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did na man utd 3rd consecutive defeat.I tire for van gaal philosophy. I just wonder why he can't drop fellaini and change tactics.

Make the babe put the worms on OLX,amazon,jumia, konga and eBay so that she fit raise money to buy her handout. if this story is true then her "ojukokoro "is leading her to six feet below ground level.

Ladies do fall for babalawos as well.The jazz men dey get plenty clients and money dey roll in.

Secondly ladies date and quickly marry NURTW chairmen.MC Oluomo e dey dia.

The yahooze boys always have ladies around them.

The militants dey dia too as them get oil wells.

The bottom line be say all na profession and dem dey make money pass all the people wey OP mention.

All dis newspapers and journalists for naija don tire me.boko haram attack Nigerian soldiers and all na based on info wey d journalist get but how dem take count the terrorists for battle field and arrived at over 2000 terrorists.Na wa o.As politicians dey inflate figures for election na so journalists too dey do dia own.

see as she dey look sef.thief

Thandolwethu:
I start by imploring you to read this letter with an open and unbiased mind as this will enable you grab the full gist of my message.
I am a full blooded South African, born and bread in Soweto. I have never been to Nigeria and my impression of your Country is formed by the behaviour and actions of the many Nigerians who live in SA and what we hear and read from the media about the goings on in your country.
I deliberately joined Nairaland today as I noted that alot of you are on this Forum hence its a good platform to pass my message. Suffice it to say that i will delete this account after this message. I will read your responses with keen interest.

1. There is no question that there was xenophobic attack on Foreigners in SA in the past 3weeks. What is in doubt is the scale of the attack. I have noted that Nigerians have overtly blown the crises out of proportion by spreading lies and wrong informatiom concerning the crisis. The idea that South Africans are going round SA cities killing, maiming and burning Foreigners is a lie. Only 7 people have been killed so far and of these 7, 3 are south Africans, 2 Ethiopians and 2 Mozambican. The world media is in agreement with these figures. While its 7 lives too many that doesnt give credence to the news going round in Nigeria that we are killing and burning Foreigners. If thats true then there would be more people dead.
STOP BELIEVING WHATYOU READ AND WATCH ON social media as most are lies and fabricated figments of the imaginations of mischievous Nigerians in other to stoke the flame of discord between Nigeria and SA.

2. Why are Nigerians up in arms against SA with xenophobia when the war in Nigeria is far worse than here in SA. Boko haram is killing thousands your people everyday and theres no end in sight meanwhile no Nigerian has been killed in this Xenophobic attack. That is why Nigerians throng our embassies in Lagos and Abuja seeking Visas to come to SA and escape the despicable living conditions in the slums of Nigeria.

3. This recent Xenophobic attack was predicated on the fact that Foreigners commit so much heinous crimes in SA without impunity and we are tired of all these. We have our own criminals here so we cant add more problems from foreigners.
A. NIigerians are the kingpins of drugs killing our children and society. Your brothers drug our girls into prostitution. They con our people with fraud and 419. They hack into our bank accounts stealing millions.

B. Zimbabweans are involved in robberies and car hijackings

C. Mozambicans kill our farmers and take our jobs for peanuts leaving many South Africans jobless

D. Ethiopians and Somalians open shops to do illegal activities and pollute our communities. Theres a Somalian shop in every 2 houses on every street in SA. No Country can allow that.

SA has its own issues but we would like to solve them without the added problems of Foreign crimials.

If you like burn down shoprite and close MTN its your people that will suffer because these companies employ millions of Nigerians. They will simply go jobless.

Thank you

Fake photos misrepresent xenophobic violence
http://ewn.co.za/2015/04/17/Fake-photos-misrepresenting-xenophobic-violence

Internet boasts false images of xenophobic violence in South Africa
http://observers.france24.com/content/20150417-south-africa-durban-immigrant-xenophobic-false-photos

I read your punch lines with an unbiased mind and decided to reply from an unbiased perspective.I will get down to brass tacts to reply on all the points you raised.

