₦airaland Forum

OsunOriginal:
The same shameless old man has no other place to live apart from Lagos (Lekki) which Tinubu developed.

Nilon:
who are you fúcking right now

Candidlady:
Must you come online to lie

You and Iboth know the size of that withered stick between your legs

Animegirl:
Recently have been meeting guys with receding hairline even at age 25-28 . I thought men don't age even though they clock 45 but I was wrong. Young men with bald head or receding hairline is a capital NO for me.

Map1:
Bros that girl scam you,she is interested in taking your money,she just used that style to send you away, believe me, those girls are wise.

NovoLag:
So I recently came back to Lagos and man has been terribly bored.

I think I should use this opportunity to beg Nigerian girls to please consider us fine boys
If anyone had told me a full blooded fine boy like me will find it hard to have a decent relationship with a girl, I would’ve laughed it off..
it’s just soo hard to get a girl to date these days as a fine boy. They’ll think you’re a cheat or something
It’s darn tiring.

So back to my story; so I sent out a few messages on Facebook to some girls who were into the hookup business and after a few minutes I got replies from a few and I finally settled for one that lives closer to me.

We settled for an amount.
Sent her my pics and got hers
She looked pretty average and decent.

First red flag when this girl refused to come in the afternoon. Said she had a few errands to run and can only come about 7 in the evening.

When she finally came, it was past 9.
Had wanted us to use my apartment but on a second thought I paid for a room nearby.

Omo when this girl showed up, she was entirely different from the person I met on Facebook. Not that it was a different person, but something was just off about her.

As per se body don full, I welcomed her into the room, gave her cash as she requested.

Now down to business; “where is your condom”? She was just looking at me like she never heard of condoms before.

She said she didn’t come with any o… that she doesn’t mind going raw. Ha

I’m grateful that my head won over my prick.. I went down to a nearby Aboki and bought a condom.

Came up, wore the bags, was about to penetrate and this girl coughed so loudly I had to go put on the main light and saw that this girl was visibly and obviously sick.

I don’t know what she was sick of, but she was shivering. Omo

She kept saying I should go ahead that it’s just small cough… mehn at that point my prick don go down.
Then she said I should try raw, then if my prick gets strong again I can then use a bag.

I kept trying to understand the mumu talk.., like I should penetrate without a condom, then wear a condom later when my prick gets stronger..

This girl was out to end my life!


I just wore my trousers and left the room.
I think there’s a set of frustrated people who are out there sharing diseases in Lagos. Man gats be very careful these days.

Andre603:
I stay in Port Harcourt, I have a job paying me 50k a month. But I also have a good car.
Is it adviceable to quit the job that pays 50k monthly and start doing Bolt?

loliapoopy2013:
Am confused and don't know what to do. As am typing this message, am crying and devastated, my heart is broken into bits.

I have 2 sons, aged between 10 and 14. I have refused to live with any maid up till this time, fearing they might be abused.
Am into confectionaries, so despite my stressful business, I manage my boys as my husband works offshore.

A month ago, my mum brought a 19-years-old cousin who looks like a 14-year-old boy to assist me in kneading dough. I panicked because my husband has warned me never to bring any relatives to his house. But because he is a boy and my relative, and was very industrious, I never thought of anything evil, I let him stay.

Yesterday was my birthday, I didn't want to celebrate, but my friend brought me a cake which motivated me to go to the market to get goat meat for pepper soup.

According to my friend, immediately after I left the house, my 10year old son went to take his bath, and that's when my cousin followed. Not liking their movement, she went and peeped, and behold, she saw my cousin having anal sex with my 10-year-old son���. She started banging on the door and they immediately started taking their bath, pretending as if nothing happened.

My friend told me as I got back. I confronted my son about why did he not tell me. He said my cousin cut himself, drew out blood from his body, and warned him that if he tells anyone, he will die, fearing for his life, he refused to tell me. I asked him, why he didn't tell his elder brother, and he said his elder brother is always playing ball downstairs. I then ask him how many times have they done it, and he said almost 10 times. That at first he enjoyed it but he is beginning to feel pain and doesn't know how to end it. I ask my son to bend over, people! my son's anus is wide opened and filled with injury, ������

Please house, what do I do? These are my fears:

1. My son has been introduced to gay sex life by my evil cousin.
2. How can I help ( counsel) my son and rehabilitate him?
3. I might lose my marriage because my husband warned me to protect his kids from relatives.

I need advice from you guys please����������. Please, no insults. I will not purposely put my son in harm's way����.

Kobojunkie:
1. For a 23-year-old, you are already starting off wrong in life.

So because the woman was accused, without evidence since she doesn't seem to have been charged with any of the crimes you post against her, you and your father would rather she live miserable after her obligations to her former husband are over?

2.

Comradepreneur:
This is a huge misconception with some people. I guess it has to do with the literacy of such people. But in our family, we don't condone family marriage.

And also, God forbid it gets to the stage of him impregnating one of my sisters

Urheadmaster:
Suck his dick on daily basis.

Trust me there won't be anymore complain

lhordspy:
Lol. I dont think so. Maybe i am wrong sha. But she actually gave the estimate before she vanished. Infact we discuss more on it. Even though it was her that keep doing the most talking. I dont know what really happened.

I think it is either she felt it was too easy to be truth. That i am a scammer. But what as she got to lose if that is the case. I no ask her of money, i am the one financing it.

Or secondly, you know Nigerian ladies love playing hard to get. But that was strictly business. I dont think we even at a point derailed.

I have never met her in person and i was willing to put almost a million naira in a business with her that only me will be financing and taking the downfall if maybe it turns out bad.

