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RomanceRe: See The Raunchy Dance & Kissing Between A Small Girl & Boy That Has Gone Viral by softwerk(f): 2:54pm On Jul 25, 2017
This one has already picked the form to become a full-time Babymama sad

I do not blame her or her parents however, I blame Davido!

He will surely get his reward on the last day for teaching our small-small children that it's okay to do flesh-flesh and line up babymamas upandan cry cry cry
AutosRe: Tanker Fully Loaded With Aviation Fuel Crashes In Ojuelegba(photos) by softwerk(f): 2:51pm On Jul 25, 2017
I know AFONJA Lagosians will still risk their lives to scoop Aviation Fuel.........to sell to whom I don't know! grin
PoliticsRe: Court Frees Joachim Iroko, Man Who Named His Dog After Buhari by softwerk(f): 2:45pm On Jul 25, 2017
I'm sure the hediot must have learnt his lesson the bitter way angry

Next time have some respect for His Excellency Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR!......A living dog is better than a dead lion!

I'm sure no IPOD will name his DOG Nnamdi Kanu lipsrsealed
Nairaland GeneralRe: Big Python Killed By John Nani, A Commissioner In Delta State (Photos) by softwerk(f): 8:53am On Jul 25, 2017
So a whole Commissioner for Environment does NOT know that part of his job is Environmental and Wild Life Conservation?! shocked

United Nations will soon declare the African python extinct at this rate of their senseless genocide!

And to think that Lala is somewhere warming up to move this to FP is also very disappointing!

Delta State is so unfortunately cursed with moronic leaders!
CelebritiesRe: Vocalist, Miley Cyrus Allowed Fans To Finger, Romance Her During Her Show (pics) by softwerk(f): 8:38am On Jul 25, 2017
Is this not the same Hannah Montana on my small daughter's school bag shocked
FoodRe: I Was Served Groundnuts, Garden Egg, Coke, Sweet At A Wedding Today Pics by softwerk(f): 8:15pm On Jul 24, 2017
Factfinder1:
So today I attended a mass wedding of about 10 couples some of who already have children and have not wedded properly in the church and some who only married traditionally they where afforded the privilege to marriy properly in the church and the wedding was sponsored by the church. am not being ungreatful at all but I just wonder what name to call this combination
And so what?! Sharap there sad

That was what they could afford!

Eat it, thank them and go home glutton!
PoliticsRe: Boy Sprayed Money For Dressing & Talking Like Nnamdi Kanu On His Graduation Day by softwerk(f): 8:08pm On Jul 24, 2017
This boy needs to be arrested for treasonable felony angry
CelebritiesRe: Anambra Election Governorship: Yul Edochie Garners Support From Anambra Women by softwerk(f): 8:03pm On Jul 24, 2017
squash47:
Under which party ? this boy think say governorship for real life na same with governorship for nollywood film....
MAKE UNA TELL AM O....
The same thing they told Trump and Desmond Elliot angry

Enemy of progress!
CelebritiesRe: Bisola Hangs Out With Omotola & Saidi Balogun At Banana Island Ghost Screening by softwerk(f): 7:54pm On Jul 24, 2017
Is that not that lady that sucked a married man's prick on live TV for awa entertainment ?! grin
RomanceRe: Swim Instructor's Under Water Pre-Wedding Photoshoot In Abuja by softwerk(f): 7:40pm On Jul 24, 2017
Wow!

I love the mammy water packaging kiss
CelebritiesRe: Runtown Shares Cute Photo With His Son by softwerk(f): 7:35pm On Jul 24, 2017
OMG to born fine baby is just hungrying me now grin
CrimeRe: Frustrated Jobless School Leaver Commits Suicide In Imo State by softwerk(f): 7:32pm On Jul 24, 2017
Bloggers and dirty lies!

How can that one be dead with that small rope and with his legs still touching the floor huh

Why did I even just waste my MBS on this nonsense thread sef!
Science/TechnologyRe: Lamb Born With Human-Like Face In Ghana (Disturbing Photos) by softwerk(f): 7:26pm On Jul 24, 2017
This is an abomination angry

But i'm waiting for NwaAmaikpe to comment before I do!
PoliticsRe: Kate Owoko Builds Floating Toilet In Bayelsa. Invites Press To Commission It by softwerk(f): 7:17pm On Jul 24, 2017
She did well by the personal standard of GEJ angry

S*hit business is serious business!


GEJ as President with his babes Deiziani and Patience stealing from Left, Right and Centre didn't do a single road to his village in Otuoke!


Now the joke is on him! (It feels orgasmicly good being right)
PoliticsRe: EFCC Shares Identity Of The Guy Behind Their Twitter Handle, Nigerians React by softwerk(f): 7:12pm On Jul 24, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Great Shaw.
We'd miss your talent and versatility.