The media coverage of xenophobic attacks in South Africa was overhyped and only 7people were killed .If you want us to believe the media coverage was overhyped what makes you think media coverage on Nigeria wasn't over hyped as well.The same way you want me to stop believing what I watch or read on social media about South Africa is the same way I want you to stop believing what you read or watch on social media about Nigeria.You have a myopic idea about Nigeria based on what you read on social media and watch on TV.

The claim that Nigerians are escaping despicable living conditions in slums of Nigeria to live in South Africa is false because you have never been to Nigeria and you have no clear idea about how majority of Nigerians live.If few Nigerians are involved in drug peddling is that a yardstick to use in judging other Nigerians.Are all Nigerians in SA into drug peddling and 419.We have some Nigerians who are hard working and earning their stripes in your country while some are students studying in SA universities.The hardworking Nigerians trooping to your country saw opportunities to do honest business and make huge capitals.My dear South African this is the reason a dumb minister in Zuma's cabinet asked black foriegners to show black south Africans mainly Zulus the secret of doing business because they are used to seeing Afrikaners succeed and not fellow blacks.

We all know that terrorism is a global trend and we are tackling boko haram in the best way possible.The last time I checked the United States of America with all the resources available to fight terrorism hunted Osama bin laden for more than ten years before they could kill him.The question is has the killing of bin laden saved America from further terror attacks? Terrorists are individuals with a warped mindset who believe in a cause that they feel is the best way to live.Britain,France,Kenya, Uganda,Canada,Chad,Cameroun,Algeria,Egypt,Israel,Iraq,Pakistan,India,Yemen,somalia and Niger are countries that have been attacked by terrorists over the years.It is a phenomenon that is widespread and Nigeria is going through a phase of tackling terrorism in the northern part of the country.The Federal Government of Nigeria will neutralize Boko Haram.

If Somalians and Ethopians are setting up shops to sell goods in your neigbourhood and their are rules against such the authorities should decide and not a group of Zulu kids instigated by a drunk called your king in the kwazulunatal province.If foreigners commit crimes in your country it is the duty of your law enforcement officers to arrest and prosecute and not that of zwelithini and his group of rag tag lazy Zulu boys living in hostels who can't make ends meet for themselves.Your girls readily marry hardworking foreigners who can take care of them and not lazy ass Zulu boys.Robert Mugabe said it clearly that the average black south African will not throw stones at a white statue but will readily hunt down a black African from another country.

The era of apartheid is over and yet most black South Africans still believe they are in the apartheid era.The Nigerian government,students and activists donated billions of dollars to contribute to the cause of freedom in south Africa and black south Africans are still enslaved within themselves.

The truth is you cant fight the Afrikaners and since the blacks in SA need to protest it has to be xenophobia.The black south Africans have been conditioned to protesting,singing and dancing for freedom over the years and the idea of trying to get a job never comes to their mind because they believe they will never be free.Its twenty years down the line and mostly the Zulus from South Africa are still busy protesting,dancing and singing with their king and Jacob Zuma without realizing that the world has moved ahead and left them behind.

The South African companies in Nigeria all summed up do not have a million of Nigerians as employees let alone millions and rather than close down south African businesses in Nigeria we will simply nationalize them and no proceed goes back to SA.Need I say more.

LadyX:
Thanks

You are welcome.according to my folks for naija delta, don't mention.but u don mention already.Do have a nice day

LadyX:
I think the man wanted to test her. For those saying he's broke you could be wrong because he paid for the bag.

He just wanted to see the kind of wife he was going to marry.

You are so on point.20 bottles of orijin for you.The babe failed a simple test.

Flye:
When will Nigerian police boast of this kind of cars
Baba you have work to doooo.

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Take a trip to Enugu State and see Nigerian police using kia Rio saloon cars and new Toyota hilux trucks.

I wonder how she got this kind of sentence.The judge should have allowed the option of plea bargain.abi plea bargain na only for corrupt politicians and bank MDs who stole billions. I am not in support of her action but the sentence is too harsh for her crime.Meanwhile stealing is not corruption by GEJ.

Nigeria is a perfect example of the George Orwell's novel, Animal farm.
All animals are equal for the masses and when it comes to the highly corrupt governors,ministers,national assembly members and government officials it turns out to be they are more equal than the masses and money talks while bullshit walks.

prettydiva89:
OMG She don die be that nah,abi 266 years,even her great grandchildren would have been dead by then..

