₦airaland Forum

Namaster:
What is this?

What makes you think it's ONLY body count that makes a hoe?

Picture this:

Girl got a BF in her first year in school. Probably already got into the relationship when she went for Post-UTME or registration.

They date throughout her university days. With sex involved.

As young students, both of them are young, virile and VERY VERY horrrny. So they have sex at least 5 times a week. Each session involves 2 rounds of sex.

School is in session for 40 weeks in a year.

Rounds of sex/year = 40 x 5 x 2 = 400 rounds of sex/year.

Multiply by 4 years = 400 x 4 = 1,600 rounds of sex in university ALONE.

Insert at least 3 abortions and you'll have a clearer picture.

Plus, NO woman will tell you her body count. EVER!

That's like asking a Nigerian Politician how much he's embezzled and expecting honest answers.

Once a woman is no longer a virgin, ALWAYS assume you're dealing with a hoe.

Tinububalls:
A woman is a hoe when she bleeps without feelings attached.

Zonefree:
You later smash the IT girl?

Natbrowny:
People wont rush keh. This is Nigeria.

The rush don start sef.

Its like sallah season. Ram righht now is 60k. When sallah reach na 120 to 150k.

And d rush will still be there.

Fiscus105:
The super league would soon become monotonous and boring after 5-7 years of existence, wen the same set of 20 teams are playing year in year out.

Football has its fun and suspense when team relegated and qualified to champion league.


Just see how Chelsea gave way for Newcastle and how Arsenal comes back after several years of not competing in champion league.

I think that makes it to be highly interesting and makes other teams to strive hard to qualify and play better.

AncientAlien:
I have been trying the website almost hour upon an hour since the outrage. Lucky for me it goes through like magic this time around. good to hear. one malt for everyone here

kobams:
I need your advice boss, let me learn from you

fineberry:
Boss don't tell me you went into crime so that you can blow

superCleanworks:
this particular BEHOLDER get eye problem. The wire wey connect him eye to the brain don cut

superCleanworks:
Kill yourself for babe wey get moustache and round head and yam legs. what a loser.

Jewessgratitud3:
As it is now, begging don dey legal. I just saw one woman boldy walking up and down our close in front of my gate. Immediately she saw one guy passing, she approached the guy and the guy immediately gave her money. This one no dey for say look down on her. The woman na normal person mama not a beggar but that's to tell you how bad it has gotten.

Smartb0y:
You guys use terms you have no clue about.

Alpha
Shit test
High value

Do due diligence before coming on here.

Josephamstrong1:
I don’t really understand some schools this days. My baby girl cleared all her subjects with distinction, all As and she was given 3rd position. She has been sobbing uncontrollably since yesterday. Yes, she was promised Christmas gifts and present if she takes first position in class this term.
I think she deserves the 1st position. I want to go to the school on Monday and appeal for result recheck. It can’t be!
I am not taking this o! My baby deserves 1st position with this result.

LoveJesus87:
but na im wife now...

kobams:
Good day guys, so there’s this girl I’ve been smashing, then about 2/3 weeks ago she asked me why I haven’t asked her out yet, so I just evaded the question and later at night she messaged me and said she was letting me go, eventually we spoke about it and since then we’ve been having this back and forth mainly about this issue so during this period she started confessing her feelings, telling me how much she really likes me and all, the thing is i like her too, now the issue is that she told me she can’t continue whatever is between us cuz she’s trying to protect herself and her heart, that she’s gonna let go now frfr, so we talked and she said she’s gonna go with her decision because it feels safer for her, so I said No wahala
I don’t want to let go of her yet
Rizzputin pukkalolo and other gurus in the house please what’s my next line of action?

PstDapo:
I agree with you with a lot of things you said until the last sentence. A broke Alpha will not get more sex than a rich simp instead a broke alpha will get the best sex with few ladies than choose him than lackluster sex they give to their rich simps.

Look around you, the sugar daddies and the rich betas are getting more sex than the broke dudes (even if Alpha) because they have the resources to get it, eventho the sex might not be good enough and they come at a ridiculous price. Some rich simps are ready to spend millions for a pussy a broke Alpha gets for free.

The broke Alpha don't necessarily get laid by all the women he comes across, why? He can't attract them all but the few he gets give him mind blowing sex which the rich simp can never get. The rich simp has the resources to get any girl laid even if watery sex is all they have to give him.

The broke Alpha gets few quantity but high quality sex, the rich simp get high quantity but low quality sex.

Crumbian:
Amen brother, amen.


E get this fine light-skin babe for work wey be like say she like me. Na she even save her number for my phone.


Everyday interacting with her na war. I be like "don't simp", "don't simp" "PLEEEEAAAASE DON'T SIMP!!!" but before I know wetin dey sup I don dey buy data to "help" her set up some stuffs for her phone.


Later I was like "IDIOOOOT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SIMP!!!". Bros, e no easy

DrAkpa:
I will track you down. Mark my words