₦airaland Forum

JASONjnr:
Nigerian girls, especially Benue girls will marry this man, even without a bride price on their head .....

Unfortunately their men have small dicks. The irony eh

You only seeing it from the tp angle. You dunno price of food will humble you on the island.
And the way transport fare hikes in Lagos you won't be surprised that by the end of the year you will be paying times 2 of what you calculate there for transportation.
Anyways what do I know?

As for me the stress of going from mainland to Island is a no no for me. IMO I think people that live on the mainland and work on the island should be paid double. Cos commuting from the mainland to the Island alone is another job on its own.

Imagine coming back from work and you so exhausted that you can't do nothing but shower and go to bed cos your whole body is aching like you did farm work. Only to repeat same the next day. Chai

Anguldi:
Country hard oOoOO

God Abeg

My ex girlfriend visited me today, Omo sapa don humble her

She saw there is love in the streets
She wan come use you reboot

phemmie06:
De play.
Ogbono seed ₦250.00
Dey dream

Make he dey play and dey dream omo

Great100000:
(1) Okra soup (aka ila alasepo)

Okra soup is simply a stewed okra soup recipe. It is a very popular delicacy among the Yoruba ethnic group of western Nigeria. It is also known as Ila Alasepo by the Yorubas. This Nigerian Okra soup recipe can be replicated with or without Palm oil. It is also by far the cheapest soup one could prepare in the country.

N200 – Okro
N150 – Grounded Pepper
N200 – Palm Oil
N300 – Ponmo
You will even be left with a change of N200

1ponmo is now 300 sir
How person wan take cook soup with one ponmo like this

If person like make dem pressure themselves. Naira scarcity has taught me alot to not give af about anything coming from that stupid apex bank. Make dem close am make people rest na instead of making noise every day

simonlee:
With all the curses we laid on Buhari, he still outlived Mr Ibu the beloved... dey play!

Deep😑

dkidd:
Mine is not even a secret... I'm attracted to very sexy bad bitchhes. That is the one that is obviously not good for me in every sense. Just for booty calls though. Slide in and slide out

Same here. Good news is I don't have any interest in marriage. If not that would have been my downfall coz he sure me die I would definitely be ending up with one as wifey

HORLADY:
Who go go go still go.
What justification do they have for the increment?
Just the law of the higher the demand, the higher price I guess. Smh

Pigdin English dey bust brains omo Who no familiar with the language go be like wtf bro saying

Which kind sad news be this. Chai

ObalendeCMS:
Me, I put on white noise on my phone & voila I'm in dreamland!

I also have this app that plays different rain sound, I love the sound of rain on the roof.

What about you?

What's the name of the app?

You work from home yet you forgot you had soup in your pot just yards away. You must be a lazy mf no cap. Tech guys are kinda lazy so I'm not surprised. They believe sitting on their pc and working is more than enough while forgetting to work on other aspects of their lives. Na why most of them be nerds and gets cheated on the most by their women

blazer2018:
Hi guys, please I really need your help.

I have a twelve years old son who is very lanky, he looks d*mn too malnourished for comfort. He was very robust from birth till around the age of 8, when all of a sudden he started depreciating, initially, we thought it was a normal thing, as he was growing taller too, but now, I can't even bring myself to post his pictures on my status. He looks just like 7up's Fido Dido.

Now, this is a boy who eats whatever he wants, he's well fed, and lacks nothing. But with his looks, you will doubt that he's even fed at all. Although he looks far from being healthy, but he rarely falls sick. He's so skiny that whoever sees him, asks us what's wrong with him. Another thing, he always leaves his mouth opened, something that has now affected his teeth. We tried every tricks in the book to stop this, but to no avail, he can hardly keep his lips shut for more than 30 seconds.

Now, he's is a very hyperactive boy and finds it difficult concentrating atimes, but he's well above average in school.

Kindly help with solutions to this problem, it brings tears to my eyes as we have done everything we can think of to reverse this. Recently, a doctor suggested we place him on egg regimen, he now eats 3 eggs daily, but there seems to be no changes whatsoever.
Recommended medications, specialist or hospital we can take him to, preferably in the South West would be highly appreciated.

He's my only child, please help a desperate father!!!🥺

If he's up to 14 let him start hitting the gym. Same age Arnold Schwarzenegger started bodybuilding. I have boys less that age at where I work out.

Tips:
1. Hit the gym twice daily. Morning he should work on upper body lifting weights.. Assign a gym instructor for him let them put him through on benching and curling programs for a start. For evening he should work on legs. Make sure the gym has a bench press machine. He should also partake in squats and other leg building programs.

