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LINSAR:
She knew the man was abusive before marriage.

When we tell them women love abusive men, they'll not want to agree publicly.

An older lady am dating told me just some few weeks back, that she doesn't mind me hitting her occasionally when she does something that angers me; provided I don't hit her face at all.

Can you imagine that?

She craves being manhandled.
E shock me o!

Kwankwoso no wan jus rest

Man's refused to make things too easy
for Athiefkú and Thiefnubú

eliyke:
Billions nw no b anything 4 our policians,u leave 18billion nd adeleke no see am, wen no b needle, adeleke u sef y u contest wen u know say no money to take wrk?beta keep quiet do ur bit.na so buhari complain tire about past govt not knowing say e own go worst

shit cracked me up bad

alphaNomega:
I miss your bìtch too

When it comes to bedroom matters
Babe was always VERY explicit and vocal[b]

We could be cuddling while seeing a movie
And babe would turn, face me, make a face like one who's about to cry and just say those sexy words to me... "I wan fvck"

Other times, we could be watching a movie late into the night and she'll just say, "Babe, please turn off the TV let's go inside"
...I go just code say she wan make we fvck before she sleep. Cos normally if she no want any knacking, in such a situation, she'll just get up n go into the room to sleep.

And, oh, need I add that that bitch is very vocal?
Shit she says always spur me on

Damn!
I miss the way she quakes wen she cums

[b]I miss that bitch

Her kind na e dey pass "knack"
give her male congregants

Therefore, when she starts?
I'll go find and locate her ministry

Whether she go fit still "knack me" in other for some more blessing and success to locate me.

...I have a thing for fair pussies

Rokiatu45:
So no dirty talk for you, just dead silence?

Smh some boring people do exist in this world indeed.

Can’t believe people are having such vanilla sex. To each their own I suppose.

"Dirty talks"
"Vanilla sex"

The exact words of my woman when she describes her likes and dislikes. And na from her wey I con learn say there's a thing called "vanilla sex"

PS: she very much likes the former
and has great dislike for the latter.

All this cooperate olosho wey dey Nollywood
dey hide themselves in the guise of an "Actress"

Imagine the raunchy pictures of herself she's got on SM...if not to attract potential "clients",
what else?

abdulrahmanyaku:
He will soon join APC, he is mingling with them gradually, apologizing to Oshomole back to back for REASONS only known to him.

To pepper Gov. Obaseki
...if for nothing else

Na wa
Na everytime una dey ask dis same question ni

If you can't cope?

ptoall:
I think it is plain in the bible where tithe should be paid, Mal 3:10 God already said it should be brought to His house. Read any translation, they will all tell u the same.

No mind pagans, heathens, atheists and so_called Christians in this Forum wey dey wan always think say Dem wise pass God. Or that they're more selfless and kindhearted than God almighty.

In Malachi 3:10, it is clearly written, "Bring ye your tithes and offerings into my store house, that there may be food in my house".

If anyone feels he or she is so "righteous" and very compassionate, after going to drop their tithe in a reputable church, they should deep their hands into their pockets AGAIN and go give to the poor and the needy.

"Give to Caesar what is Caesar's,
and to God what is God's

See Dem
Most of them be acting like they can't be caught dead using or owning an Infinix mobile phone

Seun
Wen you go fit make am dey possible for Nairaland to even get that feature wey Twitter been get?

i.e
"Posted via Iphone"
"Posted via Android"
"Posted via PC"

Flamemignon1:
Your ignorance is showing man, it's 2022,go work on it and can I also point out the misandry you men continue to throw at yourselves,like do you hate your own body as a man? SMH

Gay_briel ...you've been noticed, Thank You.
Now pls run along like the good lil "dog" u are.

Golan007:
Have you lived in Europe or US ?

If you worked in an office of 30 people in UK, at least 3 would be openly gay.

Only 3?
Out of 30 in an office?

I'm sure I can live with that, bro
I honestly thought it would be worse.

visijo:
I just went to this woman's shop and when she saw me from afar, she started measuring Garri �

God abeg ohh

"...you and Garri"

Golan007:


Okupe.

But, seriously...
Some guy somewhere would feel this guy below is sexy as fvck?

I mean, just what the fvck is fvckin wrong with gay people in their heads?

What the fvck happened to these gorgeous and voluptuous jezebels who roam the streets everywhere?

Candidlady please come help Nkechi Blessing and (help us too) imitate this very picture of hers below

the guy in the background na e own
even make me burst laugh

Bros say na, "Woah, wahala"

CorrectBizWoman:
I'm 27, my husband is 39 and we have 3 kids together. My husband is a very good man and has made this marriage journey very easy for me. It's true what they say that no marriage is perfect. My only problem with him is low libido resulting from putting unnecessary pressure on himself. Every other thing about him is 100%.

