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CelebritiesRe: This Is The Girl Who Claimed To Be The Tallest Model In The World (see PICTURE) by softwerk(f): 2:05pm On Jul 08, 2017
TroubleMaker47:
Mehn dogging dis chick go hard sha oo
You're dead wrong grin

She knells down you stand for deep penetration!
CelebritiesRe: Pics Of Super Eagles Defender Echiejile Patronising Roadside Roasted Corn Seller by softwerk(f): 10:01pm On Jul 07, 2017
And he still collected change from the poor struggling woman cry
SportsRe: BRADLEY LOWERY Popular Sunderland Dies! After Loosing Fight To Cancer by softwerk(f): 8:47pm On Jul 07, 2017
I knew the guy at Sunderland FC cry

So painful to loose an infantcry

It's a really strange world we live in huh

Those deserving of death stay alive while those deserving of life............huh

Dear God, we need a devine miracle for Carl Ikeme......If that's not too much to ask!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-Power Now On Nairaland: #NPowerNG, You Can Reach Us On Any Of These Platforms by softwerk(f): 1:41pm On Jul 07, 2017
All those girls forming slay queens on Nairaland oya come and follow NPOWER let us know all of you grin
CelebritiesRe: Man Called Out For Sleeping With Blac Chyna Shares Bedroom Photos by softwerk(f): 6:06pm On Jul 06, 2017
Ashawo no be work angry
PoliticsCourt Suspends Dino Melaye's Recall (Pics) by softwerk(op): 4:17pm On Jul 06, 2017
Breaking News: A Federal High Court sitting in Abuja is said to have suspended the recall process of Senator Dino Melaye!

See Dino's tweet celebrating the news and reactions from twitter followers.

Which way Nigeria?!




https://mobile.twitter.com/dino_melaye/status/882977924210667520?p=v

EducationRe: UNILAG Responds To A Post About Professor That Flogged Students On Nairaland by softwerk(f): 3:41pm On Jul 06, 2017
I blame Burhari embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Reacts To Wizkid, Davido And Tekno’s 'International' Rant by softwerk(f): 1:01pm On Jul 06, 2017
Hmmmmmmm!!!

This one 'hairy' toto don dey cratch am again angry

Mtcheeew embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda’s Hilarious Reaction To Wizkid, Davido And Tekno’s International Rant by softwerk(f): 12:54pm On Jul 06, 2017
Hmmmmmmm!!!

This one 'hairy' toto don dey cratch am again angry

Mtcheeew embarassed
EducationRe: Medicine, Pharmacy, Nursing, Medical Laboratory Science, Or Physiotherapy? by softwerk(f): 7:20am On Jul 06, 2017
Let him choose Pharmacy!

There are more opportunities in selling drugs both legit and illegit undecided
CelebritiesRe: Singer Tekno Pictured Smoking Weed Live On Camera As He Freestyle (photos) by softwerk(f): 7:15am On Jul 06, 2017
Weed ke?! huh

I just hope it's Osogbo weed!
SportsRe: Kelechi Nwakali Visits Arsene Wenger (Photos) by softwerk(f): 7:04am On Jul 06, 2017
Ogbajohn:
tomorrows fixed game out ..view details from pic
So everyday you get winning tickets Ogbajohn.........Hmmmm angry

You must have closed all the betting companies by winning all their money for yourself!

I wonder why Seun and Lalasticlala still allow this fraudster on Nairaland sad
PetsRe: Medical Doctors Rescue Dog Brutalized By Its Owner’s Neighbor In Delta State by softwerk(f): 10:46am On Jul 05, 2017
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?!

Animal brutality!

Is the neighbor a member of badoo?! cry

Why display so much violence against the poor animal?! cry cry cry cry cry cry

If this had happened in the US that guy will be jailed for sure cry

IDIOT
PoliticsRe: Maitama Sule’s Corpse Arrives Abuja, Received By Abba Kyari by softwerk(f): 5:01pm On Jul 04, 2017
Keneking:
Welcome sir...

In other news, Abba Kyari has been relegated to receiving corpse in his latest appointment undecided

I hope his Boss would arrive intact to avoid stories that touch undecided
They all come back home to be buried angry

Politicians that over the decades could not develop out health sector; they always come back home to be buried sad

Nigeria nah burial ground?!
RomanceRe: Man Appreciates His Wife After Sex (Photo) by softwerk(f): 4:50pm On Jul 04, 2017
Hmmmmm grin

Ordinary horse riding, what if I offer you 'ITALIAN DOGGY FROGGY'?! kiss

I guess you'll prepare pounded yam for me as BREAKFAST grin
RomanceSEXY or TRASHY - A Lady's Outfit To A Club (Photo) by softwerk(op): 1:19pm On Jul 04, 2017
Some girls no get shame at all angry

See what somebody's future mummy wore to a club in Benin!

