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The only tool I know 2face uses very well is the microphone in between his legs

I really think at this point it's okay to stop addressing this fellow in befitting titles like;

Popular Film maker, Movie Producer, Toyin Aimakhu's Ex Lover!!!

All I see is a common criminal masquerading all this while

These are the kind of stories that Seun and his boys can never resist!

Some churches have finally lost it

I blame the gullible members sha. Show me where Jesus or his disciples drank rat poison intentionally in the Bible!

Finally, Wike's village witches score a point

In falz voice - Itz hawa work o; softwerk

Refer to my comment on Lasaco Insurance please

Bad market alert!!!

All Unilag Oloshos please take note

Evicted Big Brother Nigeria Housemates return to Nigeria?!

This can confuse even an adult!

seunmsg:
I am not in a hopeless situation and please, tell your sister to quit peddling lies. Her blog is already popular, she should sustain the popularity with factual news and not outright falsehood.

Keep dreaming and living in false hope my brother!

Please remind me the last time the price of any commodity was reduced in Nigeria?!

Professor Osinbajo stated this after a closed-door meeting with the National Chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC), John Odigie-Oyegun at the Presidential Villa.

The Vice President maintained that having been elected on the same ticket with President Buhari, there is no need to think of resignation.

Professor Osinbajo said that he had a lengthy telephone conversation with President Buhari earlier in the day and briefed him about the national economic plan to get the country out of recession.

Source:

http://www.channelstv.com/2017/02/06/im-not-under-any-pressure-to-resign-osinbajo/

Abeg leave my sister Linda Ikeji alone!

Our current situation in Nigeria is absolute hopelessness!?

Protest is protest whether be it in 2012 or 2017

Nonsense!!!

I'm also on Ghost Mode leading the protest from my bedroom.

Nigerians and cheap lies this 2017.

I really hate Tinubu now for giving us this type of Leadership and Government!!!

Placing selfish interest before our collective National Interest!

This is worse than Onechance

If 'the Area fada' can join the protest, I wonder what's i'm still doing at home protesting on my NL page?

BTW have all the heavily armed notoriously trigger happy accidental discharge prone and joyless policemen left the stadium yet?!

This recession has really affected me;

Just imagine last Sunday my boyfriend replaced my Silver plated I phone 7 with a Gold plated I phone 7 Plus simply because I complained about the colour!

Yesterday I ate fried rice without meat, I had to manage Chicken with fried Giant Snails for dinner!

Only today my daddy that promised me a holiday in Dubai suddenly changed his mind to London he said he doesn't want me to catch cold from all the Snow in Dubai.

I have also been carrying the same N220,000 Brazilian hair for 2weeks now!

I really can't stand this recession any longer abeg, I have suffered too much!?

All those girls crying for nominated male house mates like they just got confirmed bad news from a London hospital

Miyonse just got played by Tboss; All those kisses just her strategy! He referred to the poor love sick small boy as a distraction!!!

This show really sucks sha!!!

Please who has an update on Lai Mohammed's investigation of The show?

Vaginal odor may be caused by bacterial vaginosis, chlamydia, gonorrhea, pelvic inflammatory disease, poor hygiene or yeast infections.

The odour results from an overgrown population of either the vaginal normal flora or accidentally introduced microbes from dirty toilets, an unwashed 'cassava' during sex or from an infected partner. The chances of the infection are higher in ladies with multiple partners and unprotected sexual activities.

I'll advice you sincerely and lovingly discuss with her that you both consult a medical doctor who will most likely recommend a vaginal swab culture and sensitivity test to determine the most prominent microbes and the antibiotics to use.

Please religiously take your prescription thereafter!!!

I however also recommend the following during the 2months treatment:

1. Change her body cream, hair products and bathing soaps. Buy her quality products with mild perfumes, I recommend Fair & White, Extreme Glow and Dettol Soaps. Don't forget to include mild roll-on products for her armpits (Buy them for her my brother, you won't die, I promise)

Please avoid strong perfumes like Erato and Mascolino. They will only make matters worse!

2. Weekly shaving of the Vaginal and Armpit hairs. The hairs in these areas due to their limited exposure to air and sunlight are a perfect swampy environment for bacterial growth!

