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ProgrammingUrgently Need Your Help by sparko1(op): 2:34pm On Oct 11, 2014
I am having this final year project in my school, it's an expert system program, I initially started writing with php but last week one of my lecturer said an expert system require program like PROLOG, LIST and the like I have no idea how to use any of these program. I have less than three weeks to defend the project, I don't know what to do! Is it possible to learn any of these programs giving the time frame. Do you know any other program that can be used? The topic is "Temperament definition system".
NYSCRe: Free Dvd Workshops For Nairalanders Corpers !!! - Entrepreneuring, Bloggin, ETC by sparko1(m): 5:28am On Oct 01, 2014
Sparknecolas@gmail.com
Jokes EtcIndependence Day Joke! by sparko1(op): 5:22am On Oct 01, 2014
Only a courageous woman can fry a
bunch of plantain without tasting any -
Ativie Again (1992)

He who says nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume - sparko1 (1995)

He who completely unwraps moimoi
and gala before eating cannot keep a
secret - Ativie Again (1992)

Any man that uses his teeth to cut
shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes
wide open, is not afraid of anything -
Sparko1 (1900)

Anyone who graduates without
experiencing a strike, has never been to
Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

He who refuses to regard agege bread
and akara as a type of sandwich is a
racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

Any man who drinks Alomo bitters
without squeezing his face, is capable
of murder - Ativie Again (2009)

Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor,
but allowing the Garri to swell b4
drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth
(1993)

He who runs around looking 4 scissors
to cut indomine seasoning sachet is
not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

No matter how hot your temper is, it
cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan
(2013)

Anyone who reads this without
laughing is either looking 4 job or
needs Jesus Badly - Barack Obama
(2014).
LiteratureRe: Tim Lahaye Books by sparko1(m): 2:58am On Aug 15, 2014
Please I need it as well, my handle is sparknecolas@yahoo.com
RomanceRe: Why Are Yoruba Girls Difficult To Woo? by sparko1(m): 10:01am On Jul 11, 2014
Yeah you got that right, pretend! But. when you come out at night, you won't believe what you will see.
RomanceRe: What Is LOVE? by sparko1(m): 11:47am On Jul 08, 2014
Mynd44: Love is an excuse for men to get laid and for women to extort money undecided undecided cheesy wink cool cool cool cool
well in other words, love does not exist! we human do everything we do because of gain, even when a politician give money to orphans they do that to gain popularity and so do we all. Only God can truely love.
RomanceRe: Side Effect Of Being A Virgin by sparko1(m): 11:32am On Jul 08, 2014
SpaceGoat: you see" another example !! why re u attacking the post?? BECAUSE U ARE ONE OF THEM!!!! A VIRGIN, i have a solution for u read this post and study the colds and you will get laid in no time click here https://www.nairaland.com/1791752/does-well-around-girl-secret .. tank
wow! Even you, why can't you just accept that its a matter of choice. And beside you don't need any tutorial to get a girl.
HealthRe: Behold World Record (11 Babies) by sparko1(op): 8:03am On Jul 05, 2014
JayKayMaybachz: Link nii
link to my Facebook page? You wish!
HealthRe: Behold World Record (11 Babies) by sparko1(op): 7:35am On Jul 05, 2014
Ezedon: Not possible, i will only believe if these are first babies of the month
well its from one woman or mother!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Get Your Interview Questions/solutions Here!!! by sparko1(m): 7:28am On Jul 05, 2014
Please send to sparknecolas@yahoo.com
HealthRe: Behold World Record (11 Babies) by sparko1(op): 7:13am On Jul 05, 2014
JayKayMaybachz: Ermmmmmm! Op .... Source or you were an eye witness
did you read that at all? A friend posted on my Facebook page!
HealthBehold World Record (11 Babies) by sparko1(op): 7:01am On Jul 05, 2014
Got this on my Facebook this morning, well I have heard of 4, but 11 that's something!

PhonesRe: Lg Optimus Users Come In! by sparko1(m): 10:27pm On Jan 10, 2014
i use lg e615 i need help to root it.
PhonesRe: Can't Change Bbm Dp On Android - Come In Let Us Rub Minds by sparko1(m): 6:02pm On Jan 05, 2014
komols856: please how do i download BBM ,whatsapp, map,and other apps. into Samsung GT-I9500 Galaxy S4 from google play.all this app refuses to install on my devise when trying to download it frm google play, with an error message your devise was not find on the list. where else will i get all this app please. you may email me on fabulousjohn@yahoo.com

