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OllyArt:
The soup to the left while the eba to the right

Same here. I dey always rearrange am if mistaken

southsouthking:
Hank is 60plus

And he doesn't look as old as his age. Dude got good genes

doggedfighter:





I don't why their conversation is funny to me
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Same here

TINUBUISMAD:
Not agreeing to suck my dick wen I begged her

I can relate. Was way back tho

Ebubu:
freeze him from the squad

give him the aubameyang treatment from arsenal

arsenal did that and started winning the league

Winning what

VeryWickedGoat:
Everything in that picture is not up to N500k but Yahoo boys lack class so I'm not surprised that you consider this an achievement.

LOL bro not even up to 300k 500 too much

This is what's gonna happen. She finna fvck the colleague till she gets pregnant for him then come home one day and initiate sex with the weak hubby then after a month she tells him she pregnant, and the mumu hubby will gladly accept the bastard.

This I have seen

Messi1:
I broke up with this lady two years ago and forgot about her.. Since then she has never crossed my mind as anything important.

Last two weeks i saw a message popped up my WhatsApp from a new number, i replied and we started chatting. She has sent me "I miss you" and "I still love you" several times.

This girl said she wants us to get back together and her pushing me to get back to her is frustrating me.

How do I avoid this lady without hurting her?

Someone you claim you don't have feelings for you dey think if your actions go hurt am. Wow Omo Jesus

2dice01:
Format won't help you
Lust is the feminine Greatest weapon which we men fall for
All you need is her getting attracted to you first

Same girl that is sexchatting& sending núdes to some dude will block other dude she isn't attracted to sending his díck pics

You wanna get laid asap
Do you have that body ladies die for
Are you good looking/Looking Good
Do you have money
You got a nice ride
Are you Intelligent

That is why when you say Hi to a girl she use style to check if you tick her box/boxes or not

With this attribute that girl will be the one toasting you and hoping you don't turn her down

She wont even ask money from you
She will use all those boys with minimum salary wages to take uber to your crib and start acting like your Girlfriend

She wont give a fúck if you have Girlfriends or married

My current experience. A woman will love you regardless even if she knows you have other girls as long as she sees you a man of value. No two ways

demanuel:
Not to derail the thread...

But I think that the simps are the balance of the relationship matrix. (Pease corrections if I am wrong)


They spend their resources on the females, who in turn take the resources to better themselves for the Alpha males to choose.

If all men are Alpha males, resources won't flow to the females, except for her sheer brains she brings to the table, rather than just her feminity.

It's like the scriptures affirming that 'we will always have the Poor among us'.

So also we will always have the Simps among us, for they keep the balance.

It's left for you to remain a Simp or otherwise.

Comrade this your vawulence enter bone

What's the use of the info if the layman doesn't understand it. Make una dey calm down with English na even oyinbo wey get am no do reach like this

EndSARS77:
I decided to get a drug that can help me abstain from sex because I have this personal conviction that excessive sex (for men) contributes to erectile dysfunction and low sperm count. The drug I am using is a mood stabilizer

What's the name?

Sammy101111:
I love that bro you clever

Once shit sup here she goes there
Once shit sup there she comes here
The girls don’t have sense na where to chop around . That is why I never gave my ex chances if any ex comes through am just smashing . Don’t come here and be telling me story

They are always hungry Bro. They will keep coming. You the one that will get tired and leave them

Eriokanmi:
Any serious-minded government next year should forget any form of TAM on our refineries. Privatise them all and issue modular refinery licences, not the type of selective issuance as witnessed in this government.

This should shock Nigerians...

Diesel refined from those illegal refineries are as pure as the imported ones. Anyone who had worked around the creeks in the past wouid affirm this. Invite them, give them the needed skills, empower them to do more by issuing them licences with financial back up but with close monitoring. Fuel go be like water in Nigeria. Then, stop subsidy completely and improve surveillance at the creeks. As of 2 days ago,an illegal vessel loading crude was still intercepted.

So they won't see opportunity to steal again? You want them to block their major source of cashing out wow. Make dem no catch you o

BadInflunece:
Na there she miss road. Because I go smash am tire. I dey dash her all those small sum oh. I want to buy drugs, I go send 5k. I want to eat, 3k. I call that one smashing fee.

But if na those large sum, she go tell me wetin she don do for me just 2months into relationship

You on track comrade. As long as you don smash and you smashed good you got nothing to lose as it is. If she later make up her mind to move on las las na she go still lose cos those 3k 5k for chops she no go see am again.
And then you see her running back again to you
And then you smash and the circle goes on till the day you tired. That's how these hoes be treated but most niggas dunno. And it's good that they dunno

graciamore:
So painful..I cried my eyes out yesterday, have been going for this particular interview since last month, I have been called to that place like 7times in wuse2, from one stage to another. The secretary called me on Wednesday that madam will like to see me,she assured me to get prepared for medicals and all...she told me to be there by 10:00am, I came and was told to wait till 3:00pm before I could see her, of course I patiently waited for her..las las I no get the job didn't know when tears effortlessly flow down from my eyes...I stood there and taught about soooo many things ranging from the transportation I have spent on this particular interview alone ... I kept singing not to break down on the road.

