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Bradford111:
Same thing with my girlfriend fearing she won’t leave me o na me disvirgin her

Whether you fear or not she will go fvck outside. If you know you do fvck her good then worry less. She will come back. But If not prepare yourself for hot breakfast

If she no enjoy sex leave her papa. Cos if she start enjoying it she go begin crave am outside as its their nature to go explore other dicks and compare with their first. If eventually she jam gbola wey sweet am pass your own then she moves. If not she will crawl back to you again. Na their way and there is nothing anyone can do about it

nob0dy:
lmagine paying 300k yearly for a selfcon for places like Awoyaya and the traffic from that place to lekki no be here. I once spent 8 hours on that road to lekki, due to traffic. Lagos is highly overrated, nothing to enjoy here.

No be lie my brother. Na why if I Wan comot for day time I go first cry small before I step out. Even for midnight you go still dey jam traffic for some places inside this Lagos island

CotenantNIG:
https://nigeriarealestateblog.com/cost-of-renting-a-1-bedroom-apartment-in-lagos-2022/

Why you no include lekki lol

mariahAngel:
Are you both left-handed?

I assume right-handed people would prefer the soup to be on their right hand side, since it is more convenient/close (from hand) to the mouth.

LOL you the one sounding like a left-handed person instead. No right hand person would want their food served that way. I can't even feel comfortable eating my food with soup at the right.

OllyArt:
The soup to the left while the eba to the right

Same here. I dey always rearrange am if mistaken

southsouthking:
Hank is 60plus

And he doesn't look as old as his age. Dude got good genes

doggedfighter:





I don't why their conversation is funny to me
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Same here

TINUBUISMAD:
Not agreeing to suck my dick wen I begged her

I can relate. Was way back tho

Ebubu:
freeze him from the squad

give him the aubameyang treatment from arsenal

arsenal did that and started winning the league

Winning what

VeryWickedGoat:
Everything in that picture is not up to N500k but Yahoo boys lack class so I'm not surprised that you consider this an achievement.

LOL bro not even up to 300k 500 too much

This is what's gonna happen. She finna fvck the colleague till she gets pregnant for him then come home one day and initiate sex with the weak hubby then after a month she tells him she pregnant, and the mumu hubby will gladly accept the bastard.

This I have seen

Messi1:
I broke up with this lady two years ago and forgot about her.. Since then she has never crossed my mind as anything important.

Last two weeks i saw a message popped up my WhatsApp from a new number, i replied and we started chatting. She has sent me "I miss you" and "I still love you" several times.

This girl said she wants us to get back together and her pushing me to get back to her is frustrating me.

How do I avoid this lady without hurting her?

Someone you claim you don't have feelings for you dey think if your actions go hurt am. Wow Omo Jesus

2dice01:
Format won't help you
Lust is the feminine Greatest weapon which we men fall for
All you need is her getting attracted to you first

Same girl that is sexchatting& sending núdes to some dude will block other dude she isn't attracted to sending his díck pics

You wanna get laid asap
Do you have that body ladies die for
Are you good looking/Looking Good
Do you have money
You got a nice ride
Are you Intelligent

That is why when you say Hi to a girl she use style to check if you tick her box/boxes or not

With this attribute that girl will be the one toasting you and hoping you don't turn her down

She wont even ask money from you
She will use all those boys with minimum salary wages to take uber to your crib and start acting like your Girlfriend

She wont give a fúck if you have Girlfriends or married

My current experience. A woman will love you regardless even if she knows you have other girls as long as she sees you a man of value. No two ways

demanuel:
Not to derail the thread...

But I think that the simps are the balance of the relationship matrix. (Pease corrections if I am wrong)


They spend their resources on the females, who in turn take the resources to better themselves for the Alpha males to choose.

If all men are Alpha males, resources won't flow to the females, except for her sheer brains she brings to the table, rather than just her feminity.

It's like the scriptures affirming that 'we will always have the Poor among us'.

So also we will always have the Simps among us, for they keep the balance.

It's left for you to remain a Simp or otherwise.

Comrade this your vawulence enter bone

What's the use of the info if the layman doesn't understand it. Make una dey calm down with English na even oyinbo wey get am no do reach like this

EndSARS77:
I decided to get a drug that can help me abstain from sex because I have this personal conviction that excessive sex (for men) contributes to erectile dysfunction and low sperm count. The drug I am using is a mood stabilizer

What's the name?

Sammy101111:
I love that bro you clever

Once shit sup here she goes there
Once shit sup there she comes here
The girls don’t have sense na where to chop around . That is why I never gave my ex chances if any ex comes through am just smashing . Don’t come here and be telling me story

They are always hungry Bro. They will keep coming. You the one that will get tired and leave them

Eriokanmi:
Any serious-minded government next year should forget any form of TAM on our refineries. Privatise them all and issue modular refinery licences, not the type of selective issuance as witnessed in this government.

