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Tajbol4splend:
Infidelity is a bastard, some people can't swear their wives won't sleep with another man if they get gone for ordinary a week, that's sad.

The thing tire me o

I was in a vehicle just yesterday, and the Driver asked one passenger about the welfare of her husband (in Igbo dialect)
And she replied in same dialect, saying that the husband still didn't return this past Christmas, and that she's not even sure if he'll be coming in the next three months.

Inside me, right there, I just asked myself...
How is she coping?
Is she being faithful to the husband at all?

I pray she is though.

Got THIS some minutes ago, yet my phone's browsing capabilities still feels like shît

I wonder what it is they say they've fixed.

Jimbadly:
Infantile, lame rant.

I have already signed and sealed it. You are walking dead. Your death is just around the corner so that more oxygen will be available to people living around you. Your corpse will be food for vultures you asinine slobbering cretin.

Lowlife scallywag.
I'll be there to stretch my hands over your rotten corpse and still lay more curses upon your rejected soul, when you die, soon.
...your death is certain.
Repulsive creature.

Jimbadly:
You and your mama feeding you are walking corpses, you are already both dead.

Keep deluding yourself you fucktaard, we know your mama is still feeding, clothing and housing you, you lowlife. A dog's corpse is more useful than you dingbat. Like I said before, you are a complete waste of space. But don't worry, your imminent death in a few days will put you out of your misery you filthy animal.

I spit on your ugly, apish, nauseating face you faggott!

Stupid son of a reprobate.
You'll die in perpetual penury just like your father did a few years back.
And when you die off, soon, you'll forever be cast into the abyss of eternal damnation to burn for all eternity; just like your father is burning right now.
Useless scoundrel.

Jimbadly:
You are a mor0nic, dim-witted cretin whose mother has given up hope on. You are a complete waste of space cos you are still dependent on your helpless mother who is still feeding and housing you. Why not commit suicide like your useless father and free your mother of her misery, you nicompoop?

May Amadioha, Ogun and Iyi oji destroy you and your destiny. (It's not like you have a bright destiny anyways).

Ha ha ha. Fool. First of all, am independent, unlike you miserable reject who's been cast aside by family and friends.
Second if all, am not being housed by anyone, unlike you who's still under your father's roof and shamelessly feeding from your mother's kitchen at your age.
But am not surprised though, cos your destiny has been long destroyed, you have no future cos you've been rejected and cursed by your father.
By now, you ought to be praying for Ogun to kill you. You're a waste of space on this planet; consuming oxygen for nothing.
You should be dead.
Infact, you'll die soon.
And I'll be there to spit on your grave. #Fact

Jimbadly:
You are as retardedd and useless as your father who later took his miserable life by taking sniper. Asswipe!

Stüpid degenerate who's refused to be useful to himself, his family and the society.
May thunder fire you there and damage your destiny.
Silly nitwit.

Jimbadly:
Retarrded and imbecilic cretin is who you are. Now Bleep off!

useless son of a swine
...get the fvck outta here
will ya?

Jimbadly:
I smell jelosi.

na ur stupidity wey u dey perceive for there, Ogbení

Receive sense.

Pictures?

oyaaa:
you've been dating for years and it’s just now his 2mins sex is bothering you?

It would seem the lady has been getting a real preeq somewhere all these years & that's why she haven't been bothered about his disappointing performance over the years.

But now that Dude have asked to marry her, his bedroom performance has become a source of concern to her because she doesn't want to lose the Dude... (despite his poor bedroom stamina) ...since the Dude is obviously financially OK

If we should go ask Regina Daniels right now if she is very much in love with Ned and if she'll wish to have him again, as her husband, in her next life

...her reply would be Yes, isn't it?
But we all know what her "real" answer should be.


So therefore, we're not fooled by the high praise y'all are lauding on your spouse for us here.

Nexxxt...

To my lovely would-be wife out there...

I know you might have little or nothing to offer me, save your beautiful smile & sumptuous kpekus

Please, if you can't preserve both by the time I'll get to you, at least do well to preserve the latter
(that one is more importanter)
because...

"If the kpekus loses it velocity
I will lose my integrity".

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Amuatulu:
Na wa ooo
Wait, what did I hear "Get the fu*k out"

Are you fu*king kidding me?
Is this the first time you're hearing the phrase "Get the fu*k out"

Wait, lemme get this straight...