God's grace and success in your future endeavours.
I like this guy so much kiss

I believe he will possess a BIG and LONG instrument of penetration kiss grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: [PHOTOS] Fashion Or Madness?: Lady Reveals Private Part In Crazy Outfit by softwerk(f): 7:07pm On Jul 24, 2017
I love ladies that can display and celebrate their womanhood without fear kiss

Go girl! Keep the guys lusting! But leave them only with a hard one grin
Car TalkRe: Commercial Bus Is Burning On 3rd Mainland Bridge In Lagos by softwerk(f):
This could just be a planned publicity for ARM grin

I don't trust Nigerians anymore especially Davido and Wizkid angry
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Lady Draws Flavour, Phyno, Emmanuella (Photos) by softwerk(f): 6:55pm On Jul 24, 2017
Wowwwwwwwwwwwww!

A naked Flavour Nabania playing his guiter over his abunna shocked

Now I can't sleep again!
CelebritiesRe: Ay’s Movie Wins 5 Awards At The Just Concluded Ghana Golden Movie Awards by softwerk(f): 6:53pm On Jul 24, 2017
I somehow dislike AY huh

I personally think his jokes are dry and his movies lack a good director's classic touch!

The jazzman behind his acclaimed successful movies must be very strong angry

I even think he's gay!
PoliticsRe: Omojuwa Finally Revealed The Man Behind Twitter @officialefcc by softwerk(f): 6:47pm On Jul 24, 2017
He somehow looks like a very stupid person in the face angry

So this is the person that has been insulting his father's mate behind the EFCC screen?!

Mtcheeewww!
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Photo With APC Governors In London Is Old And Fake – FFK by softwerk(f): 3:35pm On Jul 24, 2017
Nagisa:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10208915249787939&id=1516216357
Even the mirror behind Buhari does not capture his reflection lipsrsealed
Car TalkRe: This N600m 2000 Mercedes Benz CLK-GTR Will Leave You Speechless (photos & Video) by softwerk(f): 3:27pm On Jul 24, 2017
Only my boyfriend and Christiano Ronaldo can afford this pretty baby kiss
CelebritiesRe: Rukky Sanda Rock Sexy Outfit With Omotola Jaladeat An Event by softwerk(f): 10:41am On Jul 24, 2017
Girls with big booo*bs rock kiss
CelebritiesRe: LOVELY! See New Photo Of Music Legend, Tony Tetuila by softwerk(f): 12:42pm On Jul 23, 2017
I hope he's not suffering from erectile dysfunction huh sad
HealthRe: Breast Sucking For Male Adults by softwerk(f): 11:07pm On Jul 22, 2017
I love it when my big breasts are sucked very vigorously, morning day and night grin

It cures my headaches and body pains!

No wonder I hardly visit my massage parlour regularly again!

God bless my bae, you know yourself.........Lalasticlala kiss
EventsRe: Check Out This Wedding Invitation by softwerk(f): 11:00pm On Jul 22, 2017
Choi cool

Marriage just dey hungry me!

My pu*ssy has been itching me now unending for 3 weeks!

God please answer my humble prayers!
CelebritiesRe: 'your Sperm Wasn't Worth My Womb' -vera Sidika Replies Nigerian Ex-boyfriend by softwerk(f): 6:48pm On Jul 22, 2017
bigass123:
Never underestimate the power of the ass....
For men like us with 6.2" tools.. We no dey take ASSet lightly. We pump hard for the rear with unbelievable HP.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww 6.2 Inches shocked

Now I must have to fork you!
CelebritiesRe: 'your Sperm Wasn't Worth My Womb' -vera Sidika Replies Nigerian Ex-boyfriend by softwerk(f): 2:24pm On Jul 22, 2017
walearoy:
I like her ass sha
bigass123:
shocked
The as*s men have come again!

The only thing you picked from all her ranting was the size of her a*ss huh
RomanceRe: Couples Who Met 2years Ago On Facebook Set To Marry (photos) by softwerk(f): 1:41pm On Jul 22, 2017
Facebook has been making marriages!

Twitter has been making marriages!!

Instagram has been making marriages!!!

Snapchat has been making marriages!!!!

Nairaland is only filled with fuc*k boys who are too phony to commit to a real relationship embarassed
CrimeRe: Hilarious Pictures Of ISIS Terrorists Trying To Flee Musol In Female Disguise by softwerk(f): 1:32pm On Jul 22, 2017
This is so disgusting embarassed

And to think that they throw down homosexuals from roof tops to their deaths sad
RomanceRe: My Pre Wedding Picture by softwerk(f): 1:07pm On Jul 22, 2017
Congratulations my beloved brother on agreeing to marry your Bestie grin

Hope you have tasted your bestie's puna to avoid stories that touch on your honeymoon!

Me I have said my own lipsrsealed

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And for those Nairaland fu*ckboiz always disturbing my peace with Pms, you see your life?!

This young man is NOT your mate huh

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