thanks for your reply
My advice is try and download Blackmart, it's easier to get these applications from there.
EducationRe: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission Processes by sparko1(m): 5:39pm On Jan 05, 2014
El Favored: Pls is there a Edo state liason office in Victoria island, and will they issue state of origin certificate and what are the things they'll require? Pls a reply is needed urgently.
I don't know of Victoria island, but you can do it at lugard in ikoyi, that is where I did my back then in 2007.
EducationRe: Irrational Ways Of Approaching An Argument by sparko1(m): 5:52pm On Jan 04, 2014
Well I have to say the most important thing that will reduce irrational argument on this forum is a complete reassessment of each topic before moving the post to front page. Reason being that most people don't read the post before commenting and at such will argue unnecessarily.
FamilyRe: Hubby Won't Talk To Me. by sparko1(m): 6:45am On Jan 04, 2014
Dannylux: Silence treatment is a very cruel approach to matters not to mention family matters. If he can't listen to you, I believe there's someone he listens to. That should be your voice for now.
You should try this, there is someone he listens to, so get in touch with that person and problem solved.
PhonesRe: Android Bbm Pins by sparko1(m): 10:47pm On Jan 02, 2014
7BC2FA70
PhonesRe: BBM For Unrooted Tablets 7inch screen by sparko1(m): 2:33pm On Jan 02, 2014
I have installed but can't run it, no wireless network.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: MTN | GLO | ETISALAT | AIRTEL [1gb @ N300, 10gb @ N2900] www.octavo.com.ng © by sparko1(m): 10:33pm On Dec 31, 2013
rainmaker12: Mtn 4.5gb for 2.5k....that one pay me
how did you get this, I presently don't have glo line. Please help a brother!
PhonesRe: Android, Anyone? Part II by sparko1(m): 2:27pm On Dec 31, 2013
So no help for my lg L5 E615 rooting. Come on guys!
PhonesRe: ++BEST HD GAMES COLLECTIONS ANDRIOD & IOS ,ROOTING AND UPGRADES+ + by sparko1(m): 6:19am On Dec 29, 2013
Please i need bbm application. The One on my lg L5 E615. Wasn't working days so I uninstalled it and please not the link to google play i wasn't able to get that too.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: ***ALL Android Os Upgrades, ROOTING, & HD GAMES for All android deviceⓐ*** by sparko1(m): 2:18pm On Dec 26, 2013
Please i need a link to root my lg L5 E615 and please a link to download BBM, i wasn't able to get the one on google play.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: ***ALL Android Os Upgrades, ROOTING, & HD GAMES for All android deviceⓐ*** by sparko1(m): 4:18pm On Dec 24, 2013
marcjoe: COME FOR D BEST AND D CHEAPEST....MY PRICE IS TOO FUNNY....MANY NAIRALANDER VE COME AND I VE MADE DEM HAPPY....IMAGINE 10GAMES WORTH 8-10GB AT A CHEAP PRICE.....SO IF U STAY IN LAGOS MEET ME UP NOW....TIME DEY RUN FAST...COS I WOULD B LEAVING LAGOS IN JANUARY....AND IF U ALSO STAY IN DELTA STATE U CAN CONTACT ME FOR UR MEMORY CARD LOADED WITH GAMES SO I CAN BRING IT ALONG.....

MY ROOTING IS FREE NOT LIKE SOME PEEPS HERE THAT CHARGES 2K FOR ONLY ROOTING...

ALSO IF U R HAVING INTERNAL MEMORY TOO LOW ISSUE ON UR ANDRIOD AND U VE MOVED ALL UR APPS TO SDCARD BUT STILL NOT FREEING UP....JUST CONTACT ME ALSO, WOULD HELP U FOR FREEE...


16GB,32GB MEMORY CARD ALSO AVAILABLE....
Please i want to root my lg L5 E615. Thanks in advance.
PhonesRe: SAMSUNG,HTC,LG Android Upgrades, Rooting And HD Games For All Android Devices by sparko1(m): 6:40pm On Dec 23, 2013
APFM: Send me ur email,I will send u a file.and follow d instruction
My mail is Sparknecolas@yahoo.com
PhonesRe: SAMSUNG,HTC,LG Android Upgrades, Rooting And HD Games For All Android Devices by sparko1(m): 8:10pm On Dec 22, 2013
APFM: Have u rooted ur LG?
I hv been out of NL phone section especially

Do u stil need it?
Please i need it. I use the same phone. Thanks in advance.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Very Neat LG L5 Dual 4sale...SOLD by sparko1(m):
10k am in benin, new benin can pick it up this december.
EducationRe: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission Processes by sparko1(m): 12:34pm On Dec 15, 2013
Please how much is hnd2 school fees?
RomanceRe: Best Divorce Letter Ever by sparko1(op): 9:35am On Dec 12, 2013
So when I hit the lotto for 10
million dollars, I quit my job &
bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone..
Everything happens for a reason, I
guess. I hope you have the
fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said that the letter you
wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell
& Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you
this, but my sister Carla was born
Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
RomanceRe: Best Divorce Letter Ever by sparko1(op): 9:33am On Dec 12, 2013
Dear Ex-Husband, Nothing has made my day more
than receiving your letter. It’s true
you & I have been married for 7
years, although a good man is a
far cry from what you’ve been. I
watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant
whining & griping Too bad that
doesn’t work. I DID notice when
you got a hair cut last week, but
the 1st thing that came to mind
was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to
say anything if you can’t say
something nice, I didn’t comment.
And when you cooked my favorite
meal, you must have gotten me
confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7
years ago. About those new silk
boxers: I turned away from you
because the $49.99 price tag was
still on them, & I prayed it was a
coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that
morning. After all of this, I still
loved you & felt we could work it
out.
RomanceBest Divorce Letter Ever by sparko1(op): 9:24am On Dec 12, 2013
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you
that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve
been a good man to you for 7
years & I have nothing to show for
it. These last 2 weeks have been
hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that
was the last straw. Last week, you
came home & didn’t even notice I
had a new haircut, had cooked
your favorite meal & even wore a
brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to
sleep after watching all of your
soaps. You don’t tell me you love
me anymore; you don’t want sex or
anything that connects us as
husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love
me anymore; whatever the case,
I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your
SISTER & I are moving away to
West Virginia together! Have a
great life!

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