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OyiboOyibo:
OK... Chat Dstv on Twitter

Aye aye sir

OyiboOyibo:
Are you in this country

No sir
Am in THAT country

Which channel on DSTV is the match being aired

kelechi50:
Beating her will not solve the problem, rather divorce her for peace of mind

after the Reggae comes the Blues
...after the Beatings comes the Divorce


that beating is quite essential

I'll pick "Mr i-just-wanna-make Common Sense"

Lexus RX 350 vs Innoson IVM Ikenga

OMG .....what a name

nikkypearl:
Jesus is life!!!!!!

dat ur bress sha
e go big sha

What is it?
Double D?

marvin906:
ekpoma chick's na Yahoo boys Dem dey find..
enter auchi just get food for house,make you still come get fine room.
it's finished..
dere fit camp for your room till d semester end

LMAO

no probs
{I no first know say Auchi nice like dat sef}

now I've got a good reason to go hang out with my Gees in Auchi for a few days at least

marvin906:
ekpoma chick's ain't cheap go auchi..
you will know the true definition of cheap

are u being serious?
hmmm

And me still dey like cheap things o
...da mins me go try enter Auchi sef wen next me enter Edo state again

Audio Attack

ceeroh:
Most female students are in their 'Hoeing Phase'.

Waste of time and emotions.

You talk truth
...Nor be lie

{Ekpoma is where to find the worst of 'em all}


and, they are ALWAYS HUNGRY

Mtcheew
Olosho na olosho


Nexxxxt

hibeekay007:
Lmao! Sleepless nights?? You meant to say how many soap he baff, no?

Bros, nor be everybody dey baff dat soap, yet.

Esomchi800:
baba mi e no reach 2secs my dick fall as I hear the smell

Lol. I swear down, the matter dey always dampen my morale whenever I encounter such kpekus

richie240:
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Lolz.....ppl wey dey show person love sef person never look them face finish, na d wan wey dey pray 4 person downfall person go cum break hin head for?

My brother, me sef tire o

Nothing for Dem jare
make Dem go rest for one corner

Esomchi800:
I just Bleep one girl finish so
she get big yansh but as she turn back for me
my room cast with smell

LMAO
I can relate to this, Bro

Babes with stinking kpekus, after giving Dem wheel-barrow style for a few minutes and then they decide to be so generous as to turn around to set doggy-style for u to knack Dem from behind, at that moment, you might even lose erection (or lose election; if you're a politician) cos of the awful stench emanating from her fvcked up corridor of power

hibeekay007:
I'm 99% sure that boyfriend I'm looking at is a yahoo boy. Thief beating theif. The irony!!

thief beating thief, you say?
Bros forget that thing

You know how many sleepless nights he had to go through before he was able to generate 700k to get a gold chain?

na e one useless wh0re masquerading as a girlfriend wan con steal in one night to use take go flex with another guy?
u sef think am na.

She deserves whatever she got joor

I like ladies who enjoy drinking
(but not beer though)

I really dislike ladies that smoke cigarettes
(including marijuana)

.....if I approached a lady in a party/club, and her breath reeks of cigarettes, I lose interest in her almost immediately.

until they start paying from level 8 to 14
that's when I'll start giving them a "thumps up"

Oooops:
Damn you are fine sha...

Bros, that's not her real face o

since Mazi Nnamdi Kanu crawled out of his British hideout years ago and started brainwashing the people of the SE, that's when I knew that no one, and I mean NO ONE from the SE will be given a presidential ticket from any political party whatsoever, to run for 2023 Presidency.

Btw, why will they even be interested in wanting to rule a nation they've already been calling a Zoo

They should go and sit down, Biko
"No Presidency" for them.

they said people should Go Cashless,
people started Going Cashless
now, they want to start charging people for Going Cashless

WTF �‍

I'm always perplexed whenever I see guys complain like this about the lady they're dating

I mean, even when true love is involved, who wouldn't know the best course of action to take in a situation such as this?

....when I was in a similar situation, about two years ago, I left the bitch and clung to my side chick. A year n some months later she was trying to come back to me; cos the guy later left her.
Presently, she and I are still f*cking even as I keep telling her at every chance I get that I won't have her back as a girlfriend.


In conclusion: Bro, DROP THAT GIRL.
You'll still be fine Las Las.

Wizkid my Guy...
press dat yansh jare

Who on Earth hugs a lover & doesn't squeeze her butt?

...especially when it's a very very soft butt

benedima1990:
Buzz me up, I'll show u how u can know the real person you're about to get marry to by giving u directives on how access to her WhatsApp page without touching her phone...

via WhatsApp Web. right?

It's BIG
...no doubt

But, IS IT SOFT ?

I dislike it when a lady's yansh is strong
...be it Big or Small, it just gotta be soft
VERY soft

Truly, everyone (mostly women) has a price.
All you gotta do is...Make A Good Bid.


But anyhow sha, Las Las na still one "slim broke guy" she go eventually end up with; after her current lifestyle is done with her.

I hope she didn't deduct 6years from her actual age; like she did in...hmm...

What's the name of that movie again?

Busola Dakolo right now...

what kinda glasses are those they're wearing

Dem nor see the simple-looking eye glass wey O.B.O dey wear now ni �‍

Next thing wey dem go tell me now na say this their glasses are worth millions

Na today?

my only 'consolation' back then was the fact that I was steadily hitting the kpekus.

Yeah! We dated.
But I knew she didn't love me half as much as I loved her. And I really loved her.

...good old Uni days

I'm not thrilled