₦airaland Forum

EreluRoz:
Yes he failed but respect your elders

Comot for here with shallow talks. They talking how one dullard is taking the country where they dunno you talking respect. Na the dude wey get time dey reply your shallowness I pity.

tochez24:
An Epistle of a simp😁😁

Nigeria is the only part of the globe where they celebrate people for behaving like a normal human being or performing their duties⚠️

You will never see a white man, indian, Chinese or even an Arabian man with this kind of long epistle of jargon over a woman♂️

I have never come across a clip or text where foreign men are worshipping and praising their women, whenever i come online all i see is foolish African men disgracing themselves😔😔

Your wife is simply doing what you married her for and is no big issue you bloody simp💯

If you feel you need to show her love for being a good wife, please do that secretly and stop blocking our online space😡

Bro reduce the current of this vawulence small na haba

If na by overpopulation New York for don burn finish comot that for yiur list. Climate change is what's causing the heat

Pure fact. I have seen on many occasions average looking and some ugly girls shuffling and controlling working class men that are doing well for themselves all cos they have pussy and the men worships them. I don't even wanna mention the ones that are better looking cos those ones have slaves of men that wash their feets. I think It is safe to say Nigeria have the largest number of Simps.

Supremedrizzy:
Women can be really funny at times and take frivolous things serious. My girlfriend came around to stay with me for a while, so she was kinda of expecting that we would celebrate Val or stuff but unfortunately I am low on funds cos I just settled some bills earlier this month.

After work today, I just bought only 1k palm wine because we enjoy taking it together, but I observed she was a bit moody. I just faced my front cos I had just 5k on me and I still have about 2weeks to go till the next pay day so I am being very prudent with it.

She kept making side comments about how other ladies would be receiving gifts from their boyfriends by now and other sarcastic talks. She lager opened up this night about how today is her worst val ever and it's more of a haters day for her. I told her to calm down, after all we have celebrated Val for the past two years very well so she shouldn't be upset about us not going out today. She insisted that it's not about us going out but I couldn't even get her fish or meat, I simply told her that I can't afford anything now and she's been giving me the cold shoulder.

Wetin 500 naira suya for solve you carry come nairaland. Funny men

MisterBanny:
Pls keep quiet before Men start to dey Banter you. If niggaz reason ur matter, na u go run from social media I swear.

It is well with you guys, we appreciate ur input for the super Eagles, we had expected that u won the AFCON cup but that's Sports for u. At times u win, at times u lose. We win together, we lose together.

All these na you go allow am. If dem reason your matter once or twice you shenk them them go forget. You go see as Machala dey do dem normal. Nobody fit cross am even when dem dey praise am he no dey react. You go just dey waste your time and data.
Iwobi should have ignored them. Deleting his socials only validated them which is what every tolls thrives on; your attention

EreluRoz:
Ehen see correct original naija man here and not some vegetable that couldn't stand little heat and started deleting pictures and posts on his social media accounts and doing like earth worm.

Weak men irritates me to hell.

Shut up. A weak man irritates every woman

advanceDNA:
Education route...this will give u convenience to settle, work and get citizenship if u qualify

Luxembourg because of cheap tuition
Apply for masters if u have bachelor's...
Tuition for STEM courses is very cheap...400€ per session....
Management science is also cheap like 1600€ per session....with the rest, u can settle down for some months and get a job....anr move across other euro union nations...
There is one year post study...which will all count together with your two years masters to get permanent residency in 5 years

Finland..
Tuition is cheap here too...which u don't have to pay once.....stem courses pay only around 3500 after tuition waivers...
Proof of funds by bank account 6720€
30hrs per week work ...
Permanent residence is 4 years...counting ur two years masters inclusive..
But the cold na die oooooo

So you dey Finland you this boy
No wonder you quick to bant men here cos you clearly enjoy the hardship you escaped

advanceDNA:
Luxembourg.....
Finland....

Na the most expensive countries you come give am easy na

Xwizard:
We can’t come and die for this bleeding nation right now

Simple life. Same way I roll with my girls. Forget the haters and their comments.

But if you get girl wey too materialistic and is full of fake life this might not work sha. Cos with time they will start demanding more.

