₦airaland Forum

Wawelexy:
Djokovic lost his form after his last injury

Wodu89:
Yes. I eat fish alot. I even have pics on my phone of some of my meals


Oya see 2,400

TemplarLandry:
He can now counter-sue them for defamation.

Yugoslavia247:
Too much love dey cause issues.


Better comot her for your house.

Be like your house fine.

When she do video the guys she dey do am for and wey dey chat up better pass you.

Her own house no fine reach your own.

Lol. Now she dey wait make the other guy ask her to come over.

Better find a trick to let her leave your house.

IconicR:
Return all the sex you have with her before coming here to rant. You can't provide for her and you still the one forming vex, she has agreed to break up, you have no right to chase her away since she was giving you sex of which you can't return then you have no right to give her ultimatum

VOsimhen144:
Me wey jst dey enter my late 20s nd I don already get exactly 74 body counts.
I don knack 74 different girls nd I don knack each of them like 5 rounds.
Here are my statistics of all the girls I don knack.

Single girls: 64
Married women: 2
Single mother: 8

Ever contacted STD: Yes (around 2020)
Ever gotten any of them pregnant: Yes (5)
Anyone ever did abortion for you: Yes (5 of them)

KingintheNorth:
Guys I'm asking for a friend , if you are based abroad and earn 2.5 million naira after tax, what would you invest in Nigeria??

Maysdevices:
Relax, this is a working profile, that’s why I said that, no be you first dey spam, no be today or even ten years ago I know spammers. I know how to spam myself.

Read to understand.


I’m a firewall engineer that’s why I said that, I stop spammers and hackers from getting access to my company’s network.

I could get fired if my boss tracked my footprints across the internet.



Signify if you read this message so I can delete it, I just wanted to let you know I pulling your legs.

Sonnobax15:

Tbvh with y'all,no relationship sweet reach the type wey your mind go dey free with your partner......As in,your partner go be your bestie,your only gist mate,and fellow gossip wey you fit confide in... You can imagine yourself farting in the presence of your partner and she go just laugh over am.......Any man and banny wey get luck to find himself/herself in such type of relationship has found the solution to over 80% of problem wey dey rock relationship

jaelz:
Dear Nlanders, I want to know if you have gotten to this stage in your relationship, if yes then there is a possibility of not turning back.

But what do you feel about this.

Maysdevices:
Nope. They love black men who don’t think like black men.


But wait, aren’t you a woman?


You’re a spammer also. I’m not even supposed to be having this conversation with you. Your likes give me headaches everyday. 😄

Maysdevices:
You talk like Nigerian men keep to one girl. Where men lead, women follow. Nigerian girls know the Nigerian man mentality. Keep a good girl at home, spend on beauties outside, take them to fancy places. Nobody wants to be that foolish good girl, they would rather be the one taken out on fancy dinners and trips at the expense of their values. They don’t know what it means to be a woman because most of you don’t have respect for the women you keep at home and show more Iove to the ones you keep outside.

Also, talk about the girls you know and stop generalizing. I have been with one guy since my university days. The problem with you men is that most of you are looking for cheap sex, you see decently dressed girls, core church girls, and ignore them, even call them boring because you know they won’t give you easy sex. Some of you even laugh at them that they must be virgins because many times they’re not attractive to you or ugly. You go for the pretty ones that all men want and willing to empty their pockets for then complain when they date as many as they can.

Do you really expect a girl getting attention from all corners to give it to just you? If you got attention from different women, would you be with just one? If you say yes, you are a liar.



My younger sisters in their 20s have never dated because they are scared of Nigerian guys and the fact that many of them have slept with prostitutes, my 22years old sister will rather die than mistakenly sleep with a guy who has slept with a prostitute or date a guy who carries girls who expose their bodies.


They are very well raised and are waiting to leave the country to see if foreigners are better. They are virgins waiting for their husbands. People are shocked when they see them because they don’t come out of the house for anything except my to go out with my mom. They are extremely light skinned and beautiful.


I know many girls like this.

Astra101:
Anything lekki and Nepa (or whatever they are called there) can not be used in the same sentence. Big men in naija don't pay light bills. Someone just told me they have at least 18 hours of light in Ikeja since the subsidy was removed.

pocohantas:
At least Mainland people would see food chop. Island own is a quagmire. It would feel like you are in the middle of nowhere. No noise, no neighbour to gossip with. You go just dey inside your hot house dey think your life.

fadilaMaikiriki:
I'm about to devour this right now. I hope there are no side effects of taking this too much. Anyway, I don't take it too much. But I always get it whenever I go to get fruits. I get it either one or two.



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Jennyclay:
Even the Bible says any man that can’t provide and take good care of his girlfriend/wife and children is worse than an infidel. Atleast men are to provide 97% for his girlfriend/wife.

A woman takes care of the home and you still expect her to bring something to the table. Haba!! Na wa!!

If you as a man wants your woman to bring something to the table, then be ready to switch sides by taking care of the home while the woman goes out to provide for your lazy and broke self.

franciskaine:
11:55am

12am =midnight.

12:03am is 3minutes after midnight. You'll need about 23hrs and 54mins to the next midnight.

12:06am is 6minutes after a new day. You'll need about 23hrs and 54mins to the next midnight.

11:50am is is 11hrs and 50mins after the previous midnight, and it will take you 12hrs 50mins to the next midnight we are heading to.

11:55am is approximately 11hrs and 55mins after the previous midnight. And it will take us 12hrs and 5minutes to arrive at the next midnight.

So 11:55am is the answer