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I never knew this person even passed secondary school sef

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NwaAmaikpe:


Nnamdi KANU should stop all these theatrics.
You are the leader of a movement and not a celebrity.


Nelson Mandela didn't do this,
Che Guevara didn't do this,
Patrice Lumumba didn't do this,
Kwame Nkrumah didn't do this,
Malcolm X didn't do this,
Dai Lama didn't do this,


This war against injustice can not be won through Nollywood antics,
It can not be won through unarmed gullible followers.
It can only be won by making the goal common and the means to attaining it readily handy.

This war against segregation, tribalism, nepotism, neglect and marginalization shall be won through intelligent covert strategies.

Cultists and The Niger Delta militants are tricked to surrender their arms and embrace amnesty when the Fulani militia are not disarmed.
Thereby weakening the arsenal of the South in the event of an uprising..

We need to think.
We've been deceived for so long.

Enough of this,
Nnamdi Kanu....
Enough,

I leaned back to take a look at his d.!ck and gave another loud gasp. That shit had to be at least 9 inches!

When I opened the door to see Mr. K at the entrance, I was first taken aback by his height…

We were basically the same height, and for a girl who is 5ft3, seeing a guy of my height hardly ever happened. I was not judging, just surprised.

We talked on the phone before choosing a time and place and you would have never guessed he was a short guy from his deep voice. Although I had no clue how a short guy is supposed to sound, but I digress.

Anyway, I stood back to let him in. After closing the door, he stood in front of me and gave me a quick kiss. Then, as I kissed him back, he deepened the kiss as we stumbled to the bed.

I got off to slowly take my clothes off as he watched. I found that my clients liked it when I did that.

I guess they love to enjoy the full display of what they paid for. After removing my clothes, I stood N@kkd in front of him for a couple of minutes to give him a chance to admire his goods.

I watched his eyes on me. He looked from my lips to my neck, then to my perky DD B@.0bs and down my slim waist to my bald Pu.$$y. I could almost see him drool in response.

After his eyes made their way down to my legs, I turned around to give him a good view of my ass. I heard him groan. I hoped that meant he thought it was money well spent.

I turned and went closer to him on the bed. I unbuttoned his shirt and began to stroke his chest. He was pretty hairy but I have learned, in my line of work, not to pay too much attention to a person’s body.

I stroked his body with my hands and moved down towards his pelvis then undid his belt. He pushed himself off a little so I could pull down his trousers.

I then reached down to pull down his briefs and gasped when I saw his semi-erect d.!ck. It was a surprise, given his height. I soon reached down to take his d.!ck in my mouth.

The more I sucked, the harder and bigger his d.!ck became. Its growth seemed to be unending and I was starting to get alarmed at his size. I kept on sucking until my mouth could barely cover the head of his C@.ck.

I leaned back to take a look at his d.!ck and gave another loud gasp. That shit had to be at least 9 inches.

This was officially the biggest d.!ck I ever experienced. I looked up to Mr. K’s face and saw him give a sheepish smile. I knew I had my work cut out for me.

I loved a challenge and getting the unexpected is something that came with the job. I loved money and I knew that the fastest way to ruin my reputation as a LovePeddler was to send back clients. So, I resolved to take on this Mountain Everest of a d.!ck and give it the most pleasure I can.

I went back to sucking but used both my hands so that his full length is covered. I made sure I kept his d.!ck well lubricated as I sucked on him and worked him the best I could.

He groaned and moaned as I kept taking his d.!ck in my mouth. Soon, he got up and pushed me down on the bed. I asked him to hold on a minute as I reached in my bag for a bottle of lubricant I carried with me just in case.

He collected it from me, unscrewed the cap and squirted generously into my Pu.$$y and on his d.!ck. Then he brought his d.!ck head close to my Pu.$$y entrance and pushed.

The head of his d.!ck was so big that it could not slide in. He pushed and pushed against me and I bit my lip in pain while he tried to penetrate.

He spread my legs wide apart and pushed some more.  I closed my eyes as I felt his C@.ck enter my tight cunt but could not enter completely.

I begged him to let me come on top as I was starting to feel uncomfortable. He agreed.  I gave it my best shot and tried to get him inside me as I straddled him. Still no luck.

Then a stony look came across his face that worried me. He pushed me over so he was on top again, and with one determined look, he thrust hard into my Pu.$$y.

just about burst into tears as he literally felt like he had split me in two. As soon as he had completely entered, he began to thrust even harder.

There was no gentleness in the way he F**.Cked. I tried to push him off and get him to go slow but he was not having it.

