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MS247:




Fabura is an accountant and accountant are exceptionally stingy

Wike is a spender and a generous man

Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar


Wike said something very crucial during the opening of law school he built in PH... He said in other to succeed in building the edifice, he had to localize the contract, everything was done by the community especially supplies and he paid them directly


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Omo see wisdom

TANID:
the Next Thing Na ta ta ta ta ta ta ta

Normal na

Persephone1:
You are a bro, you tricked another bro who swing both ways into HIV test. I can't help but wonder why.

Well it's none of my business

Inform your bro he is positive and save your bro's life .

Damn! why do I use so many bro? Hehehehe

You are a smart girl. Not everyone knows he's a guy even after seeing his strong hands.

Fvcking gabriels I can bet my left balls he wasn't infected by a lady.

Athena6:
I was actually given this advice months ago when the dollar was 950 or so but my thought process was that the dollar might come down and I will lose money 😔 even now, I made the calculations

If I use 4M to buy dollar, that will be 3200 dollars and if dollar increases, say 2000 by this year ending or so, I would make an extra 2.4M but if dollar decreases I will lose a lot of money.

Nigeria is a very weird place, the dollar market is so unpredictable.
I am still thinking of it sha

You are kinda pessimistic. That's why you doubt every opportunity or idea thrown at you.

If you continue like this you will keep regretting in the future just like you doing now.

KillIgbohoN0W:
Footballers and yeyebrities are not on the same level.
What Davido makes from concerts in a year Ndidi makes it in a month. When Mikel shunned 2Face it wasn't pride. Just that artistes and actors love making noise.

Cristiano's monthly pay is bigger than Tom Hanks pay for a blockbuster movie and its not every year that Tom Hanks makes big movies.


They are not mates.

According to what you just said it is bigger money that makes marriages last.
Why then did Jeff Bezos' and Bill Gates' marriages didn't last
Are they not footballers mates too Duh

That's too much lol.
This na mama put na. Na even 2 ponmo and 2 cow head dem dey gimme on top the rice with 200 naira plantain for my area. All for 1k and I be one of their favourite customers.

marvellous2222:
My wife calls her family for everything, once I'm broke she calls her mother to send her food items, I have begged her to stop, I have gotten angry yet she said she can't be hungry in a man's house when there's excess in her parents house, my wife can't manage 3k to cook for me, a family with just 2 kids, she'll call her elder brothers and tell them I gave her 3k to cook immediately they will send money for her.

Can't a woman water down her taste to keep her marriage? They don't insult me but I feel not man enough, I feel less of myself, my wife is from a rich home and the house we are living is a wedding gift from her brothers, she's an only daughter and they over pamper her, they don't allow her ask twice.

I remember I bought a car for her when she delivered our first child my brother in-law knew about it before the car arrived cause I ordered through his company, he changed the car to something twice the one I could afford without my knowledge, when they brought a car to the house I said this isn't what I ordered my brother in-law said their Ada can't be seen driving such after marriage.

They are planning to open a business for her and they didn't involve me in the plan, my marriage is not what I wanted cause I feel like I'm not man enough.

My wife doesn't appreciate gifts from me like when it's from her family, I got her a 75k watch she said thank you and for months she didn't use it, I had to remind her that there's a watch I gave her, but when one of her brother sent her a watch worth 260k she danced and used it always.

How do I handle this?

Don't try to give your woman money. She got that already. Instead give her experience.
That 75k you would have divided into 2 and taken her out to a cute spot for chill out just the two of you. Or to the cinema etc.
Na those things dey sweet women pass and that's what really gets a woman attached cos not every man knows how to give women experience.
Don't try to give her money or buy material stuff for her again until she asks. But when she does give according to your means. If she cry go meet her siblings lock up that one no concern you as long as you know say you dey play your role.

Enough said.

Funny op
Even me wey never marry I no fit drop 3k for soup if babe wan cook.
Unless na soup wey you just wan chop once which rarely happens.

sotall:



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Name checkers are not disappointed.

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CoronaVirusPro:
20 million as a truck driver 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who are those telling you all these lies!

You just convert dollars to Naira and start fumbling.


Did the driver talk you how much he pays for the truck loan, insurance, gas, maintenance and all his personal expense.

