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Romance › Re: Dating A Military Personnel: My Experience. by Sniper101(m): 11:05pm On Sep 11, 2020
Poorly written piece of shit.


Next please...
Crime › Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Sniper101(m):
that of number 3 recently happened to someone I know (just last weekend)

Reason: he was driving a tinted vehicle that has covered plate number.
And he neglected driving out with the Police escort they usually go along with whenever that very vehicle is on the move.

...that night, strength and appetite to go buy and chop barbeque no con dey he body again after they settled with Police at the station grin
Romance › Re: Bride Abandons Groom On Wedding Day, Flees From Church (Video) by Sniper101(m): 7:54pm On Sep 09, 2020
sapphiere:
Most women would rather die single than marry most Nigerian men.
...and vice versa grin
Celebrities › Re: 'You Need A Wife Like My Own' - Burna Boy Showers Praises On Stefflon Don by Sniper101(m): 7:38pm On Sep 09, 2020
womenareapes:
hence the world "vagina people"
grin
Travel › Re: Types Of People You Meet In A Transit Bus(pics) by Sniper101(m): 7:37pm On Sep 09, 2020
bolagabriella:
Lol cheesy
You made my day.
I really smiled. Thanks for that.
*smiles

You're welcome!
Politics › Re: Orji Kalu: I Can Bring Nnamdi Kanu Back To Nigeria, Convince Him To End Biafra by Sniper101(m): 10:31pm On Sep 08, 2020
Do that
And u still won't be Nigeria's next President
You thief

Nexxxt...

Confirmedzombie:
this is the only igbo man I respect. The only trust worthy igbo man.

A man who built Abia state to greatness that today Abia is the African China.

I am optimistic this man will be our next president.

I can beat my chest for this.
Sarcasm.
Right?
If not...

Celebrities › Re: 'You Need A Wife Like My Own' - Burna Boy Showers Praises On Stefflon Don by Sniper101(m): 10:12pm On Sep 08, 2020
Amongst others, this right here is just one of the reasons why these ladies are way better than the Nigerian women.

A Nigerian woman will hardly get a gift, that is worth showing off, for her man sad

Have we ever read or seen that Chef Chi bought Davido a gift at any particular point in time? Or that Shola got Wizkid something that is worth mentioning?

Most Nigerian women are just leeches jare angry

KelvinCoaster:
Damini Ogulu...this sounds like an Ogoni name!

Is Burna an Ogoni man?
Ahoada man
Phones › Re: Live Unveiling Of The TECNO CAMON 16 Series (Watch Live) by Sniper101(m): 9:26pm On Sep 08, 2020
Ppl dey reason how to acquire the new iPhone 12 grin
Techno at the same time con get mind decide to push out their own shitty Camon 16 cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Framed Photo Of Hushpuppi Sold In Lagos Traffic For N30,000 (Video) by Sniper101(m): 6:48pm On Sep 08, 2020
I'll gladly hang that in my porch, living room AND dining room than hang a portrait of Buhari in my restroom
Nairaland General › Re: Passengers Of 18-Seater Bus ‘Burnt Beyond Recognition’ In Anambra Road Accident by Sniper101(m): 1:33pm On Sep 08, 2020
Onwa December sad

...if you know you know
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by Sniper101(m): 1:00pm On Sep 08, 2020
cyberghost23:
Daddy freeze dey fear lmao....
U know use your dingat, nitwit and other english curse words for am lmao..
Fist time freeze humble n freeze..
grin
Ah swear, fear grip freeze
He no just throw jibes at Ibiyeomie at all

