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Nehyooh:
Who keep in touch with ex please?
When am done with you, am done completely.

Is it a must I talk or interact with her?
The naughty and disrespectful girl I dumped last year July, I've never had a communication with her since then. You're not my wife yet, just a girlfriend. So be yourself and I face my life, besides why should I keep a disrespectful and a girl that sees loving me is like she's offering me a favour. NONSENSE!

@bolded that's how most of these Nigerian girls think. Especially the broke ones that got no jobs. Try and observe the broke and hungry ones you will always find that trait in them.

The funniest thing is that the hookup is still okay because I asked her.




Deh play. Olosho no deh sick o

Lmfao

Like someone already said above, you may be on window period. Go back and check after 3 months before you completely leap for joy.

Even if you have it won't show now till 3 months time.
Sorry bro but 28 girls raw in less than 5 months omo you suppose catch wetin pass HIV o. You just lucky

visaclick:
Come and learn autocad. It’s a hotcake yet lowkey that only a few know about.

tell me about it bro

Used to be cornflakes and garri but currently none of the above. Thanks to ulcer

beekind:
Let me explain, he says he is not forcing her but if she does not take the fertility test he will not attend the wedding, and he is very likely to prohibit my mom from also attending the wedding and maybe other family members too.

That puts me in a very difficult spot, very difficult spot.

Tell your girl to go do hers. If she makes a fuss about it then just know she prolly has done alot of abortion.
Our Nigerian girls no be like when you left naija. Alot has changed. Your Dad is fully aware of that hence his persistence in her running the test.
I won't be surprised if your future wife already got a guy that services her whenever she's Hot. But you will sha, cos you no know as e dey go for here now.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Attached below are pictures of me without it;

You sabi sell market sha. He remain make you sabi fvck you go sell tire

phr0nesis:
Hope say e no go beyond the X-series? Because if hear or witness 11 hang, I go seriously blast iPhone users

Hahaha

phr0nesis:
Like say the iPhone no get when e de hang. XR don hang for my front ontop film wey person de watch.

XR dey hand steady

This guy no fit change

greatopec:
My wife is an NCE holder. She previously worked with a fast food Mon-Sun before she left to start trading in crates of egg.
No plan to have another child for now sir

If where you live isn't a crowded environment try save and start a poultry. Since your wife is into selling of eggs she already should have enough customer base. The business will surely boom if you live in an environment where there are no many poultries around.
But watch out for snakes tho

With due respect, I believe you have elders in your family. Verify and come back here to tell me I lied.

You are fool. How can you come online and type nonsense and when asked to elaborate you tell someone to go ask their elders. Ode ni e o.
Why then not just shut the fvck or tell the op to go ask his elders from the onset. You no fit even prove/back up your trash. Spits

Shadysen:
its not over until it over! come on bro, Be optimistic!

Ok bro

Ologundudu2020:
Am going to stop my subscription with this people if only I can get an alternative to stream matches



They so useless

Showmax.
The only problem is you can only watch on your phone or tab.
Cos this thing they are doing its a matter of months before you hear they have increased it again.

ThierryJay:
Chai, it is Ronaldo sorry I mean it is finished.

Against 10-man Alu Welders in Saudi, Pendu still bungled it. I thought they said Messi's 91-goal record is under threat since Baba moved to Saudi.

Obembet will be somewhere crying his heart out

Some peoples goat collect £200Million dey give only vibes, insha Allah and to grab genitals, dat one na GOAT?

Pendusted and done...

Una no go kill person for this site

Bitch has seen another nigga.
Move the hell on and don't ever try to apologize or ask her to come back. She go turn you to one worthless simp ehn life go tire you.

Find a new chick but this time around learn to tame the way you talk to her.
Ciao

Nazgul:
I truly support it. And like someone said, it brings out the true nature of your partner.

I watched one prank where the girl admitted to having a fiance, the guy doing the prank was driving an upgraded model of Rx350. He picked her up, and told her that he'll give her 200k if she follows him to his hotel room for hookup sex.

Without even thinking or objecting, this girl told him to make the transfer so that they can go. The guy was like let's get there first, omo the girl followed him to his hotel room.

When they got in he told her it's a prank. The girl started attacking him, calling him names and playing the victim. But assuming that wasn't a prank, she would have cheated on her man and pocketed cool 200k...it's just that Nairaland doesn't support uploading videos directly from your phone gallery, I would have uploaded the video here.

For me, if I must marry you, I'll prank you, and believe me you wouldn't even know. I don't mind paying upcoming skit makers to run the parole for me. The goal is to know what I'm getting married to in order to avoid stories that touch.

