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adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2023-Nigeria-election-Lagos-monarchs-endorse-Tinubu-to-succeed-Buhari

Innobee99:
Na Ijebu Ronaldo abeg

Wizzy13:
This is the snake I killed last night while returning from work
please what is it called and is it good for food?

mespusinglez:
So yester-night I was sleeping and i heard some noises but didn't go out...so this morning I saw this dead cat in my backyard exactly the place I heard the noise yesterday

What do you think possibly kill this cat because i locked my gate and there is no way Dog can enter

Your views guys

Stanweezy:
My sister sent the attached picture below for me, according to her she said the chemist she went said its bkus of the water she bath with.

Please I need answers on what could be the cause of this boils.

Thank you

greatbrian:
This happened yesterday morning, I had a flight to catch at the airport by 9 and I left Ibadan past 7 with my Toyota corolla sport. Las las Ibadan traffic dey mild and as I entered that Lagos Ibadan express way oboy Audi mode activated. I was doing around 140 to 150 when I heard a loud bang and gbagbagbagbagbahba. In sub seconds my brain processed that na tyre and if I match break oboy the car go start acrobatic display. Las las I drag gear for neutral and car came to stop after few seconds. Damaged my bumper, sand protector and some part of the rim.


Next time I will make sure I don't go above 100 with a corolla that's if there will be a next time with one.




And the breaking system is just so stupid and all. I wonder how corolla lovers cope

brosom:
The round table on the last picture is beautiful.

lifezone247:
Fish lookalike. Lalasticlala. Come and see

ajanma2:
As seen on Facebook posted by Chimelum Ajanma.
Fashion or madness?
https://www.facebook.com/100001875645074/posts/5982306388508490/?app=fbl

Pussyassasin:
Remember a time back then in secondary school, I think was in SSS2 then.


So we were playing a match in the school field i tackled one of my friends the guy started started shouting my leg my leg omo. We rushed the guy to one old man dey Said is good at setting bones, the guys mum came when they were setting the bone omo come see drama she was like "you don paralyze my pickin o".

Well they later sha called my dad and he footed the bill silly me thought my dad pardoned me as we got home laidis my dad pulled his belt omo see beating of my life my mum saved me that day. I didn't play football for almost the entire term and the guys leg took just a week or so to be fully functional.

Joysticks:
Are you one of them?Repent.

chatinent:
Oga, why you reason go this direction na. Lol.

chatinent:
Boss, if I jam that dude for road, I go beat four years commot en age asswear.

reidkrugger:
Plumbers are making money o, don't do dat plumber for dat matter thing. I'm a bldg engr and have them as friends. You think they are poor? Match shit first wether your footstep nor go change wey go make u call plumber. Ask ppl day use them to tell u wetin Dem eyes de see.

James4358:
Hello my nairaland family. I'll make this post short & precise... I buried my dad around april this year.

Am the only available child, as my elder brother relocated abroad in january & has refused to make contact. I took a loan to sponsor my bro's trip abroad, & also took another loan from my bank to partly sponsor the burial as all the family burden rested on my shoulders..

Last month, my dad appeared in a dream telling me to hurry up in paying a vow he made in church of abt 50k before he died. I was warming up to pay the vow this month's ending as am stil servicing the loans i got from my bank.

He appeared last week to remind me but yesterday night's own came with severe flocking. Am stil feeling the pains from the cain he used at my back & joints..

How do i contain him before month end when i'll be bouyant to pay the vow.

Am afraid he may return with more beatings,. & am jst 30yrs old, & wouldnt want to have any part of my body deformed as a result.

Your suggestions wil be greatly appreciated!

Offpoint1:
Omo I'm constantly praying for parents with kids during this era o...

Even as a single guy when I check my weekly, the zeal to work just die off. It's like a rat race.

Imagined big closeup toothpaste of N150 few years ago is now N500.

Last one I bought a month ago was at N350, and N500 yesterday.

My neighbour wife delivered twins last week Friday, both girls... These are people with 5 kids already, all girls. I guess they were seeking for boys, since that Friday husband has not returned home
I was weeping for the man, a plumber for that matter.

Buliwyf:
You don sabi them. I won't be surprised if he wrote all these stories just to advertise one pastor. Because he knows desperate people on Nairaland will ask him the name of the fake prophet so he can then direct them to him. He might even be the prophet himself.

SeyiFargo:
With which money??

manoflove22:
I'm down men

Brothel visiting implication or is it just a shaving bumps?

it been there since last 3 weeks so i just trimmed the area just now and see them numbering


I'm scared don't wanna live with genital warts, cos it a virus and it have no cure but u can apply medication on it, but it reports it can appears again, why na

Breeze111:
Jess even me this matter over me, papa ijeoma won run mad. I they even pity am.

I go just give una the story how my client give me..

My name is papa ijeoma, I have three kids. A daughter and two son, the girl is the first. I Am just a road side mechanic managing life with my family though am normally busy so I do come back in the night.

For twelve years of marriage I have never had issue with my wife nor-suspected any mistrust or cheat. We have live very happy not until on Tuesday(2days back) when I came back from work very early and it was because she is hosting their women wing ex-co meeting in the house that day.

So when I came back she was in the kitchen as God would have it her fone was on the center table in parlour, the phone rang, it was on silence(but on vibration) so I was on call with one of my boys in the shop could not tell her to come and pick her call.

As soon as I drop my call I say to myself (this children have put their mother phone on silent again) not knowing she was the one that put it. I pick the phone to remove it from silent, I saw the miss call emma(I trust the wife wai I get for house die, so I no send) not up to 5second a message enter from this same emma via sms(you know android phone na them go pop up the sms untop for your screen).

I saw 'my world' sharply I open the sms and it was (my world you have been avoiding me why!! Have miss you lying beside me on my bed) immediately my eyes started turning me, my head began to hot like fire.

Sharply I enter watsap of which have never done before(though in my house we don't put security lock on phone my rules) I saw that same Emma again on WhatsApp message, I screw up-up and began to see message like hope you are taking care of my child Emma, because that is the name of my suppose last child.

So she name him after her ex-guy. I ran to her in the kitchen to confront her immediately she just knelt down and started crying uncontrollable and confessing that the last child is for her ex who came back from outside the country few years ago and started disturbing her. Have called her parent and my parent they say they we be coming by weekend.

She use advantage of me because she knew am a very quite person in nature.

Right now I just feel like dying don't know if I should divorce her quietly or forgive her, but she is claiming to be really sorry. (but Las-Las I love this woman die just don't know why she betray me like this).

NwekeUG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MZKWAWFOro


https://www.facebook.com/100044326904709/posts/390608639093363/?app=fbl

onthehill:
https://igberetvnews.com/1399543/senators-orji-uzor-kalu-andy-uba-dancing-phynos-highway-song-photos-video/

Mrkumareze:

Who's next to fill the pit, Churchill failed, Prince has failed too

donbachi:
My brother...dat face too fine to pinch.

Cerebellum:
I suppose slap that your big head OP

Tell us say you never go receive kondo behind ur bf's back before

ebukajay184:
Nollywood Actress Uche Ogbodo has advised women to breastfeed their babies and not their men, IgbereTV reports.

Uche who welcomed her daughter some months ago, shared the advice as she posted a photo of herself breastfeeding her baby.

She wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CS1xtGysEu3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Kingluqman:
Even if na Nylon surgery, she fine

ODJ124:
Beauty with money...

*You are BROKE. You dey pray for LONG LIFE... Wetin you go eat


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stephanie11:
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