However, It's unhygienic to drop water on the floor like that. I hope when you contract typhoid you won't think it's village people sha

guobe:
A highly tempered man that made the present wife not to be independent by making her a stay at home mum.and treats her like trash only to remarry the former wife again after some time is utterly wrong and so many more disgusting character not mentioned here.

Why must she marry a broke man? Everyone wants something good for themselves. What if the broke man she married turns out to be worse than the rich man? Is there a guarantee that a broke man isn't short and bad tempered?
What if the stay at home turns out to be what he didn't expect. What if she pretended and wasn't what she was when they were dating and the man later finds out and falls out of love with her?
Why do you have to you see and judge things from the outside perspective. What if there is more or less to what you are seeing?

Goodlady:
To cut ya prîcK dey hungry me.

Sharap!

Dwarf arss

Goodlady:
How I Helped My Sister With Food Items And Accessories To Take To Canada.
Recently, my sister escaped from this hard country to Canada for greener pastures. Many of you knew me on this site as that young girl with sharp mouth. Well, I may be choleric but I m also nice.
So this February, sister went to Ontario. I knew she'd miss home. I went to Wuse market and nearby street shops n bought varieties. I waka-waka my rubber slippers cut. My sister is a picky type that eat light foods but she still love our local dishes. She's going to miss home 😭 and I just want her to v her favorite foods as long as she can. Though she can patronize African stores over there too.
As I m typing this, I can't wait to see her, am so happy for her and I hope to relocate too via marriage in future. Hm, God when?

Anyways I ll list some of the items as I post them here. They are educative and useful for people going abroad too. There are some items you can take along like razor blades, shaving sticks, stock fish, palm oil, locust beans, garri, beans, rice, onions, matches, polish, makeup props, grinded beans for moinmoin or akara, crayfish, beans, balls, sellotape, dried pepper, potash, bathroom slippers, cleansers, needles and threads to sew post letter tear-tear undies or clothes. 😂 In fact, just carry any small daily use item we use here and conceal them well cos of over sabi long throat immigration officers at airport. It ll shock you you can buy a packet of blade that's not up to N1,000 for over $20 Canadian dollars, that's over N20K in Nigeria. Imagine blade pack kan for N20K? It no shock you?
So below are items I packed for her and she's enjoying them there. 😂

Pic 1, Carton of coaster biscuit, table size mortar and pestle for her to grind pepper and packs of match sticks.

Na even Abuja you dey live sef mtsheew. No wonder

JealousCobra:
Yulsless Yul. . . . hahahaha


No joy for this country. . !

Swears 😂

Quest7777:
Abeg forget tactics. You guys tried but Ivory Coast was simply better in that Final - either because of their home advantage or the extra motivation they had by the miraculous way they qualified from the Group.

We played against 12men in that Final.
I strongly believe we would have won any other country aside Ivory Coast in that Final.

Those guys outplayed us. I can't even believe how they try to neglect the super goal Haller scored. That was a world class goal that even 3 keepers wouldn't save. They are some losses you don't even have to whine about cos it's well deserved. Nigeria played better in the competition but in that final CIV played like their last game ever.

thesicilian:
This same jeromestarks that claims to be a big boy.
You guys will always inadvertently expose yourselves at the end of the day.

They eventually forget their lies

Common CIV sef pass naija for road😂Omo

zoedew:
One of the five things you don't do around Helicopters. One of the two used failed during Operation Geronimo. If you must use a helicopter go for Bell or Augusta. Herbie could afford it.

I rather save and own a let than have a heli. The phobia I have for it won't even lemme go close to it

advanceDNA:
That's the funniest part ooo...she will have options everywhere....

Evil creatures. A woman will want all her options to be with her alone. She be seeing 5 guys and make sure all the 5 guys don't keep options. That way she can have the power to be shuffling through and controlling them as she like. Even devil still get work to learn from that gender

WhiteWood:
I thought people would learn to avoid helicopters after the tragic death of Kobe and his daughter. Seeing helicopters still makes me upset since Kobe's death, along with others

Same here. I never liked helicopter for anything. Only the blades is a turn off. You could even die if yiu mistakenly raise your hands up around it. I believe with time it will go extinct.

Starz825:
Very funny

Na so my girl dey tell me when I be dey toast her say she get queen blah blah...say If I no like her and just wan nak...she go report me....and me as omo Jesus I no for...

Na gidigba I dey ...