Cool?

Sexy?

Trashy?

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44

CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her Skin Despite Tough Days (Photos) by softwerk(f): 1:15pm On Jul 03, 2017
Yemi Alade is bae kiss

Yemi Alade is a wonderfully talented musician and a role model to upcoming stars kiss

Only say she adores her se*x toys too much!

I have never even met her boyfriend sef but I doubt she's a lesbian tongue
CelebritiesRe: Reekado Banks Carries Dija's Son [PICS] by softwerk(f): 1:12pm On Jul 03, 2017
I like this Dija only say she NO get Nyansh and Boobi cry

Even the reality of her talent sef is still debatable!
CrimeRe: Young Comedian, Chinedu Paul, A.k.a. MC Think Twice Mistaken To Be A Badoo Membe by softwerk(f): 1:10pm On Jul 03, 2017
The same way the Ghanaian Major Mahama was lynched and burnt just recently cry

MC should RIP but buy a good car on arrival in the afterlife cry

Say NO to push and start!
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija Star Soma Performing To Unconcerned Crowd [PICS] by softwerk(f): 1:06pm On Jul 03, 2017
I desperately need the specie of weed the FTC guy is on shocked
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-power Beneficiaries: First Batch Of Afrione Devices Delivered - See Details by softwerk(f): 7:27am On Jul 03, 2017
I guess those policemen are also waiting for their copies grin
RomanceRe: Eye Opener For Guys Who Can't Keep Their Pant Up When They See Any Girl by softwerk(f): 7:03am On Jul 03, 2017
I smell lies angry
RomanceRe: Marriage Between Nigerian Man And Ghanaian Bride Sparks Up Jollof Rice Debate by softwerk(f): 6:57am On Jul 03, 2017
adewuyiade:
9ja own


Re open Lautech
That's the only thing you keep saying on every thread angry

Who Lautech help?!
NYSCRe: Corper To Rebuild Rashidi Yekini’s Grave (Photos) by softwerk(f): 5:39pm On Jul 01, 2017
NYSC is now a complete joke and has long outlived it's purpose!

Did he study Grave Engineering at Unilag?! sad

PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Storms Anambra, Amidst Election Saga, Received By Huge Crowd by softwerk(f): 5:36pm On Jul 01, 2017
This dude has seriously and severally flouted his bail conditions sad

He should be very careful and STOP playing on the intelligence of the Judge or he may just return back to JAIL!

El-Zakzaky is still in Jail, Dasuki is still in Jail......Meanwhile this man found with guns and plotting to divide a sovereign nation is going upandan dancing shoki sad

Let Buhari come back home first..........Me, I have said my own, let me come and be going!
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Commends Man Who Refunded Stipends Paid To Him After Leaving N-Power by softwerk(f): 12:44pm On Jul 01, 2017
An IPOD will never do this sad
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji Looks Hot With Her Baby Bump In New Photos by softwerk(f): 10:18am On Jul 01, 2017
Extremely Ugly Musheshe angry

Wanabe celebrity riding on the popularity of her old hag of a sister Linda Ikeji sad

I mtcheeew for YOU! Wawa!
CelebritiesRe: Fans React To Davido's Hairy Armpit: "Buy N50 Shaving Stick From Your N30bn" by softwerk(f): 10:14am On Jul 01, 2017
Very Arrogant, Senseless, Irresponsible, Pu*ssy Hunter, Flesh-To-Flesh Crooner, Money-Miss-Road, Talentless Small Boy! angry

Not a single sensible album in all his career yet always picking cheap childish fights with my sweetheart Wizybaby kiss

I mtcheeew for you Davido!!!

Stupidity Fall on YOU lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo Begins Search For Her Own Billionaire Saudi Heir, Just Like Rihanna by softwerk(f):
ASHAWO in Wonderland sad

No Saudi Billionaire for an IPOD slut*t

Look for your kind; Rotten ant infested firewood attract only Lizards, Wall Geckos and Frogs sad
CelebritiesRe: Braless Regina Daniels Flashes Nip Tips In Cute Selfies by softwerk(f): 9:45am On Jul 01, 2017
I hope Tonto Dike is not the mentor of this beautiful damsel sad

Because all I see in her is the same 'fucki-fucki' spirit of The Tontolet! grin

Now we all know her final destination! SAD

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