₦airaland Forum

I saw 'Olayemi' the other day.

It would seem her tits is way bigger & far more attractive than that of this Aunty right here...

OP please PING me when you've opened a thread for... "What causes offensive odour from the female genitals"

...that's one topic I'll be very much interested in reading.

ZombieTAMER:
This current structure can't better the lives of the masses except crooks masquerading as politicians...

Nigerian senators earn more than their United States counterparts but the youths will rather protest against bobrisky..

Intellectuals are gathered here to trash out a very sensitive matter, and you, you just had to come in to try bringing that inconsequential element into the mix.

W H Y

modik:
STFU

SE and SS ARE SAME.

WHY DON'T YOU RECOGNISE NORTH NORTH?

ARE U A LEARNER?

My guy, you're on your own oh

South East & South South are not the same
And they can't be the same

...carry your Biafra things dey go front
The South South ain't part of ur Biafra

ProudDick:
Yet an Igbo man was used to remove onoghen.

Keep fooling yourself. By 2023 you will know the south south is different from the south east.

You dey mind that guy?
The guy no know where dey pain am.

...ABA made Gucci swimsuit

{the color of the "Gucci" brand that I know of, is not Orange color}

doctore212:
Ifeoma my neighbor just walked into my flat with only pants and bra this cold night gisting me about Tachas disqualification.

Now she says she is so tired and can't get back to her room.

And I have not bleaped since October last year.

Am just tempted.

Lie Lai Mohammed

Is that you?

Itel sef na phone?
Mtcheew

My people...make una hustle o...legit hustle

So una go fit join buy iPhone 11 n then begin make noise too like Tonto Dickson, Miss Otedola, Regina Daniels, etc

...& most importantly, hustle hard so some funny bloggers on NL no go come here dey try to pique ur interest with Chinko phones

...reminds me of when I was so naive I participated in a protest @ AAU, years back, over an outrageous school fees hike in price.

And the Men-in-Black used teargas on us all.

Damn!
It wasn't funny at all.

Beverly Osu?

I don't know her.
Why don't I know her?

so Nigeria sef get astronauts
and even the equivalent of NASA?

Hmm ...I been no know o

But then again, I wasn't surprised when her Director said, "MOST of the equipments they have are ObSoLete"

Wait... Lemme get this right.


Does it mean those on level 14 who gets about 480k monthly, will now start getting 510k monthly?

If this is actually the case, then there's really no cause for celebrations here.

...to me, the addition of the meagre sum of 30k is tantamount to adding nothing at all.

doitforyou:
I am not offended, the time you have spent on this thread is enough for you to get the information you need about transgendered people. Also, if you don't have time to do a research then you don't have to participate. It's not compulsory you quote someone, you can ignore until you have the requisite info.

Actually, before now, I've known all I need-to-know about "transgendered people".
So I don't plan to heed your advice and waste my time in making any more 'research' on the lot.

But, thanks anyway.

bigl:
Normal 30days validity but i guess it had been cancelled or its for some selected few sims.

I'm using their 2days, 2gb for N500

Alright. Thanks!

doitforyou:
Why don't you take a break and do a lil research on a topic before you participate on any thread. No excuse, this is 2019, information is everywhere now.

No offense, but unlike you, some of us are so busy this remaining part of 2019 that we can't spend precious 'time' to Google information about each & every issue posted on NL before we participate in it.

oloriLFC:
Kim Kardashian's step dad

Oh!
Ok.
I'll look him up, later.
Thanks!

OP

WETIN kill Mad Melon ni
And... where's Mountain Black?

LadySarah:
For Nl boys that will come to bash Nigerian ladies,make sure your mothers boobs are standing like this or else you just bashed all the female members of your lineage

My sensations dey tell me say u get flat boobs for there sha

How old are you again?

