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Quick Question...


twins wey dey join together, how Dem take dey come out from woman pvssy ?

Are they pushed out at the same time
Or What

Tiwatopebabe:
Faint? Are you sure you are a male?

No sir
I'm a she male, sir.

olatade:
PTSD is real

I swear

If I see this size of snake in any environment wey I dey, I no even know if I go fit do any other thing if not to (first of all) faint

juman:
Trump might one day kill a Nigerian general like that.

the general you speak of, is it the one am thinking of?
If it is, I hope it will be soon.

WETIN south south con dey wait for ni
WETIN Wike dey wait for

Obviously, folks on here didn't read to understand the topic/post.

All they did was to look and drop dumb comments.

If na most Edo babes wey me know
Two seconds
Dem go dun leave their guy there
...Run

Amstupid:
We need war nt dis innovation abi na innocent ...
. Trump shld just goan kill Iran president nd trigger d damn tin ,,,

Maybe Nigeria also

Likes for WAR share for PEACE

Seriously dude, you really should travel down to you hometown sometime soon and ask the oldies out there what it was like in Nigeria from 6th July 1967 to 15th January 1970 or the world in the year 1939 down to 1945.

Then and only then will you begin to have a second thought about your own statement up there.

OP .....must every relationship lead to marriage ni?

TimFisher2:



If you want USA to tidy Bubu via air strike in Aso rock click Like,

Dis guy wan finish me with laughter 4here

I thought you bloggers, once upon a time, said the expensive wrist watch which Davido wears is worth #420 mil

How come it's just about #10.8 mil now?

The value/price diminished over the years or what

Dat guy Sha...
who would knowingly want to rape an olosho

...all a nigga gotta do is approach an olosho & ask her her price for a take home

Frankyboy1:
There was this classy sexy and smart girl I was eyeing but didnt have d lever cause she was working class and strict, for a long time we were cosy and chatting up, but she no de gree give me d green light,though i second guessed she might have also been into me,one day she stopped by as usual for the chitty chats, and we started gisting,tell her say I wan go bath, next thing I carry olive oil enter bathroom, stroke my gbolla until he stand, meanwhile my heart was racing,then rubbed enough olive oil on the massive rod, I told my sef, once I come out, it is either hit or miss, mennn,na so I enter parlor with my rod dripping and shining, but with my heart racing and my reputation at stake, when I stepped in, her eye balls grew big and misty,...... Hmmmmmm! If I finish d story here ehen, but up till today we still talk and laugh about it, cause she will be my wife in March,,,,, crazy crazy moment

My ex once told me how a guy once tried this style on her with hopes that she'll be impressed...

According to her, he's been asking her out so she decided to pay him a visit, for the first time.
Some minutes after she got to his place, dude decided to go take a shower, came out with a towel around his waist and BOOM...he knowingly dropped the towel in front of her, revealing his very massive gbola, hoping it will "impress" her & turn her on. Lol.

She said she practically ran out of his apartment within minutes cos she's always been scared of big pricks.
{ur story up there made me have a rethink about how that her own incident might have ACTUALLY PLAYED OUT. Lol.}



PS: back to the matter at hand.

In my Uni days, a certain very handsome fair complexion lodge mate of mine who was a known Player, confided in me that the best way to impress a lady is in bed.
Till date, I don't joke with that advice.

Every day is for the thief...
But, one day .....

SeverusSnape:
Nice one. I love this. These whores ain't loyal, Op did the best thing. I don't mind doing the same.

Me I'll most definitely do same to any woman I decide to marry someday

.....and I'll keep having my 'Playboy' friends test 'em all until one unknowingly passes my #FidelityBankTest

Iffffffy:
definitely, dats how someone's enjoying ur future wife, u will definitely end up with someone worthless also. Fo.ol

Diswan is in severe pains

see me see plastic yansh oooh

the thing reach to snap, ah swear

ManAmongMen:
Port Harcourt is something else,task force chasing people up and down as if is a marathon race..

Lwkmdh

Anwons:
Good thinking! Somewhere in south south eeh, Rivers to be precise, only to chase people up and down without adequate alternative

go your own state go dey hawk, if e be say Rivers State matter pain you reach your bone marrow

chai...
see wiz-KID is whispering to Genevieve


Who say money nor good?
may the gods punish da pesin

Multiplier7:
26th and 27th Dec

Alright. Thanks!

Warri proverb...

"I am tired. I am tired".
na so anoda woman go take enter ur house, and probably take ur place.



s*x is very important to most men.
As a woman, try hard not to use deprivation of s*x to punish your husband; it's at your own peril.

Sleekbaby:
I found it difficult to view pictures on Nairaland these days, am I alone and what could be the cause please

Lol. And I thought it was just me.

Cos am here thinking that my inability to view photos on NL must be cos of the bad cellular network in this village

Multiplier7:
My brother come Enugu and you will not see road. The point is that my South East brothers knows how to celebrate anything CELEBRATABLE.

God Bless us all this sweet season. Happy Christmas everyone one.

Calabar we are coming for the carnival. Hope you guys are ready?

Bros, abeg, what's the Date for that Calabar Festival?

I begin like Warri slangs from when I listened Motivation by Victor AD and some other Erigga songs

"pikin wey dey find party rice nor suppose to fear dance"

"if e nor dey, e nor dey. who naked nor dey put hand for pocket"

"u nor fit piss on my back, dey tell me say rain dey fall"

"who go better, go better. na just time"

"a great fool is always ungrateful"


And the other one one guy here mentioned...
"Pastor wen dey pray for mad man nor dey close eye" ........diswan mad oooh .....ha ha ha

Nice!

...Next

As in, na the breast Dem be dat

*Jumps Outta Thread

Roon9:
Its 73k

For a 32 inch TV, small sound system, decoder, and 2 light points, one will definitely get up to 6hours uptime. 18 months warranty.

Alright.
I thought it would be something of 50k
.....or less

Roon9:
Hmm.... Even if I wasn't in the scene I somehow knew PMT was at fault. Their drivers are on something stronger than Egbo on a daily



Call for our 250,000mAH lithium-ion solar powerbank that could power your TV, laptop, and up to 4 lighting points for up to 10 hours daily

e go fit power my parlour electronics, abi?

What's the price?

may God help her to 'stay' married.

Damn, I love light skinned women
.....the petite ones though