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Experts in the house is this the right time to buy btc? Advice

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Omoawoke:
craze people full nairaland

Na one person dey chat with himself 😂

I suspected as well. But was patiently waiting for someone else to observe too

yaseer111:
Good morning Nairalanders

I am a street cleaner earning 15k monthly I save up to 80k now. Please! What business can I start with this little amount.

How long have you been able to save 80k from a 15k salary?
Cos it's sounding like fiction. You no dey eat? Don't you have bills to pay?
Cos I am trying to figure out how you pulled out that?

Balablue64:
Good dick is very hard to replace.

Facts

alphaNomega:
if god was real as all religions make us believe, we would not need doctors and hospitals. We would not even need farmers and fishermen.

You mean if there was god we would just sit and pray and he makes everything happens for us? Like we go just dey make he dey do everything for us? Lmao

1Sharon:
Yes!

Maybe that's why nobody takes them serious.

1Sharon:
These moròns will see a white person/muslim on the street and completely bypass them. They only approach other black people.

Don't white people need their souls saved too or are they too much of a target? Cowards.

Have you witnessed this yourself?

Nlanalyst:
Until you tell me how Arsenal are supposed to make it out alive in that segment. They'll need to beat Bayern and either of Madrid and City to make it to the final. Very impossible and boring joke. Winning Bayern will amount to nothing. No be FA cup be this, na UCL. Big boys' league.
To beat ordinary Porto sef na war.


How will arsenal face City in final?
Na this afternoon you start to dey watch football?

No mind those Assnal boys jor. Na so one follow me bet last year say Assnal go win league.
Note that there was about 10 matches remaining and Assnal was topping the league with 7 points. Told him I know Assnal since the days of Thierry Henry missing 2 face to face goals in their UCL Finals against Barca. He swore and vowed to remind me when they lift the league. No dey waste time with Assnal fans they just like women. Can't let go of their delusions and fantasies
Below is the chat with one of them

superintendents:


Too early for man city /Madrid..
Arsenal have easy draw.. Bayern no good jo..



modified :if Arsenal can beat Manchester city who is Bayern..

Arsenals and mouth

Only fools and weak men with no options reason marriage in this generation.

Try hard

Money wey he dey use catch cruise. Foolish Nigerians so for their mind they think that man go release that money?

Offpoint1:
Not all ladies were made to be wives. Some are for men sexual pleasures and satisfactions, some nuns, some prostitutes, some single moms, some wife material, some are possessions to display for occasions.

When people like this speaks, you know what category she belongs and who her audience are.

The truth is, reasonable men can spot these categories from the first day they spot you and you'll be treated accordingly.

Facts

garriAndsugar:
Bayo's law States that when a woman tells you her body count always multiply it by 10.

Well 60 is not too bad for a 35yr old cos if she started having sex by 20yrs, it's just 4 men per year. And average 3 men per year if she started earlier before that

Swears man. In this current generation woman wey dey sleep with 4 men per year has really tried. Man I have seen girls juggling over 15 body counts per year and this na girls wey no dey into hookup or any kind of runs.
Men that are getting married are really trying. IMO I think any man that's married just closed eyes and damned everything before marrying. Cos if you wan sit down reason these our girls doings you no fit marry.

thesicilian:
Won't be surprised if that 6 is actually x3 or x4

The actual math is x8.
You are being too minimal

Whoever made this video is one of the most dumbest video editors I have seen. How yiu censor all the other vulgar words but leave the "fvck" word?
Like how

JuanXXx:
So someone close to me died and her body was deposited at the morgue and luckily for me, the place is just a few step from my friends place ( I often sleep there).

Got there, I meet the attendant and it was only one guy on duty. I was sho, only you dey manage all dead body here, na boss you be oo.

I was leading the way and he told me to wait outside while he enter first and signal for me to come later.
I sha allow him to lead and wait at the reception with my friend( baba dey fear give excuse).

Few minute, he told me to come and I obliged. Omo corps was littered everywhere. Normal local morgue oo. Formalin was used to persevere all of them and they are all of different size and shape. I knew I was going there to see some cadavers, but when I got there, a different reality was dawn on me. If is should count they should be more than 400. He showed me her body and I told him okay let's go. I spent less than 2 minutes, not because I was afraid but the stench be killing me.
After that incidence, I see life from different perspectives. Like, at the end of the day we all equal. Omo, there is no class or status there. Everyone is equal, naked and laying next each other...

