HITsquad:
Lol Africa should better stay neutral if WW3 breaks out.... our power no reach them o... So When they done killing themselves with Nuclear heads we woud then become the new Superpowers and enslave the remaining Caucasians for 400 years...

icebird25:
Simp will see this as an avenue to simp more...

PWAPUTI2010:
I think you need to believed God before you understand, you need to say a word of apology to God such alterations.

halogate:

Very deadly set of human beings..
Even on the floor..they will punch and elbow ya head, knee ya ribs and try to finish u off.
Imagine pple wey dey squeeze their opponent neck till e faint..if e break am na die bdat oh.
..their women are equally as ruthless..

fredoooooo:

Àwọn werey , say it .. ọpọlọ wọn tí yórò. They will quote it whenever it suit their selfish interests, call it "Gods will" whenever it's not .. awon Amukunmeko

PWAPUTI2010:
Deontay Welder problem started when he alter self destructive words in response defence at Fury comments that even Jesus Christ cannot stop him from beating Fury. He is technically strong and agile than fury but his words to defy God conquered him. A lesson to all.

bayus2003:
i can see you believe in love.....it won't end well.

Tonnyray:
What pillers here term as choosing (i.e. she chose me) might just be what some others term love (she loves me)
Euphemisms depending on the individual's orientation..

..I think

DonMoel:


Lol, I figured she was trying to check something when she asked that question and then the response I gave was in my own favour. Made her realised I left 4 out of the 5 cos they were steeping beyond their limits, and as for me, my love isn't blind. The moment you're becoming an issue, I cut you off... myself matter to me first.

That's the response I gave to her. No way she's going to use me cos I'm not investing heavily. She knows I'm not doing whatever I tell her I'm not ready to give in to no matter how hard she presses.

I understand your view tho

bayus2003:
what's your favorite drink bruv! �
You nailed it

DonMoel:
Guys, so there's this lady who we're so close and I asked out even though she's yet to say yes but she's acting the girlfriend role already.

She's scared of committing because she doesn't want to experience what she experienced in her previous relationship where her ex took her for granted after accepting to date him but not willing to f**k him. She hates being taken for granted and that's what pained her the most in her previous relationship (according to her)


Now, this lady gets mad at me whenever I don't bother to assume the boyfriend role (she's not demanding any material thing from me) but if I don't call or didn't really show I care, she gets to complain that I didn't do this or that , then ends it with (well, I'm (she) in right position to complain since I'm not your girlfriend)

This lady has been wanting to know about my previous relationships which I didn't bother to talk about because I'm confused on why she'd be so interested in knowing what's up with my previous relationships and what lead to the end of each.

She claims to love me though and to an extent, I believe she's showing it because she's somehow more invested in me , talking about calling and texting and her attention.

Would it be right to let her know about my previous relationship? The number of ladies I've had and reasons why we separated?

Why does she prefer staying as "more than friends" but less than dating with me , and still acting like my girlfriend based on her ways. ?

perambulator:
this is very interesting. i did some digging and came across this:

http://www.historycommons.org/entity.jsp?entity=ahmed_idris_nasreddin

ityP:



This one is ranting like one mad dog .... Your husband toast you, buy ring give you, kneel down propose, go see your papa for introduction, pay bride price, pay for your wedding, pay for your houserent abi build house for you, dey go work to find food wey una go chop, but you don't want him to be Lord Lugard Like I said, you be mad dog

AlphaCEO:

This is indeed one more evidence
that shows that the surface of the earth is floating on molten rocks or
red-hot liquid magma!

Red-hot like the blazing gaseous
sun!

PeaceJoyLove:



I quite understand this was the home you came from. You father is/was the "alpha and the omega". Hahaha. Fortunately for him, the society suppressed your mother, and she was over used. No wahala. The same mentality, you have. Do not worry.

Unfortunately for you now, women have woken up. Oga, congrats. Please, do not change. I need you do exactly like your papa. Continue. And be the "Lord Luggard" of your house...and say...oh well, she can bring advice too. Lol. I have nothing to say to you.

One thing I am sure of. You will spend your old age alone. Take it. You will definitely be a lonely man. Dont worry. Continue. And let me tell you another issue...you will definitely have children with many women. You will be FFK. You see how that man is living a reckless life? A man who should concentrate on his first set of daughters and be their rock is busy holding fixing to a set of triplets diapers. Lol. That is exactly how your life will soon be. Dont worry.