Una wey wan marry get work to do o😂

Shadysen:
its not over until it over! come on bro, Be optimistic!

You are the one who is clearly finding it difficult waking up from that dream. Continue

Shadysen:
What's?
Are we not still on top of the league?
There are word called HOPE!

ok

IyaebeTheGreat:
Marriageable men are simps according to Nairaland redpillers. Very funny

In the context of your thread, they are.
Isn't that funny as well

IyaebeTheGreat:
A lot of people have met on other social media platforms and eventually got married but it's a different game here on nairaland, why? Though it's common knowledge that we don't have much marriageable men simps on this forum(the few marriageable ones are already married) but we have loads of wonderful marriageable women here but it's obvious the guys here on this forum are not marriage material standard. Seun will share part of the blame on judgement day for contributing to the rise of unmarried singles who are now against the sacred institution called marriage. You allowed some group of men that call themselves redpillers to constantly mislead young men against marriage in your forum and not doing anything, they even have a thread for this evil act. I wonder how seun is going to respond to God on this on judgement day. Sirjamesjnr I still have my eyes on you and drfunmisticqueen, you can break this nairaland antimarriage yoke.

Fixed

2RUTHHURTS:
OP PLS DON'T GO TO GHANA, RIGHT NOW THE ECONOMY IS HARSH, Use that 1m open a crayfish business, Go to Oron crayfish market in Akwa-Ibom and be buying your goods, in no time you'll be a proud CEO

The problem with this business of yours is customer. How to get the right customer base and people you can be supplying to steadily. If not it's a very good business

Mr confused if you love the girl and see a future with her then invite her over. Bleep her pussy good and tell her to choose between you and her guy.
If she chooses you then go ahead and be with her. If not then she only used you to fulfill one of her fantasies like someone said up there.

Plus this your up and down you are beginning to sound like a pussy nigga who tries so hard to appear tough to people online.
As a man you should know what you want. And being selfish for what you want isn't a crime. After all it's survival of the fittest. I believe If her boyfriend got frame she wouldn't be more attracted to you than him.
That said, her boyfriend failed and you taking over isn't a crime at all unless otherwise she's a hoe disguising.
And if that's the case then be ready to get dumped by her for another guy if you make her dump her boyfriend now.
Ciao

Octopusssy:
Say me well to your mama, commander in chief of oloshos. I for tag your papa too but I am not sure you know him. See as you are expert on Olosho pidgin. It just confirms that you were raised by a prostitute which is why you now tag all women olosho. The fruit does not fall far from the tree na. A hopeless bastard you are, a hopeless bastard you will remain

Fvck off forever. I have more important things to do than argue back and forth with a gutter bred, insignificant sewer rat.

Unfortunately for you after all this plenty talks if we eventually meet in person today I will still fvck your pussy out like every man who drops money does.
That enough is satisfying that you can cheaply be bought. Now go rest cheap slut. Octopussy. The name says it all
I won't reply your cheap pussy ass again

Octopusssy:
I say na your mama be olosho na, that is why you think every woman be olosho like am. Na why she no see better money train you and so you have become useless and hopeless, disturbing everybody on the internet. Bastard son of a thousand fathers

Olosho rest. Una national anthem no pass tagging of other people's moms and sisters as your defense mechanism. See your pidgin English sef reeks of olosho vibes. Follow come
Stupid hoes passed around by different men. Quote me again make I see how you go take find your dream simp

Octopusssy:
You must be mistaking me for the women in your lineage. Your mother and sisters are the stupid bitches

Olosho anthem @Bolded
Late night newspaper no go find simp offline wey go carry your baggages dey nairaland dey waste your time

Octopusssy:
Must he have sex with her? If he wan nack, make he marry her.

Marry her? A single mother with two fking kids. Can you advise your own brother to do such abomination


Come and answer this question or you are a stupid biitch that deserves no good from a man.

osazsky:
city now is too hot to drop Point..all players are at 100 percent..city can win Anybody now even Madrid...provided pro does not over Coach..stick to wat work for u

City fit beat Madrid but dem no fit sack Madrid. There's a difference. Make una no dey disrespect elders over small children like City. Have some respect na

Suspect33:
You are also forgetting that City have the UCL and the F A cup to worry about. They will at some point in the league have to rest key players for more important competition like the UCL. This could see them drop points.

Person wey dey drop points dem no talk na the one wey never drop una dey call. All these Assnal fans and their dead hopes sef.
Make una dey drop points dey wait for city to drop too na. Make we see

Shadysen:
i michael, will find you in this forum in may!

Ok