Just try to enjoy life while you are alive, try all your possible best to be happy with/without drug. Spread the happiness, if na joint share am and food or update.

@Emboldened.
You get mind o

Apili:
Pls does familer with blockchain as at June Last year I had about $3k on my blockchain wallet
Along the line a friend I accommodated stole my phone I know my blockchain wallet password but[b] I forgot my 12 key recovery words[/b]
Please is there anyway I can recover my blockchain account and coins
I believe by now that money most have doubled or tripled

Just forget about the money it's gone

adelana632:
Sell before it halves..the best time to buy was sep/Nov last year. Most good alts are already up too..remember seeing solana at 8 dollars. That was the time to buy.Sell before it halves..the best time to buy was sep/Nov last year. Most good alts are already up too..remember seeing solana at 8 dollars. That was the time to buy....

What do you mean by sell before it Halves. I think when it halves the price skyrockets. So why sell? Enlighten a bro

malali:
Sell before it Halves.
And wait to buy again.

Thank me later.

I think when it halves the price skyrockets. So why sell?
Enlighten a bro

Who put naija there dey mad

Dancebreaker:
In Edoid culture, which Isoko belongs to, if you have paid dowry on your wife and traditionally married her, some taboos apply.

If your wife cheats and you are unaware, the land/earth and ancestors may protect you as you are innocent of her nefarious deeds. She may instead suffer or her children may suffer.

But if you as the hubby know and you do not perform the needed rituals of cleansing and atonement, you hide and keep EATING her food and SLEEPING with her, you yourself have joined your wife to commit taboo. You must stop accepting any wifely or marital duties from her until cleansing is done. Remember that in the Bible, if Adam had not joined Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, God might have had a second thought about punishing mankind.

Once you become aware of her infidelity, don't eat her food and don't sleep with her.

Why punish her kids you may ask? Even the Bible talks about visiting the iniquity of father upon their children and even beyond.

Also, if a woman cheats, chances are that she has brought bastards into the household.

One reason women who know the culture drag their hubby into church is to be far away from that culture as much as possible.

Guess what? That gives the women licence to fvck around with pastor and church members under his nose.

That is the ultimate goal of most women nowadays: pretend to be holy holy, fool hubby and mess around.

As it is now, there is really no need for marriage. Have your 2 kids with any woman/women ready and that's it.

Damn! Thanks for the insights man.
The last paragraph is all evry sane man that values his peace and wanna live long should subscribe to.

derekdelta:
ancestors

Abeg I no understand how ancestors go kill person for another person doings? Is that how it's done that way? Enlighten a bro

Ogiame:
An avoidable death, BUT the notorious SIMP on the poster choose to forgive a community pussy everytime she shares her pussy to her pastors son and boys in the area.

Mind you, this was not the first time he caught the community pussy cheating.

Instead of the SIMP to take the matter to his elders and family members, he went to his pastor who advice him to forgive the notorious cheat.... Now, Erivwin don k!ll the SIMP......


There are so many SIMP's around us readily available to forgive their cheating partners but like a Nairalander will say and I quote; “D€ath to all SIMPs”


No RIP to waste.

Abeg wetin be Erivwin?

Easier said than done

The one wey pain me pass is the fact that they don't value and regard security guards in this country after all the risks and stress they do pass through. The guy just died for nothing.
So painful

Keep up with which game?
Abi na you dey play yourself

Person tell you they in a relationship instead make you move on let her come to you when she's serious you dey propose friendship.
This is how men shoot themselves right from the get go. Lmao

Doings

Make I go drink garri now

stevestifler:
A woman wanted to travel & to see her sibling who invited her because they'd not seen in more than a year & her husband says no. She involves her parents & pastor & even her best friend, they all have different opinions. Some said go, some said stay.

As a married woman, whose words should be taken in highest regards?

1. Her siblings that she's spent all her life with
2. Her parents that gave birth to her
3. Her pastor that sees visions & guides her spiritually
4. Her husband that she's going to spend the rest of her life with
5. Her best friends that she's known from childhood

Let's have matured responses from experienced and responsible nairalanders.

The fact you didn't add @embolden like you did the other options says alot already.
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