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Too much negativity in Nigeria these days: Aluu, Mubi, Boko Haram, ghosts from The Civil War, government incompetence, citizens' stupidity e.t.c. As a result I have decided to create this thread so we can all have something good to laugh over. Moderators, please move it to the front page. http://www.ynaija.com/assy-or-classy-girls-of-brazils-miss-bum-bum-pageant-photos/ Brazilians love football, samba, carnival and beautiful women, but only a few people know how crazy they are about perfectly shaped derrieres until now when the highly competitive Miss Bumbum pageant took the world by storm. This year’s edition has attracted over 500 participants with a grand-finale to take place later in November in Sao Paulo, when a panel of judges will get to the bottom of what it takes to be the pageant winner. Last year’s crown went to Rossana Ferreira, a model by profession who was awarded $5,000. Some have argued that the competition objectifies women but we will leave you to judge that… Guys?
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*Walks in on the thread, sees the usual fluffy brained internet warriors promising fire and brimstone, pulls down pants, defacates on them all, pulls up pants and walks away* |
pro01: The possibility of Nigeria's oil drying up in 41 years is not as scary as the prospect/likelihood of the US, China and Western Europe discovering/developing alternative sources of energy even before our oil dries up. I'm sure we'll be in big trouble when we suddenly find ourselves with an ocean of crude oil that nobody wants to buy because nobody needs it.You make sense well. Don't mind the olodos who are claiming oil will last forever as if oil in itself is money. |
De-Grace01:So if the Westerners refuse to buy, of what value is your oil? All it means is that diversification is no longer an option, its become a matter of grave importance. People worldwide are already smelling the wind of change, Shell BP is already cutting production world wide and diversifying its operations, the Arab nations are diversifying and investing in other sectors, we had better borrow a leaf from them in order to avoid stories that touch. |
Benzora: @idowuogbo & solomonkane: Cross River State is not in ur league of primitive states. Watch how you run your mouths on it affairs and from every indication you are the clowns and crazy ones who can't think beyond amala and ewedu.Who is this latrine-brained nonentity? If your state had so much money to burn, why are you begging Akwa Ibom to dash you oil well? Onye ela!!!!!!! |
@OP: Nigerians in the diaspora have something to compare Nigeria to hence their bitterness. They see somethings (not everything) working well in their adopted nations and they wonder why their homeland cannot be the same way. Yes some are unbelievably arrogant and patronizing but not all of them. Nigerians in the diaspora used to remit about $12Billion annually before the recession, now its reduced to something like $5 billion. I laugh at the "people making millions in Nigeria" analogy. What is the ratio of that to the general population who are not making millions. Fact is Nigerians; home and abroad are angry, singling out only the ones in the diaspora is beyond dumb. Nigerians do not hate Nigeria, if you want to know, let another national abuse Nigeria and see how Nigerians react. When Rick Ross made his controversial video, Nigerians in the diaspora were the biggest critics so stop with the generalization, everybody must not think the way you do. |
Cross Rivers is obviously a state governed by clowns. Weren't they the ones who were crying over the loss of oil wells to Akwa Ibom state? Last year, Rick Ross collected their money and didn't show, hope they've gotten a refund? All they know is to shake nyash, work; who sai!! |
I remember the day they showed the concluding episode of Cuando Seas Mia, the whole school was like a graveyard and when Diego and Paloma finally got married, you would have thought Nigeria had won the World Cup, so much hugging and backslapping. Some boys even declared booze. FOREIGN Rich Also Cry Secrets Of The Sand (Ruth and Racquel) Wild Rose Lady Of The Rose Passions (especially Luis and Sheridan) Jake & The Fat Man Never really liked Another Life, Bold and The Beautiful, Dallas and others like that. NIGERIAN Ripples C.O.C.K Crow At Dawn Behind The Clouds (Zack Amata a.k.a Papa Nosa; proper stone cold man) Fortune Palace (launched Funmilola Aofiyebi) New Masquerade Village Headmaster Things Fall Apart Willy Willy (Scariest S.O.B of that era) Bassey & Company (Ken Saro Wiwa) Men!!! Those were indeed the golden days, feel kinda sorry for my unborn kids that they missed such innocent times. |