He bore down on me and F**.Cked my tight Pu.$$y open. He leant down, put his mouth on mine and began to kiss me passionately. Soon, the searing pain was replaced with sweet pleasure as my Pu.$$y began to adjust to him.

I began to get wetter which seemed to excite him. He began to ram into me even harder and my cervix protested.  I pushed against him, as I began to feel a mixture of pleasure and pain again. The more I pushed, the more excited he got.

He held both my legs far apart by my ankles and entered me so deep that I felt like his d.!ck will come out my mouth.

I moaned very loud, I was not even sure what I was feeling at this time. My juices were flowing, and I was getting aroused, but there was also some really intense pain.

My guy did not mind. He went to town on that tight Pu.$$y and make sure he got his pleasure. His thrusts started becoming a lot faster as he got close to climax. I cried out as he gave a couple of deep thrusts and came inside me.

I was in that hotel bed long after my client had left, waiting for my Pu.$$y to heal well enough so I could make my way home.


https://madailygist.com/confessions-the-one-who-was-too-big/

I went to Ogun looking forward to getting well and truly banged, and that was exactly what I got. It did not matter who offered it.

That Saturday morning found me on a bus, heading to OOU in Ogun state. Henry and I had been S3@.x:’-chatting for weeks now and the more he told me about the naughty things he planned, the hornier I got.

Normally, I would not consider making the journey of about two to three hours to his school in Ogun, but I just could not handle the teasing anymore.

He would tease me so bad that I found myself visiting my F**.Ck buddy, Korede, way more often than I should, trying to find a release; but when Henry talked about spreading my Pu.$$y and eating me so sweetly, I yearned for him even harder.

So, I decided to take the trip. A girl can only endure for so long.

Visiting him was quite fun. He and I hung out with his roommate. They treated me to fun places, good meals and great conversation.

I was having a good time. In the evening, we all hung out with a couple of his friends at a bar. As we talked, he would whisper naughty things in my ears.

He made such arousing promises that I could not wait to get back to his room. I was fidgeting and shifting all around as my Pu.$$y ached to come in contact with something hard.

Finally, we were in his room. We had had so much teasing that we both could not wait any longer. We were suddenly kissing passionately and hungrily. We roughly took off each other’s and desperately tried to move things along.

In a rush, he pushed me to the bed and continued to kiss me there. His wonderful tongue moved down my neck to my bre@.$ts and his hot mouth enveloped my N!.pplss. I wrapped my legs around him, threw my head back and moaned.

My Pu.$$y was dripping wet at this point and I began begging him to take me. We had had enough pre-intimacy with all the teasing and talk, now it was time for the F**.Cking to begin. I spread my legs wide and moaned in his ear to slide his C@.ck in me.

He began to grind against me again and again. He moaned and groaned in my ears as he moved against me, brushing my pelvis.

Once again, I moaned, “Gimme your d.!ck, baby, I’m ready for you.” And then he replied the words that completely broke my heart.

“It’s in, baby.”

What?!! He has been penetrating me and I had felt nothing. What the F**.Cking size of d.!ck was he working with

I had never had a small d.!ck before, and experiencing that right now made me want to burst into tears of frustration.

I was angry and felt lied to. I mean, why would he tease me so hard if he did not even have the tools to work with.

I did not say a thing to him, though, I just laid there, waiting for him to be done with his fruitless thrustings.

It was mixed emotions when it was finally over. I was glad to be done but I was still Hot as hell and needed to be F**.Cked by a real d.!ck. The night was shaping up to be the most disappointment I had ever experienced.

I laid down quietly and tried to get some sleep. He asked me if I had a good time. I simply ignored him. I was too tired, frustrated and Hot to even feel bad for him.

I tossed and turned for hours. At some point, I heard Henry gave a deep snore which meant he had fallen asleep.

The throbbing between my legs made it difficult to relax. There were even frustrated tears in my eyes.

I decided to go have a shower, hoping it will calm my restlessness and help me fall asleep. In his hostel, they have a shared bathroom space separated with stalls, so I wrapped a towel around myself and left the room.

The hallway leading to bathrooms was still and quiet, not surprising since it was already way past midnight.

entered the bathroom, chose a stall, and closed the door behind me. As the cool shower hit my hot body, I felt every part of my body tense up, even my N!.pplss hardened in response.

I began to rub my body when my hands brushed my hard N!.pplss. I let the feeling overwhelm me and began to tease my N!.pplss.

I knew that masturbating will only make me even more excited and frustrated but I was so Hot I could not help myself.

Soon, my sensual moan filled the quiet bathroom. I was so engrossed with playing with my B@.0bs that I did not notice someone enter the bathroom. I heard a knock on the door of my stall, it distracted me for a minute.