3. Ensure she bathes with warm water and anti-bacterial soap at least twice a day and more when on her period. A cap full of dettol in her bathing water is also recommended.

4. Advise your partner to sleep naked in an airy room regularly. It is also advisable to wear loose clothes without under pants while at home. I can hear some guys are hailing me now!?

5. Avoid oily, too spicy and hot foods that would make you sweat excessively except you are at home to take a long shower afterwards.

6. Avoid fingering during pre-intimacy. Your hands can never be too clean my brother!

7. Include garlic in her meals (Garlic contains natural antibiotics and cleansers and is ideal for the vagina and skin).

8. Most importantly, we all know skin-to-skin is more pleasurable but please try not to erupt inside the volcano every time except when you are making a baby.

9. Ensure she washes her privates with ordinary water regularly especially after sex and after sweating from hot weather and strenuous activities.

10. Take lots of Citrus fruits (Oranges, Grapes, Lime etc). The acidity in these fruits creates a non-conducive environment for bacterial growth. Also eat lots of yoghurt!

11. Wear clean clothes regularly and change your underpants at least twice a day! Some lazy girls might be tempted to wear the same pant for 2 straight days! This is a no no.

The average lady should have at least 36 pairs of different types of pants to choose from depending on the weather, dressing or occasion!

So guys when she keeps asking you for money for her upkeep, now you know why

I do hope you find my lines quite useful.

Pleas feel free to share with your friends and family members.

Sincerely Yours!

Mstcheeeeeew a thousand times!

To think that I was already having a crush on this guy!

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths!

DavidEsq:
@ the highlighted: it's "port of call", not "point of call". So, yes, I am who u say; Mr. Lecturer but I won't demand sex 4 grades so know ur grammar, pls. Now Le'me be colloquial: hope my correction didn't pain u o. Now wat wr u saying again sef? Aha! ! Got it. So u read smwr in the story that she was a match with her hubby abi? Pls don't tell me u ladies do the blood donor test ish b4 marrying dat rich dude(like me ), cos wit cheese, u all care little about such stuff. Besides, why wld she who doesn't biliv in blood transfusion bother to check if the hubby is a match, except for oda reasons (AA, BB, AS, APC )

This is one of the reasons Nigeria will never make any meaningful progress! Here you are Mr Lecturer busy fault-finding on NL when you should be researching solutions to our collective problems!

You are trying hard to sell yourself here as rich meanwhile i've got skills to smell wealth miles away.

Okay I accept your correction(s) Sir. But does that increase the size of your manhood?!

DavidEsq:
Hope u didnt write ur last exams like dis o. Cos u don fail be dat . The story did not say she refused blood transfusion donated by her hubby; it said she refused blood transfusion. It didn't specify whose blood it was dat she refused. Oya, goan write dat exam again

Welldone Mr Lecturer Sir!
Its a well known fact that Nigerian hospitals first point of call for blood for a transfusion is a donation from the patient's closest relation! In this case her HUSBAND.
Try and keep up the pace darling!
You can see that i'm clearly thinking ahead of YOU!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!!!!

My crush Mr Romantic is really balling these days! Korede Bello

I really love and adore exotic cars

Sniffing in the brand new leather seats always gives me an orgasmic feeling

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!!!!

My crush Mr Romantic is really balling these days! Korede Bello

I really love and adore exotic cars

Sniffing in the brand new leather seats always gives me an orgasmic feeling

Debbime:
How do people think? The man is her husband, why won't she receive his semen? She died because of her Christian convictions. Don't be clouded by sex only dear.....

Madam, I'm genuinely sad and share in your grief over this loss but I believe that ones Christian convictions should not lead to an avoidable early grave. Imagine the deep sorrow she has committed her loved ones to forever. This is no different from euthanasia (mercy killing). How do you defend that?!

I know Witnesses believe that the blood (Red Blood Cells) contains the life force of a man hence should NOT be transfused to another. But how about the semen (Sperm Cells)?

Why did she not go abroad to more advanced hospitals that have substitutes for blood such as Polyheme!

Seun360:
That's the Man behind Seun's troubles.

You took the words out of my mouth. She went home for thanksgiving!

Surprisingly the church allowed her to receive Semen from her husband that got her pregnant in the first place but NOT his blood to save her life?!

I'm not understanding this Ohh

An avoidable loss if this is true