What a pity?

The sentences are to run concurrently. She got less than 14yrs to spend behind bars.If she is of good behaviour while in prison she spends a maximum of 7yrs.

I don't understand why most girls lie about being virgins.A guy will respect you based on your character and not your virginity status.
I remembered how I fell in love so many years back and was committed as a brother in church while other members don wash head leave me behind.I am the kind of person that feels integrity and honour should not be traded for other things in life.
I dey try put my bad guy life behind me make I embrace the lord fully.
As we dey normally do for church I dey mind my own business until dem tell me say brothers must walk in the light of the lord and remain holy without seeing the holy of holies of sisters if they are in a relationship until the wedding night.I come they wonder which one concern me as na God I come worship and I no wan enter any holy of holies cos I don enter so many holies in the past as I no be Jew man.
I became so dedicated to my lord and was friendly to all.I never knew I was a prized target to some sisters in church who saw me as the real deal.me I no dey conform to wearing native attires or suit to church.I was always on jeans denim and t-shirts with boots on and managing my bvl gari perfume like a miser and always drove my dad's car to church.Even my mama vow never to forgive who swear for me on jeans matter cos even if relative they wed wey dem collect aso ebi na jeans I go wear for the wedding and avoid my family members for the wedding.u do your thing and I do my own.make I no digress too much.na so me and one sister come become friends for like two months we dey on usual friendship levels and other sisters come dey form witch Haggai on my matter .if I greet them after service dem go squeeze face answer and one cute and petite dark babe go just dey wait after service look me and my new found friend and her eyes get fire wey pass scot own for X-MEN.

After three months na im my friend say her spirit don tell her we should be closer and move to the next level cos she has been on the mountain for weeks praying fervently about us.me too I say I go pray to hear from the spirit.I pray so tey I no hear any spirit talk to me.she say I no go hear the spirit but na my heart go feel am.since me I have tired for the spirit I agreed to our relationship since youth pastor say the same spirit talk to am about us.me I still get personal grudge with the spirit as e no talk to me.

My new fiancee abi na fiance or fence come tell me as we are both committed Christians no sex in our relationship and moreover she is a virgin and I believed her.

Unknown to me my virgin sister in the lord na ekwe sample for choir master and the head of prayer group.caveat emptor if your babe is a chorister at church you are in trouble.my virgin babe was having sex with three members of the church and one of them dey married.The info I got from the x-men babe when I ran into her accidentally at a fast food joint and we got talking.she say na cos she dey pity me na im make her tell me.she too dey choir. and she gave me full proof.i even caught my babe with the choir master together.
The day I confronted her she wept and wept as she confessed and blamed the devil. and I told her so shall the devil abide in you.no wonder I dey vex cos d spirit no talk to me.

Na so I revert to my bad guy status take on x-men babe and four other sisters before I left the church.

This is a simple task for me.I use all the principles involved in been a good leader when i relate with my surbodinates.As a team lead i relate with them freely and they see me more as a friend than a boss and we have all worked effectively as a team and achieved the organisations desired objectives.
No one knows what his or her surbodinate will be in the future.It is ideal we treat our surbodinates as human beings and respect them as well because this life is a cycle.Although our Lord says vengeance is mine,I do believe that baba God can be assisted once in a while.

If i have to consider what my colleagues,surbodinates and I have gone through from my line manager and the tables are turned i will simply sack him.I got no time for nonsense.

omenka:
Dude should show restraint when dealing with his detractors though. The beauty of democracy is in the accommodation of opposition and minority.

The opposition and minority will be accommodated as long as they obey the rule of law. I grew up in Ibadan and I know what the city looked like from 1999-2011.The present governor must be commended for the projects his administration started and completed in Oyo state.I am not in support of any political party and I rate politicians by their resumes.

roughdiamond:
Good initiative.Pls friends,i need a job wether paid or unpaid provided it will be very challenging.I have HND computer Engineering.Contact; roughd2@gmail.com

Bros in applying for a job your e-mail address should not be fanciful or aggressive.Its ideal you use your name cos most HR managers look for key parameters when going through resumes to see the profile of applicants and feel the applicants are unserious when they see e-mail addresses such as the one you just posted.

make dem dispatch dis paedophile to agodi prison make im go dey see the image of Sheraton hotel from within.