Billyonaire: Condom plant will make serious sense. Sex Industry is vibrant in Owerri (am joking)So you're a badt guy wey sabi like ma abi, your head dey there. Good development for Imo, that state has been crying out for industrialization for way too long. But this means more high end clientele for all those cheerful givers that Owerri seems to have over and above every other place in Nigeria. |
On the topic itself, I have no issues whatsoever with EFCC calling the priests in for questioning to establish the fact that they did not breach the Money Laundering Act in any way. They should cast their net wide and also invite Mr. Daddy Papa G.O to explain the over 20 billion Naira import waiver Redeemed was given under OBJ. Holy Slapper a.k.a Conman Oyedepo too should come and explain where he got money to purchase four private jets. Religious houses of worship have become home to filth, criminality and other vices and should be condemned by all Nigerians be it Christian, Muslim, Animist, Atheist, Agnostic, Scientologist e.t.c. |
mediainspired: Most ppl here lamely defendin d rev fathers here ar catholics. I support d EFCC move 100%. Sadly, politicians &corporate giants wit questnable xters ar mostly found in d catholic church cos dere doctrine/'preaching' ar usually pedestrian. Most of its membas go dere cos its a church of convenience wit no serious conscience-probin preachins. Dey just go dere for a 10 mins mass on Sunday &go home, wit so many curious &unbiblical doctrines (e.g worship of an idol dey tell dem is 'Mary'). Som pentecostals might guilty too, but @least dey preach straight 4rm d bible, rather dan abandon it 4cathecism books which artfully distort bible truthsI hear there is a clearance sale on brain matter going on under the bridge at Ojuelegba, please avail yourself of this opportunity and buy some. So its MFM's "die by fire" Christianity that is bible believing abi? Oyedepo's tithe by all means is also bible believing? Akingbola who was an elder in Redeemed and Cecelia Ibru always had a front row seat at Redemption Camp nko? Anuofia!!!!!! |
The last one.
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http://www.thewillnigeria.com/business/16458-House-Probe-OtedolaAMCOM-Deal-THEWILL-Publishes-Otedola-Assets.html SAN FRANCISCO, October 03, (THEWILL) – As the House of Representatives prepares to launch an investigation into the proposed settlement of debts owed the Asset Management Company of Nigeria (AMCON) by controversial businessman, Mr. Femi Otedola, THEWILL Tuesday exclusively obtained a list of all the local assets of the former Forbes billionaire who made the Forbes list courtesy of reckless borrowing without plans to repay. Before AMCON moved in to mop of bad loans owed Nigerian banks by businesses and individuals, Otedola’s company, Zenon Petroleum owed five (5) banks: Access Bank Plc, UBA Plc, Zenith Bank Plc, FCMB Plc, and Guaranty Trust Bank Plc N192.423, made up of principal sum and accrued interest and fees. Otedola however accused the banks particularly Access Bank Plc of ripping him off with wrongful deductions and excessive fees. As Otedola borrowed recklessly to expand his oil business and lifestyle within a period of 10 years, he pledged assets including his Mekunwen Road, Ikoyi residence he had presumably acquired with the loans. But AMCON’s announcement that it reached an agreement with Otedola to pay only N140.999 billion as final settlement backed with a privacy clause has ignited debate and fueled suspicion that the process may not have been fair to taxpayers whose cash was used to set up the Corporation. AMCON’s Managing Director, Mustafa Chike-Obi this morning told THEWILL that Otedola proposed to forfeit assets and an “undisclosed” sum of cash as part of the final settlement, adding that the board of AMCON had accepted the proposal but the deal is awaiting execution. Mr. Chike-Obi further explained that the Corporation acted within its mandate and the settlement with Otedola, whose non-performing loan is the largest in the financial sector, is a historic deal for Nigeria and the economy. “It is a