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Surprisingly the church allowed her to receive Semen from her husband that got her pregnant in the first place but NOT his blood to save her life?!

I'm not understanding this Ohh

I still love Daddy G.O, Daddy Oyedepo, Papa Suleiman, Daddy Kumuyi, Papa Oritsejafor, my beloved Mama Oritsejafor and Father Christmas.......

Reno Omokri, come and flog me!

I still love Daddy G.O, Daddy Oyedepo, Papa Suleiman, Daddy Kumuyi, Papa Oritsejafor, my beloved Mama Oritsejafor and Father Christmas.......

Reno Omokri, come and flog me!

Only in Nigeria fire fighters arrive the scene of an ongoing fire outbreak without WATER!

I hope no life was lost.

This is simply fantastic and lovely!

I'm still waiting for my own Prince Charming

This guy is really putting into good use the Dollar rain from the Japanese Doctor Katsuya Takasu

Poverty na you go shame

So you mean it's not my village people pressing me at night?!

I love beauty pageants though i've never won any. They keep saying that my hips are too big!

I'll register in the next Miss Bold and Beautiful i'm pretty sure i'll win

Chidinma has seriously done much harm to the integrity and image of beauty queens in Nigeria

You will soon see the crowd with lewd 'expectations' that will rush in to view this thread

If it's so then I withdraw my list!

Disclaimer notice!

Congratulations my brother!

I'm tempted to ask them to forgive and release the poor boy

He is only reacting to his hunger pangs blamed on the harsh economy!

Lets go after the bigger thieves in political offices

What did Toyin Aimukhu put in this guys food?

Maybe they 'hacked' his brain this time around and not just his twitter account

This country sef?!

Whatever happened to freedom of the press!

Cc: Mynd44, Seun, Lalasticlala

Please let's move this one home. There are lots of depressed people's out there!

I seriously don't know the name of the animal but I know it acted in the movie 'Guardians of the Galaxy'

Change begins with me, President Muhammadu Buhari's transformation agenda has finally started yielding fruits;

Suicide is a desperate attempt to escape suffering that has become unbearable. Blinded by feelings of self-loathing, hopelessness, and isolation, a suicidal person can't see any way of finding relief except through death. But despite their desire for the pain to stop, most suicidal people are deeply conflicted about ending their own lives. They wish there was an alternative to suicide, but they just can't see one.

A suicidal person may not ask for help, but that doesn't mean that help isn't wanted. People who take their lives don't want to die—they just want to stop hurting.

Suicide prevention starts with recognizing the warning signs and taking them seriously. If you think a friend or family member is considering suicide, you might be afraid to bring up the subject. But talking openly about suicidal thoughts and feelings can save a life.

Here are the warning signs:

Talking about suicide – Any talk about suicide, dying, or self-harm, such as "I wish I hadn't been born," "If I see you again..." and "I'd be better off dead."

Seeking out lethal means – Seeking access to guns, pills, knives, or other objects that could be used in a suicide attempt.

Preoccupation with death – Unusual focus on death, dying, or violence. Writing poems or stories about death.

No hope for the future – Feelings of helplessness, hopelessness, and being trapped ("There's no way out". Belief that things will never get better or change.

Self-loathing, self-hatred – Feelings of worthlessness, guilt, shame, and self-hatred. Feeling like a burden ("Everyone would be better off without me".

Getting affairs in order – Making out a will. Giving away prized possessions. Making arrangements for family members.

Saying goodbye – Unusual or unexpected visits or calls to family and friends. Saying goodbye to people as if they won't be seen again.

Withdrawing from others – Withdrawing from friends and family. Increasing social isolation. Desire to be left alone.

Self-destructive behavior – Increased alcohol or drug use, reckless driving, unsafe sex. Taking unnecessary risks as if they have a "death wish."

Sudden sense of calm – A sudden sense of calm and happiness after being extremely depressed can mean that the person has made a decision to attempt suicide.

When talking to a suicidal person

Do:
Be yourself. Let the person know you care, that he/she is not alone. The right words are often unimportant. If you are concerned, your voice and manner will show it.

Listen. Let the suicidal person unload despair, ventilate anger. No matter how negative the conversation seems, the fact that it exists is a positive sign.

