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Rebuke:
Sorry, lesson: don't try to save a drowning dog

Thank God the dog didn't bite or pluck out yhur eyes.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
The 27-year-old who works as a Deliveroo rider and a part-time chef at The Whalebone in Norwich had left the gym at 6:30am when he leapt into action.


Look at the young man very productive!

Unlike our brethren here that grumble about the opposite sex, post shit and talk about sex all day.

Pwettylinda:

Jennifer663:
Not right.

Babara1994:
I met a lady on Tinder one Saturday. She actually looked decent, judging by her profile pictures. So I made a request to meet with her (It's funny how bushmeat go dey run follow hunter).

She gave me what seemed like a home address, adding that she was going to be waiting at one hotel very close to the house address she gave. I remember the hotel was one "C.Y. hotel" in Ikotun.

When I got there, she said it would be more convenient to meet in one of the rooms which she already paid for (LOL). She gave the room number and I made inquiry from the receptionist to ensure my safety.

When I entered the room, this girl was half-naked. She was actually very very bursty and tempting. She had the boobs size of Cossy (I'm not kidding). But because she tricked me, I decided not to give in.

My strategy was simple - I told her I had only 1k on me, hoping that the prostitute would not accept that amount, and then I'll go back home happily.

To my surprise, she said she'll accept my 1k. Okay, we got down to business and I was done. To my greatest surprise, when I offered her my 1k, she said it was 4k we agreed on. I ALMOST fainted. (This was 6 years ago)

I could see her ashawo friends waiting outside the corridor. I knew I was in soup if I didn't remit the 4k. Omo, I had to plead and added 300 naira on top the 1k. The 300 naira was my transport back home. Luckily, she accepted. I ran home like a mad man, never to visit any ashawo again.

mytime24:
Men's world

Lexusgs430:
Religion of peace, peacefully sentencing ladies to life imprisonment........

Berankis:
This is wisdom!
It's has always been bad. Only now it's even "badder". All the past Leaders contributed to this current madness. And we Nigerians too are not helping matters as we are all terrible people and we behave very badly only with an exception of inconsequential few.
It's as if Nigerians had been predestined to suffer!

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Liverpool dey win this one


Na that Aston villa vs arsenal I dey see draw

VeryWickedMan:
He destroyed the Great Motherland. A coward.
And he chose peace over violence so I hate him.

Rozross:
You must be insane to think a full option babe like me needs attention from any redpiller ( bitter souls) or any nairalander(wey be say na small small boys full this forum, they ain’t shit and eye catchy). I run from attentions in reality, if not for social media a small boy like you will not have the courage to engage me on anything. Enjoy the social media privilege.

endsarrrs:
Damnn Niggar

Isoright



Boogyman

WTF MAN!

nlfpmod:
As shared by Reno Omokri.



https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1563966512154779649?t=upkDRrqvgFen3DRd3us9tQ&s=19

Do you agree?

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Bunch of confused people

God created heaven and earth

So where God dey when he dey create am

The most annoying thing is that humans think they are smart but how they allowed this spirituality and imaginary heaven to deceive them is what I don't understand

Channah1:
The way some of you doubt here I wonder under what kind of deceit you were brought up that has messed up with your common sense of reasoning.

How can this be fake?
Who will have time to go and be doing skit or prank by that kind of time and not film with camera light to capture the image very well?

Can't you even hear from the sound in the background that it was in the middle of the night and everywhere was already silent?

They'll be arguing like.... mtchew!

By the way, that man took a great risk. This is why I don't like apartments that have windows facing the road.

SalisuJasper:
I meet a girl not long and we became good friends. shes so free to discuss anything with me on what is going on in her life and most especially her love life and all. i dont want to bore u with epistles. we do normally go out to drink and have fun and she love spirit drinks allot.

There was a time we went out and we had a little romance. she sat down on my leg and with tight cuddling.

So fast forward to lask week and something really strange happened. It was on a sunday evening and we both request we both go have some drink, so we got to the store and bought big smirnoff spirit drink and some other energy drinks to mix it.

We went to an uncompleted building and we started drinking and gisting till we both got drunk. it was already getting dark and from no angle we started cuddling aggressively again and it was the first time she will kiss me and i also sucked her boobs real good. And also she gave me a Mouth Gig right there. But we didnt have sex because she just said she want to leave probably she remembered we are just friends.

Now the problem is, ever since that night she started avoiding me and don't even reply my chat. i always try to talk to her but she will say she want to be left alone, i really dont undetstand what is going on and i am just confused why she could act this way.

How can the second party be angry because of what we are both involved in, its just strange to me.

Please can someone share more light for better understanding.