₦airaland Forum

adisabarber:
Hope you have prepared your will

He dey bored and in the village,how come he go get something to will....if not Snake?

youngsahito:
If na 9ja the thing go burn into ashes cos our fire extinguisher never go work...

Na lie.... gutter water and sand dey available.

BanevsJoker:
Where was his life in last week's BBC Documentary?

Mention

AllahIsSatan:
Nigeria's First Lady, Aisha Buhari Not Pregnant, Down With Ailment Suspected To Be Cancer



http://saharareporters.com/2021/12/20/exclusive-nigerias-first-lady-aisha-buhari-not-pregnant-down-ailment-suspected-be-cancer

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/6903346/aisha-buhari-pregnant-nigerians-react

Even if na pregnancy...na CHANGE she go still born

jneutron4000:
Nice one. MC Oluomo is more responsible than all the governors in SE region.

Hahaha you are high on Ewedu soup.

IgweBUIKE1:
Yoruba women way of life

Hahaha... You dey find trouble

Wiseandtrue:
Next year, she go still be 30

Na so.... Lori iro.

donbachi:
The photographer no go pass boma.

Point of correction....Boma na pant shifter not photographer.

MrJames007:
My belt cut when I dey remote area dey go TM. Thank God I had my 14mm spanner. Picked a bike back to town and got the belt. I still go chop rice. Haha

Na timing belt you use 14mm spanner fix?

Aonkuuse:
Source: https://salemreporters.com/ndlea-arrests-businesswoman-for-ingesting-80-pellets-of-cocaine-at-abuja-airport/

The hustle is REAL.....them don divert the our business

Joysticks:
Thank God the contract for the construction of third mainland bridges were not awarded to a Nigerian contractor.

Lol ..wetin for happen?

Amspecial:

E be like say na pussy milage dem dey check
But jokes apart those people dey 5n o

Over NEAT dey worry them

JavaScript90:
old habits never die. Agadi nwoke anaghi aka nka na egwu oma agba. This grandpa might have been an armed robber or a gangster when he was young

Correct bro....Adighi amu aka epke nanka......he don tey for the gain.

WibusJaga:


Irony of it all is that you may lie on it & be having sleepless night while someone else lying on a concrete floor will be dozing & snoring off his head.

True talk bro

Buckle up.. nothing wey eyes see shed BLOOD...l pray God compensate you with a Virgin tie rubber .
Good luck

silibaba:
what do you expect from a woman whom have tasted varieties of kpekus hee.

marry VIRGIN GIRL and know peace and thank me later.

Hahaha ..virgin for Nigeria, Lori iro

Elporo:
Marry virgin .. I no see
Ok make I marry better second hand ... e no dey.


Wahala dey ooh

Las las na my mama village I go visit for like 3 months fine one yellow babe.

Story...e go surprise you say na for that ur mama village d thing go worst pass, village girls wey dey bang inside bush anyhow.

SocialJustice:
Oga enjoy your life, see the way your bride fresh.

Which freshness?....guy remember nothing to chew for fish head.

GeneralKoko:
Personally I would never allow any guy I know get close to my sister let alone my friends to date or marry . It's a NO NO for me

You

Bfr nko ...na me go marry ma sis?

abhosts:
The next presidential general election is just 15 months away. Who are your First and Second Choice for President?

Here are my Picks:

First Choice: Akinwumi Adesina

Second Choice: Udom Emmanuel

Nnamdi Kanu
Sunday Adeyemo

Barrister026:
My wife attitudes towards food she cooked with my money is getting on my nerves.

How can my wife be dishing food to me like she's serving it for our kids.times without number have complained but still no changes.

It's either she makes eba that won't satisfy us ( when they is enough garri available) her defense is that she don't want it to be wasted.

OR

She dished out soup for me with lesser meat like am a kid. Have told her several times when cooking..to buy enough protein in the soup or stew. But to my surprise she always economise the money and divert it into something else.

I even had to start buying suya in the evening when coming back from work, because I know what I be expecting when my food is dished out. ( Recent news we saw of how suya killed some families, made me limiit it)

Have ordered her on several occasions to take it back and put more protein, but must i always do that?

Please This is really getting out of hand, I really don't know how to handle this situation.

Maybe she doesn't know how to tell you that you don't need too much of protein(red meat)

Znation:
Hello nairalanders

Some people may say i'm lucky and would want to be in my position, but i really need ur advice..

My girlfriend mum have a very big provission shop, and u all know how it feels (that joy) to have such person daughther as your girlfriend.

She loves me so much that she can give me money, food stuff, all for free from their shop. infact, i don't even spend a kobo to buy anything again. All i do is just go to their shop, & collect whatever i want.

If i meet her mum when i want to buy something, i'll pay her. But if i give her N500, she will give me change of even N2000 and ask me to go. And i don't argue with her so that her mum won't notice. I will just collect the money and go.