Everyone will be a truck driver in Canada if it was that lucrative!

Las Las you never go the Canada but you don dey discourage people wey wan go with your sentimental analysis.
If 500k was king's money then why people dey japa.

Stay in Nigeria for 5 years with the king's money make person wey live for Canada 5 years working as a cleaner two shifts come back then make una compare.

Op you better japa to your Canada o. This guy fit be one of your village people sef

Simdyofficial:
Canada of course. Lots of opportunities.. oil company wey one alhaji son fit use his babe do me swap

Magnito abeg give me that Canada jam

Swears

Since you are into tech you will be a hot cake in Canada. If I were you I would move to Canada.
500k is $500 now.
You can make times 15 of that as tech guy in Canada per month.
Multiply by your visa validity then you know wassup.

SyrusdeHansome:
Some pple where just created different nd Cr7 is one of the few pple. He doesn't live his life to the gallery. He doesn't fake humility to gain simpathy, he doesn't live a fake life off nd on.

So you saying some people dey fake humility. So dem dey fake humility too. Omo una dey off me for this site

Omicron007:






Bunch of hypocrites up there...
Appreciate the craft on the work.
A young man who brought back a classic Bini song by Pa Monday Igbinudun and re-mixed it with Amapiano vibes.
He is culturally aware.
Just because he was not shouting American slangs, y'all are spewing trash.

He tried. And he can do better.

No mind dem . Some people naturally have bad taste of music.
As for me this is my favourite song from all his songs. I don't even like the overhyped ex convict and most of his songs but this particular jam and Elon musk dey guy finish work there.

Oblongata:
'Enquiries' if the question it seeks to answer is more than 1. And vice versa.

Ok thanks

Is it "for Enquiry only"
Or "for enquiries only"

Enlighten me, thanks

Saviourplease:
Good evening house.

I am in a dilemma and I need advice on what to do.

A bit of background about myself: I am a 29 years only child from a very poor background. I work for an IT firm which i joined in 2019 as a graduate trainee.

My total income is around 490k (400k from main job, 90k from a writing side gig).

My challenge:
Recently, My host have told me to look for my accommodation and I have been searching for houses. Unfortunately, the places closer to my places of work is expensive.

I work in VI and the cheapest mini flat I have seen in close vicinity is 1.2M at Ajah.

I also have have a building project I am undertaking in the village that is at roofing stage and my parents have been pressuring me to settle down as the only child.

My dilemma is this, If i go for the house at Ajah, it will eat a bulk of my savings, thereby making it impossible for me to complete the building project or even start the process of settling down.

If I go for a cheaper but farer location, I will be spending more time in traffic.

Please, how do I manage this?

You go see one bedroom from 800 - 1m for Lekki. I know guys living inside phase 1 one room self com at 450-500k clean rooms.
But in your case you fit check the areas that are less dense. At least Lekki is closer to Vi. Unless you dey find 500k bedroom then me no know wetin I go talk again

Godoverevery:
Am currently in a relationship with a 31yr old lady for about 2 month now.
She want to buy iPhone 12pro max and she doesn't have the total money.
She has being complaining about how her phone (techno phantom) isn't good enough for pictures and videos bla bla bla from the time we met.

In my last relationship I actually helped my ex get iPhone Xsmas, she didn't have the total money aswell and I added about 55k to get it for her which I later regret with every blood in me and now the same scenario is happening again.

I actually advise her to get a lesser iPhone which her money can buy but she is adamant she want iPhone 12promax just to show off to other ladies in her office.

She expecting me to help her get the phone and add the remaining balance.
From my calculations she is about 70k-80k short of the money to get the phone and honestly I don't have a dime to give cos only a foolish idiot will make the same mistake thrice.

She emotionally blackmailing me and I can't take it anymore.......at 31yrs I expect more understanding and more important priorities.

Werey you sef dey fear to break up with her.
But make I close eyes update you small.

Her matter no hard. She don see say you don dey love up. Woman no fit try that shit for man wey she never know where she stand with.
So wetin you go do na to sharpaly detach emotionally and clear her say you no get money. No follow am argue or answer to any other bullshit.
Then pull away from her.