2. He should normalize eating either beans, cooked eggs, youghurt or a good amount of steak after a rigorous workout and stay hidrated afterwards. He could eat any other food Inbetween

3. He should stop eating late night foods and sleep at least 7 hours daily.

Try it for 6 months and see results for yourself. Unless he has internal deformities that restricts his body from forming muscles them no born am well make he no swell up.

Ourtruth247:
I will tell you. But you might not like it.

To live forever you need to be able to escape the endless reincarnation cycle. Only those whose memories aren't wiped at the point of death can live forever; despite the physical form they inhabit they still retain all the memories and knowledge of all their past lives.

Only a spiritually evolved being can do this. You can't be a slave to the system created by the same beings who are in charge of this recycling trap and expect to escape the same trap.

To escape this trap at the point of death you need to have raised your vibration to a level above that which the beings in charge of this system operate on. All these beings are 4th dimensional beings, meaning they vibrate at the frequency of the 4th vibration. This is the frequency of the evil entities that you see in the astral realm. It's the same frequency that the entities your native doctors receive power from operate on.

4th dimensions being all have the same personality and desires - Desire for power, desire to control, pride and obsession with self to the point of delusion, the derivation of gratification from inflicting harm on other beings, unnecessary cruelty and the inclination to attain pleasures at the expense of other beings.

The soul of a human is one of potential. It has the potential to rise to 5th, 6th and even 7th vibration. But this is limited by our earthly bodies that put us in a 3rd dimension consciousness. Hence to raise our vibrations, we need to overcome the desires of this 3rd dimension flesh.

A human can move into the 4th dimension consciousness by practicing witchcraft, engaging in dark occultic rituals and selling ones soul to the entities that operate on this level. But at this stage you are just a pawn for these entities. You aren't stronger than them and as such will not escape the soul reincarnation trap, unless they want you to.

This is why the world is at the state it currently is. The goal of these entities is for the mass consciousness of humans to remain at the level it is because it jives with their frequencies. This is why when a human taps into a higher consciousness; like that of Jesus(someone who escaped this reincarnation cycle and now lives forever) he or she can overcome these 4th level entities., but only temporarily. He is still a weak 3rd dimension soul and when his connection to this higher level being is cut, these 4th dimension entities can now deal with him.

To escape the soul reincarnation memory wipe trap and live forever, you need to attain 5th dimension consciousness or higher. That way when you die, the 4th dimension technology of these entities cannot work on you.

To attain 5th dimension consciousness or higher, you need to forsake worldly pleasures. Money, houses, cars, gadgets, designer clothes, sex, boobs, yansh, alcohol, flexing etc needs to no longer matter to you. You need to peel off every notion of self. You need to not care about the body you inhabit but focus completely on the real you; your soul. You need to spend all your days in nature and be one with it.

You can't be in this cycle of 9-5, obsessed with making money and enjoying life and expect to grow spiritually. You can tap from the power of higher dimension beings like Jesus or Buddah, but all you are doing is tapping. Your soul isn't evolving and when you die, you are still the same 3rd dimension soul that you were when you were initially brainwashed and sent to the earth.

Have you ever wondered why the world is the way it is? Why there is a promotion of self obsession, of money, of material possessions, of social media self adulation and of lust through pornography? This is a strategy by the controllers to make sure that the spiritual consciousness of humanity on average is lower than theirs. If its higher than theirs, then they can't function on this planet.

This is why there are resets. When the population become so spiritually evolved, the controllers destroy the civilizations. Of course they don't destroy the souls, they only destroy their bodies. The spiritually evolved among them escape, while the ones who didn't evolve are memory wiped and put in new bodies and sent into a post reset world where the vibration is low.

Bro to leave yansh and boobs go hard o make we no lie

HanisahZuwy:
I'm a female and I've made up my mind to go hustle in Abuja. What do you think I can do to make some money. I would really appreciate your advice and inputs concerning this. Thank you.


My Abuja people, what do you think a lady can so in Abuja to make money? What can she engage in/do?

I intend going next month.

Thanks!

Hit me up when you land Abuja and don't got a job. I'm setting up a restaurant by end of March and looking for 3 young ladies to work as waitresses. Pay will be fair and there will be accomodation as well.
That's all the info for now.

But if na hookup dey your mind ignore

Olachase:
I book one olosho online na my friend babe show up
Babe way my guy sponsor go school

She still get mind tell me say make I do wetin I won do say she no day do refund

That day I fear life

i told my guy about it the mumu say i won spoil their relationship.

that guy later die of HIV

You mean this story abi na cruise

Duelee:
Bictch doesn't know she proved another law called "Okorie's law "

Which loosely States; by trying to disapprove Okafor a lady would get banged, and banged and banged with her fully thinking Okafor is nonexistent but unaware that Okorie's law is playing out .