...the part where David Ibeyeomie mention say if Freeze try nonsense he'll follow him spiritually AND LEGALLY to see how much Freeze have to spend for Libel Suits grin ...that part really sink into Freeze head cheesy
Travel › Re: Types Of People You Meet In A Transit Bus(pics) by Sniper101(m): 12:28pm On Sep 08, 2020
bolagabriella:
I don't feel i belong to any of this categories. I'm an introvert so i don't talk or try to mingle in the bus but i don't plug in my earpiece either. I don't listen to music or watch movies or chat. I don't go near my phone during any journey cos it makes me nauseous. I hardly sleep when travelling. I don't eat or drink when travelling cos my bowel is very sensitive. I don't urinate or poo when travelling cos I'm careful about my fluid intake a day before the journey. I don't take any sort of stroll unless to get down to allow another passenger alight then i go back in immediately. I don't receive calls at all...i specifically ban my family from calling me when I'm on a journey and my friends know better than to pester me with calls.
I don't like front seat but i go early to the park just for the window seat so i can control the window (cos too much breeze freezes me up). I dress in a way to keep off cold cos i do get cold easily. Most time when i wake up as early as 6am, i feel cold. Normally i hate taking pics not to talk of taking pics in a public transport.

Which category do i belong to?
You so belong to the category of my introvert GF grin
Travel › Re: Which Country Can One Travel To With N2.5 Million? by Sniper101(m):
Bros, if na so ppl take dey travel overseas with a meagre sum of 2.5miller, me for dun drop lappy travel enter Australia even before Corona reared it's ugly head by early February o

My advice to you is: do more of what you did to make that money and make more money, before you can then think or plan on leaving Nigeria.
Or...you could just stay back in Nigeria, look for something reasonably lucrative and invest your 2.5million naira on.

Best of Luck!
Politics › Re: Desmond Elliot Campaigns For Ize-Iyamu In Edo (Photos) by Sniper101(m): 9:26pm On Sep 06, 2020
No blame am.
Na he own pocket na e he dey find.

...not that he isn't aware of the glaring fact that Iyamu is a wrong choice for the good people of Edo state.
Food › Re: What Is The Funniest/Most Terrible Combination Of Foods You Have Ever Taken? by Sniper101(m): 5:03pm On Sep 06, 2020
Sirmwill:
Its like you have not seen Bricklayers worshipping bread and beans combo cheesy
The way they will compress beans inside bread to form pizza will shock you
Bread and Beans burrito cheesy
Bricklayers you say?
I thought their best combo was Bread & Pepsi
Education › Re: What Took You To The Principal's Office In Secondary School? by Sniper101(m): 12:39am On Sep 06, 2020
One certain time, although I can't remember what transpired, a classmate reported me to the principal cos I slapped her.

Another time, a classmate almost reported me to the principal cos I tapped her ass grin
Food › Re: What Is The Funniest/Most Terrible Combination Of Foods You Have Ever Taken? by Sniper101(m): 12:26am On Sep 06, 2020
Mine is...
Indomie, Bread & Tea grin


PS: I dey always wonder how ppl take dey eat beans and bread sha undecided
Crime › Re: MC Real Abah Poisoned To Death By Friend In Abuja (Disturbing Pix) by Sniper101(m): 5:02pm On Sep 05, 2020
"Fast Rising Star" you say?
I wonder why I've never heard of him undecided


Anyways, may he Rest In Peace!
Crime › Re: Man Attempts To Cut Off Woman's Breast For Ritual In Anambra (Graphic Photo) by Sniper101(m): 11:59pm On Sep 03, 2020
squash47:
On d other hand, D woman brezz big sha.
you saw what I noticed shocked
...you're a realll niggarrr grin grin grin


{the brezz was so big that that fake nigga thought of cutting it to a normal size} cheesy
Fashion › Re: Nigerian Man Harasses Nigerian Lady For Wearing A Short Dress Abroad by Sniper101(m): 10:06pm On Sep 03, 2020
Hanty dey find Oyibo customer grin