So it happens say as she come later gree for me...i come ask am say babe aw ur queen Na.....she say na joke she dey ooo

They sometimes say that so their guy will stay and be loyal

No be lie. But where the problem comes is how they want a guy to be loyal to them but they can't be. Isn't that stupid?

advanceDNA:
Tell her u a member of ogboni... Werey girls

She's just manipulating you to make u do what she wants and be afraid of cheating on her or leaving her....

Swears just trying to scare op to not keep options while she keep hers. Evil creatures

Which evidence she show you

They literally outplayed us in the second half. There is no need to give excuses. You will only sound childish and sentimental especially when you watched everything with your eyes. A well deserved win for CIV.

Football is all about capitalizing on the opponents weaknesses and loopholes. Exactly what CIV did to us in the second half. Sad but we move

elinaxy:
You have done too much is now affecting you, you've killed your sexual libido

🥲

sweetkev:
You people will not believe how exciting it is to the government/politicians seeing you people suffering and complaining bitterly. They don't just care about you but your stupidity would not let you know this.

The government understands that they are foolish. Nobody cares about a foolish person, but only how they can use them to their advantage. That's what the government keep doing to Nigerians. That's why come 2027 they will still come up with more lies and the fools will fall for it. Cos that's what they are good at; being foolish and gullible.

silverkings:
We no warn una?? We did but we were called unprintable names.... Enjoy your renewed hope.

This morning I bought Three crown milk for 700naira...... I didn’t shout, I paid and moved on. I said in my heart, Thank God that I can afford it. Thank God I can take care of myself in this hyperinflation.

May God save people and provide for people who voted against this calamity but if you voted Tinubu.... Suffering and pain will be ur portion.... Ndị mgbu

Same here
Their minds go dey

Self-discipline and staying busy solves it. With time you will realize it wasn't even that hard to control konji. You didn't just try. And you will be glad you made that move by staying busy and disciplining. Konji go be your boy by then.

One of the tactics I used by conquering it was facing my fears. The things that triggered I would watch them be it porn, sex videos I made with my girls. Aftrr a busy day I come home then I would watch over and over till it gets in my brains and I'm so in the mood then I just lie down and sleep off. By the time I wake up the feeling is gone.
The tiredness from the busy day contributed alot cos even when I'm in the mood I would be so tired to even say let me call one of my girls to come through.

Long story short I kept that pattern on till I got used to it. Watch what triggers me, get high on it go to bed no matter how Hot I got. Wake up and it's cleared..repeat another day till I became used to it. This is what worked for me. Facing my fears and conquering it. Might be different for another person but you could also try. But like every other thing it's very hard at the beginning. If you can endure the first 2 weeks and not succumb then you already 60% closer to success. The first 2 weeks is the hardest.

As a man the moment you have mastered to control your urges you have solved 80% of your problems. At this point of my life now I don't even have any sex urges. When I'm with my girls they always be wondering what's wrong cos to me having sex is just me doing them a favour. That's why they can't manipulate me. They don't even try. Cos this man not even going to touch you. If you don't make a move na so we go dey. I see sex as me doing the lady a favour now cos even when I Bleep I don't get excited like when konji was my master. I don't even have the motivation no matter how hot they are. I guess i went too far with conquering and I dunno if it has affected my psyche in some way. Cos most times the girl has to suck me before I get an erection. Mf doesn't get up by kissing and romance like it used to prior.

DARLINGTON869:
Oga, don't partner anything. Simply suggest a business that he will commandeer and earn atleast 25 to 30 percent profit monthly. You want to partner with him in this present Nigeria economy where everybody no dey gree for anybody. Tomorrow now, both you and the op will start hiring lawyers and fighting yourself in court over money issues.

Lol. At that time I made that post the economy wasn't as harsh as it is now. But I understand your point sha it's better to be on the safer side.

This one anytime you wan slap am he no fit block you. Easy access straight
But it's evil taking advantage of the people with disabilities. Na so I take change am for one girl wey dey hit cripple last month. All cos he dragged her by the hard.

Deogratiasfx:
While I feel for him let's tell our selves the truth, we have other people that can even do better, yes Osimhen is trying but let's not make it feel without him Nigeria is in trouble. 5 games: One goal one assist and we are making it sound like the whole team success rests on his shoulder.

You obviously know nothing about football

Wetin he go chop