He looks at his friends that has hotels, hostels and so on and start comparing them with him. This actually started 3 years ago when our last born was 1. We are doing great financially but he wants more.

Last night, I tried initiating sex again and he began about how he's not in the mood because of money matter again. I just tire. We live in our own house, have a house with tenants, investments here and there, still my husband is not taking things easy.

I doubt he's cheating. I have access to his phone whenever I want. He don't hide it and has no sneaky character. I might be wrong though but I highly doubt that.

Just ordinary gisting with him, I'll be soooo Hot and wet. Even as I'm typing this I'm so in the mood. I think about sex with him all day long. It's crazy.

He's not like this before. Though he's not the sex type but it has gotten so bad. I'm so frustrated with him. I don tire.

I need mature suggestions on how to go about this minus cheating. He's too good to be cheated on.

We could just be friends.
Who could just regularly engage in chitchats
...to keep your mind off sex most of the time
Okay?

What's your location? Btw...

NO busy, hard working and successful man would have all the time in the world to shower affection and attention on his woman.
"Regular Sex" is even the last thing on the minds of busy and successful men.

Know this and make peace with it.
...you just can't have it ALL

Some ppl wan watch LIVE World Cup Matches
on GOtv with 2000 naira subscription

I don't even know how and where retârds manage to come up with such ludicrous figures.

2,000,000 dollars right now in the parallel market is more than 1,000,000,000 naira

Talk about 28,000,000 dollars.
Now, who would pay such an outrageous sum just to blackmail a single "Nigerian". Who?

Marwa is a bit wrong on this one sha
...saying songs influence people? Damn!

You see this song, "sometimes food no dey give man joy, but with Canadian Loud, the feeling is different" ...I can actually put it on repeat for 12hrs while I be doing my shit. But yet

I'm not a smoker n neither does the music
influence me to want to try smoking.
So what d'Bleep is Marwa saying here

Obavoh:
I always put my wife before myself and my life.

Sometimes I get so angry that I shout at her. But when she starts crying , I will go on my knees and beg her. I even go as far as buying her 2 big bottles of KUNU KWAKWA (her favorite drink) just to console her.

If a woman cries and curses you, your life will never been the same.

Women are our mini gods. They are our creators and life bringers here on earth. Respect them and your life will be blessed.


My wife above everything. I love you

This your wife wey keep face like that of a serial cheat na e be your mini god ni

Well done sir

When you maltreat your wife, you have to be willing to watch her and ignore her if she go seeking solace in the arms of a former lover

...especially women with high body counts; marry them at your own peril because three or four of their numerous Exes are always around the corner or one phone call away.

One small issue or prolonged maltreatment at home? And they're off to do what they do best; cheat.

If you don't want to have problem with ur Boss?
Knack that fiancee of his.
Knack her proper proper.
And make sure you knack her better style.

Else...
You might end up losing Home and Away.

It's OK to Date your Ex girlfriend's friend ONLY
if the intent is to get back at your Ex

But if you harbor no such intentions?
Then you should NEVER Date your Ex's friend.

Munzy14:
A case of trouble the sleep, inyanga go wake am..

No be lie sha

Bluntguy:
My married ex requested for a phone the moment we chatted for the first time after two years. It's been another two years I have not taken her calls.

My ex back in Uni days, we haven't spoken to each other since her birthday in May, when I had to credit her account with 28k cos she turned 28
Some couple of weeks ago I just decided to say "hi" to her and ask her how's life and how she's doing at her PPA and if they're being treated well by the State Govt over there

& that's how I regretted reaching out to her...

Babe went on and on saying some BS about how things are tough everywhere, no money no food stuff no this no that, blah blah blah
And that as she's chatting with me rn she's at a Bayelsa park trying to go back to her base in Benin for the weekend, but that her t.fare isn't even complete. I should please try and send just 1k to her account so she'll withdraw it quickly and use it to add to what she has in hand and get home
as soon as she asked if I still have her account details, that's when I stopped replying her

I mean, the thing vex me cos
I thought...can't a guy and a girl just have a long, normal conversation without money request getting into the equation?

Don't get me wrong, 1k is nothing.
And she sef knows I can't send her just 1k.
But then, my annoyance was...if I hadn't decided to chat her up at that point in time, would she not have been able to get home still?

the matter been vex me dat day o, I no go lie

molydonhenry:
I'm sure you will enjoy your wife getting dicked by another man

I'll mind; but ONLY when she gets caught

Dicking somebody's wife

Moral lesson of the story?

"for bedroom matters,
Dem no dey pamper woman".

..ALWAYS hit that pussy like you're angry with it.
Room 306.

And they're the ONLY tribe that will ALWAYS come out and cry foul, saying...
"Nigeria hates them"

Whereas, they don't even love themselves.

Tufia_kwa