That pain you felt is the same Nigerian guys feel when you eat their money and still break their heart. Feel am small

falcon01:
As a Man, you are always gonna be used.
That been said, test her that your stay in UK is abruptly coming to an end tell her some of your things are gone you are broke and only have things for minimal sustainance tell her you are coming back to Nigeria and you don't think you are going back to UK but back in Nigeria you can have a house, marry and sustain yourself. And notice if her attitudes towards you changes, watch how she comforts and consoles you, notice if she's genuinely concerned about your situation, go like 5 days without calling her and see if she's calling e.t.c Note tell her all those things on different occasions, gradually gradually and see if she draws back.

Lol even American girl go dump you for half of those tests, talk more of the hunger infested hoes here

Your instincts are already kicking against it. Now what's stopping you from permitting your brain to do small kicking too?

Cos you already know how pretentious women can be just to achieve an aim. And here you are even dealing with a Nigerian girl big snake

BadInflunece:
Bor you didn't overreact. Same thing happened to me. Met this girl, we just clicked. She told me she was a student. Barely a month and some days in, she said they were resuming and she didn't stuffs. I said make a list lemme see, then I can come in. To me I won know where I fit help. Omoh, babe said if I give her 100k she can get everything.

Guy! I just tell her not to bother because I no go give am.

And I had explained to her my rent was expring that month oh. And my car needed work. All these were discussions in the passing. Well, I don smash am. So I dey ok.

After months, she apologised, we met. We smashed. Now she say she don finish exam and she needs baby girl treatment.she needs money and gifts.

I'm 30. I shouldn't even be dating these students.

Whine am again still smash am. She fit get one useless boy wey dey chop am free but go wan use you cashout.

Zonefree:
As you failed to attend to her financial needs, she changed your name from "Babe" to "Bro" in a jiffy.

Typical Nigerian girl

These hoes got no chill na men wey never know go suffer

If I read right you sent 10k to someone you have never seen before? Wow wow wow rich kids

Realguyman1:
Being in ur late 20s already indicate u aren't an indomie generation child. So why are u behaving like one?

I wonder bro. Some men were born to simp forever. And there is nothing anyone or Redpill can do about it so all of you advising them are just wasting your time

Go out and meet new girls and In few minutes you will forget about her. Works all the time

Davidave:
I don't care what other people do, I just hope they use contraception and avoid diseases.

And not share the disease to innocent people who are being careful. Cos that's pure wickedness

PointZerom:


Chelsea have signed a deadly midfielder Buharinho from Boko Haram FC. Watch out.

This comrade tho

On top 0-3 Nkwobi still dey throw shirt for why naw? this Nkwobi sef

WhatCanIsay:
Ok

All mothers dream to have their children love and reciprocate the love shown to them.

Being a mummy's boy in the right sense ain't bad, you that will be a mum tomorrow will want same for all your successful sons!

Women are really interesting, some don't want others to enjoy what they themselves pray to enjoy

That's what makes them the most selfish beings

That last last song hit the girl hard. That song na legendary if it was an American song na grammy straight

thegroomspa:
Continue...

She went back to work, and later that day evening I started receiving a message on Whatsapp from her friend I once meet asking want happened between I and her friend...

On explaining things to her, she said there was nothing wrong that if I love her friend enough that shouldn't be an issue...

I was so angered that I stopped replying to her friend...

Then my girl started texting me on Whatsapp apologizing and at the same time swearing with her life that she can't sleep or do anything that her head and her heart are heavy...

I became afraid so she doesn't hurt herself, I then replied her and fixed a place to meet her after work...

We meet and I pointed out everything she burst to tears saying it wasn't true that it's not what I think and was swearing with her life...

I told her I forgave her...

This month made it the 7th month and i have not bleeped her since we met...I initiated it to ease up a little bit...we've made love twice now...

But I still feel insecure when ever am around her and don't trust her...

I feel like quitting...




Am so pained...

Listen to the last sentence of the what the guy below this your post said.

Then do this. Go out meet new women. They are plenty women over 4billion don't allow society brainwash you into the bone of my bones crap it's a facade. Meet new women and be fvcking this one to pass time. Nothing serious. 34 years old woman is too experienced to make a good wife. Dude at that age she's fvcked at least 20 dudes. That's the least. Is that the type of woman you wanna marry? I bet if it's your friend of younger one you'd advise against it but here you are cos you allow stupid love to block your brain


I have said enough

shege45:
na just time. Dem go still knack behind you

Fact

Issa cold world bro. That's just the answer

Ikennaford:
I'm not a rich guy, just Wanna help.... But the problem now is I don't know how to do this, I want this funds to get to people proposed for this, pls I want opinions on how to disburse these funds, the payments will be made through b. t. c thanks and God bless

Please if possible, let the mods contact me, they know how to sort, I just want it to get to the right people that needs it

Convert it to naira and give it to your less privileged neighbors, relatives or to a charity organization. That's if you ain't just capping. Cos whatever way yiu wanna disburse the money on here will be distorted. No two ways