“Are you okay?” the voice asked. I assumed he mistook my moans for cried of pain.

“Yes… yes, I am,” I replied huskily. I wrapped a towel hurriedly around myself and opened the door to see a very tall, S3@.x:’y guy.

He was wearing a pair of grey boxers and he looked intently at me. I assured him I was fine as I ran my eyes appreciatively all over his toned body.

“I bet he is packing,” I thought to myself. I shook my head, closed the bathroom door behind me. I figured the stranger had left and I went back to what I was doing.

I closed my eyes, thought about the S3@.x:’y man I just saw and imagined his hands all over my body.

A knock interrupted me again. I was too into what I was doing that I ignored it. He knocked the second time.

“Do you need a hand,” my stranger asked, with S3@.x:’ual innuendo in his voice.

At this point, my Pu.$$y was throbbing and fingering myself was not helping, but I was not desperate enough to F**.Ck a stranger.

I opened the door again and was about to tell him off when I looked down to notice his erection blatantly staring at me.

I gasped in surprise and forgot what I was going to say when he gently pushed me into the stall and put his hands around my waist.

He turned me over so my ass was facing him. There was no need for pre-intimacy and all I knew at that point was that I need his d.!ck in me.

He obliged me and soon, my tight, wet and Hot cunt was eating up the big d.!ck it wanted. His thrusts filled me so completely that I was feeling him in my stomach.

He went in hard and fast. Each stroke drove me crazier and closer to my org@.$m. I reached down to play with my clit and stroked as he kept hitting me with wild abandon.

My org@.$m was sudden and explosive. I shivered around his d.!ck and felt my knees weaken.

It was a good thing he was holding me up, but soon, he gave a deep moan and one final, deep thrust and came inside my waiting Pu.$$y.

It was with satisfaction that I lay back down beside Henry that night. I was to return to Lagos early the next day.

I made this journey to Ogun looking forward to receiving a C@.ck so good that I was blown away, and that was exactly what I got. It did not matter who offered it.

https://madailygist.com/lolas-tales-my-night-took-a-surprising-turn/

But Ejanla Sef

Is this not the same who*re you invited to Nigeria that wreaked your account?!

I expect better self coordination from a father!

She actually looks like Kung-Fu Panda

SeyiLaw sef, why not just laugh over it and move on?!

The troll wanted some cheap popularity but got more than he requested for

Inspired from the movie I' robot

Every business this man puts his hand DIES

Foolish Talentless Boi

Fucki-fucki

He was lying on his back and simply wearing a pair of shorts. Did we F**.Ck last night?

I tossed in my bed and felt hardness. There was someone in my bed. A man, by the feel of his muscles against my arm.

I could not remember anything about the night before. I knew I was with my friends at a club. I knew I had a lot to drink. But for the life of me, I could not remember how I got back home. More importantly, I did not remember how I happened to have a man in my bed.

He shifted and turned. He was lying on his back and simply wearing a pair of shorts. Did we F**.Ck last night?

I looked up at his face. He looked innocent as he slept, quite handsome actually. His mouth was slightly opened, his breaths deep.

Perhaps feeling my gaze on him, he opened his eyes a little bit, peering at me.

“Thanks for letting me crash here,” he said quietly, his voice groggy from sleep.

I did not know how to respond. I wonder if he would feel offended is I said I had no clue who he was. I simply nodded.

He moved to lay on his side, facing me and brought an arm to settle on my bare stomach. It was then I realised that I was in my underwear. I glanced around, wondering where my clothes were but trying not to draw attention to how confused I was.

“You look so beautiful in the morning,” he said, as he trailed his hand down my stomach to the waistband of my panties. Using his index finger, he tugged at the band like he was going to push it down, but looked up at me in question.

By this time, I had noticed his very obvious erection. I eyed it, wondering if I had a piece the night before. I could not deny that the thought of F**.Cking him excited me.

I felt the finger slide into my panties, then his palm. He gently rubbed the outside of my Pu.$$y, using his finger to slide down the lines that separated my Pu.$$y lips.

I watched his hand. It was definitely too late to ask him who he was now. All that mattered was that his finger was already moving sweetly into my cunt and his palm was pushing against my clit.

I moaned, reaching out to grab his erection through his shorts. The head of his d.!ck jerked towards my hand. He must have felt something too because he pulled out his hand from my Pu.$$y and hurriedly took off his shorts. He returned to me and after sparing me a quick glance, removed my panties.