When i mean vanished. Not that she actually was no where to be found. She was always right there. But stop communications. Even me self just lock up. Me wey i be werey too.

Until after weeks, then she contacted me with bags of excuses. Me werey don spend the money reach half. My only pain is that sportybet took large chunk of the money.

I stopped betting though. Buhari chased out the spirit of carelessness and irrelevant spending in us.

lhordspy:
I have never been optimistic about a stranger before that. Like the money was just idle with me as at that time. I just want to fix it somewhere. I met her at one of those twitter space. I got to know we stay at same states. She just graduated from school as the time. She was very convincing. Like i love people been practical about things.

I was ready to finance it. The day before she vanished, we actually spoke till like 4am. And she told me she will get back at me and stuff. All she had to do is just say the word i am ready. That's all. Maybe she expecting me to be chasing her around or maybe am desperate for money. I was just looking for place to invest the money with me as at the time.

Na so she vanish, re-appear weeks later. With stories of clearance this and that. Werey girl.

Naso some people they miss help for life. Later they will blame it on buhari.

lhordspy:
Nice one. .

There was this lady i met on twitter few months ago. A graduate of Agricultural science according to her. We got talking and i asked her if somebody is to invest in farming. How much will it takes.

She made the estimate. I must confess she was very practical during her explanation. Like she outlined the details even to those their crop mathematical calculations. I am a novice in that area. I was only insterested in knowing the capital and profit.

She went into oblivion for weeks. Expecting me to be chasing her around for a business i am suppose to be financing alone. Naija ladies and very stupid mentality.

I chin-up too. We both went quiet until of recent she re-surfaced again. With i was busy blah blah blah. For my mind i was like no wahala now. You never serious.

Her rough cost was over a 800k for startup without land acquisition. And i was ready to finance the project. She fvcked up, i lost interest. Now i don even spend the money on other things..


I think i will just be managing my life as a consumer rather than producer for now.
Country just hard anyhow

Wawelexy:
That must be maguire

2special:
Are you driving or going by public transport

Tezzi:
Exactly after forming feminist with there real account dem go switch to beg

Retards

dayleke:
Makes 3 of us.

favorlite:
I am in a dilemma right now as my house agent is being unreasonable even though my rent expired 6 days ago. Obviously he is trying to frustate me so that he can bring in new tenants so that his agency /commission fee could be secure. I offered to pay in 2 installments but he has been so difficult and uncomplimentary.

Help! I'm just an helpless and hapless single Mom.

Candidlady:
Mr-sex-dont-freak-me-anymore

The bad boy aspect of me is telling me to start having sex with her

keep deceiving yourself...

princefrank76:
A friend of mine who's a student reach out to me and asked me to help her find a roommate because she won't be able to rent an apartment alone.

I was scrolling down my Facebook wall the other day and I saw a post from a girl who was looking for a roommate. I saw this as an opportunity to connect that my friend to her, so I quickly chatted her up and let her know I have got someone for her. She was excited and thanked me.. but when I reached out to this my friend to let her know I have gotten a roommate for her too, lo and behold she told she has seen someone already so she's no longer interested.

I reached out to this random girl I met on Facebook to let her know it's not gonna be possible again, she was so disappointed. She had to beg me to help her find someone. I put it to her that there was virtually nothing I could do for her again. I let her know I stay alone but we have gender differences so I can't let her come to my place of which she understood.

She chatted me up the following day that she doesn't have where to stay and that she's been sleeping in a classroom for the past three days. I forgot to say; she's a newly admitted student, she told the money she have is for her school fee and registration so she can't afford a house now but she will be buoyant enough to secure a house by January.

Well, I let her moved to my place with an agreement that she's gonna stay and move out by January.

Now I have been having mixed thoughts,

The bad boy aspect of me is telling me to start having sex with her but the good and rational aspect of me is telling me NO.. reason being that;
(1) If I have sex with her she might be too comfortable to move out.
(2) I don't want her to feel I wanna take advantage of her because I gave her a shelter.

It's not easy to live with a woman that is not blood related to you. She has spent 5 days with me already and I been able to decipline myself from touching her. I Sha like the man I'm becoming

Yeyeboi05:
There’s the lady that I met from a WhatsApp group for an oncoming party! I went into her Dm just for a normal chat but any time I tried to sexualize the chat,she would swerve away from the topic and she’d ask “Why are you asking me this silly question’ My Display profile on my WhatsApp is my Throwback pic,I’ve really change after then,and I look better now! Fast forward to Last week Friday ,when we met at the Beach party,I didn’t give her any attention at the party,I just came to vibe at the beach with my guys! But after the much Seeking attention from her,I decided to get closer to her..Throughout,the party see just stick to me and didn’t want to let go off! Even after other guys who looked better than I am tried to get close to her ,she ignored! We were together throughout..She kissed me severally! She had the good looks and she’s endowed..I even sucked her boobs throughout at the party..And she even asked me if I stayed alone so she can come to visit me during the Weekend!
After the party ended,5am,people had already left and it was time for my friends and I to leave…We ordered the ride from Oniru to the mainland but ,she stays at Festac,she followed me and wanted me to order another ride for her..It was obvious that she didn’t have any penny on her but I tried to act smart and I told her I’ll order another ride for her,we left! And I left her stranded there,she called severally but I didn’t pick! ..My friends told me,what I did wasn’t fair, but I felt like a redpiller! But the problem now is ,since then,I’ve not heard from her,she hasn’t been online,not a post from her too..I’ve not called her tho…But I feel very guilty!!!! What do I do?