₦airaland Forum

Adisawasiu083:
Abi na u touch d girl breast? then hot slap follow

Bros, you dun see for where "gays" dey touch woman breast? Lol

Exactly the kinda condition/treatment most females deserve
...for choosing to be a pest in every relationship they find themselves in

She wanted people's "attention"
She got someone's attention

Osinbanjo for President
Amaechi for Vice

Or

Amaechi for President
El rufai for Vice

Anything other than this, APC and those other guys should go screw themselves
...especially Tinubu & Kalu de tif

Mtcheew
as if you ever asked us if you should have sex with your albino girlfriend

Next please...

My thoughts exactly...
Wives ought to learn to be "respectful"

the worst thing to happen to a country na
"See Finish"

...dis na wetin "See Finish" dey cause

I'll set at least 200k and ask for a meeting with her ...to take an exclusive and unhindered look at those titties of hers, as soon as she leaves The House

My own area...
NTA road, Port Harcourt. Rivers State.
Light: 6hrs per day. Some days, it's even less.

The funny part of it is that a few blocks from where I stay, the area can boast of 20hrs power supply daily; federal light.
But the cost of rent in the area is alarming.

Self-contain apartment cost 280k there.
So, imagine what flats would cost.

OP
Where are you even calling "Aso Villa"

It's either Aso Rock or Presidential Villa.
Capiche?

StrongandMighty:
what I see on nairaland comment section this days proves that the youths have no future..

they'd rather use their time engaging on baseless arguments that has no relevance outside nairaland..

You're on nairaland shouting edo no be Lagos or edo no be Abia yet you've nothing meaningful to do with your life.
your life is just as miserable as anything. Those cashing out big time on this whole issue have no time ranting on nairaland. But look at you, a lowlife that the inadequacies of this useless good for nothing government is directly hitting on is here on nairaland wasting your data, engaging in a useless argument to prove a point that will add no value to your already miserable life...
it's a big shame!!
no matter how you drag afonja into a matter that has nothing to do with them or you drag ipob into something that they knew nothing about, it doesn't change the fact that Nigeria is collectively a mess and your ranting only ends here on nairaland..

Ogbeni, the simple fact that you had all the time in the world to sit, compose and post this long epistle here, it means one thing and one thing ONLY...

"you are just as miserable as those you call miserable"

Oh
She finally accepted.
After all the drama?

Except the both of them planned it.
If not? that guy should be tagged as the greatest slowpoke of all times; if he goes ahead to wed such a lady who's obviously "not ready" to quit living a promiscuous lifestyle

kolaaderin:
You better thank Buhari for this fit. Lagos is happy to have this happening, Apapa can breath again from disastrous congestion caused by years of negligence of PDP and their silly supporters.

While giving "thanks" to Buhari, never forget that Buhari would never bother to stretch an arm of kindness to the South south had it been a notable figure from the South south, a political juggernaut of the South south and an illustrious son of the South wasn't seated at his side whispering things to him

So "we" will rather thank...
...Rt. Hon. Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi

Arrewa:
bigot shut up!! Must you politise everything?? How safe is your region that people are being killed on daily basis because of hectare of land.

The way you people twist every security problem in the north to suit your pre-existing beliefs is shocking.

Are gunmen not killing and kidnapping people in rivers?? Are people not being killed over land disputes in Anambra?? What of the ongoing killings in ebonyi state??

You people will never post such News on Nairaland... But will rush to post every single killing in the north.

Even if someone manage to post about the killing going on in the south east... It will not hit the front page.

I can share more than 20 threads of killings in the south east that never hit the front page.

Even if an ant get killed in the north... Una must post am and the modes must surely move it to the front page cos na that kind news dey sweet una!

Arrewa Aboki is in sifia pains

OP
Mind yourself and Mind your business

no go talk something wey go break the guy heart to the point wey he go vex carry a semi-automatic gun come your hospital con shoot you and other Africans there o

bbbabes:
It can't be anything other than GNLD

LEARNING a new skill is the koko abeg.
Check https://sanya.disha.page to see the plenty skills you can learn with your phone

Those annoying fvckers

...(naked ppl telling ppl how they'll give y'all clothes after a while; if you stick with them and do what they do)...

Igbo Amaka


.....Baba dey vex say the woman came from far away to steal the little offerings he got

Nice!

If this is less expensive than 2019 land cruiser Prado, then am sure most people will begin to opt for this

A wise Igbo man once said...
"Only riffraff and nonentities clamor for the secession of the South East and the actualization of Biafra".

purples25:
Yeah i admit.

You're beautiful the way you are

(but some of us adore light-skin girls though)

ONE...of the many reasons why I must collect a light blue Lexus RX 330 on or before November...this year

cezarman:
Oga calm down... her comment wasn't all that savage jare!

MrCo¢k don hijack the thread

The Guy use The Babe dey catch cruise
but The Babe no understand the concept

purples25:
Yes o

so annoying.

It's only annoying to you cos you're a "Brown-Skin-Girl"

pocohantas:
I didn’t know them till yesterday. I watched their skits and I am still confused sha. I don’t really understand what they are on about. I didn’t find it funny, but I can’t say I was so triggered by it.

In case you are lost and you don’t know them, you can find them HERE.

Thanks for this
...now we know better

ERockson:
Sorry for you if you think this country is going to be well. Hustle for your head. Nigeria was not structured to be well and our leaders knew this

Hmmm
I'm really sorry for you too.

Chai

And I mistakenly did skin to skin with a stray I picked up in a Bar just yesterday

Damn!

ERockson:
It is only presidency from the south that can really restructure the country, Whether Osinbajo, Tinubu, Nnmadi Kanu, Kalu etc. They are good to go

With the three last names you mentioned, it's very obvious you don't really mean well for your own country.

And it's pathetic.

candidbabe:
The rich marries the rich


This life no just balance

This life balance.
na YOU wey no stand well

Hushpuppi is out
...I just saw a short clip of it

I love the woman's eyes

But that of the kids?
especially that of the dark skin one
mehhhhnnnnn...it's fvcking scary

paulolee:
1.. i invited a church member jus last month and was having a nice time with her after church when my mum gave me a surprised visit, she jus open my door without knocking and saw bea ontop riding me, me and bea just look with surprise and my mum jus close d door and went back home,
was surprised wen she said we should continue but my stick don already drop due to the shock, watin pain me be say she for just try delay for the next 2mins because i was jus about to cum b4 she burst us....mum still never pick my call till now.
2..de toast ome fine bea after church and she was jus smiling not until we got to the church gate and i saw a white range stopped for her to get in, and the useless bross said "instead of you to serious wait and pray after church service make your life get head, na woman wey big pass you naim you come church dey pursue" shame wan kill me dt day..

1...na one room apartment u dey stay ni

2...na real matters that bros tell u so

Women!

As a man...
You travel far go make money to bring back home, na problem

You stay house with her without going out to do much, na still problem

...that specie called "women" get problem o