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PoliticsRe: See What A Street In Surulere Currently Looks Like After The Heavy Downpour Last by softwerk(f):
I still love Lagos all the same grin

I know some victims of ritual murders are also floating amongst the refuse!

The refuse flooding though cannot prevent a pu*ssy Hunter from his hunting kiss tongue
PoliticsRe: See Campaign Poster Netherlands-based Nigerian Woman Wish To Become President by softwerk(f): 12:41pm On Jul 22, 2017
This one's are jokers and can't even win Councillorship in a Ward in Ikorodu grin

It's either APC or PDP!

Nigeria is not France or the UK sad
EducationRe: The Way This Lady Celebrated Her Graduation Has Gotten Twitter Users Upset by softwerk(f): 12:37pm On Jul 22, 2017
Go girl!!! Way to go............... grin

Them haters don't even deserve to suck your neat pu*ssy..........Let them suck on the as*shole just after pooping!
CelebritiesRe: This Epic Throwback Photo Of Uti Nwachukwu And Mercy Johnson Got People Talking by softwerk(f): 12:32pm On Jul 22, 2017
So Uti also joined in chopping her under aged kpomo?! shocked
FashionRe: Mr & Miss Nigeria International 2017 Contestants Make First Appearance (photos) by softwerk(f): 6:00am On Jul 22, 2017
devdanArthur98:
Take a good look at the photo on your profile and tell yourself who the real ashawo is
Why the hell did you stop taking your meds psycho?
FashionRe: Mr & Miss Nigeria International 2017 Contestants Make First Appearance (photos) by softwerk(f): 5:04pm On Jul 21, 2017
I can't believe somebody has this one as her role model angry

Ashawo!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!

RomanceRe: Need A Matured Lady by softwerk(f): 1:46pm On Jul 20, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
[s][/s]

Read your post again and cry for yourself!!

Even a sex doll, you will have to pay and get it... talk more of a human being!!

Go and BUY soap and masturbate!!

pervert
Honey don't mind them abeg........Na as your body dey do you dey express grin

The only no go area for me is your "average di*ck"........I hate average!
RomanceRe: Man Jumps Down From Mast After Knowing That His Girl Had Sex With His Brother by softwerk(f): 12:35pm On Jul 20, 2017
Did he die?! embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Victor Anichebe Flies Dj Cuppy To His New Base In China [PICS] by softwerk(f): 12:22pm On Jul 20, 2017
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww sad

The ticket is not even business class!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Thank you all by softwerk(f): 10:16pm On Jul 19, 2017
dyze:
May truth help you out. Wish you the best.
So truth will manifest physically and credit his sad

Wicked fellow!
CelebritiesRe: Programme To Be Consumed By Nigerians Must Be Produced In Nigeria - Lai Mohammed by softwerk(f): 10:00pm On Jul 19, 2017
My own is bring The Voice Nigeria currently being held in South Africa to Nigeria angry

Me, I have said my own!
TravelRe: Yankari Wikki Warm Springs Underwater Video & Photos by softwerk(f): 12:29pm On Jul 19, 2017
myk2mic:
Abeg how did you travel to the state nd how much did u spend, Hw is accommodation there
Take a flight from your current location to Jos if you can afford that‎ take a cab to University of Jos main gate, you'll get a direct taxi going to Bauchi State (1 hour, 15mins from Jos).

Take another taxi and lodge at preferably Awalah Hotels and sleep soundly for tomorrow's journey to Yankari. You can get a direct taxi to Yankari from a park close to Awalah Hotels or better travel in style and charter a taxi for the duration of your stay at Yankari.

Or better still travel in your personal car (you would be given your own personal reserve guide to follow you in your car during daily game viewing) very exciting!!!

The journey from Awalah Hotels to Yankari Game Reserve entrance gate is approximately 45mins and from the gate to the camp is approximately 1hour 30mins!

Your exciting personal game viewing starts from the game on your way to the camp!

Animals have right of way, no speeding and try not to stop to fix a bad tyre.......Hungry Wild lions roam freely!

Animals at Yankari: Lions, Water Bucks, Giraffes, Hippos, Crocodiles, Eagles, Elephants, Baboons, Gazelles, Antelopes, Pythons..........Etc

Different University Students always present for excursions, many Europeans also present! Exciting museum, lots of local gift items to buy, exciting restaurant, cheap accommodation suites!

Wikki warm springs is the divine icing on the cake. You can even swim at night if you wish.........Maybe they should just hire me to be their PRO sef!!!
EducationRe: 200level Absu Student Slumped And Died Yesterday Morning(pictures) by softwerk(f): 10:35pm On Jul 18, 2017
RIP my beloved brother! cry

Now your watch is over just when the winter Buhari brought to us bites even harder! angry

Death gave you the easier way out!

God rest your soul!!!
FamilyRe: 17-year-old Girl Who Got Pregnant At 14 Shows Off Her Cute Family by softwerk(f): 10:30pm On Jul 18, 2017
And why is the small sharp shooter hiding his face?! huh

Well, lovely family you have sha my small sister!

Congratulations again!
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Visited Over 167000 People In RDP Camps In Borno,showing Them Love( by softwerk(f): 10:27pm On Jul 18, 2017
Abeg where is the love he showed to them?! sad

Tuface Idibia; Fucki-fucki man!
TravelRe: Yankari Wikki Warm Springs Underwater Video & Photos by softwerk(f): 10:14pm On Jul 18, 2017
This is real guys grin

I've been there on a 2 week vacation before; only that those Hausa men couldn't take their eyes off my nyash in my Sexy Gucci Bikiniangry

Ashawo men in Yankari Game Reserve!