Okorie

Authoreety:
Na so people go push una go do life threatening surgery because you want to belong ...

Swears. Low self esteem at its peak. Na why I respect Wizkid over any other celebrity. Talk nonsense baba go ignore you you sef go even wonder if you still dey exist.

iLegendd:
Are you referring to the man she had the kids with or the new (innocent) men that are running away?

I think he's being sarcastic

BleedGraphix:
I am sorry for a lot of choices made up there. Without respect, you can never enjoy others.

Respectful - 300 (someone who is respectful is automatically faithful)
Good cook - 200
Good in bed - 200 (big breast and big ass are waste of fund if not good in bed)
Funny - 300.

With these, you would have rest of mind and be a happy man.

Dey play

Localemperor:
abi just use the remaining 100 naira collect ass 50 and breast 50

Sharp

Wetij I Wan use 1k do. 1k wey no even reach $1 you wan make I use create perfect woman. That's an insult to a perfect woman at least make the budget reach 1 dolls.

But if it's a must to choose then I will pick beautiful, faithful and big ass.
I no dey use big yansh with fine face play. Make I come be the only one wey dey pound am as she faithful. Na banger

Dundalk:
Indomie hungry man size.. 500

With two eggs.. 300

Bottle water.. 150

Don't bother to ask for even change.. Is worthless

Wait hungry man indomie is now 500? Obara jesu

chopnaira:
From that picture, she is atleast 6'5".
That is 6 feet 5 inches.

She is taller than the door entrance and almost as tall as the ceiling.

Exactly what I observed. 6.2feets can't be that tall laye

Zonefree:
In whatever you do in this life, avoid short women.

A short Nigerian girl is a recipe for disaster.

My brother you no lie one bit. The most dangerous set of women are them

Jewessgratitud3:
I'm not trying to do anything. Whether anyone admits their age or not, it is still what it is.

You ate it too? . Good to know.

Old woman but na you dey drama for nairaland pass

cutecommend:
Satan: when he brings that juicy temptation, you may shout "see hippppps"...And that curvy hips may be so attractive for raw sex...But know: many or most sexual temptations are sweet and brief, but their consequences are bitter and "long"..
Even the one cheating on you may be the one disturbing you with "hope you went to church today"..."hope you prayed this morning ".....

The most painful part of it all

EreluRoz:
Yes he failed but respect your elders

Comot for here with shallow talks. They talking how one dullard is taking the country where they dunno you talking respect. Na the dude wey get time dey reply your shallowness I pity.

tochez24:
An Epistle of a simp😁😁

Nigeria is the only part of the globe where they celebrate people for behaving like a normal human being or performing their duties⚠️

You will never see a white man, indian, Chinese or even an Arabian man with this kind of long epistle of jargon over a woman♂️

I have never come across a clip or text where foreign men are worshipping and praising their women, whenever i come online all i see is foolish African men disgracing themselves😔😔

Your wife is simply doing what you married her for and is no big issue you bloody simp💯

If you feel you need to show her love for being a good wife, please do that secretly and stop blocking our online space😡

Bro reduce the current of this vawulence small na haba

If na by overpopulation New York for don burn finish comot that for yiur list. Climate change is what's causing the heat

Pure fact. I have seen on many occasions average looking and some ugly girls shuffling and controlling working class men that are doing well for themselves all cos they have pussy and the men worships them. I don't even wanna mention the ones that are better looking cos those ones have slaves of men that wash their feets. I think It is safe to say Nigeria have the largest number of Simps.

Supremedrizzy:
Women can be really funny at times and take frivolous things serious. My girlfriend came around to stay with me for a while, so she was kinda of expecting that we would celebrate Val or stuff but unfortunately I am low on funds cos I just settled some bills earlier this month.

After work today, I just bought only 1k palm wine because we enjoy taking it together, but I observed she was a bit moody. I just faced my front cos I had just 5k on me and I still have about 2weeks to go till the next pay day so I am being very prudent with it.

She kept making side comments about how other ladies would be receiving gifts from their boyfriends by now and other sarcastic talks. She lager opened up this night about how today is her worst val ever and it's more of a haters day for her. I told her to calm down, after all we have celebrated Val for the past two years very well so she shouldn't be upset about us not going out today. She insisted that it's not about us going out but I couldn't even get her fish or meat, I simply told her that I can't afford anything now and she's been giving me the cold shoulder.

Wetin 500 naira suya for solve you carry come nairaland. Funny men