₦airaland Forum

Zimri:
... DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU

A group of hyenas harassing or attacking one or two lions
...that's one of the many documentaries I enjoy seeing in Nat Geo Wild

I wonder if we'll be able to be seeing our current amiable President, Bubu, going on peace keeping missions or similar missions, from 2024

SAMBARRY:
Dude is 30?


He still looks like a teenager or someone in his early 20s

Anyway I don't believe this guy is 30.nigerian musicians are known to be pathological liars..he should be somewhere around 20-23 max! That's if he's not a teenager

Yes I understand that there are some men with small/short stature or baby face but their character, idiosyncrasies and attitudes will reveal they're adults or in their 30 but this guy's dressing, character,innate tendencies and everything about him looks like a teenager.


The other day Burna boy was saying he's 29
So does it now mean Wizkid is older than Burna.


The Burna I'm seeing will be in his late 30s and early 40s like 40-42.

Small time now Olamide will say he's celebrating his 17th birthday.

Wizkid is just one out of the few Celebrities who tells us their REAL age.

Imagine Burna Boy saying he's 29

MrSensor:
At least he is celebrating his CORRECT AGE. Some celebrities celebrate 25 years old each year.

Burna Boy own na e dey always shock me

Cum again...
Repentant WHAT

Queenserah26:
Congratulations dear, mine is on the way!

Hopefully, you do know how to receive a 12inch gbola via monkey style; like she does

all these girls wey dey wan use t0t0 as ticket to go find greener pastures.
when things go WORSE than the way they planned, Dem go come online begin tag male foreigners as devil's incarnates



"t0t0 is tired"

...how else can t0t0 say it

Like some dude on this platform once said...

"We are doing these Women a huge favor by opting to pick one and settle down with"
....and they know this for a fact


With that as a fact, why won't this one dance

"knowledge is to be passed down and PRESERVED at all cost".

Auxtin85:
So dem dey fit track WhatsApp?

Legally, all the FBI needed was to get a warrant from a Judge and take it to Mark and, Voila, Zuckerberg allowed them take as many peeks as they wanted, on Woodberry's WhatsApp

And, just so you know, there are other illegal ways of keeping in touch with someone else's Whatsapp

Sometime in my 300lvl

During one of our exams, a friend passed me an expo (a.k.a chukuli) for me to make use of.
While I was deeply engrossed with writing from the stuff that was given to me, little did I know that an external invigilator had walked in and was scanning the hall.
The idiot sitting next to me who was supposed to be my look out, was infact very busy copying my work.

The external invigilator spotted me and asked me to come out with what I was holding. There was no way to hide it again cos it was too late.

Worst part of the scenario was that a 400lvl student whom I had asked out about two weeks before, was actually in the hall writing the course with us as a carryover.

As I was asked to step out with my question paper, my answer booklet and my chukuli, I took a glance at her from the corner of my eye n babe was just looking at me with a hint of disappointment n pity.

I almost fainted in that Hall that day.
It was like the ground should just open up and swallow me.

And honestly, I could have killed that man who caught me and dished me that embarrassment ...if I had a gun right there n then


Lol

OP

I thought there was a fine line between "defiling someone" and 'molesting someone'

How possible is it for a man who's impotent to actually "defile" someone

Yes, this is very true.

I've had a first-hand experience of it one time when I tried making cash withdrawal using a Fidelity Bank ATM, with my nose mask On.

NextGovernor:
Ambrose Alli University Renovation
Civil Service Complex
Link road between Edo and Delta
Ogbemudia Stadium (Night tournaments go on here)


He isn't making noise doesn't mean he isn't working. Those who aren't in Edo will just be making noise that he should upload his 4 years achievement. Politics is local. We in Edo know he is working. Those shouting show pictures are not from Edo.

Go and face your state and leave Edo State.

Thank you very much for this.
You're on point.

...this is just about the same thing I try to tell some nonentities who are not in Rivers State but tend to always say rubbish on each and every post that has to do with Gov. Wike and Rivers State.

Wetin con concern me for inside diswan

After all, I no first get any plans of leaving Nigeria to go find work for UAE

Next please.

OP

In other words, what you're saying is...there's no need to ever panic, run nor be scared when one comes across an Anaconda in a Bush, abi ?

In as much as am beginning to perceive this woman as the next Deziani, I still gotta say, she's an MILF

Grateful02:
You eh, Why you come break my ribs

uthlaw:
hope say you chop 4times b4 morning!

4times b4 she left?
Sure

OP

since you failed to mention very reasonable two or three side effects of being addicted to pornography, I don't think you've succeeded in passing a meaningful message here.

Ppl wey dey dey carry Hushpuppi matter for head like Gala these days

...una well done o
...I hope say una market dey sell wella

salbis:
Dis guy hustle better pass Hushpuppi own.

Are you kidney me

#90,000,000 just for a wristwatch

Nice sha
...although Wizkid has one worth #400,000,000

Alright

set awon 'space bookers'

Even before I clicked on the link,
I thought the culprit must be from the yEAST

Behold...I clicked and I wasn't disappointed


I wonder y they're synonymous with shit like this
.....always maltreating their maids

Is it not the same deadly disease on pigs that Chinese scientist discovered and spoke about barely two weeks ago?

How on Earth did it get to Eastern Nigeria so quick

kizwid:
bad man... lolx. do mai konji no harm you oo, you no even reason if she be spirit... lol..
but i gbadu dah your nigga and level you handle the matter, i dare not try things like with ma homie here.

...reason if she be spirit?
as in, ppl dey actually pick up spirits?
For real?
Well, if say she na spirit, she for harm my guy before I come house ni ...but as she no harm him, I guess I knew I was safe

How else I for handle the matter nah?
Begin vex for or quarrel with my guy?
No naa. Lol
Anyhow sha, wen I called him, I first let am know say the Girl na that kind girl. So as he try e luck and e enter for am, e no just vex me at all. And nor be dat kind girl matter go con dey make me dey beef my guy ni

And u said u can't try things like that with ur homies over there?
Gist me naa
Why do u say so

kelvinrhs:
You forgot to mention the part where you chop her too

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...felt that part wasn't really necessary; as it wouldn't have related to the topic at hand

Openbusiness2:
They have come oh . The "You didn't investigate the source of my poverty but want to investigate the source of my wealth" gang


Feel pity for a fraudster Assuming you have $3.5m in your account that you worked very hard all your life to achieve but one fateful morning, you wake up and all the money is gone and maybe only $120 left out of $3.5m, will you still say this rubbish that you feel pity for a fraudster? !

Ogbeni, it's highly understandable that you're severely pained over the fact that Hush defrauded so many people and amassed wealth to himself, to the detriment of others.
The anger you're feeling, is in order.

But please, don't go about saying what you don't know; with that your illustration of $3.5m this and $120 that.

If na so Niggarrrs take dey lift thousands and millions of dollars from ppl account, you no know say Dem for dey track n find Dem boys every day by day?


Let's leave Hushpuppi alone, please.
No need kicking a man who's already down.

kizwid:
how far, you chop too?

LMAO
Na wa for you o
Dawan sef na question

The whole thing started on a Friday evening
She left my place on Sunday evening.

XXLMANDIGO:
This Doctor lives in the West yet openly admitted that he actually had intercourse with her when she was drunk. That's a bait he should first try to wriggle himself out from. I am not supporting the lady but a drunk person can almost not give true consent in a sexual encounter.

Dude, they were "both" drunk at the time.