Make dem dispatch that old man go agodi prison make im go dey see the image of Sheraton hotel from within.

KingEbukasBlog:
his intentions are good

cc: Lalasticlala

His intentions will be known soon.I no go dey surprised if three years from now baba sege write letter to buhari on the state of the nation.Baba sege suppose be court clerk with the way im dey write letters to naija presidents.I remember say the letter way im write the great khalifa backfire and im enjoy some pleasant moments for prison.

Its an unwritten rule bro.Never as a married man give out your phone number to ladies that are single.It saves you the stress of appearing before a panel in which your wife is the chairperson. I do blame you for chatting with a woman you don't know on whatsapp.Take your wife out on a romantic dinner and apologise cos you betrayed the trust she has in you.It doesn't matter whether you are guilty or not guilty.

omortoyosi01:
#lwkmd bro... Jez can't stop laughing | buh y d hell did yu went to her home in the first place

I had to accompany my friend to see his princess for two reasons.The major reason was to see what the girl looked like cos my friend was madly in love and I needed to see the angel that reconfigured his memory.

The second reason was because we travelled from Lagos to see the babe at her base and I happen to know my way around the state by virtue of the fact that I resided there at some point and my friend didn't know his way around.

Princeojua:
Hi Nairalanders. I am a confirm elite of this great forum. I go by the name Sammy.

Last year I packed into a Self-Contained apartment near my school. Opposite me is a wonderful family with two daughters and two sons, with a strict and disciplinarian. father.

I was seating right in my veranda reading because I suppose that's my purpose of being there, when, a young girl of 17years old and in SS3 approached me with an exercise book supposing to be a Maths assignment. I didn't hide the fact that I know nothing about maths. I boldly refused doing the assignment, so she left.

Two days after, she resurfaced with English assignment,and I quickly did justice to it. after the assignment. I didn't know when I said "you're beautiful and I Love you."

She quickly reciprocate in strong affirmation I LOVE YOU TOO. So last week, she came to my house 6days after her menstruation and I had an unprotected sex with her.

Ever since then, my conscience has been disturbing me that the sex may result to pregnancy. Her Dad is a brutal and uncompromising man.

Please what should I do in case anything go wrong? Because I am already giving up on her due to her Dad. she told me today that she feel guilty ever since the day I deflowered her.

Help me out please. I think my Dad will not support me either because he's more brutal than her Dad. God, help me.

Trouble siddon yanga go wake am.na palaver u dey find .At your age you should know better.It seems you can't have a control over your libido.since na the two of una fall in love suddenly make u accept the outcome of love if your sperm hit target.

tosyne2much:
Hahahahaha roflwkmd

I don laf wake my people for house. Hahahahahaha

Guy you don use laf kill me here oooo

I beg no too laff o so u go get energy chop easter chicken.I warned my guy then but as love dey intoxicate am like alcohol e no gree hear word.it was an unforgettable experience.

sarmiie:
by storytelling, i meant ur manner of presentation and general way of presenting urself......

an eloquent engineer ?? that's almost an oxymoron (in my experience)

Thank you sir.I wish you a happy easter celebration.

sarmiie:
splendid storytelling
my imaginative juices flowed ever so smoothly while reading this
my my, you will make a fine lecturer one day

Bros no be story telling o.its a real life experience.it happened in 2002.Thanks for the recommendation of the lecturer part.I am a practicing engineer and will quit someday to concentrate on farming.

