₦airaland Forum

Baba you guys have not been doing a very good job when it comes to tackling terrorism and other forms of criminality.

Just give us the names of those unscrupulous Nigerians who are sponsoring terrorism in Nigeria, and we'll take it up from there

victorian:
Can you imagine? You are even worse than the gf.


Saying it with so much pride and joy in stabbing another guy who's kind and courteous to u. A main bf who fed u well, u still went round to Bleep his babe in his own house! If person no fear u? Make fear, fear the person!

Why are guys like this?

What do u derive in pretending and sharing another man's babe right under his nose?

Who do u like this?

You mean you actually believe the BS that lying piece of shit posted

emmnprince:
An experienced lady in the game can introduce her boyfriend to her other boyfriend by saying: "My love meet my boo." And the two nincompoops will now shake hands with stinking gestures and say: "Baba how far na?" (I witnessed this).


My own personal experience: The day I visited one of my babes at AAU, Ekpoma, she introduced me to her school boyfriend saying: Onos, meet my brother!" Immediately she said it, NEPA just take the light! (Me her brother!) Assuming light dey, the guy for see the expression on my face and know say na BIG lie she just drop!

The mumu guy stretched his web-like left hand for a handshake. Well as an understanding guy, I accepted his handshake with the normal exchange of "how far guy" pleasantry.

After her school boyfriend left, she became restless and unsettled. Me wey I no send her in the first place.

Long story short: she fried correct eggs wey I use Irebor bread chop and we do the normal thing and life goes on. No fighting! No drama! No arguments!

P.S. We still be friends today, but operating on a brother-sister level. After all we hail from Delta and speak the same dialect!


My question is: Are we truly brother and sister?

Na so one of my Dept. mate like that, in AAU, visit me and one thing led to the other we see ourselves inside bed

I was digging the puna very hard n fast when suddenly her phone rang.
It was her boyfriend who's in Benin that was calling her so she tapped me to slowdown on the digging as she picked the call.

Can you imagine that she was talking to a supposed boyfriend while another guy's preek was going in n out of her at the same moment

Na wa for some females o

Mokason28:
I Dated a girl a student at Bingham university one day my Neighbor came around saw the girl (plateau girl) and asked if he could make a move on the girl... I said yes I gave him exactly 3mins interval to get the girls number and any information he needed next thing I saw when I snuck back in my own house ooo my Neighbour was already banging the girl in my sitting room
Fast forward to few weeks later the girl was begging me to please help her with 3k that she is stranded only for me to find out lerra that the girl invited my neighbor to a hotel and needed my money to flex my neighbor
I fear who no fear woman

This story of yours have made me wanna share one particular one of mine


Rewind to about 6 to 7yrs ago when I was working in MTN back when recharge cards aren't something you can easily get from every shop at every corner of the street.

A babe alighted from a motorcycle in front of our Office to get recharge card to make a call but asked to power her phone a bit so she can recharge her phone n make her call.
...judging from the big bag she was carrying, I figured she came from far away to visit someone.
Getting to about 45minutes since she charged her phone, the babe was still seated by the entrance our office n not making plans to leave. I got concerned cos it was gradually getting dark.

As a sharp guy, my mind just tell me to make a move, say diswan fit easy for me to carry go house las las (TGIF)
So, I approached her n asked her if there's something I could help her with cos I noticed she's been moody.
She told me she's stranded cos she came to visit a guy but now the guy's number was not reachable n she doesn't have any place to stay the night cos she doesn't know anyone around.

To cut the long story short, I quickly called my guy to come take my key n take the Babe to my house n keep her company or occupied until i close from work.

My guy came n took her to my place o
But lo and behold
By the time I reach my house, na wrapper na e the girl tie o

Before my guy left, he whisper to me say he dun chop the Babe twice before I come house so ...say make me try chop my own too o ...lol




Women! Make una fear Dem o

Goldencheese:
No bro, I am not campaigning for any of them politicians. I am neither APC nor PDP but a patriotic Nigerian like you who wants good governance for our country.

Better o

Nigeria Must Be Great AGAIN!

Come 2023, Tinubu will be a very wrong choice of candidate for the APC, likewise Atiku for the PDP

Goldencheese:
Although Tinubu is up against a formidable opposition, he is also a master at the game. He may survive it. Albeit, we need a competent, well-educated, detribalised and courageous Nigerian to lead Nigeria away from the empty political promises syndrome and rot created by this government.

Buhari disappointed Nigerians big time.

