₦airaland Forum

asahnwaKC:
Mumu....don't go face your business....u guys be claiming straight but you do worse

Gay Lord...


...you've been noticed


Carry on!

Those of you gays and bisexuals on here calling the protesters "jobless" and saying they should be protesting against our corrupt politicians & leaders. You lot should be cowering in shame wherever y'all are right now.


.....at least these ones came out and protested for something; which I dare say is meaningful.

Which one of you scoundrels have ever marched the streets to protest for one thing or the other since the time y'all were miserably conceived?
How many of you came out for Sowore's protest when Sowore called for it?


Cowards!

My girlfriends always want to go through my text messages & WhatsApp even when I don't bother myself about going through theirs. WHY

I mean, we're Dating. Yes!
But these stuffs are supposed to be "PRIVATE"



Or am I wrong?

Meaning; all brothels in Indonesia will be shut down?

Chi59:
Hanty you no fine reach me, yet I'm still single. Shift make I siddon

Wow!

Between you both, nigga here is even confused about who fine pass

English sha


OP say na 'pstd' instead of "PTSD"
@kemiolunloye say na 'on prison' instead of "in prison"

Na wa o

slyfoxxjoe:
no one measures billionaire and millionaire in Naira ode. It’s only in US dollars. You think I can fly to Zimbabwe with $5000 and declare myself a multi billionaire?

F00L. If your $5000 is worth millions when converted to Zimbabwean currency, then you're a Zimbabwean millionaire. Ode! receive sense.

slyfoxxjoe:
exactly. At most I will give wizkid $2-5 million, which is still a lot of money in Naira but the way people be calling billions really annoys me.

If you think Wizkid is worth $5,000,000
then he's worth more than #1,000,000,000


Check!

Good old days

I still remember that after "micro juniors", me & my brother bought SEGA three good times before PS1 came


SEGA... one couldn't have enough of it back then

If not for the fact that Chris & David are big time celebrities, this song of theirs wouldn't have made it to any where near any billboard chart


"Blow my mind" is total crap.

healthserve:
..........Your profile PC is super duper hilarious

I swear ghon
.....it even made me laugh out loud as soon as I checked it out just NOW

{my girl just suddenly woke up & asked me WHAT'S WRONG?}

Lol

the fool just gave the treacherous adulterer the leeway to continue with her lewd lifestyle. Rubbish!


For this life wey dey sweet person like this?
Wey person never even dey enjoy anything yet?
Me no see WETIN go make person reason suicide oh
...talk more of to actually commit it

Not even if my girlfriend was to fvck my best friend
Or my wife was to sleep with my landlord

No no no...suicide is NEVER an option for me no matter what

jkendy:
Still haven't fed my curiosity bcoz since you know it already I'll love to get the differences explained to me here, instead of searching for camo when I'm neither a military personnel nor an armed robber (God forbid dis one)

Mtcheew �

jkendy:
How do you differentiate between a Nigerian military camouflage and that of other countries
I'll like to know

You see that Camo right there?
Get a Nigerian military Camo and compare it with it

...then YOU WILL KNOW

"...he said he likes it raw"
And you went ahead & opened it for him raw?

HOE-losho

...that's how they go about infecting different guys with the different well-accumulated STIs & STDs they've got in stock

Lwkmdh

see WETIN a whole "state government" dey commission; two fire fighting trucks. two.



this isn't laudable but laughable


What then will an LG chairman commission
Na wa o

jkendy:
Just negodu our dem mama sojas!!!
Hope they'll equally dance to this same musik when posted to Sambisa.
Nigerian military has been reduced to a house of parties and a home of thieves.

apart from the music they're busy dancing to, u mean say even their uniform sef no still give u any inkling say they're not Nigerian soldiers?


Or you just felt like posting trash, no matter what

I still prefer the X6


.....white X6 (Panda)

Right from it's inception until date, I've never been a fan of the BBNaija show

Infact, I would rather spend my time viewing NatGeo Wild, than that shitty show called BBNaija

Occupational hazard...
It comes with the job

WHEN the Nigerian economy becomes something to write home about and the poor stops getting poorer, maybe, just maybe by then we'll be guided

At 45
...she still Glows


Nice!

FamousMonk:
That money can change someone's life..
Instead of wasting it on an ingrate.

Abi o

Cos that's the exact amount of money Prof Osinbajo is giving out AS A LOAN to people; in a bid to eliminate *extreme* poverty from the lives of 10 million Nigerians

Kudos to @Osinbajo
Kudos to @FGN

All i see is the frown in her smile.

just like the crossdresser turned gay; Bobrisky
this Babe too wan drive 2019 Range Rover

Everybody wan blow

My brothers & sisters, make una hustle ooh.
So that WETIN una fellow human being worked hard for and left behind for his children and grandchildren no go dey pain una for body


Nothing like vanity upon vanity for inside diswan
...so far he's probably at peace with His Maker

Where are the pictures of the newborn?

And even before now there was never a whisper about Chioma being pregnant, no pre-baby shots, nothing at all


I so don't believe this trash

PrecisionFx:
I thought u had any evidence n i also thought u are a witch. Mtcheeew

Mtcheew
Please swerve to Hades lair
Iranu!

Generally, I hate people who talk too much in public. Especially in a public vehicle.

...I get ashamed of female friends who start making a LONG conversation with me while we're in a public vehicle.

And I hate sitting next to people with armpit odour.

CanadaOrBust:
That’s the whole point. It is almost impossible to definitely PROVE anything in this our reality. Even Decartes’ “I think, therefore I am” as a way of proving that he existed has been shown to be faulty. Now, if it is so difficult to prove that you yourself exists how much more something outside yourself. That’s why I said “I LEAN TOWARDS the position that...”

I've already rested my case on the mara.

PrecisionFx:
Bring any evidence that witches exist.

Physical evidence?

...visit me in Port Harcourt