Later they will be claiming Sharia Law embarassed
RomanceRe: Former Gay Man Goes On Twitter To Search For Girlfriend by softwerk(f): 10:48am On Jul 18, 2017
owaeghianye:
He just had a taste of a warm, wet and juicy Pussyyy
Now he has promised not to go back to asss pounding
No matter how we try to criticize sexual intercourse and try to say it is overrated by Engaging in solo masturbation, pounding another man's asss we can not deny the fact that inserting the peniss inside Of the virginaa of a woman is the sweetest thing to ever happened to a man.
That feeling is second to know. The warmness of the Virginiaa is one in a million.
Chai!
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Shows Off Lovely Hairstyle And Make Up While Clubbing With Iyanya by softwerk(f): 8:14am On Jul 18, 2017
Hold on....When it's inside...You go feel am grin kiss
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shows Off His House, Its Interior, Furniture (Photos, Video) by softwerk(f): 10:34pm On Jul 17, 2017
Mtcheeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww huh
RomanceRe: This Lady Dm'd A Man 7 Months Ago And He Became The Man Of Her Dreams! by softwerk(f): 10:22pm On Jul 17, 2017
dinma007:
A Twitter user who was in an emotionally draining relationship one year ago has found the man of her dreams. According to her, she sent him and message and the rest became history.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/07/lady-dmd-man-7-months-ago-became-man-dreams.html

Cc; lalasticlala
I finally give up on Nairaland guys! sad

Only f*uckboys are present here!

Twitter and Instagram here I come......... grin

WARNING: Fu*ck boys please keep off me on twitter and Instagram!

Softwerk
Car TalkRe: Lady Meets Snake While Coming Down From Her Husband's Car, Then This Happened by softwerk(f): 10:15pm On Jul 17, 2017
ovaRAYted:
is it just me or does the snake look photoshopped?? undecided ...just saying tho lipsrsealed
It's obviously photoshop!
Christianity EtcRe: An Owl "Killed" By Bishop Sam Zuga's World Wonders Water by softwerk(f): 4:46pm On Jul 17, 2017
You just killed a very beautiful innocent bird cry
RomanceRe: My Girl Friend Is Hot I Swear by softwerk(f): 4:38pm On Jul 17, 2017
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?! angry sad

Why always underage girls now?
RomanceRe: Lady Gets Engaged On Her Graduation Day (Photos) by softwerk(f): 3:34pm On Jul 17, 2017
Tobicrystal:
Thanks....at least I am not hating and wishing anoda person bad ....and for ur info I'm only waiting for u to accept me and let's start dis together.....lol
I have read your profile and I don't think you fit to my specification tongue

For your information I don't date broke guys!
RomanceRe: Lady Gets Engaged On Her Graduation Day (Photos) by softwerk(f): 2:11pm On Jul 17, 2017
Tobicrystal:
Enemy of progress...well done ma.....It wasn't planned cos I was there....and stop saying junks...The dude is a friend and we all are happy for him
Mr Follow-follow assistant boyfriend angry

I hope you self don propose to that small girl you have been deceiving for years now and chopping her KPOMO for free daily!
RomanceRe: Lady Gets Engaged On Her Graduation Day (Photos) by softwerk(f): 1:44pm On Jul 17, 2017
Wayo-wayo surprised engagement ! angry

She planned it; thats why she made those "Ayamatanga" Nails angry

I'm NOT impressed!

Anyway congrats sha embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Picks Halimar Abubaka From Hospital, To Personally Take Care Of Her by softwerk(f): 11:51am On Jul 16, 2017
The reality of this women's marriage crash has seriously left her broken and in continuous dire need of attention sad

3 months ago she saved an accident victim, paid his bills and bought him new clothes same day!

1 month ago she returned her brideprice back to Churchill's family she claimed she initially paid by herself huh

Last 2 weeks she joined in a publisised march against women abuse in Lagos.

3days ago she declared she's now born again after cursing and insulting the living day light out of Churchill and his mother!

Yesterday she went back filming at nollywood and today she's in the news again!

I think her strategy is to always be in the news with the aim of "peppering" her estranged Churchill embarassed
PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo Retrieving Palm Fruits From His Domain (Photos) by softwerk(f): 9:28am On Jul 16, 2017
stieyven:
He who calls his brother a fool shall be in danger of hell. Matthew 5:22
You when never call your brother fool are you not already in the hell of poverty in this cursed country?! sad
RomanceRe: Young Lady, Ada Promise To Change Her Ways After Featuring Movies With IndecentStar by softwerk(f): 6:06pm On Jul 15, 2017
Is this Tblak guy on Nairaland sef huh

I need to preach to him, seriously!
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Steps Out In Dress Made Of Transparent Nylon by softwerk(f): 6:03pm On Jul 15, 2017
This one taya even me huh
PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo Retrieving Palm Fruits From His Domain (Photos) by softwerk(f): 6:00pm On Jul 15, 2017
These are the people that impoverished the Niger Delta in the name of Liberation ONLY to greedily fill their own pockets and bellies sad angry

I mtcheeewww for you Asari Dokubo!

Why is the FOOL even still living in Nigeria?! I thought he claimed Benin Republic at one time shocked

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