Honestly, it would be a shame if you're indirectly campaigning for Tinubu here

Discombulator:
Man wey sabi,we plenty on Dat boat, but everywhere good now

Nice!
Everything's Soft.

lefulefu:
why is she regreting? if she was too social she wouldnt have made the good grade she made nau.As for me i dont regret being not too social when i was in school cos in a place like ekpoma everywhere is flying with dangerous cultist.u could be attending one party and the two guys will be having arguement and the next thing guns and matchetes will be flying.i remember the story of a girl who was doing her youth service in ilorin and came to ekpoma to celebrate her boyfriend who graduated as a doctor and in the party two cult guys got into an arguement and it lead to an armed confrontation and the poor girl got hit by a stray bullet and died.i did attend some few celebrations but i was not a party freak.

AAU no be beans!

Actually, when I think about it, my only regret is the mere fact that I didn't start doing my "soft work" right from year one


If you know, you know.

For more than two months now na 143naira per litre na e we dey buy am for here.

So, with regards to what they're talking about? I can't even relate.



Next please!

The unscrupulous individuals that make up the National Assembly have never had Nigeria or Nigerians at heart

Good move.

"OSINBANJO FOR PRESIDENT
AMAECHI FOR VICE PRESIDENT"




Let them mine it all
When they're done
I'll employ the services of The Professor
.....and the rest will be History

OP

Am still waiting to see the aerial view pictures of the "38 islands"

Hunchogee:
The don't sir, Akwa Ibom is generally peaceful sir

Akwa Ibom?
Peaceful??

Ok.

Kriss216:
So, this Grandma I'm seeing is 24 years

They should be charged with first class murder!

e shocked me too

ChemicalReaction:
Dear Governor Wike, can you now do us a favour by working on Choba road?

That particular road is a death trap.

That road is a Federal road.

YoU no hear say FG say Dem no go refund money again to any state wey decide to go work on Federal roads again?

You ought to call on PMB this time
...not Wike

OP have gone bananas

Abohboy:
If you read anything about the Nigeria economic sustainability plan you would know that they want to power over 25 million homes by solar energy by 2023 or 2024 which is almost 5000MW of power, and there is a point in this project because it provides more inter connectivity between all african couturiers which is what we are trying to achieve, and finally 2500MW is not enough to power the whole of north west kaduna alone needs 961MW to power it and that is with 70% connectivity if everyone in Nigeria’s as connected to the grid we would need about 160 000-200 000MW of power depending on consumption.

By your calculations or by what you said they said, the project would be completed by the year 2023 or 2024. Right?
How feasible is this notion when power must have changed hands by 2023/2024

Anuoluwa1234:
Lol... Thanks dear, you are a product of what u see, check my profile, and see raw brain

I checked
But I didn't see shit

Was it hiding?

Actually, I think he was meaning to say...

"10 APC governors are set to decamp to the PDP because they've seen how unstable the APC has become"

tfash96:
because you're a Bleep boy.. God will have mercy on you

...far from it
It's cos I like her. She loves me
And the last time I checked
Marriage is supposed to be embarked on, based on mutual feelings

Or has the status quo changed ni

Slynation:
Her mind is to marry you asap... Or perhaps pin you down with pregnancy (don't tell her I said so)

Thanks for the info
...i won't tell her you said so
Lol

tfash96:
Nothing was on her mind more than she's serious with you and if you guys are so compatible she wants wedding and marriage with you

I thought so

...2bad her plans ain't in sync with mine

tfash96:
Do not play with fire.. You better do so you'll know once and for all if you're indeed in OR out thinking you're in

Lol. This just reminded me that one of my gf asked me "The Genotype" question about two months ago.

I wonder what was on her mind.
Ha ha

Why worry to get married when one could still get almost everything, of what the married ones are getting, while one isn't married?

Fvck it!!!
Even the married ones most times wish they never married.

Nope.

Cos I've never gotten to the point in a relationship where the discussion about "genotype" would come up

See me See person wey buy Venza
.....cheap wig vs awful dressing

If this buying of Venza is not "audio"
Then, it's obvious a "benefactor" gifted her the car.

Las las the kpekus have been put to use

You feel pity for the guy but yet you're still chopping his wife to-be

Bros, 4get dat sorry feelin u tink u're feelin
Truth be say, you no get conscience
So just dey chop her dey go
...na free food

Ogbeni, forget diswan wey u dey talk

Evening visit na e sure pass, cos no sex is as spectacular as that sex one engages in between 10pm n 12am OR 5am n 7am

WHY will a lady wish to spend a night with you and you'll ask her to go home instead, cos you're afraid she might drop dead at night
Are you a wizard?