If i call her on phone that i'm hungry, only God can tell the things she will bring for me withing just 20 minutes of calling her..

She's spending so much on me, and i think i need advice.

I thought i was a lucky man b4, but the thing is too much 4 me.

nairalanders, What should i do?

Na Love nwantiti dey shark her.....she go soon soji.
Same thing happened to me during my adolescent age,na akara Chioma dey bombered me then..
My advice is that be cautioned on how you collect things from her,infact stop collecting from her henceforth...cos if her mum finds out,the story no go funny.

Josnac:


I think something is wrong with FBN USSD services. About 2weeks ago, I initiated an airtime purchase of ₦2,000..got debited but never credited.

I sent them a mail after more than 24hrs without reversal, they logged the complaint and gave 5workings days to investigate and revert..it's been more than a week..no response.

I was lucky to have had one attempt of ₦400 recharge that was unsuccessful yesterday reversed.
Issue like this are always quickly resolved when you call out these banks on twitter, but alas, Buhari and Lai mhmd don give them breathing space to fully utilise their anyhowness. This is Nigeria where every conceivable thing is rigged against you.

Same thing happened to me yesterday....I recharge 2k credit from my gtbank app,was debited immediately but the credit never entered.
I called and was told to wait 24hrs...just imagine

Baamisere:
Help Me! I'm Fed Up

I've been dating my girlfriend for about 3 years now and she has been a good woman through and through. I've met her parents and we're discussing on the next step. She has been supportive, responsible and caring despite our tribal difference.

However, the problem I'm having with her is that when she's angry she tends to use foul languages and curses on me which I don't like. She end up apologizing after the ranting but I'm tired of going over this. Please how can I deal with this attitude of hers?

I need honest contributions to this thread.

I blv it's anger management...first weigh her parents and siblings cohabitation to ascertain if it's heredity or encroached.

There after you shld know d next step.

Malory:
Tonto Dike's toto don suffer. Imagine different types of dicks hammering her from all corners. I think it's time I go and collect my own share of the cookie. I must sign the attendance register

It's late already...na plastic/silicone full everywhere for her body,except you go manager am like that.

PCSI:
I for like know wer this man they buy im smoke from.... e strong wella

Try meth

emmykk:
His beautiful daughters are fresh like tomatoes Jos Eh daddy when sabi...

Bro wish you know nah 10 story building you for do

Na irony of life....if he knew he won't even think of buying the land not to talk of building 10 ST.

samwriter:
What is happening to my little brother. What is this thing on is body?

Chickenpox

Everything living thing wan Japa for dis Bubu era.....lol

YourWriter:
I met this girl in the beginning of 2021 and our bond of friendship has grown strong since then. I never had the intention of dating her to start with, but as times goes on I found myself catching feelings.

I really do want to let my feelings known but I'm scared of rejection. Besides, this girl is like an anti-relationship activist. Most of the times her posts on WhatsApp is mostly against love and how she's not ready to get into relationship.

Also, as a beautiful person she has lots of options which includes rich guys with lexus and Benz. Although I'm also not broke but I'm far below the level of her suitors. What I could say is my only advantage is that I'm handsome.

Should I just go ahead against all odds and let my feelings known or I should just let the feelings die?

Owo ni óbirí mó...money for hand back for ground..if u know,u know

KingAzari:
Congratulations to Ubah ahead of tomorrow's election. IPOB and Anambra people just made him a governor on a platter.

Which of the UBAH?

ImpactBooks:
Hello NLds!

I have been a family member of this group to years and what I have found most interesting about this forum is it's educative and/or enlightenment opportunity it offers.

Yesterday, a thread was opened which discussed the way and manner Immigrants are being extorted, most especially, at the Lagos and Abuja International Airports. One cogent thing that I learnt about the thread is that the first-time travellers are more evenurable to the Airport Officials illegal activities even though some argued that giving anything to these officials is by choice ESPECIALLY WHERE IMMIGRANTS TRAVELING DOCUMENTS ARE VALID AND COMPLETE.

This is where I need your guidance.

I will be travelling out of the country for the very first time by next month. Therefore, I need guidance on two things:

1. For someone that is travelling on invitation base on medical ground, what are the valid travelling documents that the person needs to have to make it COMPLETE? This information is needed in ensuring that my travelling agents did a thorough job regarding my travelling papers.

2. I have taken my first dose of the COVID-19 vaccine and my second dose is scheduled for 19th of this month. Once these doses are taken, do I still need to take another vaccine before my departure again or I only need to do another COVID-19 test? If it is the latter, between what Internal/period do I need to do the test, where and at what cost?

Thanks as I await your guidance.

Blessings

Bro.

Once you get ur second vaccine, then get ur COVID-19 certificate and a test of COVID-19,some few dollars then you're good to go (though some officials demand for yellow fever certificate depending which country you dey Japa)

Also be on time @ the airport & be friendly with the immigrations officers.

Good luck