matter dey worry my head rn



But all the same....

Impregnable101:
There was a time i was eating this fruit for breakfast and lunch because nor money! Thank God for everything

There was a time I used to love these berries so much so that I used to buy them from a friend. 3 for 5naira; way back in Primary school days

And then boy would use the money to buy biscuits for himself during break time.

Labor Party effect didn't affect these ones

Shit really calls for celebration.

They were lucky indeed

Dear Patriots...
if Obi doesn't emerge the Winner of this presidential election, do not fret, do not be dismayed, do not be violent and do not sheet your swords just yet.
WE MUST take back our country and restore it to what it once was; The Giant of Africa.

With that in mind, I implore ALL ObiDatti supporters to endeavor to come out enmasse, again, on the 11th of March and Vote for each and every governorship candidate and the aspirants of the House of Assembly of the Labour Party in each of your various States; so as to make things a bit more easier for the chosen son(Obi) to get to Aso Rock in May 2027. Because come 2027 general elections...WE MOVE, AGAIN.

God bless Us.
God bless Obi.
God bless Rivers State.
God bless Nigeria.


#IjustWANNAmakeCOMMONsense.

Are you telling me the people of Oyigbo came out enmasse to vote for APC? Gov. Wike's preferred candidate??

Impossible!!!

What else do you expect?
"Suffer no dey tire Dem aboki"
abi you dey forget?

It's about time we stopped giving alms to them when we come across 'em on the streets down South.

Those lots are irredeemable.

Vienna, Austria.

Obaofaba:
E don red.

I thought you guys were masturbating last night?

Reality is settling in.

Asiwaju is winning.

Instead of Asiwaju to win
Power should remain in the North

Their father.

In my ward, it was $100 for 2 party agents
...PDP

All four look more like cooperate oloshos
None looks like a normal working class lady

Why

Someone said the fellow below
Is contesting to preside over the most populous black nation in the world
When she hasn't even visited my chambers
for me to ascertain how "good" she is?

Isn't it laughable

Zilensky: abeg help us. Russia wan annihilate
us. Putin wan finish us.
Biden: no worry I go do my best. Na just say
that man Putin too stubborn. But no
worry America go dey try for una.

TheCongo2:
Website ?

I always use Www.Inmessage.com