Naija babes using mathematical models to deceive guys.It has never happened to me but a friend got more than what he bargained for once.
My guy no dey let me rest cos of the babe matter.He met her on a dating website and dia matter come pure so tey na plans on how to see each other remain.The truth is they never uploaded their pictures on the dating website and never exchanged pictures via mail.This was based on mutual agreement between both parties on an assumption that they were a match and destined for each other.I try advise my friend make in brain cells work and ask for the babe address make I go confirm wetin her set up look like.The matter tire me as my friend say im don love up and nothing can separate him from the babe.My good friend fixed a date and I tagged along as a loyal friend to meet his wife to be.The truth is we travelled from our state of residence to another state to see the babe.The reception we got was wonderful.I was my friend's GPS on this trip because I grew up in the state where the babe resides and we were received by huge dogs that got calmed by the younger sister of my guy's babe.I was impressed when I saw the sister of our bride to be cos she got all the physical attributes a man needed in a woman in terms of height,body shape wey be like coke bottle, the Manchester well positioned and her bakassi peninsula above ground level.We got entertained and waited for our bride.The moment she came out from her room the chilled coke flowing into my system changed to a hot burning liquid.I gently placed the bottle on the table and started pleading the blood of Jesus within me.She smiled and walked towards me for a hug calling my friend's name and I quickly directed her to my friend the knight in shining armour.My guy was forced to hug her and smile with so much effort.I had to control myself from rolling on the floor and laughing like a crazy fellow.The bride to be had similarities with owo otori and toromagbe in the epic Yoruba film "ARELU".The babe was so happy to see my friend and was in the mood to chat for the whole day while my friend responded like a zombie.I had to act fast after an hour as I asked to be excused that we have to see a relative and we will be back soon.She hugged my friend endlessly as if her husband was travelling to the UK for years.While we waited for a bike I could see the pains on my guy's face and I decided to leave with the first bike to give him time to say a proper goodbye.Alas my friend jumped on the same bike and told the bike rider to please ride as fast as possible as his sole mission was to escape.I still taunt him so much about the episode of him falling in love with an egbere.

anthoniosp:
bro...first are you staying in lagos?....2....if you relly stay in lagos nd feel its not beautiful enough or its not the richest state or fashola is just a thief tha stays in queue only to impress or that APC has not tried for lagos..then alele pack ur load nd waka to kogi or benue...

Bro you have every right to support your party.I am neither for APC nor PDP .It is ideal we accept the truth no matter how bitter the pill might be.A leader should be commended if he has performed and criticized if he hasnt performed.If Lagos is that beautiful to you and you feel it is only beauty that counts in governance its your opinion.The fact is any party in power should deliver the dividends of democracy to the people. I am not a sycophant and won't be a praise singer to any Governor or President.Jonathan failed the nation cos he performed below expectation and got voted out and same way fashola deserves kudos in areas where he performed e.g the ikoyi -lekki link bridge .I salute him on that because its a masterpiece and fashola deserves knocks in areas where he failed.I go advise make u look for wrapper take do osuka come carry me on top your head commot for Lagos .

anthoniosp:
chairman..I hail...so wha ya say abt the free laptops nd feeding nd education...abi dat one no be major diff..?..or the mono rail no b diff?...no beauty of lagos state no b diff?..the poverty of a former capital of nigeria (lokoja) in kogi state (pdp) no b diff?...suswan bring an aspirant that puts on earing no b diff?..4get it..me nd u both know that we are tired of PDP..I am nt voting for jst for buhari cos this thing is way bigger than him..(But we need those northerners to vote him sha)...I am voting for a group of guys that have shown that aside stealing of money politics can be used for better things...by the way our president said "stealing is not corruption"..

bros which monorail ? Is it the one that kicked off in Lagos or portharcourt.I still checked the monorail project at Lagos few days back and its deception on the part of our politicians.The project has not moved beyond mile 2 over the years and fashola told us we will tweet and send Facebook messages from the train when the trains start working in six months.A statement he made in 2013 .And what about the fourth mainland bridge he promised to deliver before the end of his 2nd term.The truth is the country needs change but the change needed is one in the right direction.

The politicians that defected from PDP to APC come out to condemn PDP forgetting they are a part of the rot in the system.The flowers planted in Lagos did beautify Lagos but at what cost.So much billions spent planting flowers and the toll gate at Lekki in which the masses are being ripped off.This was a BOT project and yet the company fully paid for the job still collect tolls.