...na Nigerian man con come her way instead cheesy
Crime › Re: “Kill Me Rather Than Destroy My Cannabis Farm" - Suspect Tells NDLEA In Kogi by Sniper101(m): 1:07am On Sep 03, 2020
The day these fvckers(NDLEA) flagged me down at Bayelsa (on my way to Port Harcourt...from Ekpoma) and discovered a tie of weed in my glove box ...that day, I was actually glad that Nigeria is indeed a corrupt Nation grin
Phones › Re: Blackberry Phones Are Coming Back In 2021, With 5G And Physical Keyboard by Sniper101(m): 8:49pm On Aug 31, 2020
Now I just remembered that year (2012) when I had to buy BB Curve 2 (48k) simply cos I felt pained one certain time when I approached a girl, and after making small talks I asked for her phone number. only for her to say that she only gives out her BB pin and not her phone number

...talk about an 'indirect' insult grin
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh To Bobrisky: You Are Growing Into The Man God Destined For You by Sniper101(m): 8:28pm On Aug 31, 2020
...growing into the "MAN" cheesy

I smell mockery grin
Romance › Re: Can Someone Explain The Feeling Of Disgust, Remorse And Disdain After Sex.? by Sniper101(m): 10:44pm On Aug 30, 2020
You get these feelings only when after the deed is done, you then begin to realize that the pvssy was wack, smelly n shit angry
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu: 'Like Jesus, I Am Tempted To Back Out Of Biafra Struggle' by Sniper101(m):
One of the reasons why I dislike this deity of Biafrans a.k.a Nnamdi Coward...
...he's always equating himself with Christ and presenting himself as a god


IamWonderful:
Don't bark out our Igbo lord and savior
Bros, you still remember the shortest verse in the Bible. Yeah?
I'm beginning to have a rethink that it must have happened as a result of this your Post.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Someone You Met On Social Media? by Sniper101(m): 12:10am On Aug 28, 2020
OP
Diswan sef na question?

What else do ppl do on social media these days if not meet up, get down and (maybe) end up Dating.

Anyways, I've dated a few ladies I met via social media; especially back in those days (years ago) when 2go was a "thing" cheesy


Currently though, "some" of the females am on a relationship with, I met them via 2go about 5 to 6yrs ago grin

I've dated some very pretty ladies I met on Instagram, but none from Facebook angry
.....maybe cos my Facebook is broken sad
Business › Re: Jeff Bezos Becomes The First Person Ever Worth $200 Billion by Sniper101(m): 11:33pm On Aug 27, 2020
Ajibel:
I did the same thing when I saw the thread title shocked shocked
It's quite hilarious how most of y'all keep thinking the dude is actually 200 billion dollars rich 'in cash'
Politics › Re: Chisom Promise Dike Rejects Wike’s SUV Gift, Asks Governor To Repair Roads by Sniper101(m): 12:25am On Aug 27, 2020
garfield1:
You sound pained.wike is a failure.apc needs hon promise,his constituency is apc dominated
Oh
That constituency is an APC stronghold?
And you're still wondering why Wike has abandoned them grin

Welcome to Naija politics cheesy
Romance › Re: A Girl Spent The Night At His Place And I'm Feeling So Bad About It. by Sniper101(m): 11:33pm On Aug 25, 2020
After getting the call to come over, Aunty hurriedly dusted her kpekus and cleaned out the cobwebs that has been on it and in it...in anticipation of going over to receive the D!ck grin

NOW, Aunty is pained that someone else would be receiving the D!ck instead of her cheesy
Business › Re: Biggest Amount Of Money You Have Ever Lost In Life And Lessons Learnt From It by Sniper101(m): 12:42am On Aug 25, 2020
Highest amount of money I ever lost?
Four thousand five hundred Canadian dollars

Lesson learnt?
'never' trust anyone.
Romance › Re: 7 Most Important Bro Code Every Guy Should Never Break! by Sniper101(m): 11:47pm On Aug 23, 2020
Damn!

This means
I most recently broke code number 5 angry
Events › Re: Please Help!! Can 500K Be Enough To Plan A Wedding? by Sniper101(m): 11:07pm On Aug 23, 2020
LMAO

I gotta say that am shocked that people are saying 500k is enough to run a wedding

And some females on here are actually saying it's too much?

ROTFL

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