With the strong dislike the igbos have for Buhari, his government & his party, are you guys telling me that the people of Imo state (alias Igbo state) came out in mass to actually give APC the more than 333,000 votes the Apex court of Nigeria is saying APC got?

It would seem the hate the igbos claim to have for Buhari... (and every other thing he stands for) ...na "Audio"

Iampearly:
Thanks jare. I never knew you were also one of the babies on this forum.
Don't worry ehn non olosho, if any lady takes pity on you and brings herself low enough to marry you, I hope you won't die of hypertension when she is on a harmless call with a male friend.

Please enjoy the rest of your day.

A harmless call you say?
Ogbeni quit deluding your pretty self.


...a cat can't be a friend to a rat
You know why?
the cat will always want to eat the rat.

And do I need to still add that there's hardly a platonic relationship between a male and a female?
"It takes two to tangle" i hope u know?

I hope you also know the meaning of this saying, "from Play, we get Players".

Enjoy the rest of your day...

Iampearly:
When did it become a crime for someone to be polite?
Personally, I feel she was just being that,polite. Atleast she didn't lie about having a boyfriend.
I would have done same not to hurt anyone's feelings.
You persuaded her to have sex with you on the 1st date or just to see her?
I feel the op is just insecure and really needs to grow up.

Wait ooo am I the only one that noticed the op didn't share his chat with her here but shared hers?
For any sane person, which I feel the op's girlfriend is, to reply that way when she obviously didn't do anything wrong shows that He must have said some horrible things to her.

How sure are we he hasn't done such and even worse to her for her to sound so upset.

Op got what he was looking for. He was probably tired of the relationship or is suffering from severe self esteem issues and wanted to pin the breakup on her.

*Anyways, what do I know sef?*

you don't know that you're an olosho.
...just like the OP's Ex

Ōmo, see the Babe reply na
dawan na olosho. Confam!

Babe is into street/runs...no doubt

stuff like this happens to most guys who tend to always ask any or every female (who ain't family) to visit them at their place. So if you're a dude and you haven't had this sorta disappointment, it means you're gay and/or you've never been braven enough to ask the female folk to visit ya.

PS: in my own case, if we've only just newly known each other, I ask you to come around and you pull the kinda stunt the OP narrated up there, mehhhnnn, your digits are outta my cell ASAP or I'll just not call you or chat you up again.

But if we've known each other for quite a while, and even though I've been getting it from you but then something struck you and you just decided to disappoint me by not showing up on a day you promised to show up, mehhhnnn, I'll just lock up and decide to promise & disappoint you too any day you ask me for money (i always like to even a score)

TO THE LADIES: never promise a guy you're gonna pay him a visit when you know you're really not gonna go visit him.
That shít is one big joke that most guys don't find funny.

CSTR2:
May foolishness never depart from your family line.

May thunder fire you and damage your destiny. Idiôt.

this is laughable...

Biafrans stylishly calling on the President, of the country they all call shîthole, to come to their aid?

Shouldn't they be calling on their able-leader, Nnamdi Kanu, to come to their rescue

5 NIGHTS OF GLORY .....all the way

Temple1288:
Laughable! Your pastor is a criminal, a fraudster but you're just too dumb to recognize that.. Maybe because his brainwashing tactics is still intact..



He's a criminal DEAL WITH IT!

Bros, you wey nobody nor pastor dey fit brainwash, how ur life be nah?

e dun better for you??

Tembebe:
I guess most men can't help themselves even if they try,they must cheat

I guess so

Almighty God refused to use her.
She allowed the Devil to use her.

and yet a man will marry something as curvy & neat as this, but still cheat on her?

Na wa o
Men sef eh

For that Babe mind she took a selfie with @iamwizkidayo

Godhead4:
So how much exactly should he spend before feeling entitled ?

"An amount her Daddy can't spend on her"

Alexaonfleek:
come on dude
You should have left this attitude in 2019

Come on dear
I thought I left you behind in 2019

Btw, he pays for your rent.
Gives you 10k every two weeks.
Takes care of your provisions/food stuffs.
But doesn't call you?

Am sure he does call you to come over for weekend-fvcking things, sometimes. Right?

What kinda calls do you still need

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