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Since the first time i lost virginity this year is the first time I have done something really worthwhile.

Since the beginning of this year I haven't had sex. It's been 3 weeks and counting last time I nutted was 28th December, 2023. The longest I have gone since I lost my virginity 12 years ago

I intend to go throughout this month. Make I do no-nut January. Omo it's not easy but I like the feeling. I feel some type of way and it's a great feeling.

To so many this isn't an achievement but to me it is more. I never thought I could go this Long. But I'm doing it.

Feels good

CandidAdmin:
Don't Japa!

You can travel as much as you want but don't Japa!

You're living the life most Nigerians want.

Modified - After much consideration concerning the security state of 9ja, I'd advise you to make a well-detailed research before Japaing.

Just don't go from lawyer to cleaning people's nyansh.

Also, avoid UK at all cost.

Question of the day - why aren't people trying Russia?

Language barrier.
Nobody ready to go learn language for 2 years when they should be doing other things that will fulfill what took them there.

Offpoint1:
I for mention Airforce 1 and Dbull, but dem no get money

Dude

iLoveYouToo:
I don’t understand, in my mind they retired the day they left Europe.

A retirement announcement won’t change anything. I’ve moved on from them, I don’t know about the rest of the world

Same here

Ance4Liverpool:
Very soon 2027 will come and people will still vote for apc. My happines is that everyone is enjoying it

Swears. It's going round but this one is to the extreme

Travails of 9-5 jobs. People are suffering

Sergio101:
See pretty lady bikonu

I go fûck You and the demon oh.

Like if she's a temptation.....I don fall already

I go too fvck that demon comot for her body. She go whole again

LagBlogger:
Printing costs have changed a lot of things. Now even 5,000 airtime is a small piece of paper.

I was expecting someone to say this. no be lie my man life hard reach their side too

If you using 4G Phones and below do not upgrade to 5G phone yet unless you are okay with spending excessively every week for data.
Imagine 5gb for 13 pro max doesn't last up to 36 hours. And I don't even download. Just browsing and watching WhatsApp status.
Worst part is my network is always slow when it's on 5G, compared to when it's on 4G.

Everything in this country is a sham

So if person die dey down like this as the deceased family dey mourn dem na skull dem go dey see? Omo

Flush down the toilet if you ain't using it no more. Some of una go just wan dirty by force

Don't call it pounded yam if it's not pounded

Flamemignon1:
I don't know how most men keep attracting the toxic ones because I can never agree with that narrative, it's downright generalization when there are still good women

Well it's best to assume all women are the same until proven otherwise. It's much safer like that with women of nowadays

Flamemignon1:
Another guy who women do destroy him life finish now he thinks they are the same,go seek therapy buddy.

Women really show you wen sha

With women once you snooze you lose. That's fosho. No two ways

Nicepoker:
A nigerian girl is like a summer weather surrounded by a winter constitution. Always keep them where they belong. (The back seat). They don't even know what they actually want.

Bless you son

I just couldn't do this without you

Honestly , na who marry Nigerian girl lose.

Available9:
HIV loading

Dude

illicit:
There's one called banilla

You suppose Don get at least 2 children by now even if you not married

YourNextLevel:
Supported also you shouldn't be like a two edged sword in your twitter and nairaland.

Remove that muslim faith thing or put one for Christianity while reading thread.

Seun your case is the worse, politically and religiously. Correct yourself first after all username is FREE

Swears. One sided asf. Dude gotta fix himself first before anything else

flokii:
Not always the case.. there are one time or two time mothers that still experience cramps.

Tell her to go for checkup and stop swallowing all sort of pills before she'll have liver damage.

Don't you think that's nature telling her "bitch gtfu and go get pregnant and bare Kids as that's what you was made for." Don't you think

Jewessgratitud3:
Ma'am, I've tried Ginger but nothing. In fact yesterday I was on kunu that contains a lot of ginger throughout, still no relief.

I tried using birth control pills ( levofem) on someones recommendation last year but it got worse and extended my flow for almost two weeks non stop. So I stopped.

I've tried a few things, nothing seems to be working. My twin said she used to have it but after childbirth it stopped. I'm tired.

Try get belle born. You won't feel anything again after you born

If you wasn't a nairaland girl I for don track you offline give you belle help your life. Cos I need baby mama this year but definitely not from a nairaland girl. Therefore carry your cross

He right. But he should have included Eto'o

Jennyclay:
It’s already too late to change him. God created him like that for a purpose

Maybe If he acts like a man he would have been gallivanting all over social media like Zonefree ranting Nigerian women are this…. Nigerian women are that.

Zonefree and his likes should go and marry your brother.

Nonsense!!

One man go date this kind person o. Omo

Glimpsetv:
Nigeria is absent from the list as PornHub reveals the top 20 countries by viewership in 2023. Grateful for Christ, we appreciate our journey towards a closer connection with God.

Lol

Remijuice:
Tell her you will be doing DNA once she put to bed. The cravings will slow down.

Aje

Patient for 3 years

Thundafireseun:
For a split second I thought it was Jada Pinkett Smith that was tweeting about our Big Wiz ….

I wanted to advise Wiz because Will Smith might still be on the slapping sphere

Same here

Fiscus105:
At the end day ,you guys would come back, one thing will lead to other pregnancy would come, u will start leaving like husband and wife, and few years as couples, the character would crop up again, you will send her away and you would come to Nairaland to wail as usual.... Marriage Na scam ,.... Marriage not meaifor everybody.



IF YOU ARE A WISE MAN, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT SHE IS TYPE THAT CAN RESIST ANY GUY THAT FUCKKK HER BEFORE. AS SHE IS DOING TO YOU SHE AS DOING SAME TO ALL HER EX THAT COMES NEAR HER.

Facto