proposed settlement… but yet to be executed. We put the interest of Nigeria and the local economy first. AMCON has no other agenda apart from those included in its mandate. “This settlement is a wonderful thing for Nigeria. This is a historic transaction. We shouldn’t view this transaction with suspicion but with praise for AMCON to have successfully recouped this bad loan alongside over 12, 000 others owed Nigerian banks,” he said. When we pressed him for details of the settlement, the Managing Director cited the privacy clause in the proposed deal saying the corporation would abide by it. THEWILL can however report that AMCON as a fully independent body vested with powers to operate and take decisions without seeking approval from authority may have acted within the law and did not have to brief the National Assembly on the deal. Section 1 no 4 and Section 6 no 3 of the Act setting up AMCON reads respectively, “Except as otherwise provided in this Act, the Corporation shall be independent in the discharge of its functions.” “Except otherwise provided in this Act, the Corporation may carryout any of its functions without the consent or approval of any other person or authority.” However in keeping both parties honest, THEWILL has published below a confidential document from an anonymous source detailing all assets Otedola pledged as collateral for the loans. Last week, Amperion Power Distribution Ltd, a consortium that includes Forte Oil, a company that Otedola maintains large shareholding emerged the preferred bidder for Geregu Generating Company, with a bid of $132 million. The businessman would have been unable to raise fresh capital to purchase a stake in the power company because of a central bank directive that barred banks from lending to individuals and firms with bad loans. BELOW IS A LIST OF ALL THE LOCAL ASSETS OF THE BILLIONAIRE BUSINESSMAN CHIEF FEMI OTEDOLA:
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[quote author=GenBuhari] How old were you during Abacha's regime? https://www.nairaland.com/823498/sani-abacha-honest-one-nigerias [/quoteI was much older than you presently are if you care to know. Everything I wrote, my adult mind witnessed so put up a credible defence or forever hold your peace. |
Under Abacha's regime, rich people cooked with kerosine stove, poor people used sawdust to cook (Abacha stove) Under Abacha's regime, people disappeared and were never heard of again. Under Abacha's regime, I understood what inflation actually meant I can go on and on and on, bottomline is that Abacha was a vile, murderous, disgusting dog who maimed, murdered and killed irrespective of tribe, ethnicity or religion (dethronement of Sultan Dasuki, murders of Kudirat, Saro-Wiwa, Bagauda Kaltho, Musa Yar'Adua, Alfred Rewane etc) and I make to say that Bayelsa is under a curse, that will explain why nincompoops, dogs and advanced lunatics keep becoming governors. |
Where is the buffoon called @dedeike to do a piss-poor PR job as usual? |
What about dedeike's father: Rep. Ferdinand Ike representing Isiala-Ngwa North/South Federal Constituency? |
*Walks in on the thread, sees enslaved and unintelligent buffoons insulting someone whose actions are drawing attention to the appalling customer service culture of Nigerian companies, pulls down pants, defecates all over the thread, pulls pants up and calmly walks away* |
Elueme: Get the Bleep out of this thread! You son of a bitch! ,assuming you are right with your accusation , how does it affect fact?. We are discussing the obvious lies you concocted and you are deceitfully attempting to distract the forum by going personal.. Have you debunked his points? You fool! .. Assuming your position on his identity is right how does that affect me or his or my philosophy on matters in governance.. He has an identity y you are possibly a son of a nobody.. Get something doing or contact me for helpWho is this ill bred son of a skunk? Look at the nonsense you've typed. Don't worry, NURTW have started recruiting, hurry up and join okay, foolish guttersnipe. Your father should have used a condom. |
dedeike: Let me press the rewind button so as to put to shame all these shameless hirelings. |
dedeike: How can you be so wicked and deceitful? You left all the the numerous roads I mentioned to choose ENUGU-PORTHARCOURT EXPRESSWAY. |
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How old were you during Abacha's regime?