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Fhemmmy: Mail it to me and i will edit it for you and send it back to you

will do so soon bro...tanks

Fhemmmy: Show us pix now . . . I beg

I can't upload d pic, its more dan 200kb, is dere abyway u tink I can do dis, don't know wats wrong wit nairaland and its animal farm laws dis days....sooo obnoxious

I snapped it when I dished it. Pic 1

Although I am student and not a house wife ooo, I just don't eat anything that comes my way. I cook good and tasty foods like my life depends on it. I enjoy trying many cooking innovatives and eating a balanced diet.

The latest I came up with yesterday is a dish I call Yam and Eggs PlusD (D for D0D0), a savoury yam and eggs plusD dish, inviting aroma and undetestable.

I indulge fellow Nairalanders to try this out and give me their views on it honestly, my room mates may not have given a good account, they almost finished everything in the two pots.

First, get yams according to ur appetite, peel, slice to ur desired tempo and cook like you cook normal yam. Two yams and 3-4 eggs would be okay for this recipe.

Secondly, the EggsPlusD.
Get 3 big eggs, sliced onions as desired, one fresh and edible plantain, curry, half cube of chicken cube seasoning, onion, vegetable oil or margerine, salt, pepper, tomato sachette or tin, 3-5 spoonfuls of water in a bowl.

Peel dodo/plantain in cube sizes(diced) as I did or in desired form - sliced, anyways. Add vegetable oil or margerine into a pan or pot, when oil is hot-warm, add the diced plantain dodo, fry till very light yellow, don't burn it.
Retrieve the fried Dodos/plantain from the hot oil and leave in separate container.

Reduce the fire power of ur cooking. device...

Then, fry the sliced onions till it gives the core of its aroma, don't burn it oooo, just fry in white form
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In the bowl with d spoonfuls of water, add pinch(es) of curry(very little pls), salt(as may be desired), half cube of chicken cube seasoning, a reasonable spoonful of grinded pepper or powder pepper, half the sachett of tomato paste. Ceteris paribus, stir together very well.

Next smash the 3 big eggs into the bowl mixture, beat, scoup and stir together evenly.
**The spoonfuls of water added previously was to soften d eggs and prevent it from getting burnt because it will have to be cooked and not fried really.

Pour the EggPlusD Mixture in the bowl into the pan on fire, allow the hot oil to take its toll on d mixture for some seconds then stir and leave within 5-8seconds interval respectively.
**on the second and third stir cycle, add the fried Dodo/plantain, then continue the stir cycle until the EggPlusD looks crisp. This shud take 3-5minutes depending on ur fire-power.

Serve with the yam.....

This was how mine looked like...sure you will enjoy eating and sharing with friends....ENJOY!!!

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I m sonickay, d repligo code u gave me says ''invalid code, check ur entry'', pls can u re-issue anoda for me or must I download d app elsewhere, I got it from deir site actually, my pin again is 23B9AE4C

Tink he is, dis guy knows wat he is absolutely saying, he can do n undo militancy in d
Niger Delta wit his colleagues, dats y he and oda godfathers were settled from perpetuating more militant actions ova dere, d u wonder y amnesty worked? ask Alams, Nigeria was a stupid beneficiary, dis elements helped struck peace n stability among youths in d Niger Delta which d govt wasn't able to achieve. He is sort of boasting dat he can unleash his boys n youths anytime if dey arrest him, d secured crude n facilities wil be sabotaged n Nigeria,s oil production wil b reduced n d economy wil be a mess, u see y d stupified-wiseful government paid dem godfathers bogus yearly salaries, he, Alams n co r securities of d nation's crude, to d fg dey deserved to b pardoned and unchallenged nor arrested, challenge dem yawa go scatter

na2day!:
Another empty barrel!
Who does he think he is?
Jesus Christ?

I need repligo reader product key and activation code, my pin is 23B9AE5C, tanks

Inik: @Op i hope you dress decently in school and you do not expose your cleavage. Here is an advice from a similar thread

BraideBraide: Thank y'all for your comments..the good, bad and funny..I really wanted to laugh at some but I can't because I'm in a bad situation..my parents are aware of the situation..I'll definitely not sleep with him..(Project supervisor)...the big problem is that, even if I create a drama and I succeed in changing him , he is in charge of a final year course...that's why I want to leave quietly...I don't want any issue about all this and besides at this moment it's my word against his..I put my trust and hope in GOD...he alone can see me through...and to those that asked,I don't dress indecently to school b'cos we have a strict dresscode, so even if I want to I can't..we wear compulsory shirts and skirts to school...thank you all for your comments...