Continue. Be the alpha and the omega of your home. And keep saying it that it is the way God made it. Na the woman who sees you and didnt notice it go suffer am. But mark my words, you will pay times 10.

Now , let us talk about the way God made it in the garden of Eden. God is not wicked. He gave them food in the garden. He did not give the woman a work. Just to comfort the man. It is not good for a man to be alone is what the Bible says. She is a companion first before being a helper. The woman no dey wash clothes in the garden. Abi she dey wash? The woman no dey hustle round hine things. In fact, Adam was taking care of the home, and the business. God did not give Eve a job to do. He gave it to Adam. And God did not say Eve should be a dummie to Adam. Cos if she was a dummie, she wouldn't talk to the serpent. She made decision also. So, oga, you can see that God's way was freedom. He didn't say the man is alpha and the omega. I dont know where you saw that in your Bible. But you guys twisted the Bible. And I dont blame you. You saw it in your papa, and you automatically think it is the right way. This is exactly your father. I think you need to visit a psychiatric to help you.

Goodluck!

neonly:
She just came back from work now 5pm not even a greet just straight to her room
Or should I just leave d house for now because am really emotionally hurt

Iyaebe:
To all those men wey dy go church to go look for wife hehehehe na still us dy there ooo we just change cloth hehehehe(culled from a video,no be me talk am)

ObinnaValentine:
abi Jason momoa dying and his teenage daughter avenging his death..beating muscular men left right and centre..abi na Scarlett or blxak widow abi gunpowder milkshake..I jes taya

chatinent:


This scenario reminds me of Jude and Eniola Badmus that was always cartoonized on The Sun Newspaper.

That means if she were the one providing the meals, ọ ga -esiri gị ike ga ahu banana nke a rapuru fo.

Mehn..

Nothing dey vex me pass references to every little efforts you make forgetting my daily stabs to make you happy.

Most women cannot be men even for a day.

Only one evening my cousin sister took me out, I never even remove my shoe naim I read her status: “I like the woman I am becoming. Always learn to man your womanhood.”

The only thing most women tend to appreciate is credit alerts..or send your account number. They will become so emotional..they can even cry.

Let the case be the reverse.

Make she just take care of you for two days.

You go hear weeen. She go even remind you how she carry you for stomach for nine months.

“Richie, what is this na, can't I have peace after coming back from work again? How can you eat and cannot wash your plates again! What's this na!”

“Baby, why are you shouting? The neighbours are at...”

“Don't baby me. What have I not done to make you happy? Will I kill myself? Am I the only married woman in the world..what is this na.”

(You try to hold her hands to calm her down...she slaps you damn hard).

“(She is crying now..tears flowly freely). Just see what you made me do. Just see it. Everything is just wrong with this world.”

You mah wey dem slap go still go meet am for parlour where she dey cry dey pet am (and that if after checking your cheeks if blood dey comot). You go come humbly tell am say no bi you eat, say na the one she eat for morning..but anyways, you forgot to wash it.

Another matter don dey brew.

She will now come to the parlour and sit, ask you for the remote and change the football to Telemundo and mutter these words you'll never hear: “work e won't work, such a failure. It's only remote e can pass.”

You will try to look at her with your side eyes but meet her full eyes staring at you in disgust. Mumu you go come smile enter bedroom.

As you are walking into the bedroom, the volume of the muttering is increasing but it's still inaudible.

In the oza room, just respect yourself. Don't even dare..unless you want the whole world to know how you will be idle and want to kill sb’s daughter after working all day!

“oh, it's your plan, Richie, baa? To kill me so that you can now go and meet Ishilove, baa?”


Only you go dey like Stone Cold Steve Austin sleep.


It will be normal...the “honey, darling etc.” is going to die. You will be called your name...two seconds, she will stop calling your name and just be giving out orders.

Abeg, don't even remind her you are the husband. You will get the insult of your life. She will say “no, say it loud na, let mama Chisom hear you. How many husbands stay at home watching football and their wives are left to do all the work!”


But na you still dey pay rent, buy foodstuff, and children fees.

Baba, kuku collect that responsiblity back. I hate to talk much. No dare shift any of your responsibility to woman...even if she persists to want to help. E kuku better she dey do am willingly than you register her name on it.

Only women, babies, and pets are loved. Men are respected when they man up. Na the respect we dey translate to love.

fuckingAyaya:
Money can't keep a girl, this is for guys hustling to impress any girl