Be sympathetic, non-judgmental, patient, calm, accepting. Your friend or family member is doing the right thing by talking about his/her feelings.

Offer hope. Reassure the person that help is available and that the suicidal feelings are temporary. Let the person know that his or her life is important to you.

Take the person seriously. If the person says things like, “I’m so depressed, I can’t go on,” ask the question: “Are you having thoughts of suicide?” You are not putting ideas in their head, you are showing that you are concerned, that you take them seriously, and that it’s OK for them to share their pain with you.

But don’t:

Argue with the suicidal person. Avoid saying things like: "You have so much to live for," "Your suicide will hurt your family," or “Look on the bright side.”

Act shocked, lecture on the value of life, or say that suicide is wrong.

Promise confidentiality. Refuse to be sworn to secrecy. A life is at stake and you may need to speak to a mental health professional in order to keep the suicidal person safe. If you promise to keep your discussions secret, you may have to break your word.

Offer ways to fix their problems, or give advice, or make them feel like they have to justify their suicidal feelings. It is not about how bad the problem is, but how badly it’s hurting your friend or loved one.

Blame yourself. You can’t “fix” someone’s depression. Your loved one’s happiness, or lack thereof, is not your responsibility.

Source:

https://www.helpguide.org/articles/suicide-prevention/suicide-prevention-helping-someone-who-is-suicidal.htm

I hope this won't turn out to be a publicity stunt at the end for a new album?!

I don't trust all these our Nigerian celebrities them

Madam please stay with him if he is at least a Zenith Bank customer!

Men are like that.

avonoshi:
Question 1: I have 100k that i want to invest my blog, a political niche blog, what are the best practices for me to grow the blog to a nationwide thing, thread created learning purposes, all comment and critics are allowed.

Question 2: If i invest it into promoting my facebook page, how many likes and follow do you think the money can generate?

Please forgive my ignorance, but how do you make money from facebook likes and comments?

back2sender:
Tu face is a stark illiterate, when platanshion boys scatter a friend of ours Use to bring him to our crib where we play chess. Very timid and cannot express himself in a debate on current affairs.
Even his wife na jakande pikin when they kneel down greet us on her way back from school.
If anyone is to lead a protest its not Tu face because he is part of the corruption gang.

Now his money and fame is doing the self expression for him while you can never see 'Jakande's Daughter' sorry Mrs Annie Idibia even with a 2month appointment let alone wait for her to greet you when she passes your house again!

CHOPUP411:
Iyamu a dreamer

I beg like for Obaseki share for iyamu

I'm sure your eyes don clear now as Iyamu my boyfriend is winning both the popular and college votes by 1 to 2

OlaMiki:
shut your dirty mouth!!!! being rich or enrich by the corrupts does not make you superior. useless eru owo (slave of money) like u

So much anger in ignorance! Did I offend you in your last life?!

You sound like a very STUPID and ABUSED IDIOTIC CHILD raised in an IDP camp by a SLOTH of a mother impregnated by a LEPROUS BOKO HARAM father!

Why start a war you can NEVER win?!

Jealousy aand Envy go kill you Blackface!!!

Is it your illiteracy? By the way how much has your own 'literacy' added to your bank account?!

Give me 2Baba's illiteracy but don't forget to add the millions

2SWT:
Speechless


Annie please can you borrow me your hubby?

I need to eat noodles

My dear no need to borrow him!

If you are seriously after what he distributes best, just on your bluetooth whenever you attend his shows!

I have been monitoring this guy's career!

He scored about 20 goals last season in all competitions for both club and country.

But ever since he went to his village in Esan Land in Edo State to bury his father last year he has not scored a single goal EVEN in TRAINING!

But my people strong Sha! But I pray they grant him AMNESTY as he relocates to China!

anchor3447:
Have you ever worked in LASACO??

Are you shocked that I know so much?!

Beauty without sense! She has quickly forgotten that Beverly almost acted Porn in the last BBA but didn't win a kobo at the end!

Till date NO serious endorsement deal for Beverly none from MTN, Glo or BAT except from Cossy Ojiakor and Afrocandy

Well sha, her hole her property!

Very dry joke!
This one is just living in past glory