This should shock Nigerians...

Diesel refined from those illegal refineries are as pure as the imported ones. Anyone who had worked around the creeks in the past wouid affirm this. Invite them, give them the needed skills, empower them to do more by issuing them licences with financial back up but with close monitoring. Fuel go be like water in Nigeria. Then, stop subsidy completely and improve surveillance at the creeks. As of 2 days ago,an illegal vessel loading crude was still intercepted.

So they won't see opportunity to steal again? You want them to block their major source of cashing out wow. Make dem no catch you o

BadInflunece:
Na there she miss road. Because I go smash am tire. I dey dash her all those small sum oh. I want to buy drugs, I go send 5k. I want to eat, 3k. I call that one smashing fee.

But if na those large sum, she go tell me wetin she don do for me just 2months into relationship

You on track comrade. As long as you don smash and you smashed good you got nothing to lose as it is. If she later make up her mind to move on las las na she go still lose cos those 3k 5k for chops she no go see am again.
And then you see her running back again to you
And then you smash and the circle goes on till the day you tired. That's how these hoes be treated but most niggas dunno. And it's good that they dunno

graciamore:
So painful..I cried my eyes out yesterday, have been going for this particular interview since last month, I have been called to that place like 7times in wuse2, from one stage to another. The secretary called me on Wednesday that madam will like to see me,she assured me to get prepared for medicals and all...she told me to be there by 10:00am, I came and was told to wait till 3:00pm before I could see her, of course I patiently waited for her..las las I no get the job didn't know when tears effortlessly flow down from my eyes...I stood there and taught about soooo many things ranging from the transportation I have spent on this particular interview alone ... I kept singing not to break down on the road.

That pain you felt is the same Nigerian guys feel when you eat their money and still break their heart. Feel am small

falcon01:
As a Man, you are always gonna be used.
That been said, test her that your stay in UK is abruptly coming to an end tell her some of your things are gone you are broke and only have things for minimal sustainance tell her you are coming back to Nigeria and you don't think you are going back to UK but back in Nigeria you can have a house, marry and sustain yourself. And notice if her attitudes towards you changes, watch how she comforts and consoles you, notice if she's genuinely concerned about your situation, go like 5 days without calling her and see if she's calling e.t.c Note tell her all those things on different occasions, gradually gradually and see if she draws back.

Lol even American girl go dump you for half of those tests, talk more of the hunger infested hoes here

Your instincts are already kicking against it. Now what's stopping you from permitting your brain to do small kicking too?

Cos you already know how pretentious women can be just to achieve an aim. And here you are even dealing with a Nigerian girl big snake

BadInflunece:
Bor you didn't overreact. Same thing happened to me. Met this girl, we just clicked. She told me she was a student. Barely a month and some days in, she said they were resuming and she didn't stuffs. I said make a list lemme see, then I can come in. To me I won know where I fit help. Omoh, babe said if I give her 100k she can get everything.

Guy! I just tell her not to bother because I no go give am.

And I had explained to her my rent was expring that month oh. And my car needed work. All these were discussions in the passing. Well, I don smash am. So I dey ok.

After months, she apologised, we met. We smashed. Now she say she don finish exam and she needs baby girl treatment.she needs money and gifts.

I'm 30. I shouldn't even be dating these students.

Whine am again still smash am. She fit get one useless boy wey dey chop am free but go wan use you cashout.

Zonefree:
As you failed to attend to her financial needs, she changed your name from "Babe" to "Bro" in a jiffy.

Typical Nigerian girl

These hoes got no chill na men wey never know go suffer

If I read right you sent 10k to someone you have never seen before? Wow wow wow rich kids

Realguyman1:
Being in ur late 20s already indicate u aren't an indomie generation child. So why are u behaving like one?

I wonder bro. Some men were born to simp forever. And there is nothing anyone or Redpill can do about it so all of you advising them are just wasting your time

Go out and meet new girls and In few minutes you will forget about her. Works all the time

Davidave:
I don't care what other people do, I just hope they use contraception and avoid diseases.

And not share the disease to innocent people who are being careful. Cos that's pure wickedness

PointZerom:


Chelsea have signed a deadly midfielder Buharinho from Boko Haram FC. Watch out.

This comrade tho

On top 0-3 Nkwobi still dey throw shirt for why naw? this Nkwobi sef

WhatCanIsay:
Ok

All mothers dream to have their children love and reciprocate the love shown to them.

Being a mummy's boy in the right sense ain't bad, you that will be a mum tomorrow will want same for all your successful sons!

Women are really interesting, some don't want others to enjoy what they themselves pray to enjoy

That's what makes them the most selfish beings