He came to settle between my legs. He sat on his knees and used the head of his C@.ck to tease the entrance of my Pu.$$y open. I was wet now, my cunt throbbing for attention. Using his C@.ck, which was already leaking precum, he pushed himself deeper into my Pu.$$y, playing at the shallow end, exciting me even more. I closed my eyes and moved my hips towards him, wanting more. He granted my wish as he plunged so deeply into me that my back arched instantly in response.

I cried out in pleasure and he began to move, moving his d.!ck slowly in and out of me. I wanted more. I wanted roughness and passion and I knew exactly how I would get it.

I rested my hands on his shoulder and pushed him gently, urging him off of me. He looked at me curiously as I turned around and stood on my hands and knees. I felt him take his place behind me, facing my ass. He grabbed me by the waist and swiftly entered me. As soon as I felt him deep in my cunt, I began to move my hips back and forth, hungrily. He obliged me by moving faster against me too, his pelvis hitting me hard on the ass and his C@.ck gliding into me the way I wanted.

Panting, I continued to rock and buck my ass against him. I heard him groan as he held on to me and pumped me with fervour. He began to give a louder grunt as I felt myself building to org@.$m. I wanted to cum right alongside him. I tightened my Pu.$$y walls against him as I felt him begin to throb inside me. This caused him to let go and I did the same, both of us giving a loud moan as we both came.

“That was amazing,” he said, a couple of minutes later as we laid side by side.

I decided to give up the game. “Who are you?”

He laughed. “You do not remember?”

I shook my head.

“We met last night at the club. You invited me over but you were basically passed out drunk as soon as you took off your clothes and got into bed.” He said. “I was hoping to get another chance in the morning. I am glad I did.”

I must have still looked confused because he laughed, shook his head and said, “I am Adam.”

“Nice to meet you,” was all I could say in reply.

https://madailygist.com/lolas-tales-the-stranger-in-my-bed/

Jeus:
Ex Big Brother Naija Contestant, Mojisola Sowode popularly known as Coco Ice looks totally glam in this Bridal Photoshoot.

She will make a beautiful bride.

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/06/ex-bbn-housemate-cocoice-stuns-in.html

Okay but we still have not forgotten that the whole Africa saw your boob being sucked on live TV

Ashawo!

Including Billionaire Kidnapper Evans' deposits that your staff go to pick from his home regularly

Tell me another story jor!

Noctis:
You're obviously a primary 2 dropout. Do you even know how surrogacy works? You holier-than-thou dumbasses, always spouting your nonsense on public forums where people should get together to exchange progressive ideas. And props to the mods for enabling you.

An idiotic son of a deranged woman and a chronically insane man just spoke!

A simple withdrawal of you moronic dad's phalus from the gonorrhea infected cun*t of your mother would have worked the magic and maybe prevented your conception if not for the fact that you mother was serially gang-raped on the same night of your conception by a gang of ikorodu 'badoo' crime mongers!

We however still understand that despite the apparent confusion in your paternity, you still wil remain a bastard as no one born of a woman will accept your infectious stupidity!!!

And Solomon had a swatch wrist watch

I don't buy this concept!

‎My moral compass has been swinging on the extreme since I learnt that recently CR7 had twin babies from a surrogate mother.

For those who do not know, a surrogate mother is a woman that volunteers to be experimentally used in the conception of a baby by accepting the sperm of a man (in this case CR7) and the ovum or egg of a woman (in this case CR7's girlfriend).

The big question now on my mind now remains: Is giving birth to a baby through a surrogate mother an abomination, an certified act of adultery of a sinful act of fornication?!

Nairalanders please react!‎

The foolish AFONJA Hushpuppy does NOT know that BIAFRA has their own Gucci factory in Aba

Idiot Boy!

Stupidity is when you get a SAN to defend you in court but still go ahead singing like a canary while in detension

Wetin the lawyer one defend you for?!

Lexus Copycats

I'm not impressed!

NwaAmaikpe:


Her husband is very lucky...

He won't spend much...lizards don't wear pampers or eat Frisocrem.
She won't need to breastfeed the lizard too.

Something is seriously wrong with this dude

VIDEO: Nigerian Army Gen says attacks on Fulanis in the Mambilla was genocide committed against Fulani in Taraba aimed at wiping them out! pic.twitter.com/DOYDBz2BS4

https://mobile.twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/880109274717966346/video/1

I thank God for this FTC

I dedicate this FTC to my sweet heart and nairaland lover Capt Lalasticlala

I love you like I love Seun but I also admire Mynd44

This is a DEMONIC trend!!!

They were making the videos and taking pictures to upload on Nairaland for Seun and Lalasticlala

For no reward; not even a thank you mail