Trust me he no go reach 1 month na she go run come back dey find your attention. And she won't ever talk about phone matter with you again.
Make another nigga go complete the money for her. Once she come back don't take her serious anymore. By then you fit don detach completely and na your head you go dey use unlike now. Then you fit dey chop am as fbck mate even though for her mind she go dey think say una still dey relationship

These girls to like use men to level up. Once they do they will leave you for another man.
No go mumu twice

Na the Kizz Daniel wey I know be this. Full of content.
Not the nonsense Odo, RTID and shuperu nonsense he was singing few months ago

99thEnemy:
No be this boy wey been hammer from sportybet?

I read he won over 300m on sporty

1. As a woman the respect and regard you will get from men if you are hardworking has no boundaries, As opposed to you been lazy and jobless. No sane man discards an ambitious and hardworking woman. Broke and jobless ladies shall always be used for sexual satisfaction 10 times out of 10.

2. Dating a broke or jobless woman after you have labored years to be among the apex of men. Ask yourself why stoop so low after all you have passed through to be where you are. Cos of pussy? If your answer is No then what is it?

3. Never give more than second chances. There is nothing like a third chance. Even the person you think of giving it to won't take you seriously anymore if you give them. Even though they might be dying for it. They had their first chanced they ruined it. And if they ruined their second chances then what makes you think they won't ruin the third. Learn to walk away from such people no matter how much you like them.
Whether male or female you are not high value until you have walked away from a man/woman you really like. Read that again.

4. Character is everything. It doesn't matter how handsome or beautiful you are. Your beauty will wear off with time. Character is the only thing that time has no effect on. If you are a horrible person even at 80 you will remain the same.

5. Some friends are a blessing to us. Some are better than our own siblings and relatives. Blood is thicker than water, this can't be disputed. But if you see a good friend do your possible best not to lose them.

6. Always remember people will always do what's best for them. It doesn't matter how much they know you, or how much you have done for them.

7. Always be prepared and protect yourself at all times. People can hurt you. You might even get killed for nothing and nothing will happen. There is no such thing as karma.
Whether you like it or not this is life.


Add yours.

If you really want to move on and have a healthy life and relationship with new people then it is very OK to block. But if you wanna keep hanging around grinding your ass to succeed just to make them see you succeed then I tell you my friend you be doing yourself, and not them.

Smitaro100:
This one still dey learn work, wasting precious time acting drama for banny wey be say last last na stil ur pocket go suffer am.

Swears

finallybusy:
The latest Mr Eazi. All his songs sound the same despite their nice sound. Let’s see where he’ll be three years from now. Mr Eazi still get music? He faded.

Normal normal na people wey no fit sing ABCD dey throw comments like this.
Just to feel themselves

PinkNature:
Sharap!!!

Nigeria doesn't end in your village. Take a stroll into any Nigerian higher institution and you will see a lot of beautiful, innocent and untouched maidens.

Which Nigeria university you wan see girls without make up. Dey play

Beremx:
This one is Onitsha version of Naira Marley.
Werey you better don't walk around Lagos because sorry is your name. Even before you say you are not Naira Marley when dem catch you, your stammering won't save you.

nlfpmod come and see something

The way he stammered off me

saphiere:
lalasticlala ishilove seun justwise Dominique nlfpmod rule 2

Dun.ce

Thazard:
Australia or New Zealand. I just love THEM!

Same here. Especially New Zealand

Hackie90s:
It's even ipone🤣🤣

Oboy😂

trafficpools:
so, you believed that Bitcoin can get to $108k by January 2025?

I didn't say 108k. But it will hit 100k by end of 2024 to early 2025..
It's happened in 2016 and 2020.
They will half it by next year and it's going to happen again. You just have to wait till then and see for yourself thrn come quote me if it doesn't happen.

JasonNOTStatham:
No, not possible unless Bitcoin is worth over $130K.

Remember that $/naira rate is skyrocketing. Don't forget.
2m naira if converted to dollars will hit 3m before the end of the year the way the exchange rate is going.

planetx:
Except you have the power to see into the future, there is no way to tell what bitcoin price will be in 2025. It might even be down to half today's price, because any unforeseen event can happen globally to crash crypto prices across board.

Aside this bitcoin will hit 80k minimum by end of 202 4 to early 2025.
Come back and quote me if I'm wrong. He no far again.