Go ask Hell-rufai about this
...since this one happened in his backyard

*the short man claim to know everything

midnighter:
I cant agree with you there. Humanity has nothing to do with liking somebody. If you really think this you must be horrible to almost everybody

Now I can't reply you. Because I seem not to comprehend what you were trying to say @ the last statement you made; if it was meant to be a jibe, or if it wasn't.

So I guess our lil debate ends here.
Thanks!

the short man just pulled another stunt
but unfortunately, he won't be president
neither would he be the vice of the next president

midnighter:
Or you can just politely turn him down the same way we women have to turn down guys that we cant stand

*You dont necessarily have to like someone to respect their humanity

*

Actually, I have to.

doitforyou:
I don't know his sexual orientation. Being transgender is independent of your sexual orientation. Caitlin Jenner still dates women. A transgender can be straight, gay or bi.

Transgenders are hardly straight dear
they're either bi or they're gay

And who the hell is Caitlyn Jenner?
{sorry, I ain't got the time to look her up}.

midnighter:
Well we can agree to disagree but i think you should loosen up. They are not hurting anybody by being themselves

Not hurting anyone you say?

I'll have to wait until a gay approaches me and sets me on a 'kill mode' before I can say they're actually hurting people just by being who they are?

I can actually harm a gay for making passes at me you know.

midnighter:
If you were ill (tufiakwa) and a transgender doctor was the only one available, would you complain?

This has nothing to do with the issue at hand.

But anyway, in such a situation, most people will rather die than let those "atrocities" save their life.

doitforyou:
Dead serious.

If it truly has nothing to do with sexuality, then tell me this ...the fellow who changed from being a female to a male, now that he's officially a male which sex is 'he' gonna be having sex with? Huh?

And when you give your answer, try to also explain how your answer has nothing to do with the rétards sexuality.

midnighter:
you have to learn how to adapt to the changing times so that you wont become obsolete like CDs and floppy Disks

If it's about being accommodating with the LGBT community you're talking about, then I'll rather remain archaic than be accommodating to such "things"

Let's call a spade a spade...

...for ur kpekus to dey receive uninterrupted knacking behind closed doors, any day & anytime it wants it

Na WETIN dun dey hungry u b dat
...nothing more. nothing less

that's y na boyfriend dis, boyfriend dat, na e b d only words we just dey hear 4rm ur story

doitforyou:
...transgender has nothing to do with sexuality.

You're not being serious. Right?

midnighter:
He considers himself a son so he has completed his transition to male.

*If you call him a daughter it is offensive to trans people

*

Who gives a fvck about their feelings?

I know I don't.

salbis:
If TStv have good quality and contents, Nigerians will ditch DStv especially now wey SA don step on our toes.

You can imagine South Africa and their MTN

...did my one month subscription of 2gig earlier today. Only for me to discover that they didn't give me the usual bonus of 2gig to make it all 4gig.

Now, what am I supposed to do with just 2gig for a whole month

It's about time Nigeria & Nigerians dropped EVERYTHING that has to do with S.A

bigl:
Yes u can roll over.. every plan expire 1159pm that same day so beware of that. Even if u do it by 1130pm, e go still expire that same night.

And unused data rolls over till the next day. If u buy that same binge plan the next day, it gets added up to the rolled over data.

I've used this over time but I ditched them when I heard of mtn binge plan.

N100 for 250mb - 3 days validity
N200 for 1gb - 7 days validity
N1000 for 4gb - 30 days validity

dial *131*65# to use.

It still works till when i posted this! Infact, i'm using it to post this

The 4gig MTN monthly plan of 30 days
Is it just at night?

Or its still the normal 30 days monthly plan

woman dey hawk her soap jejely
OP carry am come NL come show us
MODS quickly move am to FP

Chai
NairaLand is retrogressing gradually.

...maybe I'll have to go back to NaijaPals soon

wellmax:
This man should go and sit down, he is no even good at blogging.
What Gov El Rufai did is very commendable

Na Dem

.....gullible Nigerian