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In a situation like dis, order for 3 plates of food
...one for yourself
...one for her sister
...one for her friend

If she's stupid enough not to angrily get up and ask her Geng to get up and leave with her? Then go ahead and strike up a good conversation with all 3 of them.

And, during the discussion? Bros, just focus your attention more on her friend i.e be flirting with her friend. And at the end of the meeting? Try to get her friend's contact; either in your Date's presence or behind her back.


Do this on behalf of other niggars
This way? Next time when another niggar ask dat very Babe to come out for a Date, she no go dare want to carry anybody follow body.

Serves you right
For going out to pick up a road_side h00ker
Who does that these days?
Those kinda girls are classless n shameless, bro

Next time?
Get online
And order for hook-up babes
(these once dey try get small shame/class)

Ah ah
Why did the mistress decide to marry?
Why would she go and get married?

I thought most of 'em always say
"marriage is not an achievement" ni

Akinzo2121:
What do you think

What do I think?
Well, what I think is...
"Dem two dun fvck each other tire".

children of d world that refused to say Yes to
"No sex before marriage"

Nia69:
😂😂😂 I'm not married.

I know you enough to know you are.

Nia69:
Yes, we do.

Quick Question:

Other than the not_so_well_to_do sex starved guys/men who come after you married women on social media; despite your mentioning to them all that you're married and you've got kids...
...do you go out WEARING your wedding ring and guys/men see the ring on your finger and still approach you, flirt with you and give off subtle or direct hints that they'll like to bed you; despite CLEARLY seeing your wedding band?

I'm surprised BBN resident 'hoe (who's also an insignificant fellow; all things considered) is still in the house till date.

AmancalledGod:
Drop your number i will chat you right away, maybe you can delete it after afterwards

Or...
You could drop yours lemme contact you?

Back in the days of FGC, Odi '08
...these were my favorite

Rock of ages cleft for me
Jesu meek and lowly
Hark my soul it is the Lord
Take my life and let it be
Lo he comes with clouds descending
There is a green hill far away
All hail the power of Jesus name

...I still love 'em all till date

Faber:
Who is Wike? a stupid fool to lay a curse on PDP whatever members...my point is that Nnamdi Kanu is an oracle, Na you dey wail not me. How can you call an Obidient who is one week away from voting in the next president of Nigeria a wailer, you urchins should just keep fooling yaselves

You and your ilks are the reason why most sane Nigerians and insane Nigerians see the Peter Obi movement as a Biafra Movement.

I'm proudly Rivers.
I don't support Nnamdi Cownu
I'll never support the Biafra Movement
But come 25th Feb, am thumbprinting for P.O

Please...quit wailing, while you still can.

AmancalledGod:
can we get in contact, are you on WhatsApp

I am.

Faber:
What a shameful end. Wike is now partyless, no party is taking him serious again.

Nnamdi Kanu cursed this man, that he will end disgracefully and will never know peace till the end of his life and that's what is happening right now

Baba
Na which day you plan wipe off all this premium tears from your eyes nah 😆

Zukwaniké

PS: if you believe Cownu's curse on Wike is working, then am sure you'll still believe that Wike's curse on the PDP National Assembly members and other aspirants will work 😁

AmancalledGod:
Are you interested in going to south Africa

Yes!

An urchin with an erectile dysfunction problem spotted ...above me

AmancalledGod:
no much feedback yet shaa just that I'm still processing my passport when it comes out i will know what next

Alright
Seems I'll have to start by getting my passport first

StrongAlphMale:
Only a Fool would waste his time chatting, let alone dating a Nigerian girl.

You only bang their pussy, dump them and move on. No stories just bang and move on

You no go "chat them up"
before you bang their pussy ni

Baba
make we try dey leave all this talk

As a guy man, so far u dey dick a Babe; be it main chick or side chick or yeye chic, u suppose dey spend moolah on that Babe. No Cap.

If the money no dey? That we'll all understand.

If she's one of those bitches and leeches with self entitlement mentality? Just fvck her n toss her.

I personally enjoy spending on any Babe am dicking on a regular.
But when a Babe is almost always asking that I get this and get that for her? That shit is a turn off.

I like giving when am not asked to.
I detest giving when am frequently asked to.

I remember one time when I was tempted to do that shit on a neighbor some couple of years back 😁

But, in my own case?
Afterwards, I started feeling disgust for the lady wherever and whenever I see her ...cos when I saw her bathing? her stomach protruded like she's four or five months pregnant 🤮

I like adulterous wives

Nia69:
It's a terrible experience. I hope she'll stop experiencing it soon. I think if the weather's too cold, it can led to sleeping paralysis, I might be wrong sha.

You know so much

She always complains about the weather
She's almost always cold
She rarely baths cold water
She wears socks, all d time. Indoor n outdoor.

I really pray that shit becomes a thing of the past for her sha

Nia69:
I don't get too comfortable in my sleep and when I'm about to experience it, I shake legs.

A shrink?

My friend...she shakes her head from side to side, she calls her name saying "Sniper, wake up", she taps her thighs thrice or more times; all in a bid 2get herself to wake up (sometimes)

Shit scares me most times
I wish I could really help her overcome this shit

Nia69:
I used to. I don't anymore.

Seriously? You don't anymore?
How did you get it to stop
You saw a shrink?

koladata:
there's nothing spiritual about sleep paralysis , though evil spirits might take advantage of it but in most cases of sleep paralysis , they aren't spiritual. It usually occurs when you have issues with transitioning between sleep and life, when your body is trying to be aware of the transitioning instead of just letting it happen naturally.

In most cases , when you sleep with fears in your mind, especially when you feel it isn't right to sleep in a particular place, or when you have fears that you might even get sleep paralyses again because it had happened recently. Or the fear of falling down from the chair, or the fear of dying in your sleep, or the fear being caught by a boss while sleeping on duty. So usually you are aware of yourself when you were sleeping which normally you shouldn't know when sleep takes over or when the transitioning from life to sleep occurs. So what happens is that you wake up to that last memory uncleared at the point of your transitioning.

I don't know how to explain this clearer , but i was able to solve sleep paralyses for a colleague ... its all about mindset . in most cases , it isn't spiritual.

In a situation whereby one who experiences sleep paralysis usually have sex in dreams, sometimes, one should still rule it off that the sleep paralysis experiencing has nothing to do with spirituality?

Nia69:
What do you know about sleep paralysis?

You experience sleep paralysis, sometimes?

DatoDatuk:
In a relationship, what statement hurts you most during an argument?

"I don't blame you..."
That statement alone almost always warrants slap

I don't care about the subtle insult that comes in RIGHT AFTER making that very statement
But the moment you make that comment, "I no blame you" I'll warn you about it. If you should repeat the statement again? Well...

AmancalledGod:
Guy's please i really need your helps, i want to travel to South Africa, but to be sincere i don't know the steps i should take, i have proceeded to start processing my international passport, please guys after that what next, and our brothers in South Africa pls how is the country like?

Bro
Have you gotten any feedback yet?
please Mention me
I urgently need the Info too.

Governor Bello and Sanwo Olu in the mud

Ekpoma 😁

Damn! I miss that scanty little town 😒

Bros wey dey do Hanty a favor
...by marrying her
Yet
Na him con still dey kneel for her
abi no be juju be that?

I'll never understand the concept of bending the knee to propose to a woman; as the concept has become archaic about a decade ago.