As for Jonathan I don't even want to talk about him.A promise of 2nd Niger bridge and stable power that clearly eludes us. insecurity and corruption that stinks to the high heavens.We have a clown as a president.Please go out and vote for the candidate of your choice. In my opinion both candidates are not just the kind of president the nation needs.Its just like trying to explain the difference between 6 and half a dozen.

faints

anthoniosp:
Governor Babatunde Fashola to
PDP...
1. "There are only 2 states in Nigeria
running Free Education from Primary
school to the University,Kano and Imo
APC controlled states.
2. "There are only two states giving the
poor masses alternative means of
Transportation. Monorail the 1st in
Nigeria Electric driven Train Fashola's
lagos and Amaechi's Rivers, Controlled
by APC.
3. "There is only ONE state feeding its
pupils at least one Egg/day with fruit,
rice and Beans that's Osun's Aregbe,
APC state
4. "There are only 2 states that provided
Computer/Tablet free of Charge to the
student of the poor in PUBLIC
SECONDARY SCHOOLS that's Ekiti and
Osun (Opon Imo an ipad) They are APC
Governors.
And ....
1. "There are only 2 states that are
owing workers up to 6 months salary -
that's Idris Wada's Kogi State and
Gabriel Suswan of Benue State. Both are
PDP states.
2. There is ONLY one state that sacked
its workers, in thousands! For what
Offence? You might ask. Because they
are not indigene. That is Theodore Orji,
Abia PDP Governor
3. There is only one government that
sacked 16,000 doctors and is PDP
government
"Anyone who still pretends not to see
major economic, ideological differences
between this two PARTIES APC vs PDP
will not see the Tallest Building in the
World even if he stands in the front of it"

There is a state owing its workers salary for 5 months and 3 weeks.That is Osun State and its an APC state .Always be detailed in your analysis

The truth is there is no major difference between PDP and APC .

They are all thieves.

olaxco2f:
INEC Champions League Final (PDP vs APC)
DATE: 28 MARCH 2015
TICKET: PVC
KICK OFF: 10:AM
VENUE: ESTADIO DE POLLING BOOT
CAPACITY: 68MILLION
REFEREE: ATTAHIRU JEGA
CLUB: PDP FC VS APC FC
DEFENDING CHAMPION PDP FC
FORMATION:4:3:3
As the defending champions, This is a
defending formation in the bid to defend their
title.
LINE UP.
Jonathan Patience. - GK
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala
David Mark
Edwin Clark
Ayo Fayose. - yellow card
Godswill Akpabio- central midfielder Adamu
Muazu
Nnamani Sambo
Gabriel Suswan
Olusegun Mimiko
Goodluck Jonathan. -(C)
SUBS.
Fani Kayode- yellow card
Alison Maduekwe
Musiliu Obanikoro
Reuben Abati
COACH- Asari Dokubo.(with no pedigree) .

APC FC FORMATION: 5:4:3
APC FC Employs a diamond formation with
attacking options and prolific striker leading the
attack.
LINE UP.
Rotimi Amaechi- GK
Bola Tinubu
Raji.
Rochas Okorocha
John Oyegun
Muhammadu Buhari -(C)
Abubakar Atiku. - on loan from PDP FC
Aminu Tambuwal. - on loan from PDP FC
Bisi Akande
Adams Oshiomole. -winger
:4:4Yemi Osibanjo. - on loan from Redeemed fc
SUBS:
John Kayode
Rauf Aregbesola
Dr Bukola Saraki
Segun Oni
COACH- Baba Olusegun Obasanjo. - former PDP FC player.
Match Commissioner: EU Election Monitoring
Observer.
Predict the score correctly and win a trip to
Wonderland in Borno State.

APC FC Formation: 5:4:3

Please are you indirectly passing a message across that The referee and his assistant will be biased.Apart from the goalkeeper you need 10 players for your team formation.

PDP FC Formation is 4:3:3.
APC seems to have 13players and PDP 11 players based on your team list.

Na wa o.I don't think one needs to be filled with the holy spirit to discern that the church was founded strictly as a money making venture.

The sharing formula for the profit generated is laying a foundation for a full scale war between husband and wife.

The prophet and prophetess are simply obeying the rule of follow the money.My investment must yield dividends.