Inik: @Op i hope you dress decently in school and you do not expose your cleavage. Here is an advice from a similar thread

I will strongly advise you not to tink of using police force or ruining his reputation, decide wisely for now and against d future. If u escape him, oda lecturers will/may b wary of u positively/ negatively, now and in d future, in ur skul n anywher u further ur education to....to be sincere, I tink u shud take d advice of fake but incredible HIV status medical report, consult a doctor, make a fake medical report saying ur HIV status is at a an initial stage, make a photocopy n give him one wen u meet him...d initial emphasis shud b placed as d reason 4 ur gud looks not gone bad, convince him u don't want to ruin his future, family n oda students he may com across, tell him u r very sorry n work away, remain sober for a long time n keep it as a secret, he wil observe u for a long time before he blivs no mata ow incredible d report is...stay good

payless: This man is insane and needs urgent attention. How did we let this guy beocome President?

I do wonder ow long dis blame game will continue too....head of government,keep pointin fingers n don't act like a toothless bulldog...posterity shall judge you!

Perpetrators Of Corruption Are Organised Labour Members – Jonathan

President Goodluck Jonathan on Wednesday in Abuja called on organised labour to complement Federal Government’s efforts in fighting corruption in the country, noting that perpetrators of corruption are senior and junior members of labour unions.

Jonathan, who made the call at the Centenary May Day 2013 held at Eagle Square, however, called on the labour unions to organise a peer review programme with the objective of checking corruption and corrupt tendencies.

The President said such a programme would complement several efforts of the government in fighting the menace.

“Labour has been in the forefront of demanding for good governance and increased actions against corruption, and these issues are being vigorously tackled on various fronts.

“Prosecutions are being pursued in matters arising from fuel subsidy fraud, embezzlement of pension funds and other serious long-standing malpractices which have been demystified by this administration.

“Giving that some of these perpetrators are senior and junior members of labour unions, greater attention to peer review actions on the part of labour will be much appreciated,” he said.

Jonathan said the administration was leaving no stone unturned to upgrade the welfare of workers both in the private and public sectors.

“There is also a policy framework in place that will facilitate better relations between employers of labour and the government,’’ he said.

Jonathan called on labour to support government’s transformation agenda, which he said was geared toward creating jobs and wealth, and ensuring a better deal for Nigerians.

He said government was committed to creating a politically stable environment in which economic activities would flourish.

The President said the valuable contributions and sacrifices of the organised labour had assisted the government to achieve significant reforms in all sectors.

He extolled “the resilience and contributions of past labour leaders like Pa Michael Imodu and Pascal Bayfau, both of blessed memory’’.

Jonathan assured that government would continue to associate with the labour unions as they continue to play their roles in the nation-building process.(NAN)

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/05/perpetrators-of-corruption-are-organised-labour-members-jonathan/

SECURITY WOMAN: SHARRAP!!!

kinda village girl indeed, u don reach urban madness...lolz

God is d uncaused cause, dis discussion might get nowhere as far as I see it. HE is d uncaused cause who has caused every other thing to exist....dats all

I wil adcise d person to tink about Plantain, i mean Banana Plantation Farming. Its profitable n relyable, he can even combine both.

Andyblaze: Hahaha atleast some pple laff...ma tell una no be must say I go copy n opaste. Jokes here..just somtin original like dis could make pple smile

were, osopaefan **frowning with bottle of acid in hand, make i shake togeda sef**

Are u sure u died or 'comatosed', Madam? She is sayin dey wil rig d election, do or die affair it wud n d sensitizin begins now. BTW, IBB n Abacha were military regimes widout any normal constitutionality, on decision makin, madam stop being lame, dis is a pseudo-democratic regime in constitutional setting. no amount of campaign wil make such budget approved especially in dis austerity times.. seriously if u wanna know more about GEJ, wine PEJ, she lets off d cat widout knowin it. Her statements may seem dumb on d surface, read in between, her subconscious reveals too much secrets

Wise-talk:
Really funny! Thank God she made it alive. Most times it amazes me to read some very silly comments on nairaland. For all those who hate Patience & GEJ and constantly say stupid things about them, you must know that you are wasting time. A busy first lady who is still traveling from one country to another may never have the time to read your silly posts here. If you are fed up with GEJ's administration, there is a simple thing to do, take a flight to Aso rock, take a mic and some powerful sound instruments and shout continously without water or food untill the president resigns. *Hypocrites on Nairaland*

i am Sanni Kayode, pls who is this character?

bizlinks: Wait ooh! is she not the new Nollywood President. If she is the, then her enemies are at work. I know she has many jelouse coleage who never beliv she wil be the one to lead.The accident is a spiritual one i think so

guy r u o.K at all??

Hotdiamond, pls my email is sonickaybid@yahoo.com, u get mouth, i expet ur tweek.tanks man

Dis Okupe or Okugbe if-i-hear-am + noise fellow shud just shut up, he like Reuben ate der words afta deir appointment, yes but dey shud just reduce der noise n if possible trim der ears well. Who's foolin who, we kno its a well paid job, u can blatanly defend ur oga but take am easy, u r d cannibal callin som people barbarian noisemakers while u are barbaric ursef, show som humaness abge!

Sheriff©:
This fool called ABATI is now the spokesman of the MuMu called Jonathan.... Awon wèyray eniyón!

cant beliv dis is d same Reuben i know, people change o. BTW, wat av dey done to dis guy and Guardian newspapers