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She obviously has a spirit husband
a.k.a an incubus

And, FYI
these spiritual entities don't like sharing.

Bros you really gotta be strong, spiritually, from now onwards else, things may start going topsy-turvy with you.

But... on the other hand, you could just ignore all I've said up there and just dive right into her wet punny, to collect your own share (which you paid for) when next you see/find her in that state.

Ppl wey dey view dis page no be here o
We pass one million

The only song of Rema that I can vibe to
is the track titled "Lady"
...the rest sound like dog shit, to me.
Though he did well in "Won da mo"
...n these are the only 2 songs of Rema I've got.

Hendrixky:
Hmmm

Ay just dey defend him brother

Him nor know say some gays can be straight just to deceive their friends and family

But simultaneously they are into men...

The truth is there are are a huge numbers of lesbian and gays in Nigeria

Actually
There're huge numbers of BISEXUALS in 9jiria.
And their numbers are much more higher than that of actual lesbians n gays.

DevilsEqual:
What if the Tomboy hijacks your girlfriend from you completely

Naahh
That ain't even vaguely possible.

Trust me, bro, it ain't.

"yellow sisi" dun finally marry

Wow
This is so nice
Congratulations ...to her

It's never too late for a lady to be married

Though, this assertion most definitely excludes the morally bankrupt, self entitled, feminist, leeches out there

sharpwriter:
Abeg no be wetin we want be dat.... Na women wey dey with big connections wey fit help our lives we want. For example, this immigration recruitment, who fit help make connections wey the job go sure for us
Prik and vjay enjoyment tins dissipates quickly

Na e be say you no be Nairaland "real men"

But on a serious note about what you said sha
You suppose dun know how Naija be nah
If you no get connections a.k.a long leg
Those kinda job slots ain't gonn reach ya
...except if God dey ya side

Na top men dey give out the slots to their friends, relatives and other people wey Dem know

I can't do without my phones.
I'm addicted to yellow pussies.

orohbiro:
My beauty is next to num

the tomboy in the background
gimme her contact

Would like to watch her bedding my sub bi gf

@Kininifoods comes to mind

Some of us here are yet to see some real Bitches in da block as well

As in, Babes who'll open a thread, bragging about the number of popular Nairaland males, with big preek or small preek or fat preek, that they've fvcked with; for fun.

Those are the kinda Babes Nairaland "real men" usually ask for their Aza and then wire free funds to; without anything attached.

Slawormiir, abi you dun see such a Babe...??

Burster55:
Hmmmm... Nothing is too good, nothing is too bad.
Take everything in moderate quantity

Who can pls in God's name, help me with 3k to refill my gas cylinder, cook and eat? I'm frustrated. Pls help me. My two kids are hungry, my wife packed out of the house since I lost my job.
Help us pls

Bros...
You open account Yesterday.
TODAY, you dun begin beg for alms.

As in, una dey use this format cash out 4dis app?

I NEVER go after a friend's girlfriend. NEVER.

ONLY bro code I ever failed?
Na say I screw my right hand man younger sis
...she gimme green lights wey I no gree ignore

Till date, bros no know
Cos I no fit tell am that kind thing sha

Where's the lie in this?

You call those ladies "sugar mummies"

The lady in the black dress looks like a street girl who even needs a sugar daddy in her life fah

"If you dey with her, life go dey more easier and less stressful for her as you will be helping her to offset most, if not all, of her bills"

...don't get it twisted
that's exactly what she meant

A Beautiful lil princess you've got there.
I wish her many more Happy Birthdays

But...
Please, hide these photos from Ned and his colleagues; especially the likes of him here on Nairaland

She get fine bress sha
And her nipples goes well

But her stomach?
Naahh
Not a fan

#TeamFlatTommy

This old_looking cargo.

23yrs old?

joke of the week.

The ONLY advice I have to give to you is on that sim card change which you said you're about to make her do. I ONLY hope you've not mentioned it to her that you've bought her a sim?

If you haven't, then don't inform her just yet.
the day you're ready to give the sim card to her, call her, sit her down, collect her phone from her hands, give her a pen & paper and then ask her to mention the most important contacts in her phone that she'll need to transfer into her new sim as you're about to break her old sim and format her phone before you hand the phone back to her

If you don't do it this way
If you just give her the new sim
Then she'll still retrieve numbers of her ex, past flings, admirers, male crush, etc and still store them on the new sim.

...if she does that, am sure you know as much as I do that the purpose of getting her the new sim has just been defeated.

She's truly doing a good job for her Party.
And she deserves a soothing reward.

She looks so edible.

...will love nothing more than to unclothé her
And treat her like a woman.

One is slow sex while the other is rough sex
...that's how I understand it

dollytino4real:
ikwerre rivers state meka

Wene Badu, Meka

Who talk say na today e resume?

About 3weeks ago when I went to make cash withdrawal of 180k over the counter, I was told I can't withdraw that much amount of cash in a day anymore.

had to rewrite my withdrawal slip for a lower amount.

Person like me, I'll NEVER go after a friend's
girlfriend. If one keeps giving me subtle hints,
I'll always ignore her.
But if one comes onto me strongly as to try to seduce me? I'll screw hell outta her coochie; making sure we both enjoy the sordid act.

And afterwards, I'll start letting my friend know that that girlfriend of his isn't the right girl for him.
But ofcourse, I'll never tell him I screwed his girl.

Kobicove:
I will never understand how a person can enjoy forceful sex!

LMAO

Just dey there dey play o. Dey play.

Guys still dey send t.fare to olosho
in order for olosho to come over ??

Been close to a decade since I stopped
sending t.fare for a hookup session.

Everybody these days (including Babes) dey find who Dem go run street. Na e guy man go wan con dey send t.p money give person wey e nor know?

TBH even if na 1k sef, me no go send.
Instead I'll ask u to borrow 1k 2get 5k in return
...and that's aside the hook-up charge even

dollytino4real:
Pls fam especially those of us into liquid soap making, my friend almost wanted to give me long throat dat i am wasting my 10 litres of liquid soap, my 10 litres i get profit of 1200 because i don't like it to be watering so dat constumers can buy it fast and like my soap. Now she tod me her ten litres gives her 4k to 5k profit she said her ten litres gives her above 40 litres i screamed o! Her soap is mini mini means water water, i want to know if am really wasting my chemical? Happy new year

Gurl, Happy New Year to you too...

That part where you said "mini mini"
made me want to ask you... Where are u from?